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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

hiya

i like toothpaste since it is minty and fresh

i love hippos

squirels are cool

reading is cool and so is twilight!!

see you

my best friend is Emily Bolton and Rebecca Morgan from preschool and primary

my new BFs are just holigans but not nancy!!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

(This is SO funny I had to put in my pro! Doesn't apply to me, though.)

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you wear glasses copy this onto your profile

If you fancy Zac Efron copy this onto your profile

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle

if you think jacob looks like Simon Cowell when he is laughing then copy this onto your profile ( im speaking to you Joey09!!)

if you think that slovakia is cool then copyt his onto your profile

If you love your friends copy this onto your profile

if you trust your friends, copy this to your profile. (they're good friends)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

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Don't be one of those people.

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

Music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBWpETtMlPA Release me- Agnes Carlsson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=un&v=Oko3BLa4OfE Evacuate the dance floor- Cascada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQdC7h609k8 Bulletproof- La Roux

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs The climb- Miley Cyrus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whbTXgYOXgI Untouched- The Veronicas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-VJMeUBOFw Can't Get Over It- September

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA One night in Bangkok- Murry Head

Videos!

is really funny you have to watch it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag evian roller babies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tEdbwXxXw devil went down to georgia

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Esme's Beautiful Blessing by AliceofTwilight71 reviews
Esme and the girls go out for a day of hunting.While relaxing, Alice has a sudden visison concering Esme? How will Esme react to the one longing desire she craved for centuries?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,796 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Esme, Seth
Best Friends Maybe by RosaliceLCullen reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends but Bella feels something more than friend love. The one problem is: He loves someone else. What will happen to these 2 friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Jaspers secret by SkarS reviews
well...Jasper and Edward have a secret...Jasper wants to reveal it so that they would be accepted...but then Edward throws a tantrunm like and read and see what happens....reviews pweesE!i'm new at this
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Alice and Jasper's Private Adventures by chakrakhan reviews
This story is about Alice and Jasper's private moments behind the scenes during Breaking Dawn. Much of the story will be Alice and Jasper's dialog, thoughts and activities away from the rest of the Cullen family. Mature themes, over 18 only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Cow mania by Derek the cairn terrier reviews
Edward and Bella are having a contest judged by Jacob. Who will beat who? First fanfic All farmyard animals
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Coming Home by Jasper's Southern Belle reviews
Carlisle and Esme have never had kids of their own. What will happen when Carlisle comes home early from a medical convention? I suck at summaries so read to find out more. A/U A/H OOC *lemons* *ON HOLD*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Hair Nets by RosaliceLCullen reviews
Rose finds a hairnet in Alice's closet. Rose questions and Alice answers. Turns out to be a big mistake in answering because a fight breaks out. Will everything be resolved between the 2 sisters? MADE A BIT LONGER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Far Too Shy to Speak to you at School by Iamwiththewolf reviews
for Count von Count. another fluffy EdwardMike oneshot! SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Edward, Mike - Complete
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Vampire Baby reviews
When Alice finds out that she is pregnant with Jaspers baby. she confinds in Seth to kepp it a secret so that her love affair with Jasper can live on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper
What Happened Next? reviews
A mystery of the Cullens. Edward and Bella falling out over a picture then Bella has a baby on holiday to Lurve Island. But who's is it Emmetts, Edwards or her holiday lovers? Find out what happens next here
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Of My Life reviews
Jasper meets Alice. Alice meets Jasper. Love @ first sight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Jasper, Alice