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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Scooby Doo.

Mommy, aspiring poet, happy little tree.

try to follow along, cause I'm everywhere. reworking a lot of my old stories so hang on, okay?

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reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 4972 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Mattaku Hidoi Mono: Absolute Hell! by khsgirl22 reviews
After being expelled, five girls make their way to Konoha High school where it is run by OMEGA, the most popular band in Japan. But when the girls decide to make themselves known and drive them into their dark and adventurous past, only Hell comes forward: NaruHina, SasuOC, NejiTen, ShikaIno, GaaSaku. Drama, Romance, Humor. REWRITE/EDITING AFTER COMPLETION.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 753,391 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Heaven in Hell by KurohimeHaruko reviews
Its Sakura's first year of High School and her life's as crappy as before. But now Uchiha Itachi and the rest of Akatsuki are squeezing their way slowly into Sakura's life, showing her slivers of Heaven in her Hell. Rated M for abuse, drugs, language, sexual reference and situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,573 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
A Thousand Miles by Your Caffeinated Writer reviews
On his way back from a mission Pein comes across a child abandoned in the woods... HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
You Saved Me by Your Caffeinated Writer reviews
"Where do your loyalties lie, Sakura?" She sat their quietly before speaking honestly "I honestly don't know anymore..." Killed in Konaha, Sakura wakes up in a different world instead of heaven.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sakura H., S. Aizen
Go Figure by Your Caffeinated Writer reviews
"You have too much time on your hands Aniki." Sakura stated. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Road(trip) Rage by black.k.kat reviews
Hashirama should not be allowed to do anything ever. It's the one thing Madara and Tobirama agree on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/28/2016 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] Hashirama S., Tōka S. - Complete
The Countess Cliché by UnseenCharacters reviews
There are ideas that come up so often, used by so many different people, that they can only possibly be called clichés. Rugen having a daughter is one of those ideas, but I figure if they weren't good ideas, people wouldn't keep using them... Chapter 19 now up, and I might actually finish the thing soon...
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Giulietta, Inigo Montoya, Fezzik
Strangers before Christmas by Aky-san reviews
Two strangers go out shopping for presents, unaware that their lives are about to merge. Follow along a story about two different people trying to find their own gifts, but finding something else instead. Two people, two lives, two stories, and one look in the eyes that forever changes strangers to lovers. A story about a very special Christmas - NaLu Christmas Story Oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Complete
The Act Of Hatred by Aky-san reviews
She HATED him. He HATED her. He was popular. She was not. And just when they had the summer break to relax form each other, they ended up seeing each other EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. until one of them snaps. - "You have to kiss me now." - "Says who?" - NaLu AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,030 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Blood Soaked Arrows to the Heart by CrimsonAdri reviews
Daryl stumbles upon Kira Knight, an young woman, terrified in the woods, while hunting. He saves her from walkers and she joins the Atlanta group. This woman isn't as helpless as she seems. Bad summary I know, but give it a try. Daryl/OC Follows story line from a little before episode 1 to end of season 3 (Pre/Sequel up) (Being rewritten!)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,453 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Daryl D., OC] Merle D. - Complete
Konoha Boarding School : University by XxHappy-chanxX reviews
Keiko, after having spent four years in the countryside, is back in Konoha. She's back to no longer run away and to patch up all troubles that she caused, especially the troubles that she had occurred with her friends and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sasuke U.
Plushie Paradise by CrimsonAdri reviews
Summary: Four girls staying at one house while their parents are all away on vacation for the summer. What will happen when a box suddenly shows up at the door. Akatsuki/OCx4 Dei-Saso/OC Ita-Kisa/OC,Hida-Kaku-Pein/OC,Zet-Tob/OC.Konan is in this but has no pairing. Rated M.For Language, Smutness, etc. Have three co-authoress'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi U.
A Forbidden Fate by BishopCR reviews
A legend turns to reality. An angel is reincarnated as something new. A demon finds his love once more. Follow these fated two as they try to prevent a legend from becoming reality once more. Please R&R! DeidaraxOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Deidara
Fallen Ones by Thief of Always reviews
Adelle is a true warrior, knowing only the song of clashing metal, the dance of battle, and the taste of blood. Her soul is pure yet her Viking heart belies her darker nature. Driven by revenge, she befriends a lone vampire seeking redemption, but the twists and turns of fate are sharp and cutting. Immortality is but a war between light and the ever consuming darkness GodricxOC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Eric N., Godric
On Love and Family Final Edition to So What if I Like a Little Kink by omgican'tremembermyusername reviews
k, so this is the 3rd and Final edition to "So What if I Like a Little Kink in my Life" Basically it's a fluff ending So that you guys aren't left hanging lol it's rated T because of some language used Dei/Sak/Ita No worries I'll use this pairing again
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
On First Dates: Sequel to So what if like a little kink in my life by omgican'tremembermyusername reviews
Ok so this is not dirty, it's the after effect of so what if I like a little kink in my life. it's rated t because of some suggestions and language, I can't help loving the whole Dei/Sak/Ita thing So this is what i came up with r and r
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
So What if I like a little Kink in my life? by omgican'tremembermyusername reviews
Two sexy nin overhear a conversation Sakura and Ino are having at a bar, and decide to make Sakura an offer she can't refuse. there is one hot and heavy lemon in part two we're talking MA k so if you arent 18 dont read it cause i had some serious fun when it came to language and themes other than that enjoy Pairing is Dei/Saku/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
From an Island to You by XxHappy-chanxX reviews
Falling off of a ship... Being stranded on an island for ten years... Being found by you... Personally, it was worth it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sasuke U.
Epic Game Night by BishopCR reviews
Temari, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, Rio, Tsukiko, and Kimi: eight girls all joined together for a hilariuos, prank-filled sleepover. Join these eight as they go through pranks, truth or dare, games, and alot of romance! Pairings inside! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
International School of Psychos and Freaks alike by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
AU. Not a Highschool fic. Haruno Sakura is an average teenager who happens to be sent to boarding school in Europe away from all she knows. What's this? Her Dad has a secret? How will she cope in this nuthouse she finds herself in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,537 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Konoha Boarding School : The Girls Side by XxHappy-chanxX reviews
The sequel to Konoha Boarding School : The Beginning! Keiko, Natsumi, Natsuko and Aiko have returned to The Girl's side from The Boy's... Trouble's bound to happen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,420 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sasuke U.
RuNnInG wItH sCiSsOrS by KissingKorpses reviews
Sakura Haruno has been deemed clinically insane and her mother has no choice but to send her to St.Euphoria's Mental Hospital. One problem: she doesn't want to go. Sakura soon finds herself in the safe haven of Rescue Town. What will await her there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Everybody Loves the Green Eyed Girl by KissingKorpses reviews
-Sequel to Behind These Emerald Eyes- I, Sakura Haruno, am once again screwed. My boyfriend is increasingly pissy, my family's company doesn't want me as the CEO, and I think I'm being stalked. o.0
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,678 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Why I dyed my hair PINK by Abigail15Sage reviews
Some people say that you can never love in High school. I disagree. I found it very easy to love Sasuke and I was only 17. He saved me, and somehow, I saved him. You'd have to hear our story to get it. "Good god, you bought me a motorcycle?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,829 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love Of The Poor by XxHappy-chanxX reviews
Three troublesome, good-looking -unknown to themselves- and penniless -meant to be- college students despise the rich, who spend money without a thought or worry. But a little misunderstanding gets them into a rich party and then it all starts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sasuke U.
Pop! Goes Itachi! by Scarlet-Songstress reviews
Oh yes...someone was going to die. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I love vampires, and that includes you Neji Hyuga! by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
sequel to i hate vampires, and that includes you Neji hyuga. My best friend hates me and my lover, my lover's uncle hates me, and my lover's twin brother wants me. This all happened because i decided to fall deeply in love with Neji Hyuga... a vampire...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,329 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfect Stranger by LadyFoxy reviews
Hidan needs to get laid. And Hidan always gets what he wants in the end. Hidan/OC, LEMON & Epilogue, Rated M for Sex & Hidan's Potty Mouth! PREQUEL to An Unexpected Reunion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Wonderland and Armageddon by newblackanubis9 reviews
Three years after Wonderland, she comes back with a double life, a new man ? , and more classified secrets than she can count. And no desire to ever see Kakashi again. What she wants means nothing with the threat of world war and exposed secrets. KakXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Kakashi H.
To Spy, or Not to Spy by goodeytwoshoes reviews
*DONT READ UNTIL YOU'VE READ GG3* My version of GG4. Cam and Bex are having winter fun in London. Will Cammie ever see Zach? Will her questions ever be answered? Will her fun in the city last, or will it come crashing to an abrupt halt? Read to find out!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Cammie M., Bex B.
Wonderland by newblackanubis9 reviews
KakashiXOC. Please see summary. Even Kakashi can't see through this much level of deception, and even though it is supposedly in his own best interests, when has meddling ever done anything but hurt those it is supposed to help?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Fright Fest by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Konoha High Sequel by lovagirl132 reviews
Sakura and Deidara are back, with their crazyness and randomness, just as a couple this time! Sequal to Konoha High Deisaku Deixsaku DeidaraxSakura Sakudei SakuraxDeidara Minor: Kibahina Shikaino Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
NARUTO: REWRITTEN by LunaSuki reviews
My version of Naruto. Many lemons and surprises. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2006
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Unexpectedly Expecting reviews
Velma and Shaggy find themselves in a sticky predicament, but manage to see the silver lining in their new lives. T for implications. Two/three shot depending on the progression of the plot.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Shaggy, Velma] OC - Complete
Akatsuki's Kitten reviews
She's just another 17 year old girl visiting Japan during the Summer. What happens when a strange woman curses her? She wakes up a few hours later in a strange place.. But with a few minor changes to her form.. Neko Warning. Four Oc Warning HidaOc, KisaOc, SasoOc, ZetsuOc M for cussing and implied themes, Romance, Adventure, Drama, Humor AU. Read if you Dare.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Jashin, OC
The Adventures of Ani and Nyl reviews
So one minute, we're jamming along to good music, and the next we're falling through the sky, and now we've got people we've always admired fighting over us. Every fangirl's dream, right? Not entirely. Apparently my best friend is an imposter and I'm Akatsuki's whore. Perfect. Can someone tell us how to get home? (Two OC, self-insert, best-friend-insert. M for language.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Akatsuki, Bijū/Tailed Beasts
Rinnegan
In the middle of Konoha City lies an ordinary building, outside, it looks like any other Tattoo Parlor, but you'll be surprised to find the strangest of people inside. From overzealous psycho-maniacs to underaged stoners, Rinnegan is definitely the best and craziest place to ink yourself up. Join Ame, Midori, and Sakana as they enter the crazy world of Rinnegan. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,608 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014
Usagi to Tora reviews
Usagi and Tora are some of the only remaining shinobi in Yugakure. Suppressed and sick of the torment from their village's leader, Tora murders the man, leaving the girls homeless and wandering, scrounging for their next meal. Along the road, they somehow become targets of the Akatsuki. Whatever will our heroines do? Pairings unspecified, save for slight PeiKo. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Hidan, Akatsuki, Jashin
Keeps On Dragging You Back reviews
Full title is Naruto Leaf high Chronicles, Book 1: Keeps On Dragging You Back. Theres a new group of boys in town. They call themselves dementia. How can Sakura and her girls keep their rign as top dogs in Konoha High, and still manage to fall in love? M for langue and future chapters-No lemon, but possibly rape.. GaaSaku, Naruhina, TayShika, InoSasu, TenNeji, KimmiOc, KarSui,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara