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Joined 06-02-09, id: 1956468, Profile Updated: 03-19-16
Author has written 9 stories for Saiyuki, Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで, and One Piece.

Might as well update my profile.

From my previous profile: "If you ever see any grammar or spelling mistakes in my writing, please tell me! Same goes with any other sort of error -- getting canon wrong, or a (normal) human doing something physically impossible; I strive for accuracy in everything."

Currently doing beta work for "One Eye, Full of Wisdom". (It's a good story, and I keep it free of spelling and grammar errors to the best of my ability.) I'd be willing to beta for other stories so long as a) the writing quality (aside from spelling/punctuation) is of a decent level, b) I don't hate the story for other reasons, and c) I have time.

I hate character bashing. If you hate a character, it's very simple: DON'T WRITE ABOUT THEM. Or, in your story, change the character into someone you don't hate. You're the author, you have the power. If you think someone spends too much time moping about uselessly (and thus you hate their canon version, which is totally acceptable), have them get up and take steps to fix their problems; if you think they're a jerk to your favourite character, have them learn to be a better person.

When it comes to shounen manga, One Piece appears to be my true love; despite that, I don't like reading fanfiction about it too much, as that will almost always fall far short of the source material. (It's like how almost all of Weird Al's songs are better than the original, except for "Another One Boards the Bus", because come on, it's freaking QUEEN.) Similarly, I like Naruto fanfiction because I'm more-or-less familiar with the source material (I skimmed it over at best when it came to that hugeass dumb war near the end), and I don't have much of an attachment to canon.

One of these days I'll want to put here a guide to the most common spelling/grammar errors I've seen; but that day is not today.

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 185 - Words: 1,038,986 - Reviews: 7692 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
A Different Scroll by Nick Martin reviews
A timeline branches wildly away from its proper alignment. Many things change, and yet others stay exactly the same. A thousand years into the divergence, ten-year-old Hinata befriends Naruto. Chapter 95: End of the World, Part 3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 672,364 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Gaara, Tenten]
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
One Eye Between Them by Misato'sPenPen reviews
Itachi's blind and Kakashi's in love. But Itachi's hesitant to tell Kakashi everything about his past. KakashixItachi Anal, Fingering, M/M, Oral, Rim, Violence, WAFF, WIP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,578 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing by Lucillia reviews
Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate, which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan. A problem that Anakin is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man, and Luke deals with like his father before him. Drabbles and oneshots which are not in chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Social Media by Lucillia reviews
If most of the bad guys on the A-Team tried pulling crap like they did on the show today...
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hannibal
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,525 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Naruto of the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 214,447 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 100,573 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 321,990 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
Team Kage by PyrothTenka reviews
After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/18 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Team Sadist by jokergirl2001 reviews
His eyes once again surveyed the three in front of him. Only a blind could fail to notice the raw potential each of them oozed out. Ibiki could swear blind to the day he dies that these three were going to become legends. He wasn't wrong...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Would Rather That it Was Just Blue Skin Instead by Lucillia reviews
The Incredible Nightcrawler encounters some of the dangers endemic to being a fur covered individual that works in a school full of children and people who may as well be children.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/29 - Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Kurt W./Nightcrawler, James H./Wolverine/Logan
Taking Luck For Granted by LovingPillow reviews
It was tough enough trying to navigate without sight, how was she ever going to pass some written exam? She really should have listened to her instincts, telling her that she should have quit before she started. At least then she would've kept her eyes. Screw Gato and his men.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 187,685 - Reviews: 6790 - Favs: 10,174 - Follows: 11,231 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Hobbies by TiamatisObscure reviews
Konoha makes each of its ninja pick a hobby. Some of them are weird.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Symbiosis by ConstructiveWriter reviews
In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 349,195 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 4,317 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Sakura Gaiden by littlepocky reviews
Post 699. Everyone in her age group has more or less paired off, and Sakura is the only one left. That is, until Sasuke returns... Too bad before anyone can play matchmaker, a threat looms over Konoha once more as a new big bad villain needs Sakura for her healing abilities and snatches her right before Sasuke's eyes. Rating may go up for language. [SasuSaku] [Strong!Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,763 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Four-Legged Malestrom by Lucillia reviews
Uzumaki Naruto. Loud, determined to never quit, dreams of becoming Hokage someday and Sasuke's bestest friend in the whole wide world. Oh, and did I mention that he's also furry, nine-tailed, and the unwitting jailor of his father the Kyuubi no Yoko?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Civilian School Blues by Lucillia reviews
They've got blonde hair and blue eyes and, thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school that isn't exactly what it seems on it's placid surface. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara
A Dream Hastened by Solvdrage reviews
Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,693 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Jiraiya, Danzō S.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,181 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 5,123 - Follows: 4,968 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Delayed Rejection by Taivasalla reviews
When Rin transplanted a bloodline limit on the battlefield, it was an unprecedented advance in shinobi medical jutsu. But years later, Rin is dead, and Kakashi's body is rejecting the sharingan eye. He is left with a terrible choice: remove Obito's eye, or risk it killing him. 1-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Complete
Paperwork: The Nightmare of every Kage by Kageka reviews
In which Senju Tsunade takes up the office after the Yondaime's death and makes the creepy little Uchiha Heir her assistant to give Shizune a break. Uchiha Itachi dealt with the job as he did with everything; a little too well. Damn, where on earth did he put her secret stash of sake and how the hell did he manage to find so much paperwork?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Itachi U., Anko M., Tsunade S. - Complete
Behind Unseeing Eyes by MisteryMaiden reviews
Kyuubi has been able to heal almost every wound that Naruto has ever received, but even the all powerful demon can't heal everything. Blind!Naruto Rewrite of Sightless Eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015
Use as Intended by aviatrix8 reviews
The Elite Four use Iori's gas mask for something it was not intended for.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2015 - N. Jakuzure, H. Inumuta, U. Sanageyama, S. Iori - Complete
The Darkest Light by Persnikitty reviews
Naruto/Zatoichi X-over. Blinded during the sealing by an overload of toxic energy, Naruto must adapt to a world of darkness. In time, it becomes his greatest friend. Response to Pudgypudge's 'Darkness is my Friend' challenge. AU, Violence, Adult Themes.
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,986 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Naruto U.
What I Did on my Week Off by aviatrix8 reviews
We all know what happened to Gamagori during Student Election week, but what about the rest of the Elite Four? (Last chapter: The 2-stars complain about their battles with the Elite Four, over drinks.)
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - H. Inumuta, N. Jakuzure, U. Sanageyama, I. Gamagoori - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Rock Lee by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Spandex isn't for everyone. (i.e., I am so immature, you guys. SO immature.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Tenten, Lee R., Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos reviews
It started as a last minute mission, it ended with a train crash and a trip through his old hometown. Roy Mustang isn't ready to face his demons, especially not with Ed in tow. [Parental!RoyEd] [BEING REVISED]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,637 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Luffy's Boredom by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Even in the New World, things can sometimes get a little slow.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Meet the Parent by TheGodfather93 reviews
He took down Madara, sealed Kaguya, and stopped Toneri from destroying the Earth… but all of that might just pale in comparison to dinner at the Hyuuga compound, under the stern gaze of one Hyuuga Hiashi. Takes place after The Last. Cover art by Saviroosje.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hiashi H. - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time Mixup: Time Snarl by Lucillia reviews
Sequel to Time Mixup. Jiraiya, Tenzo, Kakashi and Gaara have to teach a mentally twelve year-old Godaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto how to be a Kage in order to preserve a fragile peace that could shatter at any sign of weakness while a forcibly time-shifted older Naruto, his prankster proteges Sasuke and Neji, and some buddies from Iwa get to wreak havoc on yet another timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,093,850 - Reviews: 5591 - Favs: 6,417 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 149,829 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 124,002 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
So an Uzumaki Delves Into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 34,337 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Of Mothers, DNA Tests and Salty Fangirls by Levi Ackerman reviews
Thea aftermath of Naruto manga 707 erupted in ship wars and character hate. Karin is pissed. Sakura is sympathetic. Suigetsu is screwed. Naruto demands panel-time for his wife. Sasuke is sick of his relationship with his lovely wife being tainted. And Kishimoto? Kishimoto is trolling everyone. [Parody, SasuSaku, NaruHina, SuiKa, anti-SasuKarin; rated M for language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover by Kitsune1978 reviews
Temari looks at him. Relaxed into his chair, he sports his usual emotionless expression, his white robe effectively concealing his casual clothing, the dark red coat. Finally Temari's eyes focus on the scar on his left temple. 'How does the saying go? Don't judge a book by its cover,' she thinks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Gaara, Matsuri] Temari - Complete
Gratuitous Bath Scene by aviatrix8 reviews
Three of the Elite Four (and Iori) have a not so quiet time at the baths.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - H. Inumuta, S. Iori, I. Gamagoori, U. Sanageyama - Complete
Stop Asking Questions by SheWolfByakugan reviews
Kisame and Itachi have been partners for three years and Itachi has been silent for most of them until he suddenly starts asking Kisame a lot of random questions in an attempt to get to know the shark-man more. Rated T for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Whiskers by Alabaster Ink reviews
Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Bolt U., Himawari U. - Complete
Mother, Mama, Mom by Alabaster Ink reviews
Hinata gets some help around the house even though she doesn't know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U. - Complete
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Alabaster Ink reviews
Uchiha Sasuke needed a talking to and Boruto was all too happy to be the one to give it to him. Even if he did think the man was an arrogant bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Sasuke U., Bolt U. - Complete
Room to Spare by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Nine jinchuuriki sharing an apartment. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? [A long-requested spiritual successor to three separate one shots; drabbles, crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Gaara, Fū, Killer Bee, Naruto U.
Seven Day Itch by aviatrix8 reviews
Inumuta plays a prank on Iori. Spoilers for episode 19. (Last part up)
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - S. Iori, H. Inumuta, N. Jakuzure, U. Sanageyama - Complete
Little Lady by Alabaster Ink reviews
Shino had a problem: clothing manufactures just couldn't seem to keep up with Konoha's steadily rising population.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shino A., Himawari U. - Complete
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32146 - Favs: 19,021 - Follows: 15,585 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Disobedience by SUITELIFEFAN reviews
Forcefully gasping for air and trying to resist Kakashi's iron grip that was simultaneously choking him and suspending him from the tree, Sasuke opened his eyes weakly, only to see Kakashi's right arm coiled back and hovering over his chest where his heart was, sparks of raw chakra flying off it. One-shot. Reviews Appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What makes a king? by False Nil reviews
It's been a few years since the end of the Apocalypse Virus. Shu is living peacefully, if not necessarily happily, in a rebuilt Tokyo, but the Crown of the King is not swept aside so easily. In the midst of a normal day, a familiar figure arrives to uproot Shu's life once again. Rated T for suggestive content, and for the darker tone.
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Shu O.
Mission by T-oftheSand reviews
Tenten's eyes widened in shock at Temari's dramatic welcome gestures and Kankuro smiled slightly. "Most of the people that had the wonderful pleasure of meeting my sister for the first time on the battlefield are confused out of their minds when they see that this is who she really is."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Tenten, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Live by Faith Not by Sight by AntarcticLight reviews
AE. After a sacrifising act from Azu, a visit from a new angel, and a long recovery later, Rosette and Chrono are given a second chance at life, but with an unexpected twist. They wake up blind. Rosette still has something to learn while Chrono's fate has changed.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,649 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Chrono, Rosette C.
Seducing Naruto by BetterDeadThanAlone reviews
She had no idea how it happened, but it suddenly seemed like the whole village was trying to help her seduce Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 7,605 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
The Recessive Gene by the point reviews
For Hinata and Naruto, it doesn't matter if Boruto and Himawari have blue eyes. For the Hyuga, it is another matter altogether. NaruHina one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Positive Body Image by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Some people complain about Anko being chubby in the epilogue. This is her response to them. [ranty, pro-epilogue, spoilers for end of the series, etc.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Anko M. - Complete
And Then The Sun Set by SimplyUnmistakable reviews
Hyuuga is Sun. Sun is light. Light is eyes. She shall call herself no Hyuuga no more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 314 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Ask Roronoa Zoro by mischeifmaiden reviews
Zoro answering the real questions about life. And maybe probably being tortured too.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,153 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Zoro - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
People see what they want to, and not what's actually there. Ibiki and Anko have plenty of experience with this, which is probably how they became such fast friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Anko M., Ibiki M.
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W.
There's a REALLY Good Explanation for This, But by Lucillia reviews
Clark Kent did his job a little too well. So well in fact, that when his coworkers find a certain something of his, the first thing that popped to mind wasn't "Clark Kent is Superman".
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W. - Complete
Pawns and Princes by La Vik reviews
In the power vacuum left by the downfall of Armando Barillo, another cartel leader seeks to gain control. Agent Sheldon Sands is given one final assignment: to make sure one vital piece of the puzzle - a woman named Aurelia Barillo - does not fall into the wrong hands. [SandsxOFC]
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014
Another Way to Serve by the point reviews
The Kumo kidnapping destroys Hinata's Byakugan and her chances of becoming a shinobi. Removed from the village, Hinata adopts a life outside of the shinobi, never expecting to return again. But after the Fourth Ninja War, Konoha's economy is in dire straits and the Rokudaime asks for her aid. She is called to serve her village, not as a ninja, but as a civilian.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,013 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Rakugaki by Michelle H. C. Zhu reviews
A collection of drabbles and vignettes for Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Featuring several characters, a few alternative universes, and different genres. [#12: Rosemary and Sam team up to troll Raiden with Vamp. Except it's not as funny as it sounds.]
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Jetstream/Samuel R., Monsoon, Raiden, Rosemary
The Demon in Me by Aecoris reviews
A trip to visit Jess ends up with more than Sam had bargained for. He will have to fight some unexpected demons, figuratively and literally, in a battle that will test his inner strength. Will Dean be able to help his brother, or is this something even he can't protect Sam from? Friendship & with John as a good father. 4th story in my Missing Piece verse with Sam in a wheelchair.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,844 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
Be Warned by Lucillia reviews
Bright, brilliant, eye-searing, and serving a purpose that far too many had ignored much to their detriment could be some ways to describe the 6th Doctor's outfit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2014 - 6th Doctor - Complete
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
The Sharingan Fairy by Kyong Kybis reviews
Once upon a time, his mother told him how the Uchiha get their Sharingan: the Sharingan Fairy. After he has lost everything that night, he has all but forgotten about her. However, when his classmates suddenly show worrying tendencies of possessing the Sharingan themselves, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Danzō S.
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
The Perfect Tea by littlev123 reviews
Uzu and Satsuki share a peaceful moment during the celebration aboard the Naked Sun. UzuxSatsuki. Oneshot. Possibly contains spoilers.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [U. Sanageyama, Satsuki K.] - Complete
The Sue Rules by PapaChaos reviews
Your complete guide to being the greatest Suethor EVAR! Just follow these easy steps to begin destroying the Mortal Kombat universe with your obnoxious OCs!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,201 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Kung Lao
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ringtones Are Windows To The Soul? by StarksthenameSnarkisthegame reviews
When Phil breaks his phone - again, Tony builds him a replacement. Tony also gives him a free ringtone to go along with it. Rated K for language. Crackfic. CreepyPhil and AnnoyingTony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
some like it hot and others like it cold by Eternal Procrastinator reviews
See, this is why showering together won't work.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Ryuko M., U. Sanageyama - Complete
Though A Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will by Phalanx reviews
What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Zoro, Kuina
Seeing the Lustful by Renoku reviews
Three years ago, the Promised Day occurred, and Roy lost his sight. When Marcoh came to heal him, however, Edward intervened. Now, Riza Hawkeye takes matters into her own hands to heal the Colonel. But if her heart is too lost in Sin, will she be able to heal him completely? Or more importantly, herself? Royai; warning for language and violence. COMPLETELY REWRITTEN AND EDITED.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Alphonse E., Edward E.
More Than Meets the Eye by Aecoris reviews
Sequel to 'Road to Confidence'. Dean, Sam and John are shocked when a hunt sends them back to the one place they never thought they'd have to visit again. They'll meet old friends and foes and tensions will rise when the hunt gets out of hand.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,403 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Genius Like Him by thirdmetaphor reviews
In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Musings on the War of Marineford by HeartFout reviews
Various character's views on what happened in the great war. 20. Robin 21. Mihawk 22. Boa 23. Coby 24. Shanks 25. Ivankov 26. Oars Jr 27. Shiki 28. Benn 29. Helmeppo (again) 30. Marco
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,689 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Kizaru, Sengoku
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 263 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
How Naruto Beat Itachi by sheltie reviews
The next installment of my How Naruto Beat series. Itachi is next up to lose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guilty Crown: Dethroned (Phase 23) by LukeLC reviews
A direct continuation of the anime. Three years after the Fourth Lost Christmas Japan is finally established as an independent nation by the UN. However the celebration is cut short when a blind Ouma Shu has nightmares of his sister Mana, and Yuzuriha Inori, long thought dead, mysteriously appears all over the country. Will fate call upon the members of Funeral Parlor once again?
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,982 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Shu O., Inori Y., Mana O., Ayase S. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Parrotboy by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Sasuke wants attention, and he will do ANYTHING to get it. An updated and vastly improved reprise of my very first fanfic anywhere, ever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 214 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:SE by maverickiceman reviews
Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:Special Edition. An in-depth look at the origins of the 'Rules' as listed by H.E. Gray. M for safety's sake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ibiki M., Iruka U., Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Shield by Qweb reviews
Coulson gives Ward a history lesson. (Updated to fix formatting issues.)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/29/2013 - P. Coulson, G. Ward, M. Hill - Complete
seeing seasons by ribbons-red reviews
The eyes are the window to the soul—a truer phrase was never spoken when it came to Break and Sharon. [Break x Sharon] [re-post]
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Xerxes B., Sharon R. - Complete
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U., Madara U.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Lines on My Face from the Word of God by Zenthisoror reviews
Masashi Kishimoto drew those lines on Itachi's face - now some Naruto characters find themselves contemplating what those lines actually are. In three parts, it's time to get to the bottom of those lines.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silent Sunrise by L.C. Li reviews
Lee Sin hears a voice that no one else can hear. — Lee Sin:Sona.
League of Legends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Lee Sin, Sona] - Complete
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
A Team of Like Minded Individuals by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to an experiment with a Seal gone wrong, Naruto ended up in another world. Fortunately, he landed in good company. Literally.
Crossover - A-Team & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Murdock, Naruto U.
Weasel Stomping Day by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Sasuke finally discovers the solution to his Ultimate Goal! Listening to the internet has never backfired before; why would it now? Crack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Black Sight by PaBurke reviews
River sacrificed everything to pull her big brother out of a secret Alliance facility
Crossover - Sentinel & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Complete
Thorny Path by Eilara reviews
Mamoru winds up in a situation his formidable skills may not be able to get him out of. Did Haruka see it coming? Why didn't she warn him? The pair are torn abruptly apart, but to what end?
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,771 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 11/17/2009
Surprises by Velkyn Karma reviews
The Straw Hat Crew is full of unexpected surprises. Formerly a one-shot, now updating at the speed of inspiration. Third: It's Usopp's turn to learn a thing or two about his crew mate.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
Explanations Work Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Itachi realizes his plans have gone down the crapper when he meets Sasuke and attempts to salvage the situation as best as he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
When I Grow Up by l0stinl0ve reviews
Darcy knows some pretty awesome women, she sometimes need to be reminded she's pretty awesome herself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P. - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Hashigasms, Shipping Wars and Sasuke's Sparkly New Ambition by Levi Ackerman reviews
And the epic unending clash between the Minato and Itachi fanclubs. Because manga chapter 631 was full of all that crack. Featuring Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Minato, Kushina, Madara, Tenten, Ino, Shikamaru, the fanboys and more! And a sulking Neji who still hasn't quite recovered from his traumatic death sequence. Parody. Naruto 631 spoilers. naruhina sasusaku-ish
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
The Interrogator and the Sannin by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
One-shot. A missing scene of sorts between Jiraiya and Ibiki. After Sandaime's death, Jiraiya stops by to keep Ibiki in the loop about his plan to get Tsunade to come back to the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Ibiki M., Jiraiya - Complete
descent into darkness by queen ino reviews
Kisame, as he watches Itachi go blind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Five Things That Kisame Is Better at Than Itachi by Gin-Juice reviews
Because even geniuses and Uchihas can't be the best at everything. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Your Turn by HeirToTheShadows reviews
Years ago, Cana got in an accident that took away her sight. After waking up alone on her anniversary, she finds out that Laxus has gotten her the best gift she could have hoped for: her sight back. Fluffy
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Cana A., Laxus D.] - Complete
Team Nineteen by FriedIce reviews
Morino Ibiki didn't like kids. That didn't stop the Third Hokage assigning him a genin team nonetheless. Too bad no one saw the consequences. Inspired by 'Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do' by H.E. Gray.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Ibiki M., Iruka U. - Complete
Multipurpose Hair by Lucillia reviews
Raditz's hair didn't just look good, it was useful as well.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Raditz
Meaningless by lilkyonkyon reviews
Even Naruto knew he wasn't the brightest, but heck, it would have taken a friggin genius to figure out why Itachi was allowing him to tag along. Slight Naruto-bashing, all in good nature. Rated for language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach by Lucillia reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hashirama S., Minato N.
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5566 - Favs: 4,579 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Women by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Drabble. Ibiki had an interesting relationship with the women of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Stereotypes by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Drabbles following the typical day of Morino Ibiki as he does his job. A job he is very good at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Ibiki M., Anko M. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Old Ben by Lucillia reviews
Honestly, Obi-Wan probably hadn't needed to change his name when he moved to Tatooine. It wasn't like he would've been caught or anything if he hadn't...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Saving Mizuki by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard. Companion to and expansion of the oneshot Salvation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U.
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
As you ask by oakleaf reviews
...so it shall be. A collection of my avengerkink fills. Rating, characters and genre subject to change. New chapters may come even though story is set to complete; it is complete as it stands./ Chapter 5: After. Maria Hill reflects on the man she loves. Spoilers for the movie. Coulson/Maria.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
The Joys of Crooked Accounting and Philanthropy by Pat Squared reviews
What happens when an young Uchiha girl discovers the joys of crooked accounting/charity scams, and decide to be born-again into the Church of the Orange Buddha and Accounting Genius Naruto. This is a one-shot gift-fic inspired by Layna6's Uchibi Sasuke and authorized by the author.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bugzapper by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Even the most awesome things have their mundane utilities. A collection of drabbles about jutsu and the people who use them. Crack. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Mei T.
Tranquility by Sarah Kennedy reviews
Punishment for his actions was inevitable. It was not supposed to be something he wanted, but Loki being Loki, he could enjoy his own sentence. He had not expected to gain such advantages. He had not expected to find strength in silence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Needed by Evil Little Dog reviews
Roy didn't get his sight back after the Promised Day. Alternate ending; one-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
Blame the Cookies by Kagaseo reviews
Receiving an evil gift from evil people having an evil plan and evil intentions, Naruto starts his journey to become the story's villain with the help of his shoulder devil, Chibi-Kyuubi. The results are... quite predictable. A parody of villain cliches, co-authored by Slayer End. Dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
How to Prevent a Coup by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Over the years, many have postulated on the underlying causes of the Uchiha Massacre and the planned coup that necessitated it. Many have also proposed ways that it could have been prevented. But nobody could have predicted that THIS would have worked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Minato N., Fugaku U.
Escape by Lucillia reviews
Were the staff at the hospital really as gullible as they seemed?
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Murdock, Face - Complete
Condolences to the Blind by en-lumine reviews
Takes place during Deadly Alliance. A brief moment of pity was all it took for a blind swordsman to break the mental barriers that prevented Ermac from realising the true nature of his being. My rendition of how this particular event unfolded. Follows the original timeline with negligible alterations . Please read and review!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kenshi, Ermac - Complete
The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Let's Hope They Tip Well by Sarah Kennedy reviews
The Avengers are perhaps the most extraordinary group in existence. What happens when two geniuses, two assassins, one super-soldier and one god try something normal, like staying in a hotel? Sure, they can save the world, but can they save housekeeping from early retirement?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Itachi is a Massive Troll by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under Cover of Darkness by Bastetian reviews
'Shane Schofield wasn't always in command of a ground recon unit ... He used to be a pilot.'
Matthew Reilly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
Troutball: The Gentlemen's Sport by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood and the New Mutant Boys come up with an insane game which is really a continuation of the game 'Let's Drive The X-Men Crazy'. It's working.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Pyro, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
How Does This Work Again? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Itachi has trapped Kabuto, but before he can turn the tide of the war, Sasuke begins asking questions about the kinjutsu used that might not have any answers to. Spoiler for chapter 587.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Jenny DeVic reviews
After the battle with Algol, Shiryu and Shunrei must deal with the aftermath. With Shiryu at his lowest, can one of Dohko's quirky lessons set him straight? Originally written for SESA 2011.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shiryu, Shunrei - Complete
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Last Sight by vendingkind reviews
"I want to be the last image in your head." Izuo, 1000 words, Rated M for Gore Scene/Eye Gore.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Reach Out to You by DarthMittens reviews
His training always consisted of the same routine. A single sigh would change that forever.
League of Legends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sona, Lee Sin - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Drabbles and One Shots by Garm88 reviews
This is just for the stuff that leaks out every once in a while. Thoughts I have and story ideas that I come up with while reading other people's work. Any of them are available for anyone to continue, just ask permission first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Naruto U.
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 195 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thirty Sword Katas by callosum reviews
30 ficlets featuring our favourite green-haired swordsman Zoro! #28 War: The battle to rescue Zoro from the hands of the Marines begins. Third of a five-parter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,913 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zoro
Vulpine side stories by Saphroneth reviews
Little things taking place in the surroundings of Vulpine. Some of them could have happened in the canon, some of them couldn't, some are a mix. Again, expect seriousness to be low.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
Overstimulated by Iruka Sensei871 reviews
When Kakashi gets thrown in the drunk tank, Ibiki has to deal with his annoying personality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Kakashi H., Ibiki M. - Complete
One Hell of a Conspiracy by dustbowls reviews
In which Itachi becomes ANBU captain, eschews violence, and leads a rebellion or two of his own. Oneshot, fourth scenario of the "He was Captain" series. Warning: utter crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Fidelis by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- Sasuke knelt down on the ground, his insides turning to ice. Sakura came and stood by him, her presence followed by a cry of grief. Then Uchiha Sasuke did something he hadn't done in almost fifteen years: he cried.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Strands of Red Hair by callosum reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring Red-Hair Shanks. #15 Sword - Zoro gets a visitor on Kuraigana Island with an offer he can't resist. Or, my theory of the Eye, and Zoro's newfound love of fishing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,268 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Shanks, Benn Beckman
From The Inside by IzumiTheMoogle reviews
It was common knowledge that Zoro would do anything to protect his Nakama. Unfortunately, sometimes the smallest of happenings turn out to be the biggest. And the crew takes this for granted. -Zoro/StrawHat Nakamaship- CH. 12 UP! BACK FROM THE DEAD!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Zoro, Luffy
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary! by CelticKawaii reviews
The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Snippets: Why T&I Never Come up During Career Days by Kaara reviews
In which Ibiki tortured people, got exasperated at his subordinates -but didn't kill them, unfortunately- and drank sweet, black coffee. Iruka mostly smiled. IbikiIruka.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Ibiki M., Iruka U.
Forever! by Chengar Qordath reviews
Oneshot: Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie does.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blind by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Loss of sight only makes things harder. BreakLiam
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Xerxes B., Reim L. - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Wedding Gift by evilteddybear reviews
The day Haruka had been waiting for most of her life had come. All of the surrounding splendor paled when compared to the beauty of the bride. Everything was perfect, on the outside.
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Haruka T., Mamoru H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Universal Battle Remote by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are reduced to fanboys bickering about who will win in a Minato vs. Itachi fight. Shiho of the crypto-technology department provides the answers, and then some. Spoilerish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Eyes of the Beholders by Akatsuki210 reviews
These borrowed eyes reflect on shattered souls. One shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Demon Shark and the Fish Cake by Garm88 reviews
Naruto, left for dead, is stumbled upon by a randomly wandering Hoshigaki Kisame. Impressed enough by the child's sheer will in not dieing, Kisame decides to take on a student. How would Naruto do if he was raised by someone a little monstrous?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Enkrateia by ssapientia reviews
The Uchiha do not scream. Drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lonely Omakes by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
This is a compilation of humorous one-shots that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote them down. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Rise by sinemoras09 reviews
You hold the world within your hands, and you laugh as you turn and burn it down. Tsujido helps Suitengu reach his goals. Gen. Spoilers for episodes 17, 22
Speed Grapher - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
A Scarred View by LuxaLucifer reviews
Ibiki is shopping when he meets someone he never expected to see...a cheery, older woman who used to be his babysitter. Imagine his shock when she invites him over for dinner! Not pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ibiki M. - Complete
What is Broken by GRINtelligencer reviews
A glasses maker has his best customer return in less than pristine condition. Liam goes to get his glasses fixed. Post party.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Reim L., Xerxes B. - Complete
50 Themes: Hijikata Mamoru - Toyama Haruka by Kairou Watoshimi reviews
"Haruka was tired of seeing a blood-soaked future and Mamoru was tired of being the blood-soaked future."
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Mamoru H., Haruka T. - Complete
Blind Man's Bluff by Rae666 reviews
"We are gods among mortals. But even gods must be tested." Sherlock loses his sight temporarily and must rely on his other senses and John in order to solve the case at hand.But as the killer draws in, could they be in more danger than they first thought?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,607 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fully Caffeinated Alchemist by Sage SK reviews
With the homunculi and a murder investigation on his hands, Roy Mustang has no choice but to introduce the world to his new secret weapon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Physically Scarring by LuxaLucifer reviews
Ibiki has to go for a physical. Of course, being Ibiki, he hates physicals. Sakura, being Sakura, wants to make sure the giant stays healthy. Not pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Ibiki M., Sakura H. - Complete
Necessary Items by Lucillia reviews
An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 314 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
The Midnight Vigil by GRINtelligencer reviews
Sequel to "Aftermath" Liam takes the late night watch over the youngest and newest member of the Rainsworth family. And the night it not a peaceful one.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Reim L., Xerxes B. - Complete
Cupcakes? by October's Child reviews
'Coz all criminals secretly enjoy baking... right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Deciding Together by ssadropout reviews
This is my stab at the Blind!Roy challenge conceived by Thousand Sunny Lyon, Megami Ze, Disastergirl and mebh. Roy is uncertain about using the Stone to regain his sight. Riza has something to say about it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Roy M., Riza H.
Second Sight by Bobby G. Grissom reviews
Darkness looms in the shadows, drawing on haunting memories of the past and once again brings our heroes together, tightening the bonds that entwine them to each other. Sequel to All That's Left, but can be read as a stand alone. Finally complete!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,453 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 2,122 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
30 Flavors of Mellorine by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Thirty ficlets about Nami, Sanji, Robin, all the moments in between, and the blame Sanji puts on Zoro when things go wrong. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,081 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Naruto: Beyond the World of Light by Psalm Of Fire reviews
A scourge handicapped the Sharingan at the start of the Third Great War. 9 years since the Kyuubi's defeat a dark figure closes in on Naruto, kunai clutched tight. They will take his sight, and his way of life, and Naruto must find a new Ninja Way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Naruto U.
Koumyou Said There'd Be Days Like This by Nightfall Rising reviews
On a beautiful spring morning, Hakkai drove his drowsing companions straight into a boulder. There are no pandas in this fic!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete
Soldiers in the Trench by GRINtelligencer reviews
Break and Liam sitting against a piece of rubble after the Isla Yura party. Neither has enough energy left to get up. Break has a bone to pick with Liam. An interesting conversation ensues.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Reim L., Xerxes B. - Complete
Aftershock by calliope-love reviews
In which, after the party, March Hare makes cute noises, Liam yells, and Break is crap at expressing himself. Liam-centric. Can be seen as either friendship or pairing.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Reim L., Xerxes B. - Complete
King by crazyEgyptianSphnx reviews
The responsibilities of the Pirate King comes with its highs and lows. Edited
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Luffy
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Do I have to take it off? by UNseated4TH reviews
Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Over My Dead Body by MirrorDede reviews
See Elliot's woobie moment, B-Rabbit-possessed Oz and more as the whole merry crew disrupts Yura Isla's ceremony in their own way. Starts off as a serious attempt at predicting the next chapter, and then dissolves into sheer and utter crack.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
Aftermath by GRINtelligencer reviews
It's after battles, after the end, and they're both still alive. Sort of. Liam/Break. Switches, changes, and speculation. Highly AU in said speculation.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Reim L., Xerxes B. - Complete
Playing with Evil by R.G. Waffles reviews
Canon/ Slight AU - After one change causes Team 7's teamwork to deteriorate completely, Kakashi thinks it's about time he adjusts his training tactics. A story about overcoming disabilities, fixing friendships, and discovering relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,751 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Yura Isla in Blunderland by MirrorDede reviews
Yura Isla has always wanted to go to Abyss…he thinks it will be paradise! He's about to have his wish come true, AND get a big surprise and so is Xerxes Break . Spoilers for Retrace 55. CRACK!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Isla Y. - Complete
Yamishima no Hoshi by Scritcher reviews
The island of Yamishima has been tyranised by the world government for over one hundred years. Now Luffy is going to finish the job Sabres Growler, the Legendary Rebel, started, and free an island so his best friend may see again. Zoro/Nami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Zoro, Nami
I've Learned My Lesson by Aecoris reviews
Post 5X22. What happens to Sam and Dean after it's all over? How can their relationship heal and how will they move on from all that has happened to them? COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,240 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Toll by maryh10000 reviews
How Roy paid the Toll and how his team helped him. Heymans Breda, Vato Falman, Kain Fuery, Jean Havoc. Some Royai. LOTS OF SPOILERS! Includes some final episode Brotherhood, but otherwise Manga compliant, as far as I know.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,069 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Ribbons Undone by MirrorDede reviews
Fresh from Abyss, dreary and despondent Kevin/Xerxes gets corralled into Shelly's plan to cheer him up, which includes cross-dressing and playing with dolls. A kink meme prompt
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Xerxes B., Shelly R. - Complete
The Cost of Secrecy by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Things that really should be common knowledge somehow aren't. Why? I blame it on ninja paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Iruka U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
A Blind Zero by anodyneAvian reviews
Oneshot R2 AU - What if Lelouch was able to keep his sister but at the cost of both his memories and sight? but yet he still wanted to be Zero? Rewrite of an old fan fic I wrote a year ago. CCxLelouch hints of KallenxLelouch
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8289 - Favs: 4,778 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wesker has a Way with by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Collection of one-shots revolving around Wesker and his best men HUNK and Jack Krauser. Summary inside. Parody. Complete.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,546 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
The Winchester Guide to Life, the Universe, et al by Catslynw reviews
Dean knows how the world should run, just ask him. Better yet, listen in as he tells the angels out there what to do and where to get off. Rule #1 - Don’t be a dick with wings. Rule #2 – When you resurrect…
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
That's Not My Name by Locus Solus reviews
NOT YAOI. Zoro has a fever, Sanji has to assist him with his hygiene needs and then all is shot to hell. It's not comedy/humor, in case you were wondering.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,054 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Dark Hope by MirrorDede reviews
So, you just read retrace 53 and you're worried about Break and Liam. In this imagining of what the next chapter will bring, we see that Liam's desire to "Help Xerx" can come true even if he's lying immobile on the ground. Break angst, Gil/Break spat.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Xerxes B., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Take by Storm by Telebee reviews
Post-War Arc AU. Fire Fist Ace: Rescued. Whitebeard & Allies: Escaped...Mugiwara Luffy: Captured. They thought the war had ended, but it had only just begun. The Strawhats will do everything it takes to get their Captain back. And they are not alone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,028 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Everyone Loves a Slinky by Only Mostly Evil reviews
In which young Franken Stein does NOT replace his hysterical partner's spine with a slinky. Stein x Spirit bromance if you squint.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Ballroom Blitz by EEevee reviews
Just a fun set of Baccano! ficlets and drabbles because the series needs more love :
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,490 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009
A Pause on their Run from the Law by WallofIllusion reviews
Stein and Marie stop to have lunch at a run-down diner and quietly plan what faces to wear. Is it shippy? You decide, because I just don't know anymore!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
How Long Ago Did It Happen? by ephiny63 reviews
COMPLETE In answer to a prompt on the CWESS by MysteryMadchen. In an accident when he was a baby Sam suffered an eye injury that would come back to haunt him and his family. Will everything be the same again or was it too late
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,694 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Oooh, I hate that kid! by MirrorDede reviews
We read Xerxes Break's diary post-Abyss to find out why he hates Vincent Nightray so much.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Xerxes B., Vincent N. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mad Science From Hell by Rokhal reviews
Season 5. A hunt goes wrong, weird wrong. Sam's not waking up. Dean and Bobby have their hands full trying to pull him back.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Confusion of a Late Bloomer by downtopluto reviews
Nil starts bleeding and Heine doesn't know what the hell is happening. Can Naoto extend some of her womanly wisdom on the confused little angel? Slight-OOC, gag, language, mentions of girl problems.
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Nill - Complete
Laughing Dean by Nichneven reviews
Dean has a good laugh with a little help from his friends. Warning: Total crack-fic. Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Bobby, Gabriel, Chuck.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Morning Sickness by AdamAddictsAnonymous reviews
"Are you cheating on me with the toilet again?"
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Building Rome by M14Mouse reviews
Dean wasn't the only one who made a promise that day. Castiel made one too and he is going to keep it. Tag to Swan Song
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,862 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
30 Warm Fuzzies by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
Zoro and Chopper being all brotherly and cute is one of my favorite things, so I claimed them for Set 3 of 30 Pieces. The overall rating may change, depending upon content, but I don't expect there will be more than some mild swearing and violence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,156 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Chopper, Zoro - Complete
Redux by sinemoras09 reviews
Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Put me down! by callosum reviews
After Marineford, Zoro returns to the Thousand Sunny injured, and has to be carried around by the rest of the crew. Presented as a series of light-hearted, connected drabbles. An unanon from the One Piece fanforall. K-plus for some swearing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Zoro - Complete
Vincent's Plan Goes Awry by MirrorDede reviews
Crack fiction imagining what happens when Vincent and Ada go on a date at Ada's torture chamber, with Echo, Break and Emily lurking nearby.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Echo, Ada V. - Complete
The Blind Leading the Lame by Sevlow reviews
Post-manga. In the wake of all the death and destruction that has been surrounding them, Mustang has an important proposition for Jean. But on one condition... CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL CHAPTER.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
The Next Morning by Kaoden reviews
Zoro wakes up after a heavy night of drinking with the crew and can't remember a thing. He finds Sanji is in the same room and both of them are now in a predicament. What happened during the previous night? **Not yaoi**
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Star Force by OnePieceisGod reviews
Originally meant for my Robot Pirate Series, but its too big for simple skits. So it gets it's own thing. Enjoy. StarWars mock with One Piece twists.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Fallen Protectors by Victoria LeRoux reviews
He's meant to protect, but why does he feel like he's a monster? Mamoru-centric
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Karin's Shocking Revelation by NarutosBrat reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin U. - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Don't Call Me Cas by Eric Kripke reviews
Castiel is getting tired with everyone calling him Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Castiel - Complete
Chamomile Tea by WallofIllusion reviews
She's here to make sure that he doesn't go crazy, and it's high time they admitted that to each other.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Marie M., Franken Stein - Complete
Take My Hand by LilyGinnyBlack reviews
And let me lead you. SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 49! Sharon teaches Break how to dance, and Break comes to a realization. One-shot, Sharon/Break
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Xerxes B., Sharon R. - Complete
Fifty Shots Through The Heart by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Prompt #8- Whiskey and Rum "Next time I see Juliet, she's a dead woman."
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/16/2010
Trying To Find My Way by Aecoris reviews
Part of my deafDean series. Two-shot dealing with Dean's inability to sleep without hearing, problems with vertigo, how he helps with interviews on hunts, and his interactions with girls. Takes place a few months after the last story.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Little Busy Here by PurpleMoon3 reviews
After two-thousand years with little to no communication with their superiors, the Garrison has developed something of an attitude. They are God's soldiers, and they don't like bureaucrats telling them how to do their job.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 868 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Ed the Handy Man by Muten Azuki reviews
I want to prove that Ed can have more jobs than Mario, Peter Griffin, and the stereotypical illegal immigrant. This is crack! Flames Welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Your Immediate Future by empty gun reviews
There's nothing like panic to put things in perspective.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Franken Stein - Complete
075: Grand Vision by Werewolf's Oneshots reviews
Spoilers :: A man who had a grand vision to save his country loses his eyesight, forever unable to see what his beloved nation will become.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Driving Lessons by Sassenach082 reviews
Teaching an angel anything isn't as easy as you would think. Dean finds this out the hard way, and gets a pounding headache and racing heart for his trouble. One-shot. Dean & Castiel humor. No slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Starvation Diary No 2 by callosum reviews
Sanji's worst nightmare comes true, but this time the Straw Hats won't let their nakama bear it alone. Sanji/Everyone nakamaship. Sanji's POV. Set post-Impel Down, in the New World. Complete!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,355 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Naked Sailing by nauyro reviews
All the cloth on the Thousand Sunny is taken by a strange old man, leaving the crew naked. Now, being days, perhaps even weeks away from reaching land, sexual tensions mount amongst the Straw Hat pirates as they battle their carnal urges...! LuffyxNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,361 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Luffy, Nami
Without Hawkeye, All Stops by Scritcher reviews
When Hawkeye is on sick leave for a few days, things in Roy Mustangs office grind to a stop. Hughes POV. Blatant Royai Crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
I Heard It Through The Grapevine by poestheblackcat reviews
Another tag to 'Dark Side Of The Moon.' The hunters' version of the 'Telephone' game. Roy calls George, who tells Lenny, who calls Carl, who calls Tamara, who calls Rufus, who calls Bobby, who calls Dean and gives him a piece of his mind. Humor.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 287 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reading the Strawhats by callosum reviews
Robin's thoughts on books, her relationship with books, her nakama's relationship with books, and her relationship with her nakama.  Takes place after Water 7/Enies Lobby, and before Thriller Bark. One-shot character introspective.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Robin - Complete
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Na, He's Not Gay by OnePieceisGod reviews
Just cause he's not into girls right now doesn't mean he's gay, right? Sanji is positive there is no other reason why Luffy wouldn't be interested in the girls on the ship. But Zoro is sure it's just cause he doesn't care at the moment. Who’s right?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Bleach Omake Files by Innortal reviews
It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6101 - Favs: 10,230 - Follows: 3,883 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 155 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Special by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
The answer to why the Gates took Edward's leg instead of something more significant, like his sight or something similar. No pairing. Edwardcentric. T to be safe, though nothing I can warn you of.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
In The Name Of Peace by TheoreticallyEva reviews
Seven years after the Promised Day, the new democracy wants to put Roy on trial for the Ishbal War crimes. If he’s not forgiven, he faces execution. Details inside. - Ch. 7: Of the Power of Media. Enter Roy's team--rocking as usual--and a letterpress.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Mary Sue Must Die by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Miss Mary Sue does not amuse Robin.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Robin - Complete
Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Flying with Albatrosses by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Stairway to Heaven: Saiyuki Style! by NakanoHana reviews
An old blond joke remade for Saiyuki! Rated for references and bad language. Disclaimer: I do not own Saiyuki nor do I believe in any jokes made against any groups of people in this parody. The original idea was not mine, but it is changed a bit.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Stuck in the Middle With You by LaPetiteSinge reviews
Post-Mexico, Sands is teamed up--sort of--with a professional who just might be his match. FINISHED, finally, after 5 years. NOTE: Secondary category is actually Elektra, but she doesn't have her own listing, sadly.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Annie, Are You Okay? by jacksparrow589 reviews
After chapter 72, Riza goes to visit Havoc in the hospital. Unfortunately, things aren’t as simple as she’d like them to be. Why does Havoc have to be so observant and such a caring friend?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Falling by seaweedfma reviews
Done for the FMA Fic contest on LJ. Prompt 38: Poke. Jean Havoc, Roy Mustang, no pairing. Spoilers for manga chapter 38. Rated K for blood and violence. Seeing Solaris- Lust in front of him, it was the worst kind of betrayal, he thought as he fell.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Honky Tonk Blues by Amethyst Hunter reviews
Oneshot. Paul Wan dispenses advice in addition to coffee, much to his regulars' chagrin.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Paul, Ban - Complete
Wilderness of Mirrors by Scarlett Burns reviews
Sands must confront madness headon, and rediscover himself in the process, if he wishes to reclaim his life. But how does a blind man survive in a wilderness of mirrors? Sequel to Sands Through The Hourglass.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,217 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 9/29/2006
Twelve Days of Akatsuki Christmas by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
With Kisame incapacitated, Pein sulking, Konan trying to cheer him up and everyone else out on missions, Itachi is forced to answer the door every single day for twelve days. What will he find? I think you all know. OOCness and slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U.
How Scar Stole Christmas by Hyperthia reviews
Well, he doesn't exactly steal it, so to speak. Rather, he just blows everything up... *shrugs* Complete and utter CRACK. Do not take seriously. Rated for Language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Scar - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10987 - Favs: 14,629 - Follows: 5,904 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Luck of the Draw by Burnout Black reviews
Left permanently blind after a disaster, Chang Wufei returns to the Preventers to find things spinning out of control. The price of peace is steep and will be paid. 1x5, 3x4, possible 1x2x5 "Both of us knew just exactly what he was mourning for."
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Wufei C., Heero Y.
Gains and Losses by seaweedfma reviews
For everything that is lost, something is gained. Havoc with an eventual het pairing won't say who here! Manga based, slightly AU, set after the manga. Spoilers for manga ch 38. It's in the process of being re-written/updated. Keep watching for updates!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Jean H.
Foreshadowed, Not Shadowed by Calenlass Greenleaf reviews
Oneshot. Back then, he had killed her and thought that was that. He had forgotten her final words. Well, at this point, what could he have done? Speculation on what happens after Chapt 102, will probably contradict 103. Roy, mentions of Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Horrifying Humour by four4six6eight8 reviews
Not that scary, but pretty funny in my opinion. Rated T for mild language and some violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
It's That Time by elvenarchress reviews
AU: gender reversed!Straw Hats When it's that time of the month, a new Marine recruit learns just why they should stay far, far away...Full List UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Straw Hats P., Luffy - Complete
Unfair by D. M. Evans reviews
This shouldn't be happening to him note: contains spoilers for ch 102
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Alucard Meets a Mary Sue by Tprinces reviews
Does anyone ever wonder where all those "perfect characters" go after their done with? Follow Alucard, Seras, Integra and Walter as they take you into the depths of the limbo which we call... FanFiction. kind of a surreal story, but fun
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Suture by Rabbitprint reviews
Pre-series, spoilers. Spirit's partnership with Stein has its share of rough patches. All too soon, he learns more about how he must keep his meister in check.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Tora by top reviews
For generations, every Genin has regretted ever taking on the Tora rescue mission. Wait a minute, are cats supposed to live that long!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strong by IzumiTheMoogle reviews
Chopper doesn't think he is at all. As far as he's concerned, he's the weakest link... Well, Zoro has something to say about that. - Zoro/Chopper Nakamaship- Rated T for Zoro's mouth XP
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Zoro, Chopper - Complete
Thirty Days With Sanji by dandy wonderous reviews
Sanji-centric ficlets written on various themes for the 30 onepiece community on livejournal. One post a day for 30 days. Day Thirty-Barrel-Let's play a little game... AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, FOLKS!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sanji
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Transformation Technique by Lucillia reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/24/2009
Does The Pain Weigh Out The Pride? by Aecoris reviews
Deaf!Dean. One shot sequel to 'Falling Into Silence'. Sam learns that Dean might not be dealing so well with his loss of hearing after all. He's determined to help his brother in any way he can. Dean swallows his pride and lets Sam in all he can.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Soul Mirror by 20FacesChizu reviews
Itachi wants Sakura to heal his eyes, which have been damaged by the Sharingan... And she's quite willing for the price he'll pay. But with her loyalties torn, how can she cope? She is bonded now and always, body and blood, to Akatsuki...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,436 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Helpless by gypsy season reviews
She is there to make sure that he eats, that he sleeps, to give him someone to talk to. But she knows she cannot help him. Stein, Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M.
Blue Sprinkles by ShySlasher reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Orihime and Szayel were to cook for the Espada togather? Well, that's the main point of this one-shot story! Rated T for bad language mostly from Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Szayelaporro G., S. Aizen - Complete
Coming Out on Top by penniless1 reviews
Arrested, dragged onto a gaol ship, headed for the worst place on earth, what do pirate supernovas talk about to pass the time? Not nice language for kiddies, mild sexual references.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - E. Kidd - Complete
Les 30 interdits de Luciole by Lyne-chan reviews
Stop au comportement bizarre! Promis, juré, Luciole sera sérieux. Il a même établi une liste! Venez découvrir les 30 interdits de Luciole! "Je ne dois pas... Euh... de quoi on parlait déjà?" Et c'est pas gagné...
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hotaru - Complete
Troper Tales: Volume One by RubberLotusShipper reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring One Piece characters following various tropes. Chapter Thirty: Who did they expect to be the final boss? Blackbeard? The Five Elder Stars? Ha!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,697 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Lend a Hand by Neminis reviews
Because wrapping a gift with just one hand can be quite difficult. Oneshot!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Shanks - Complete
Trust is Key: Geico Parody by Lady Emzebel reviews
Whitebeard decides to tell...er...show his newest "son" the way of his crew. Oneshot crackfic, do enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Ace, Whitebeard - Complete
Heads Up by amai-kaminari reviews
Hakkai finds something unusual at a yard sale. Gojyo & Hakkai with mentions of Sanzo.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Supervision by Netbug-Archive reviews
Zoro hadn't gotten a moment alone in days. One shot.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Chopper, Zoro - Complete
Lay Your Weary Head to Rest by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
Response to an opfanforall prompt. Zoro can't sleep, so everyone tries to help, but only one succeeds. Very slight swearing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Zoro - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Sensory Perception by neonchica reviews
They say your remaining senses become more acute when you lose one, but can Dean still protect Sam when he can't see him?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,714 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sixteen Going On Seventeen by Kyia Star reviews
Haruka's first kiss happened on the roof of her school. Two shot: MamoruxHaruka; Shi ga Futari wo Wakatsu made, or Until Death Do Us Part.
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Devil's Fruits by Ai Tennshi reviews
So how exactly did Porgas D. Ace come to eat his devil's fruit?
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Ace - Complete
Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands' Resignation by JDLuvaSQEE reviews
the title says it all. This story is based off of Jacques Cartwright's story 'Resignation'.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Sight Through Spirit by AmberPalette reviews
The infamous Rezo, long thought dead, lives in two forms: in a jar, and in a body resurrected by Hellmaster Fibrizo. Which is the "real" Rezo? What are his real motives? And how will Zelgadiss react?
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,239 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Zelgadiss G. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 208 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Missing Piece by Aecoris reviews
Story had since been reedited (2014) by my awesome beta Gabi2305 for grammar mistakes! Teens! Sam and Dean didn't grow up together. Sam's neglected in foster care and paralyzed. Dean's a troubled teen hunter. They meet at school and become best friends. Dean realizes that Sam is the missing piece that can bring his family together. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,134 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Night on the Town by Hideyori Onsen reviews
Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chronos Idol by xparamorexbabex reviews
Enjoy the Chronos Numbers singing on American Idol and getting judged- but with a violent twist...
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Game by Dancing Feather reviews
You just lost it. :oneshot drabble:
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete
Zombies by A Dreamer's Eyes reviews
You know...Robin was fighting Zoro's zombie...Could call for some Roronoa torture. Robin/Zoro fluff Warning: Spoilers for Thriller Bark
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Robin, Zoro - Complete
Thirteen Court Psychiatric Facility Byakuyas Log by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
Ichigo; split-personality. Ishida; thinks hes robin hood. Rukia; an inferiority complex. Aizen; A god Complex. Chad; speaks Axtec and prays to a Parakeet. Ulquiorra; Suicidal. Gin; No-one knows. And Byakuya? Hes the shrink... Slight IchiRuki, UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
The World's Great Optimist by sandsdream
Agent Sands ruminates on the fascinating invention that is the contact lens. Rated R for language, which, if you know Sands, shouldn't come as a surprise. Written in March 2008.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Rorona Zoro: An Owner's Guide by icebluehost reviews
Longer title: RORONOA ZORO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. For the contest in the Muse Bunny
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Zoro - Complete
It Doesn't Hurt by nehalenia reviews
Ishida's view of manga chapters 349 and 353, and a bit afterwards. Ishida, Orihime, Ichigo and Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Name of the Game by Kyia Star reviews
Haruka has a date to her high school dance-- and it's not Mamoru, not yet, at least. One-shot, MamoruxHaruka
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,992 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Claustrophobia by dandy wonderous reviews
Following a cave in, our favorite cook and swordsman are trapped together in a very confined space. Zoro's content to take a nap, but what's up with Sanji? Oneshot, nakamaship. Rated 'T' because they need some Orbit for their dirty mouths.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Sherlock Holmes Examines the Death of Asmodean by Lorendiac reviews
Sometime after the eighth book of "The Wheel of Time" was published, Holmes and Watson analyze the ongoing mystery of who killed Asmodean.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Cursed by Ghost Wulf reviews
Everyone knows that Allen's eye gives him that great power to see akuma. What they don't know is the cost. What they don't know, is the pain of the curse.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
It's a Horror Movie by DarkandtwistyGirl reviews
Alternate Ending to TIOMS. What if Dean hadn’t turned up as quickly as he did when Sam was taken by Doc Benton? And how will it effect their frantic efforts to save Dean from his deal? hurt!Sam You know you want to read it. *Complete*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Claire Stanfield enjoys his coffee outdoors by Maydn reviews
Full title "Claire Stanfield enjoys his coffee outdoors on a sunny day". Claire meets another assassin during coffee break. One-shot.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Claire S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Dirty Telephone by What-if-it-was reviews
Yumchika and Orihime want to play telephone to pass the time during the begining of the Arrancar Arc. Ishida proceeds to kick mental butt. Rated T cause our fav characters have dirty mouths. One shot. Don't own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Uryuu I. - Complete
Ishida Oneshots by Malahi reviews
A bunch of funny Ishida-centred oneshots involving various other characters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Uryuu I.
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
A Very Strawhat Christmas Eve by Abarero reviews
The day before Christmas and all on Sunny-Go are busy. Sanji is baking, Luffy and Zoro are getting the Christmas tree, and Franky has constructed a special gift for their new crewmate, Brook. But with these pirates, nothing ever goes according to plan.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Brook, Zoro - Complete
Addressing Ishida by ChaosHat reviews
Renji wishes he'd never asked. Ishida wishes he hadn't either. Short, humorous one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Uryuu I., Renji A. - Complete
A Thousand Times, NO! by Nate Grey reviews
Hinata learns how much trouble an unwanted crush can be when Konoha's Handsome Devil decides to pursue her. But it isn't really her heart that Lee is after...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
coughing colours by hapsby reviews
Fifty sentences about Saiga Tatsumi. Saiga/Kagura.
Speed Grapher - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
And So, I Wait by Gaming Ikari reviews
Tayuya survives her encounter with Shikamaru and Temari and discovers just what possessing a Will of Fire means. Rated for language... but you should know that. It's Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Amethyst Hunter reviews
Drabble. Gouzou "No-Brakes" Maguruma just can't catch a break when it comes to movie night with the transporters!
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Akabane, Himiko - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by DasMervin reviews
“We all need someone we can lean on...” Two unlikely men in an unlikely place find an unlikely friendship in each other. A post-DH, post-Once Upon a Time in Mexico crossover AU featuring Severus Snape and Sheldon Sands. Cowritten with Mrs. Hyde. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,332 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
It Sucks To Be Mello by Lynx Tiger reviews
Mello is blind from the explosion. Matt decides to help out with the video feeds. Dear lord...help us now XD. Crack FIC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Prisoner's Dilemma Solved by reine-des-rythmes reviews
Luffy and Zoro have been captured by the Marines and are given a choice. If you've taken any sort of economics class this should sound VERY familiar. This is early on in the series, though I guess it could be placed anywhere. Oneshot. Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 1,182 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Marked By Fire by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
It was just a little burn, Zoro kept telling the others.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Zoro - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Found Out by tectrices reviews
/Rayne/ Written for a Copper For A Kiss challenge. /'Captain' she called. 'Exciting news. I am molesting your hired gun./
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Last Minute Save by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Time Is On My Side missing scene: He couldn't remember being so scared before.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Hack And Slash by Amethyst Hunter reviews
Oneshot. Even Doctor Jackal is not immune to enemies of the computer-based kind.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Akabane, Ban - Complete
Before Dawn by K Hanna Korossy reviews
When you can't see with your eyes, sometimes you see other ways.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Oculus Dexter by sirbartonslady reviews
Trapped within a strange vacuum, Lavi is taunted by his own voice, which tells him the only way to escape is to use the eye he has forsworn.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Lavi - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 387 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Second Ninja Art by Taivasalla reviews
There is more than one way to extract information. And in a shinobi war, the question is not whether to torture the enemy, but how best to do it. Kurenai will do what she must for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kurenai Y., Ibiki M. - Complete
Ten Ways to Annoy an Espada by JeanThine reviews
Yamamoto's drunk! And he forces the captains of the Gotei Thirteen to write lists of how they annoy their fukutaichos! Oneshot a little implied but nothing too lemony! New people to annoy! Ten ways to annoy the Espada!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Saving Ishida by akanosakura reviews
Ishida has always relied on no one but himself, but when a series of events threaten to break him, it's up to Ichigo, Chad, and Orihime to be there when he needs them the most. Post SS arc, no pairings. First fic, please R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,016 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Uryuu I. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Tutu from Hell by sirsparklepants reviews
Akabane dons an... unusual costume. Warning: Has been known to break brains.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Ban, Akabane - Complete
Operation Birthday by Abarero reviews
Zoro wasn't sure where he was on the Sunny-Go. He'd heard murmurs that morning about birthday-this and cake-that and followed his gut instinct to hide and avoid the embarrassment. Strawhat-gen, Franky/Robin
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Zoro - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
A STRONG MARINE! by Oni Giri Slash reviews
I DID ALL THAT SO YOU WOULD BECOME A STRONG MARINE! Luffy had to endure being tossed down a cliff, thrown into a forest at night and tied to balloons. This is how he survived...just. WARNING MINOR SPOILERS if you haven't passed Enies Lobby!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
It Is, On Occasion, Hilarious by Rosethorn reviews
A rescue turns into one long Firefly reference. Harry is displeased. Spoilers up to Proven Guilty.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Happy Holidaze! by Amethyst Hunter reviews
Creative control goes to Ban's head, with predictably disastrous results. Done for Christmas 2007.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ban, Akabane - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 3,704 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7142 - Favs: 5,651 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
War of the Eyes by Neo-Lifethane reviews
The sequel to Lacking Sight. A full summary is included in the prologue chapter. NaruxHina, OCxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,961 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
A day in the life of Itachi by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
Random, funny drabbles about Itachi's life in the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 344 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Glasses by Leomeome reviews
Ishida is wandering around aimlessly through the school without glasses. Will Orihime help him? Of course she will! Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Legendary Perverts by warai kitsune reviews
One of the things they never point out about the legendary Sannin is that each have these little...quirks. Something that this fic addresses. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo no citrus though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/18/2007
Arrows of Fire by ChristianGateFan reviews
A jaffa ambush leaves most of the team in the hands of Sekhmet. The old Goa'uld takes Sam as a host and tortures the others. Can Jack bring help in time? Or will Sekhmet's access to Carter's mind spell doom for Daniel in the form of being left blind?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,620 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Rapunzel et autres contes by Nelja reviews
Parodies à la sauce Get Backers de contes de fées classiques. Débilité garantie, avec des bouts de romance. Chapitre 1 : Rapunzel, JubeiKazuki. Chapitre 2 : La bête à sept têtes, ShidoMadoka.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Juubei, Kazuki - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
His WHAT? by Suburban Slasher reviews
Ban's big mouth gets him in trouble. Rated for foul language and discussions of sex. One minor spoiler for Ginji's past, and PaulxHevn.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Ban, Hevn - Complete
The Merry Adventures of Seu Mary! by flo-bizet reviews
Anti mary sue fic. The incredibly perfect, beautiful, talented, powerful but with a dark past Seu Mary joins the Sanzo party! Whee! How long will it take for Sanzo to kill her? Read the warnings, btw!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Carpe Noctis by Bakageta reviews
Rukia tries her hand at cooking, Ishida finds something unexpected in his bed, and Ichigo just wants to go to sleep. Mild IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Car by Anneka Neko reviews
DISCONTINUED. We all know that Ban loves that car of his. But just how far will he go to rescue it? main pairing: BanxTheCar. There's some AkabanexGinji, but they're more like friends plotting together against poor Ban. Rated T for Ban's cussing.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Ban
Good Samaritan by casus17 reviews
Still struggling with Sam's blindness, the boys head to a new town in search of a hunt. But what will happen when the hunt finds one of them first, proving just how much they have come to rely on each other? Sequel to Into Hell's Fires, now COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,771 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Into Darkness by Olive Drab reviews
Hawkeye borrows a tape recorder after his eyes are damaged in the episode Out of Sight, Out of Mind.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
Vision Quest by Visionairy reviews
With his vision deteriorating from multiple exposures to the Goa’uld hand device, Daniel has to reluctantly rely on his team in order to save the lives of SG2 and bring SG1 home safely.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,936 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Lacking Sight by Neo-Lifethane reviews
The Byakugan sees many things, but its possessors are not all seeing, and neither are those of the Sharingan. A blind man and his young Jinchuuriki brother will show them what real sight is. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,890 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Sands Through The Hourglass by Scarlett Burns reviews
Post movie. Sands finds himself back in CIA hands, and his future is uncertain. A setup within the CIA puts Sands to the test, and he's forced to lay it all out on the line to gain proof about the conspiracy against him. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,005 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
Chaperone by Amethyst Hunter reviews
Drabble. Himiko always goes prepared on dates.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Akabane, Himiko - Complete
Days by Neon Daisies reviews
Sands had a family that he left behind in order to go play spy. He's lost a lot, but has he discovered all his losses? Or are the poets wrong and you really can go back home again?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,280 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10088 - Favs: 14,425 - Follows: 4,303 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Eye Candy by mcatB reviews
The brothers' vacation at the beach turns into a nightmare for Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Synaesthete by Hypokritika reviews
AU, post Day of the Dead. Things had gone differently when Marquez captured El Mariachi, and Sands got a different sort of treatment under Barillo. They cross paths after the dust settles. Could be preslash if one squints and looks sideways.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Earrings by Solo Loco Ellingson-Rose reviews
Luffy wants to look cool, and he thinks that Zoro looks cool, so he decides to try and look like his first mate.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
A Queer Question by ObscureAnimeWriter reviews
OneShot. “Ishida kun, are you gay?” Come on, you know you want to know...Mild IshiHime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 4,334 - Follows: 772 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life after Death by Helen Pattskyn reviews
Blind, helpless, and afraid aren't things Sheldon Sands ever thought would apply to him but after La Dia de los Muertos, nothing will ever be the same again. The only way Sands can make it is if he learns to trust someone...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 303,909 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Death and the Uchiha by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Why doesn't Sasuke have any romantic interest in the girls of Konoha? Simple. He's in love... and has been in love since his family died... [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Miss Becky reviews
Now Complete. Since the failed coup, El has found a measure of peace, living a quiet life as a mariachi. Until one night a man in black enters his cantina, and El discovers that everything he knows is very wrong.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,387 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
Jambalya Mambo by Ariana Deralte reviews
Usopp's eyes were wide and his mouth was hanging open. 'Zombie' he screamed. 'Luffy's a zombie'
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2005
Blood in the Sand by ringbearers-gaurdian reviews
Where the movie left off. The now 'blind' Sands must come to terms with his old demons, while learning to cope with being blind. But a familar light back in his world may give him what he needs, salvation, and the family he never knew he had. Complete
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,846 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
A Better Mousetrap by Aishuu reviews
Getting Sasuke back to Konoha isn't the problem. It's keeping him there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bra da! by esotaria reviews
After overhearing a conversation between Inoue and her friends, Ishida embarks upon a new sewing quest, one that will test his skills as a handicraft master and his fortitude as a human being.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005
Arcana by Petronia reviews
Series of 22 drabbles: one for each Major Arcana in a Tarot deck, associating one or two characters from GetBackers with the card's traditional iconography and significance. Incomplete.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
Havoc's List by Lyriel reviews
Drabble series based off the infamous Skippy's List. Hope you think it's as funny as I thought it was! ON HIATUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005
Bound & Determined by X-parrot reviews
Jim and Blair — er, Starsky and Hutch — er, Zoro and Sanji get stuck in a bad cop-show fanfic cliche.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,719 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Night Ritual by Rabid Lola reviews
Check in on me, every now and then...A short brother-sister moment between Juubei and Sakura.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2004
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
The Execution by X-parrot reviews
Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Complete
Optical Illusion by Roseveare reviews
Agent Sands continues to win friends and influence people.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 4,883 - Follows: 595 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rubber Sword by Milareppa reviews
AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/22/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
New Deep by Chamaeleon reviews
It should have been end. But when Faye decided to save Spike, she never realized the consequences of her choice. Faced with blindness, hunted by syndicates and cops, it’s a new beginning and a new deep.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
When All Is Said And Done by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. The CIA has come hunting for Agent Sands and El Mariachi. Now they must work together to stay alive.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,685 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Complete
Trump Card by SaturnOolaa reviews
So... Juubei will do anything to protect Kazuki, right? And everyone knows it, right? (No warnings, no plot, no point.)
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2003
Duty of Service by incandescens reviews
Whatever Kougaiji's problems after unwanted medical treatment from Nii, Doku and Yaone always stand ready to assist. Not particularly serious.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Dokugakuji, Yaone - Complete
The Wonderful World of Saiyuki by sf reviews
A commentary on the little wacky things in Saiyuki that you'll never find in the real world. Based on both the anime and the manga. Background knowledge of Saiyuki advised. Dear god, I added a chapter to a fic I thought I'd never update again...
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2003 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Complete
My name is Cho Hakkai by H. Mauvecloud reviews
Want to know the secret behind that serene smile? How does he bear all the antiques of his companions – and so patiently? Find out, read an entry from Hakkai’s journal!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2003
Little Secrets by incandescens reviews
An affecting moment as everyone shares details of their private lives. Or perhaps not.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Complete
Valley of Rain by rei2000 reviews
After a battle with the Goa’uld, Daniel is separated from the rest of the team. Blinded and lost from the battle, an injured Daniel is found by a mysterious stranger.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2002
Divine Inspiration by incandescens reviews
A brainwashed Kougaiji has the perfect plan for stealing the sutras post manga book seven .
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Dokugakuji, Kougaiji - Complete
Firearm by sf reviews
Or : How Sanzo got his Smith and Wesson.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Complete
Opportunity and Circumstance by DeathSprite reviews
Rating to change later as warranted. RanKen. Aya loses his sight on a mission. How will he cope?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002
How Does Sanzo Taste? by Icka M. Chif reviews
Goku's got a question about Sanzo.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 225 - Published: 1/8/2002
Cooking With Sanzo by Asidian reviews
Sanzo and Hakkai... host a cooking show?!? Today's recipe: chocolate cake. Sort of. Warnings: language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/28/2001
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Drabbles part 1 reviews
Drabbles from OP Fan-for-all, organized by rating; this one's K.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Luffy
Reunion reviews
AU: Luffy loses an arm and finds his friend.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Robin, Luffy - Complete
An Elementary Error reviews
Igawa got more than a little stressed when he was working on Mamoru's glasses.
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
Drabbles part 2 reviews
Drabbles from OP Fan-for-all, organized by rating; these are T.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sanji
Ceremony reviews
Akainu and Blackbeard get properly rewarded.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Akainu/Sakazuki, Blackbeard - Complete
The Thing About Fire reviews
Finally free, Ace unleashes the flames.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ace - Complete
Keep Talking reviews
Silence could kill when Zoro and Usopp get lost.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Zoro, Usopp
Mamoru Versus the Domestic Cat reviews
Mamoru hates cats and doesn't understand computers. Also, how DID he become blind?
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009
It Was a Bright and Clear Day reviews
Sanzo gets ambushed by youkai, but not for the normal reason.... Anti-yaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - G. Sanzo - Complete