PermanentlyDazzled
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Joined 06-02-09, id: 1955815, Profile Updated: 09-16-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Why, hello there. :) I'm just a person who really loves to write and is pretty much obsessed with Twilight and Edward Cullen.

Current Plots-In-The-Making (Some Which You Will Be Seeing Soon)

1. Currently Untitled

Set in semi-not really alternate 1940. Edward is a college graduate who lives a carefree lifestyle in the Windy City. Bella is a troubled songstress, singly nightly at a jazz club hoping one day to attract record producers and become the next Billie Holiday. Once Edward hears her melodic mezzo-soprano, his heart is complete. But can their love survive the threatenings of war and anguish?

Expect to see this: very soon, assured.

2. Also Currently Untitled

Meant to be a comedy, nothing too serious. Bella is a man-eating, gold-digging, repeat divorcee. Edward is her pool boy. Rosalie's a plastic surgery addicted actress and Bella's partner in crime. Alice is a stylist with kite-flying tendencies (;-) get it?) Emmett is casting couch boy who wants to make it big. Jasper has diarrhea. All in good fun. :) 9021 uh oh.

Expect to see this: when I have nothing to do which should come up eventually.

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Breaking Edward by browniechadowes reviews
AH. ExB. A jaded OCD Edward meets clumsy, disordered Bella. Will she be able to push him against his psychological boundaries? Rated M for future lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,087 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9313 - Favs: 7,035 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4105 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Curious Correspondence by sunshinelollypops reviews
A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories etc. etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,742 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 4,439 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Inflection and Syzygies by browniechadowes reviews
previously titled "Syzygy" Bella lets out her anger after Edward leaves, instead of bottling it in. Ultimately ExB. How will she cope with being forced to figure out who she really is? And how will Edward react to the changed Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,149 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Phonics reviews
Bella is your average popular high school girl. Parties, guys, and drinks. Edward is your average high school geek glasses and all. When Edward is forced to tutor Bella, will he finally capture her heart? Some OOC, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward