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Author has written 2 stories for X-Men: The Movie.

Name: sarcasticlover93

Age: 13-100 (I got to have a little mystery to me)

Location: One of the states in the U.S. (Okay, a little more mystery)

If I can talk about my writing, I can't really desribe a lot to it. Just that I like to try and give a good picture to my readers like I see it all in my head. I can say my dialogue is better than my explainations of physical appearance in my stories. I feel like that's the most important things in stories. I love coming up with funny things to say for characters. My big goal would be to get the readers to laugh their butts off on most of my stories. I wouldn't want to bored you guys with 3 paragraphs long of just desribing one place. It gets boring and when I read stories like that, I just skim through to the next quotation marks that I see. But I hope you all still understand the story that's going on in the stories. (I know I don't do awesomely keeping up on my stories--Sorry!) But I'm gonna try to get more involved on FanFiction again!

As for me as a person, I'm laid back, pretty young, and enjoying life everyday. I have a lot of things going on in my life time to time. I do my best to balance them out. I love music. I can't live without it. As my name mentions, sarcasm is fun to use. I love reading too. Fiction, as you can tell, is my favorite. It makes the world better. Politics? No, thank you. I am an animal lover. I can't reject anything furry or that has big eyes. Except Sasquatch. I heard he's mean. But I don't want to bore you guys anymore. Hope you enjoy my stories! Live Long, Love Fiction, and Keep Writing! =)

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Second Time's the Charm by Bright-Eyed Athena reviews
Stryker wants Ben and his 'luck' for his special team. When he refuses, Stryker kidnaps his sister for a little added incentive. Now all Ben has to do is stop the team from finding out about his sister's ability. With Wade around... good luck.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Deadpool/Weapon XI
Hurry Up and Save Me by Amaya X Kyuri X Asuni reviews
Kyuri grew up outside the Southern Tribe village on her own. She was content to stay and watch the tides shift until things hit too close to home for comfort, and she is drawn to the world of the Avatar. Can she handle making friends, and can she handle herself as she tries to open up? "You may have just won the war." "Let's not count our pigchickens before they hatch." ZUKO/OC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,401 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Katara, Zuko, OC, Aang - Complete
Love of None by Psycho Valkyrie reviews
A quite girl, who spends most of her time at a bookstore - is somehow drug into a new world. An assassin in training. A whole new person. What will Altair think of his new student?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Altaïr
A Bullet Runs Through It by Corporal 'Spider' Hawthorne reviews
Cpl. Alex Hawthorne is a quiet soldier that has just been recruited to the one-four-one. There she gradually becomes one of the team. She belongs here, but the team knows she's hiding things about her past. I love reviews! Female O/C
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Gary Sanderson/Roach
The rules of life by Spitfire47 reviews
Danica Hollow's life is downhill. Her boyfriend dumped her, her mother kicked her out at age 11, and she lives in a rundown apartment. She is captured by a special team and charms two certain men.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 45,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bolt/C. Bradley, Deadpool/Weapon XI
Irony of Eden by Lionpawheart reviews
Behind every great man is a woman, and behind Ezio is a sadistic and violent, but maternal and loyal Eden Cleare, a member of a nameless gang in New York, who's just happy to get so far away from the hellhole she once called home.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 360,513 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Versions of a Hero by elusivemuse reviews
Once upon a time Darcy was a tool for Stryker. As a little girl, all she wanted to be was a Hero. Will her chance pass her by as she battles Stryker's influence? Wade Wilson/OC Origins based.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI
The Little Girl by Tamiko AI reviews
What happens when the task force finds a little girl stranded in the middle of Russia? this is my first fic so please be nice! 3
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost
Know Your Enemy by Madison Dyann reviews
I was an average teenage girl. I enjoyed my ordinary life. There existed only one unusual thing about me. A meager detail about me that no one knew except me and evidently the United States government. I was a mutant.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 24,825 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
You Can't Kill a Ghost by Elemental Serenity reviews
Set during MW2. What if Roach and Ghost made it out alive during Loose Ends? Who would get the honor of killing Shepherd? No longer a two-shot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Ghost, MacTavish/Soap
Intrigue by AliceInSomewhereland reviews
Wade Wilson was only looking for an assistant - a spy, if you will - but instead he got a fireball in the form of a woman. Now, he not only has try to live with her, but he has to try to not fall for her. WW/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI
In The Dark Of The Night by siwan-angel reviews
Several months after the end of Trinity. The virus had only limited effects, now King and Abigail are looking to form their own Stalker cell, when they stumble across a new Hunter who has a dark past of her own.
Blade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,832 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008
Impulsion by My Fearless Spirit reviews
The Holy Land in 1192 is still a land wrecked with corruption and greed as the 3rd Crusade nears its end. Worse yet, the assassins' secrets are being revealed and old enemies are rising as Altair and Malik discover not everything is as it seems. Altair/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,886 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Altaïr
Captured by Soldier-Woman reviews
The stubborn undercover was captured. But she won't give up intel at all.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Pretty Poison by FlowerofAdversity reviews
An infant girl, left for dead in the desert is found by a Hasassin and raised to become one of the most feared Hasassins herself. She is the only female Hassassin known to man, and is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Rose of Dawn by Moon Frost18 reviews
One night after escaping from a mission, Ezio's target lay dead. But the knife in the targets neck was not one of his...Who is the mysterious figure that saves him? And just who is the lovely blue eyed woman that he can't get out of his mind? Ezio/OC.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009
Combat Baby, Comeback Baby! by 00 BodySnatcher reviews
Piper lost everything. And she's not only dealing with that, but surviving after it all is pretty tough too - so here she is, at the school, trying to solve the mystery that has become her life. And Logan's gonna help. But why? LoganOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,874 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
More than Static by thestrange-ladymalz reviews
A girl doesn't understand why her father did what he did, or why those people are after her. OC/? Please R&R! a bit before and during X2, streched out time. PLEASE READ IT ALL. oh and please reveiw! Pictures and drawings can bw found on my profile page
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008
The Feral by GypsyWitchBaby reviews
Stryker has found someone he doesn't want Victor or Jimmy to know about. Can a Sabertooth & a Wolverine play nice when a Wolf is thrown into the mix? Will they fight for her? Or will they decide they each want her for themselves? AU of Origins. Story art on DeviantArt. SEQUEL IS UP: "THE DREAMING ANIMAL"
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,067 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - [Sabretooth, OC] Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Everyday by SnowChaser reviews
She didn't know she was his saving grace. Ficlets/songfics. Deadpool/OC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI
Even More Confessions of a Merc Plus 1 by love.devil.movies.baby reviews
Starts where Confessions left of with a slight twist. Deadpool's going after Stryker and Creed and guess who's tagging along? Nothing like a hot chick, a Cajun and a Wolverine on a revenge road trip to make things more interesting. Wade/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete
Vengeance is Mastermind by Cadet Deming reviews
Wade Wilson, Emma Frost, Victor Creed, and Jason Stryker look to get revenge on Colonel Stryker.Emma/Wade and Victor/Marrow romance, combines movie comic-verses,and an alternate take on how Wade gets disfigured, cameos from others COMPLETED
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Emma Frost - Complete
Oxygen by The Wriiter reviews
Reilly is Duke's sister. She served in South Africa but was secretly a JOE. After losing Rex, she's thrilled when she learns Duke & Ripcord are JOEs. Behind closed doors, she's working for McCullen and a familiar face...The Doctor. Rex/OC
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Lost then Found by Aaannnaaa reviews
Post Blade: Trinity. Daystar didn't kill all the vampires, unfortunately. Abby and King are taking care of the rest. One night while hunting they found something or better yet someone they weren't expecting. KingOC
Blade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009
The Mouth: An Aside by Fyrefly reviews
#3. Deadpool double-shot. Siryn, aka Theresa Rourke Cassidy, is a student at the X-mansion. One night she spots a mysterious masked man outside on the X-mansion grounds. A movie rendition of a comic theme.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Siryn - Complete
Confessions of an Amnesiac MotorMouth by love.devil.movies.baby reviews
Wade Wilson just woke up in a government issued tent in the middle of nowhere in 1985. Where is he? Why is he there? And why the hell can't he remember anything? With only a duffle bag and his trusty katanas, he's going to find out. Future Deadpool/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete
Even Roses Have Thorns by tlm1633 reviews
It was a simple mission. Go in and bring Logan back home. I should have known nothing in life was simple. Especially when a certain brown eyed Merc with the Mouth was involved. Wade/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI
Vanished by it'scurtainsforyou reviews
Cassie is 'taken in' by Stryker's team after the murders of her parents. How does a twelve-year-old girl come to be as she grows up in a seven man all-male military team?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,794 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine
Masquerade by ellfie reviews
Oneshot: Luciana never thought she'd get to go to a nobleman's party; until a young nobleman invites her to what she believes will be the time of her life. But there is an assassin in their midst and the party may become more exciting than any expected.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Not just a stranger by Wolfyn-D reviews
First AC fic, be nice. Ezio is injured after completing an assassination, and is found by a girl who blah-blah-blah. Didn't really plan this one out...it's not that great, but it might get better.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
Mind Over Matter by Pepe Le Pew reviews
Set during X-men: Origins. She had no intention of ever liking him. Hell she had no intention of ever even speaking to him. The keyword was HAD. Now she won't allow them to take him away from her. All she needed, was to find James. Wade/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,307 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
In the Cell by Goddess247 reviews
His pain, his thoughts, his life as a mercenary, his cancer, his inability to be normal...all this started to fade away when Wade realized that she was holding his hand...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Emma Frost - Complete
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In Control reviews
Ellie didn't think she would get 'emotionally' attached to anyone on Stryker's "special" team when she joined. At least that's what she thought until a certain Merc with a Mouth came along... WadeWilson/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,345 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI
How About My POV? reviews
We all wanted to know Wade's POV in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. So here it is! First, it starts out when his cancer takes over. One-Shot! ...Maybe.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI