Author has written 60 stories for Misc. Games, Pokémon, Cartoon X-overs, Hey Arnold, Arthur, Final Fantasy XII, Karate Kid, Lord of the Rings, SpongeBob SquarePants, Tomb Raider, Anne of Green Gables series, Silmarillion, Fairy Tales, Misc. Anime/Manga, Disney, Hamtaro, and Rugrats/All Grown Up!.
Gender: Male (Yes, not all fanfic writers are girls.)
Location: Long Island, New York
Nationality: USA (American)
Heritage: 1/4 German, 3/4 Italian (with some Albanian mixed in)
Religion: Roman Catholic
Political stance: Slightly conservative
Appearance: I'm a brunette. Blonds may have more fun but brunettes remember it afterwards.
Likes: writing stories, drawing, coloring, eating, junk food, Italian food, Indian food, Chinese food, bread, soda, dolphins, seals, squirrels, cats, other cute animals, history, literature, reading trivia, pop music, cartoons, anime, jokes about celebrities, reading gossip, doing impressions, thinking up joke products, yarnbending
Dislikes: tests, math, waiting for a bus, snooty rich people, racism, sexism, classism, ageism, speciesism, religiously intolerant people, people who are prejudiced against Italians, Axis Powers: Hetalia, 16 and Pregnant, Heather Mills, pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs, falling asleep, spiders, hearing arguments, beef, coffee, extreme liberals, extreme conservatives, people who think that vaccines cause autism (coming from somewhone who is autistic)
Likes to make fun of: Rosie O'Donnell, Ann Coulter, ghetto stuff, celebrity scandals, child beauty pageants, Madonna, Elton John, Fundamentalist Christians, memes, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, purity rings, thongs, Mel Gibson, Glee, soccer moms, concerned mothers who want everyone to "think of the children", people who give their kids stupid names like Nevaeh/Apple/Bronx/etc., people who give their kids even stupider names like LeBaron/Unique/Serendipity/etc., men who marry women young enough to be their daughters, gold digging tramps, Elmo, Dora the Exloprer, blond male villains, Oprah Winfrey, Eragon, furries, adult babies, Maury, Jerry Springer, controversial politicians, Donald Trump, Twilight, bad fanfiction (especially legolas by laura and My Immortal), Mary Sues, current events
Fixations: my stories, my artwork, Lara Croft, Britney Spears, Spice Girls, Michael Jackson, Jesus H. Christ, Obama, William Zabka, blond guys, hot babes, scandalous jokes, Whip My Hair, Groove is in the Heart, My Jeans, Fantasy by DyE, lip plates, burqas, goats, seagulls, Drawn Together, my inner ghetto biatch
Favorite games: Pokemon, Tomb Raider (pre-2013), Final Fantasy XII, Spyro (original series)
Favorite game characters (other than Pokemon): Lara Croft, Amanda Evert, Natla (Tomb Raider), Balthier, Fran (Final Fantasy XII), Princess Peach, Yoshi, Koopa Troopa (Mario) Coco Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot), Gil, Ki (The Tower of Druaga)
Favorite cartoons: Drawn Together, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Rocko's Modern Life, The Powerpuff Girls, Hey Arnold!, Arthur, Rugrats, The Simpsons, Hamtaro, Invader Zim, The Boondocks, Cinderella Monogatari, Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics, Nyan Neko Sugar Girls
Favorite cartoon characters: Squidward, Helga Pataki, Bubbles, HIM, Slappy Squirrel, Elmyra Duff, Plucky Duck, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Apu, Patty and Selma Bouvier, Angelica C. Pickles, Filburt, D.W. Read, Huey Freeman, Lamilton Taeshawn, Penelope Ham-Ham, Pashmina Ham-Ham, Foxxy Love, Princess Clara, Ling-Ling
Favorite movies: Precious, Mommie Dearest, Gone with the Wind, mockbusters (i.e. Video Brinquedo and SparkPlug Entertainment)
Favorite singers: Leona Lewis, Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Nelly Furtado, Michael Jackson, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Owl City, Dido, Demi Lovato, Cher, Cascada, Gwen Stefani, U2, Fergie
Favorite books: The Lord of the Rings, anything else by J. R. R. Tolkien, Anne of Green Gables, Little Women, Johnny Tremain, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Tales of Mother Goose, The Diary of Anne Frank
Favorite authors: J. R. R. Tolkien, Judy Blume, Guy de Maupassant, Lucy Maud Montgomery, Louisa May Alcott, Charles Perrault, The Brothers Grimm, Andrew Lang, Madame d'Aulnoy, Giambattista Basile, Flannery O'Connor, Kate Chopin, Sylvia Plath
Favorite animals: dolphins, killer whales, seals
Favorite colors: purple, green, blue - the "cool" colors!
Favorite Pokemon: Raichu, Dewgong, Jynx, Ampharos, Flygon, Altaria, Walrein, Empoleon, Luxray, Drifblim, Froslass, Leavanny, Jellicent, Chandelure, Mandibuzz, Greninja, Florges, Meowstic, Aromatisse, Gourgeist
Favorite humans: Red, Leaf, Lorelei, Ethan, Lyra, Falkner, Morty, Jasmine, Will, Steven, Tucker, Brandon, Roark, Byron, Fantina, Aaron, Cynthia, Hilbert, Bianca, Cress, Lenora, Elesa, Grimsley, Caitlin, Nate, Marlon, Calem, Serena, Valerie, Siebold, Diantha
(If you've noticed, I kinda prefer writing about the humans. It's easier.)
Favorite game (so far): Pokemon Y
Favorite types: Ice and Fairy
Do you like the anime?: No. Although Team Rocket is kinda funny. Sometimes, the bad guys are more likable!
Unfavorite Pokemon characters: Ash Ketchup, Misty, Dawn, Anime!Iris, Anime!Cilan, Whitney, Volkner, Cheren, Rakutsu (or Manga!Nate - they really screwed him up), Manga!Agatha, Anime!Skyla (thanks for ruining her), Tripp, Cameron, Viscountess Danielle (stuck-up bitch), that lady at the Lumiose Boutique who thinks you're not stylish
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