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Joined 06-02-09, id: 1956174, Profile Updated: 03-25-13
Author has written 5 stories for Touhou Project, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, and Team Fortress 2.

I will always find a way into my stories, NO MATTER WHAT! So you have been warned...

I have a hard time staying tied to one thing for long periods of time. Which, unfortuatlely, mean many incomplete stories and stuff. I might come back and finish old stories but it won't be nearly as passionate. yeah.

I am hyper and happy! i am the definition of a friend!!! but i am also kinda shy so get to know me better before doing something...


Random Info on the great Kei-chan:

What I like: uh...yoai, yuri, hentai in gener-oh that's not what you meant. I like video games, anime, being alone, howling at the moon, listening to music, drawing, making movies, books, and food.

What I love: books, reading, modern literature, turtles, anything japanese, cookies, mythical creatures, adventures, and whipping my hair.

What I dislike: ...people, crowded places, loud noises, obsessed teenage girls, sparkling vampires (not twilight, just the vampires), being falsely accused, marshmellows, super glue, and onions.

What I hate: being late, having to wake up early, sleeping in, being grounded, obsessed teenagers, Glee, the word Gay, homophobic people, and green apples.

What I want for christmas/birthday: handcuffs, "Paint it White" in English, Hetalia season two, cat costume, my two front teeth, the canadian flag, the magic cookie, vampire canines, and something so that I can make flash movies.

Something special about me: ...if I told you, Kei-chan wouldn't be special anymore.

Guess what: There really was a cake.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my wrist. I ran into a door

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? my multiple paintings and a world map

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I snore sometimes

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything except hevey metal and gospel

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? not a clue

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A maid outfit

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? ...my old boss...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my world map

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'1"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? only if it's too quiet

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? my mom

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? any french perfume

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? brown hair with green or blue eyes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? ...um i don't know.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither. Energy drinks don't sit well with me and I'm not allowed to have coffee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Peporoni.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Is there a limit?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I don't know

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? no

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I wear and buy things that make me comfortable or makes me look awesome

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? two dogs

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? something french that I can't spell and a standard poodle

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING ...I fall in love at first sight and then get over it so no.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Be there for them when they're upset.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 69

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? my mom but only cause she's my ride home.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people don't listen to me but cut in while I'm talking.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? no.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? My yoai mind: it kicks in right when I don't want it to.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? nope

37. FIRST JOB? convenient store clerk

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? answering text messages while listening to music

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my accent

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? some handcuffs, some handcuffs, needles for my sewing kit, some handcuffs, and Paint it white in english.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? no but I look at them alot

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? whatever smells good

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Nope, I could try harder to make it neater

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bologna

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? What is this cd of which you speak?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I talk myself out of anger because I am just that easily distracted.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The open field that has only one tree, there are two moons, and the grass is blue not green. It's my happy place.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbie, the bitch.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? ...alot.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I did until he came to my third birthday party.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? yes

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and Cheese.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Determined, sensitive, a good friend, and someone who can be proud and humble at the same time.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? canada, tofu, Rissa (not mine but it stuck), and Key.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Katty Perry, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, and Green Day.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? ...I don't watch TV.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? 21

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? any flavor will do

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? three weeks ago at my gym.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? what?...yes there is! >:I

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 12m/h

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? YES.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Chase the Morning by The Genetic Opera

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Milk

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My best friend

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? I notice their clothes, then personality.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? anything by Vannessa-Mae.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? other people

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? March

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Monkey

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? black

86. EYE COLOR? Dark brown but looks black from a far.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonalds! :D

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? never had it

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Thunder cats

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Thanksgiving

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? A little violin and clarinet.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Don't feel like answering.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? *blushes and looks away*

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? headphones

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have one...YET.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I'm in a depression, I can't afford books anymore...

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I don't have one.


What the Dream Maker Dreams:

Summary: If it's not easy being a yokai and it's not easy being a well known yokai, then Saylum's life is anything but easy. You know nothing about dreams until you have meet her. Get a taste of Saylum's life as a servant at the SDM, a daughter of the Lunar court, and the dream maker of Gensokyo.

Chapter 1: Complete

Chapter 2: In progress (haitus)


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You actually have A.D.D./A.D.H.D

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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Going home - A Korrasami Story by acasshows reviews
This story begins right at the end of the Spirit World Vacation. Korra and Asami are now officially in a relationship. Well, kinda officially. The only one who knows about their love is Iroh, who encourages the two lovebirds to tell everyone about their love. So Korra and Asami go and tell their loved ones about them. Update minimum: twice a week! Tags: korra, sami, korrasami
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,006 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 17h - Published: 12/30/2014 - Korra, Asami S., Tonraq, Iroh
The Legend of Korra - Book Five: Rebirth by Saric the Slayer reviews
One and a half years after their battle with Kuvira, things have gone back to normal for Team Avatar. Their work has begun to take a lot out of them, so they all decide to go on a vacation to the Fire Nation. When they get there however, things are not what they seem, and they soon become caught in the political turmoil and social unrest there, the cause of which is the Red Lotus.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,160 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S.
Waking Nightmares by KnightMysterio reviews
Luna's nightmares herald the arrival of nine warriors from another world, who have unwillingly been turned into ponies by the force that brought them there. Why were they transported to Equestria? And what is the horror that haunts Princess Celestia?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,672 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Medic
Shadow of Israphel Retold by O.J van der Beek reviews
A series that is based around the popular internet series by the Yogscast: The Shadow Of Israphel.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 303,763 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012
Touhou Chronicles by Etherdrone reviews
A newcomer arrives at Gensokyo after a great battle. Damaged, with low reserves of power, he tries to find his place within this strange, new world he has been introduced to. Please comment/review.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 423,809 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
One Big Aperture Family by Luna Peachie reviews
*ON HIATUS* The sequel to "Reconstructing Humanity". Wheatley feels he's finally gotten used to humanity and now shares a peaceful life with his growing family. This peace is shattered with the sudden arrival of "Grandma" and her companions, who are in no hurry to leave. Realizing he still has much to learn, Wheatley now must keep his family together in the face of a new threat.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,780 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Wheatley
Facing The Truth by PurplMuffinXTRM reviews
TrueMU finds a girl passed out in the forest and brings her home. Who is she? How does she know Sky? What does she have to do with the squids and why does she have so many scars? Contains SkyDoesMinecraft, Deadlox, TheBajanCanadian, HuckyMUDKIPZ, JeromeASF, and more. Rated M just to be safe
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Reconstructing Humanity by Luna Peachie reviews
After being put back in a human body, Wheatley is thrust into an unknown world to pay back his apparent debt to GLaDOS. He finds himself in quite a conundrum as he struggles with his returning memories and the weird feelings he has for another human.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,120 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Lanipator Plays Amnesia by RockinAnime reviews
As Daniel moves through the castle of Brennenburg in search of Alexander he hears a rather annoying voice in his head. Image drawn by Hasana-chan from deviantART
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,140 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Daniel - Complete
Victorian England's Postal Service by shadowraven45662 reviews
Victorian England, a time of great invention. including penny postage! so Victorian England will now be accepting letters! Yaoi allowed, more info inside :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 78,013 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - England/Britain
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Tales of the Pyro
The many days the Pyro goes through, different places he goes, and even the way he see the world. Do you know what I have to say? No, you don't. You just think I want you to burn. Remeber, Pyroland can't hide you.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013
The Amnesiac, the Lunatic, and the Chair reviews
She looked up into my eyes that looked dark blue now that they were in the light. Her face looked deadly grave and the words that left her mouth will haunt me for many nights to come:"Let's kill Alexander."
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Daniel
What the Dream Maker Dreams reviews
Enter the life of the Dream Yokai of Gensokyo, Saylum. Between working at the SDM and seeing people's dreams, many things are known, and others discovered. What happens in the devil's house to a very special person? How much can a dream change everything?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011
Arkansas vs Cleverbot reviews
When Marianne gets bored, she decided to talk to Cleverbot. Innocent, right? Now she is in a battle to defeat this bot in all it's random glory ! Maryx...Cleverbot?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - America - Complete
MARIANNE H JONES: User Guide and Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an MARIANNE H. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer. Based on LolliDictator's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/20/2011 - America - Complete