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Joined 06-03-09, id: 1956792, Profile Updated: 05-27-12
Author has written 9 stories for CSI, and Harry Potter.

Name: Charlotte

Age: 17 until I decide otherwise- probably

Known Aliases: None, hopefully

Location: On a worn sofa with a laptop permanently fused to thighs

Blood Type: Red

Likes: Too many to list. Well, let's give it a go. Largely anything camp/involving gays. Writing, and reading, strangely enough. Telling people what's wrong with television today. Getting giddy over things which should not be gotten giddy over. Obsessing over particular things until they become part of my every day life and I can't go a day without mentioning it or seeing/saying/hearing/reading/smelling in some extreme cases that reminds me of it. Squealing like the saddo fangirl I am.

Dislikes: Pretentious adverts; if you're trying to sell me a chicken, just say that! As in 'want a chicken? Well we got one right here'. People who fly into pissy moods for no apparent reason. Homophobes. People who condone the use of the word 'spaz' or 'spazzy'. People who think it's acceptable to mock disabilities. The use of the word 'gay' in a derogatory way. Fundamentalists and people who generally cannot get that other people are entitled to opinions. Biggots in all senses of the word.

(Previous Mrs.Szmanda, not that anyone would have known that. But hey.)

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Slughorn's Sanitarium for Troubled Boys by MelloPie reviews
AU - Rated M for later chapters. Sirius is sent to a mental institution after the ultimate prank on his parents fails. Here he meets Remus, a strange boy accused of murder. Can Sirius solve the mystery and save Lupin's life? And will Remus let him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,259 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Want is a Bullet to the Soul by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
He has spent the last five years wanting, and if hope is the thing with feathers that perches on the soul, want is the bullets that rip right through it. One-shot, R/S angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
You Might Have Changed by Dorcas-Daphne-Meadows reviews
Marauders Era. RemusLupin/SiriusBlack. JamesPotter/LilyEvans. **DOWN FOR EDITING** For details, see my profile page.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,754 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Silver and Bullets by that1girl2 reviews
:: Something breaks between Remus and Sirius in their 5th year... but during the summer, something happens to Remus that changes everything... :: Hurt/Comfort/Romance :: Marauder Adventure plot-twist ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,008 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Walls Between Us by wildknees reviews
COMPLETE! Student-teacher AU. It's Remus' final year at Hogwarts and he doesn't know what to expect with Prof Black as the new DADA teacher. Voldemort is gaining power, the wizarding world is in dispute, and Remus has no idea where he fits into all of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,122 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Se Salva by happyharper13 reviews
Catherine, Greg and Nick struggle through a brutal hostage crisis and only two CSIs make it out. The entire team grapples with the aftermath, uncovering mysteries -- including a tragic love story of years past -- in the process. NG CW
CSI - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 188,400 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Greg S., Nick S.
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The All American Rejects by Jenna822 reviews
*Novel - Modern AU* Sirius Black has never truly cared about anything in his life. His top priority was having fun. When he meets Remus Lupin, he may discover there are some things worth caring about. *Remus/Sirius and James/Lily* Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,543 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Existence by Children of the Shadows reviews
Sirius isn't mad. He's insane and it's gotten worse since Remus was brought in the picture. Now, James doesn't know who to save, as they spiral into darkness. But what James doesn't understand is, they don't need to be saved. They just need each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Eglantine by Azrael's Addiction reviews
Involves a sadistic Fenrir Greyback, a lonely Sirius Black, and an enslaved Remus Lupin. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Project Seduce Mr Whitlock by rmhale reviews
Edward's life changed the moment he walked into his senior history class. His boring life was turned upside down by his gorgeous teacher and now it was his mission to seduce an unsuspecting Mr. Whitlock. E/J pairing, contains male slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,074 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Ignis et Glacies by rmhale reviews
At a crossords in his life, Jasper is trying to figure out what he wants when a mysterious stranger in a coffee shop leads him down a path he never knew existed. CONTAINS MALE SLASH! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,367 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Remember to wake up by Nowronginmyeyes reviews
Edward. A year ago I decided nothing in this world holds me here. I sold every thing I owned, and decided to travel until I ran out of money. Then I'd kill myself, somewhere beautiful. And you know what Darlin? I'd love it if you'd join me." Dark.Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Once in a Blue Moon COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 77 - Words: 408,087 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Simplest Things by Purple panda eater reviews
Non-Magical AU. Remus and Sirius are both lonely, bullied boys growing up on the outskirts of a harsh city. Remus has a troubled past and struggles with reading & Sirius' family are deep in debt with a local crime ring. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,854 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Never Again by albe-chan reviews
Remus finds out that the ones we love don't always love us the way we deserve and that there really can be second chances with long lost lovers. VERY MATURE. SLASH. SEX. GRAPHIC VIOLENCE. RLOC. RLSB. slight JPLE. RATED R or NC-17. Seriously people...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,935 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Spy Game by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Honest to God, it all made him smile. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,067 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Into That Good Night by WitchGirl reviews
As one relationship ends—painfully—for Greg, another one blossoms from its ashes. Nick/Greg.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,727 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Our Last Sunday Morning by Blatantly Jennifer reviews
It's Sunday morning and you're not watching the sunset with me like you promised. Nick/Greg: character death.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Renewing Colors by IronicNarwhal reviews
Twenty-Five facts about Mimi Marquez that the world at large doesn't know.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Mimi M. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Atom that Walked into the Bar by DemonUntilDeath reviews
I have reasons for doing this, of course, just like everyone else. So if you'd like to hear the last words of a suicidal Labrat, come in. I'm not much of a storyteller, but I'll do my best. NickGreg
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Unnatural by Krysnel Nicavis reviews
In a world where Naturals are human and Carriers are property Greg, a Stray, must deal with the consequences of a decision made for him shortly after his birth. WARN: Slash MPreg. NickGreg
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Live and Love by QueenOfTheUniverse reviews
NG. Greg has a secret relationship that could cost him his life. Meanwhile a serial killer is leaving a personal message for one of the CSIs with every body he leaves behind. There will be lots of fluff, tragedy, angst, and good ol’ forensic science!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,241 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Merge Into You by damien455 reviews
Chapter 8 uploaded! Sequel to Love Is Not A Crime. Nick and Greg deal with the aftermath of Grave Danger as well as maintaining a stable relationship. NickGreg slash. GSR. Hints at CW. Review!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Nick S., Greg S.
Into Thin Air by fvhardy reviews
The murder of a wealthy scientist leaves the team with more questions than answers. Then one of their own vanishes without a trace from the scene and the CSI’s are plunged into a horrifying and brutal world of human experimentation....
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,793 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Love Is Not A Crime by damien455 reviews
COMPLETED! Chp 33 uploaded! A NickGreg slash. Focus is mainly on Greg and Nick and their lives at the lab and home. Contains GSR and hints at CWR. Read and Review. This is my first CSI: fic.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,005 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
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Cigarettes reviews
The times when things seem so close to something tangible is often when true character is revealed. How deeply have the past years affected Remus and Sirius, and is there any coming back from it? RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tactile Comforts reviews
Finally dealing with the event that he had always claimed to be so close to confronting, Remus discovers that perhaps all those boyhood claims they had made had been correct; maybe the Marauder bond outweighed all others. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Storm
One shift too many ending late brings to the surface how much things can change when you pretend they haven't. How long can things last as the last threads threaten to snap? RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sorry reviews
What happens when an ill-conceived prank goes wrong? Sirius muses upon the consequences once it's far too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Protection reviews
James Potter, a young detective has to try to succeed where so many have failed- to get Sirius Black to reveal Remus Lupin, but nothing's what it seems in this murder case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Coping reviews
Sirius reflects on the coping methods of those closest to him. Is it worth questioning relationships at such a tumultuous time, or should everyone just carry on as they have been? RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Fractional Gape reviews
Remus sits and reflects the day after that fateful night that would change so much between not only he and Sirius, but The Marauders and the impact it had on the trust of them all. What does it mean for them now? RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Impossible To Shift reviews
They decide it's time to spend some time together. Fluff drabble. Rubbish summary. One-shot.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Greg S., Nick S.
Our Clichés reviews
Greg thinks about clichés those in love utter and what they meant and mean after Nick's death. One-shot.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete