Author has written 67 stories for Misc. Games, Pokémon, Cartoon X-overs, Hey Arnold, Arthur, Final Fantasy XII, Karate Kid, Lord of the Rings, SpongeBob SquarePants, Tomb Raider, Anne of Green Gables series, Fairy Tales, Misc. Anime/Manga, Disney, Hamtaro, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, American Horror Story, Xenoblade Chronicles, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Gender: Male (Yes, not all fanfic writers are girls.)
Location: Long Island, New York
Nationality: USA (American)
Heritage: 1/4 German, 3/4 Italian (with some Albanian mixed in)
Religion: Roman Catholic
Political stance: Slightly conservative
Appearance: I'm a brunette. Blonds may have more fun but brunettes remember it afterwards.
Likes: writing stories, drawing, coloring, eating, junk food, Italian food, Indian food, Chinese food, soda, dolphins, seals, squirrels, cats, other cute animals, history, literature, fairy tales, reading trivia, pop music, cartoons, anime, jokes about celebrities, reading gossip, hammy and over-the-top acting, blond guys, speedos, drawing guys in speedos, drawing guys with long hair, people who dress flamboyantly, rich old ladies with weird fashion sense, sassy black women, midgets, exotic stuff
Dislikes: tests, math, waiting for a bus, snooty rich people, racism, sexism, classism, ageism, speciesism, religiously intolerant people, people who are prejudiced against Italians, Axis Powers: Hetalia, slutty blonde girls, 16 and Pregnant, Heather Mills, pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs, falling asleep, spiders, hearing arguments, beef, coffee, extreme liberals, extreme conservatives, people who think that vaccines cause autism (coming from somewhone who is autistic)
Likes to make fun of: Rosie O'Donnell, Ann Coulter, ghetto stuff, celebrity scandals, child beauty pageants, Madonna, Elton John, Fundamentalist Christians, memes, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, purity rings, thongs, Mel Gibson, Glee, soccer moms, concerned mothers who want everyone to "think of the children", people who give their kids stupid names like Nevaeh/Apple/Bronx/etc., people who give their kids even stupider names like LeBaron/Unique/Serendipity/etc., men who marry women young enough to be their daughters, gold digging tramps, Elmo, Dora the Exloprer, blond male villains, Oprah Winfrey, Eragon, furries, adult babies, Maury, Jerry Springer, controversial politicians, Pooh's Adventures,Twilight, bad fanfiction (especially legolas by laura, Moon Daughter, and My Immortal), Mary Sues, current events
Favorite games: Pokemon, Tomb Raider (pre-2013), Final Fantasy XII, Spyro (original series)
Favorite game characters (other than Pokemon): Lara Croft, Amanda Evert, Natla (Tomb Raider), Balthier, Fran (Final Fantasy XII), Princess Peach, Yoshi, Koopa Troopa (Mario) Coco Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot), Gil, Ki (The Tower of Druaga)
Favorite cartoons: Drawn Together, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Rocko's Modern Life, The Powerpuff Girls, Hey Arnold!, Arthur, Rugrats, The Simpsons, Hamtaro, Invader Zim, The Boondocks, Ever After High, Cinderella Monogatari, Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics, Nyan Neko Sugar Girls
Favorite cartoon characters: Squidward, Helga Pataki, Bubbles, HIM, Slappy Squirrel, Elmyra Duff, Plucky Duck, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Apu, Patty and Selma Bouvier, Angelica C. Pickles, Filburt, D.W. Read, Huey Freeman, Lamilton Taeshawn, Penelope Ham-Ham, Pashmina Ham-Ham, Foxxy Love, Princess Clara, Ling-Ling
Favorite movies: Mommie Dearest, Precious, White Chicks, Gone with the Wind, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, 101 Dalmatians, A Bug's Life, Frozen
Favorite singers: Leona Lewis, Dido, Beyoncé, Owl City, Britney Spears, Cascada, Katy Perry, Nelly Furtado, Gwen Stefani, Cher, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lady Gaga, Madonna, 4 Non Blondes, Fergie, Demi Lovato, OutKast, Kelly Clarkson, Fun., Cyndi Lauper, Natasha Bedingfield, JoJo, Birdy, Mandy Moore, Idina Menzel
Favorite books: The Lord of the Rings, anything else by J. R. R. Tolkien, Anne of Green Gables, Little Women, Johnny Tremain, Contes des fees (by Madame d'Aulnoy), Grimm's Fairy Tales, Tales of Mother Goose, The Diary of Anne Frank
Favorite authors: Madame d'Aulnoy, The Brothers Grimm, Charles Perrault, Andrew Lang, J. R. R. Tolkien, Judy Blume, Guy de Maupassant, Lucy Maud Montgomery, Louisa May Alcott, Flannery O'Connor, Kate Chopin, Sylvia Plath
Favorite animals: dolphins, killer whales, seals
Favorite colors: purple, green, blue - the "cool" colors!
Favorite Pokemon: Raichu, Dewgong, Jynx, Ampharos, Flygon, Altaria, Walrein, Empoleon, Luxray, Drifblim, Froslass, Leavanny, Jellicent, Chandelure, Mandibuzz, Greninja, Florges, Meowstic, Aromatisse, Gourgeist
Favorite humans: Red, Leaf, Lorelei, Ethan, Lyra, Falkner, Morty, Jasmine, Will, Steven, Tucker, Brandon, Roark, Byron, Fantina, Aaron, Cynthia, Hilbert, Bianca, Cress, Lenora, Elesa, Grimsley, Caitlin, Nate, Marlon, Calem, Serena, Valerie, Siebold, Diantha
(If you've noticed, I kinda prefer writing about the humans. It's easier.)
Favorite game (so far): Pokemon Y
Favorite types: Ice and Fairy
Do you like the anime?: No. Although Team Rocket is kinda funny. Sometimes, the bad guys are more likable!
Unfavorite Pokemon characters: Ash Ketchup, Misty, Dawn, Anime!Iris, Anime!Cilan, Whitney, Volkner, Cheren, Rakutsu (or Manga!Nate - they really screwed him up), Manga!Agatha, Anime!Skyla (thanks for ruining her), Tripp, Cameron, Viscountess Danielle (stuck-up bitch), that lady at the Lumiose Boutique who thinks you're not stylish
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