ripteyhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter. Hello, I am riptey. My main pairing is DMHG, and my favorite sides are R/P and H/G. I only write for the HP universe, but I also ship the hell out of Booth/Brennan on Bones, Morgan/Garcia on Criminal Minds, Jess/Rory on Gilmore Girls, and I'll always have a soft spot for Sarkney. Thanks for viewing my profile and reading/reviewing my stories, if you happened to do those things. If you are a fan of DMHG and reading the bulk of your fic on this website, I would advise you to start enjoying as well, which is pretty much the best site ever for that kind of thing. I cross-post there under the same name, plus at Granger Enchanted and sometimes on LJ. See my LJ for updates, illustrations, ficlets, and recs. Feel free to friend me if you want to. I now have a tumblr! Music for my stories: I've been building soundtracks for each of my stories in iTunes since the start, and I've decided to share some of my favorites from each story's playlist. You can view the lists with links to each song here. Disclaimer: The characters and canon situations in the following stories belong solely to JK Rowling. I am not making any money from the publishing or writing of this story. |
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An Appreciation for Irony by Bionically reviews
It seemed as though it all boiled down to this moment, that all their years of surface hatred and ugly name-calling and the past months of flirtatious banter-it all had to happen for him to get up the nerve to say what he never thought he would ever say in the light of day. EWE? Draco POV. *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,814 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,820 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,338 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Blaise Z.
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Four o'clock in the morning by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH by about eight months. Hermione gives her unexpected visitor some bad news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,544 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heir Brained by diagonally reviews
The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order's fold & the trio's cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of 'Hogwarts, a History? Flashbacks/action/post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,729 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3424 - Favs: 7,333 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temperance Normal by adangeli reviews
While Bones is away Booth makes some observations about her, about himself and about the two of them together. When she returns she reveals information Booth didn't expect and, more importantly, reveals parts of herself he never thought he'd see.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [S. Booth, T. Brennan] OC - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 5,721 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6887 - Favs: 4,162 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wallflower by Recipe reviews
I’ll make you write my name in blood. I’ll make you tear open my heart with your bare fingers. I’ll make you dig those six feet and throw yourself into the casket beside me. I’ll do whatever it takes to make you remember me. DHr, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ceiling Tiles by inadaze22 reviews
Seventy-seven tiles comprise the ceiling; perfect squares that stretch from all four walls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Universe is a Great and Beautiful Thing by attica reviews
One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nothing Fights by somandalicious reviews
And she fell for him like her heart was a mob informant and he was the East River. - - DMHG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Catch Fish by attica reviews
She hates the poetry that comes with this. A little part of her had even hoped her car would break down, and in a way, intervene. Because that way she’d be sure it wasn’t meant to be. One-shot, DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Change of Heart by jessicakaycobb reviews
Draco's parents are insisting he get married so he can begin producing heirs to the Malfoy name. He comes up with a brilliant plan to worm his way out of it, but now he needs an accomplice. Meanwhile, Hermione finds out some interesting news...!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Spin on an Old Story by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Sometimes life isn't pretty. It's not always wrapped in a nice square box with a pretty red ribbon & a bow on top. Sometimes its more like a half eaten pie with a missing cherry. Often times there are no Happy-ever afters. Not everyone has a 'Mr. Right'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 156,386 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gravity by floorcoaster reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This and Here by emote rellish reviews
At twenty-seven, Draco still thinks it's okay to make poop jokes. And Hermione still can't get over that. "He should’ve known it was made-up. Not just the Iwannaleia Nunnery of Hawaii. All of it. Everything from the nunnery to the European brothels."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,615 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
cake by somandalicious reviews
Being in love was a slice of pie, but admitting it was an entirely different recipe. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,366 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Lies Draco Malfoy Told Hermione Granger by drcjsnider reviews
This is a list of lies involving different subjects that Draco told Hermione. DH Spoiles. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Punkindoodle reviews
There was a blinding flash of lightning and a loud boom of crashing thunder. The knocker on the front door sounded again and everyone looked up, wondering who in the world would show up next. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How To Marry Hermione Granger by Chocolateveela reviews
There is a process to these things... Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by Snowe reviews
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by floorcoaster reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,292 - Reviews: 4989 - Favs: 10,000 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelve Steps by floorcoaster reviews
Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 4,837 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Red Memory by floorcoaster reviews
It's been three years... Three years, and something is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 185 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways In Which Hermione Granger Could Have Ended Up by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There are Some by dizzydragon reviews
[Short story] She knew of truths: One was that she'd never wanted to see him again. Two was that she really, really liked ice cream. Three was that Draco Malfoy was still a weak, pathetic failure of a man and that he knew it, too. DMHG, RWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ennead by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Herimione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. Written for the 2006 VDay Dramione Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Human Comfort by ldee417 reviews
After the war, it's all they have. Oneshot DHr, written PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whiplash by dizzydragon reviews
Dealing with Draco Malfoy's sudden involvement with the Order and his subsequent heroantics isn't easy for Hermione. But some things change. DMHG [Short story, Complete, written PreHBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Believe In You by YummySushiToo reviews
In which Hermione receives a terrible shock, and Draco is put back together again. Includes shrieking, blushing, dancing, and lame joke telling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Someone Else by ldee417 reviews
All Hermione wants to do is study. (A little fluff. A little snog. A little mystery.) --COMPLETE--
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
vincit omnia amor by atalanta's apples reviews
Hermione has to tutor Draco but she ends up learning a lot more... like being bad...*epilogue up!* and now it's all over...or is it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,144 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Far Be It From Me reviews
Draco works in the dementia ward at St. Mungo's, and he loves his job, but he doesn't feel comfortable anywhere else. Recurring tremors in his hands make it hard for him to do things, and he's too embarrassed to let anyone see. So when his schoolboy crush, Hermione Granger, suddenly reappears in his life, all he can do is push her away. DMHG/EWE/for dramione remix (Donnie Darko)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead reviews
W.I.P. - Lucius Malfoy is dead, but it's a secret. Draco only has to hide it for a week, and the Ministry can't keep their noses out of his business - namely, Hermione Granger. Even worse, his own house wants to kill them both. - DMHG/EWE/dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mind Pop reviews
*1st Place both Readers' & Participants' Choice at dramione remix* Hermione stares down the limitations of linear time, while a memory-less fragment of Draco's conscious mind looks for a place to spend the night. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Glamour reviews
COMPLETE one-shot, Ron/Pansy. On what should have been a routine drug bust, Ron learns the hard way that he's too honest to work undercover. Luckily for him, Pansy isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete
Friend Number Three reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Side to Side reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Seated together at the Ministry's annual Christmas Ball, Draco and Hermione might get bored enough to discuss certain events in their shared past. Or maybe they'll just get drunk. -written for dramione advent on LJ, happy holidays!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Queen of Heaven reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco's only friend in prison is a spider, and its venom causes hallucinations of Hermione. The only problem is that Dream Hermione keeps insisting she's real. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dream Machine reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. The former blood purity sympathizers are subjected to a magical machine that induces guilt in large doses. Hermione thinks it's torture, but sometimes the ends justify the means. D/Hr and some R/P, starts darker and gets lighter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sucker Punch reviews
COMPLETE D/Hr EWE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touch and Go reviews
COMPLETE one-shot - A series of ten freestyle drabbles where Draco and Hermione break up, from different points in their relationship. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete