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The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 442,588 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 5,537 - Follows: 5,716 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Lynne's AU Ending to The Marriage Stone by lynned0101 reviews
One fan's take on how Josephine Darcy's abandoned but wonderful story, The Marriage Stone, might have proceeded. A powerful Harry, a surprised Severus, all the others, and a really bad Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 466,471 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 140 - Words: 565,662 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Learning As We Go by Mystic Dragonsfire reviews
Dumbeldore finds reason to believe that there is something wrong with Harry, the summer after his fifth year. (Due to so many people PMing me, I have decided to attempt to finish this story. It will probably be slow going but I will try to get it done before the end of the year. Thank you for those of you who have stuck with this story despite my silence, over the last few years. )
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,852 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Shreveport Mystery by enchanted nightingale reviews
HP/Southern Vampire Mysteries. Harry was tired of all the attention he got in Europe and decided to hide. What better place to do that than Shreveport, Lousiana? He had not counted Vampires in the deal and especially not Eric Northman. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,413 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Eric
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10462 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 5,178 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Tears of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
With a new family and new friends, Harry takes the final steps toward defeating Voldemort once and for all. The sequel to Blood of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,251 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7902 - Favs: 12,380 - Follows: 9,928 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 306,883 - Reviews: 5141 - Favs: 7,702 - Follows: 9,157 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wayward Sons by belgium-morning reviews
Harry Potter has always wanted a family that cared about him, that loved him in the proper way a family should. A startling discovery on his seventeenth birthday will send him to America to meet a man and his sons no one knew existed. How will they react?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,897 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., John W.
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 441,745 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Plan by Aniseed reviews
'A Brave New World'. After outing herself to the world, Claire has to face the consequences. More people than ever want to get their hands on her and help appears in the strangest of places. When it comes to her life, the unexpected should always be expected. O/S but may expand into a series of vignettes.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
To Save a Lady by Slaymesoftly reviews
Ok, here's the sitch. It's early in a Season V that has been tweaked to suit my purposes. Spike hasn't had his little revelation about his feelings for Buffy, and she, of course, is clueless. Riley has had his surgery and begun his macho identity crisis. Riley has temporarily gone back to Iowa and Spike and Buffy have been working together all summer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 79,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Buffy S., R. Giles, Spike, Angelus - Complete
I Wish by kibaxkaori reviews
For a time, Harry respected Dumbledore's wishes. He went by the rules. Now, he's sick of it. He's tired of being a puppet on a string. It's his turn to play the game. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,569 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The One That Got Away by Niamh St. George reviews
When the prison-ship Purgatory fell, more than just Jack got out in the chaos. And now someone is stalking and killing the Citadel's war refugees — but when the killer suddenly changes his MO, Shepard has little choice but to get involved; can she catch someone who's already slipped through the cracks once — more importantly, can she do it before he hurts anyone else?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Absolution: Mass Symphony 2 by bluekrishna reviews
Covers the whole ME2 arc, with extra at the beginning and at the end. All Garrus POV. Starts angsty, ends fluffy. I took liberties with the story but overall kept it intact. I think Shepard is smart enough to delegate, don't you? There are parts that make little sense without reading Mass Symphony, so take the time if you can. Rated M for sexytimes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,862 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Symphony by bluekrishna reviews
What if Shepard had another talent that life and circumstance stole from her. The development of Garrus and Shepard's relationship in ME1, drifts a little into the beginning of ME2. All Garrus POV, with lots of feels and angsty drama stuff. Just hints of sexy times in this one, no pornzors. Maybe in the second arc. Disclaimer: I own not a whit of this.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,040 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Shape of Things to Come by NeuroticBanana reviews
The fix it to ME3 and then some. Shepard destroys the Reapers and tries to pick up the pieces of her life and resume her relationship with Garrus, but what happens when there may still be some remaining threat from the Reapers? Rated M for mature content,aka FUN!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,326 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Let It Bleed Some More by devilishlysas reviews
Yet another of my twisted little ideas sparked by the 'Let it Bleed' ending, here's how Sylar/Claire's next infamous meeting might go. A little darker than Building Bridges, focusing more on Nathan's influences and Sylar's mindset. Updated with a follow up chapter by popular damand.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Life Signs by tarysande reviews
When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,523 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Damage Control by Rokubi reviews
Back aboard the Normandy, Garrus is faced with a bit of a problem. As it seems everyone onboard, regardless of gender or species, has taken up Normandy's favorite pastime; hitting on Commander Shepard. And, of course, Shepard is her regular oblivious self.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Harry's Birthday Wish by Fawkes1725 reviews
Since his parents demise at the hands of Voldemort Harry has lived a life no child should have to at the hands of the Dursleys. Every year he has made this same wish on his birthday. Will his wish finally come true? Snape/Harry mentor fic. Rated for abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 264,830 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just Right by Axelkin reviews
Garrus finds out he is in love with his best friend and learns how to explore his true feelings with Shepard. FemShep/Garrus romance. Added a prologue!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,044 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Once Again by Axelkin reviews
Sequel to Just Right. Garrus and Shepard attempt to live a simple life, but something unexpected happens to them that does not just effect them but the rest of the galaxy. Join them in finding a new life together. Finally complete. R&R welcome.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Wingardium Leviosa! by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
When Harry runs across a very ill Scorpius Malfoy and his rather exhausted & attractive father, neither knew it would lead to pushing back a looming death date & involve a lot of life, unconventional love, a unicorn & plenty of apples. HPDM. Rate changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,329 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. SLASH-FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,567 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Return to Prince Manor by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 480,740 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3982 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Timeline by inthenightside reviews
Masskink response to a prompt requesting Garrus and FemShep thrown back in time to the First Contact War on the way back through the Omega 4 relay. Warnings for time travel and kink. Ties in with "Applied Research" but can stand on its own.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,646 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 5,016 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Waypoint by Mariah Kechum reviews
Post SSM. The Normandy is due to arrive at Illium for R&R and to celebrate Ashley's life. When Mommy Shepard and Daddy Vakarian enter the mix, Garrus and Shepard are caught in the middle of a microcosm of turian-human relations in Citadel space. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,531 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Scorpius's Request by SylviaW1991 reviews
Little Scorpius comes into Harry's life very unexpectedly when Draco is kidnapped by persons unknown and just wants his daddy back. Will Harry be able to fulfill that wish? And if he can't, who will take care of the child in Draco's absence? Future HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P.
A Brave New World by Cithara reviews
When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins. Marriage fic format but with a plot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
New Lantean Chronicles: Lost City Found by Chiara Crawford reviews
After five years of having no contact with Earth, the Earth-born New Lanteans are reunited with the Tau'ri. But five years in a different galaxy changes people, sometimes irrevocably. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,043 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Lily Evans Potter by chrmisha reviews
Petunia Dursley finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. She promptly abandons her burdensome nephew on the doorstep of her childhood neighbour, aka, Severus Snape. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,516 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mass Effect: A Few Good Soldiers by Teutonic Knight 92 reviews
When Commander Kathryn "Kara" Shepard an N7 Commando is thrown into the middle of a conflict against a ruthless Turian Spectre it will challenge her to her breaking point and threaten everything everyone thought they knew about the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,088 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
If I Could Live This Time Again by Duana reviews
Aghast at the effects of war, Harry passes out from exhaustion only to find himself awoken in a place he knows no longer stands, with people he knows no longer live and a destiny he thought he no longer had. hpss, slash time travel more warnings inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,660 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
New Divide by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,787 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 3,262 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Demon King Daddy by Winchester-Colt reviews
Harry trusted Dumbledore. Now he lost his godfather, his friends, and is has been tossed into the middle of not only the Wizard War, but the end of the world. Thankfully he has his real father to back him up. HP/SPN. M/M, MPreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,154 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Harry P., Sam W.
Return to Sanity by Ventus Princeps reviews
During the possession at the Ministry, Voldemort unintentionally discovers that Harry is one of his horcruxes and purposely reabsorbs it. What effect will this one change have on the Wizarding World? Slash. Full Summary and Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,782 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Spirit of Truth by Myetel reviews
This story is a bridge from ME2 to a postulated ME3. Assumes female paragon Shepherd and Garrus relationship. Contains implied human-alien sexuality and implied erotic content in chapter 12. Some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,169 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mass Effect 2: The Edge of the Void by almost.bella1030 reviews
After two years, Garrus is reunited with Shepard to take on the Collectors. Despite the impossible odds, both of them plan to see this to the end. Takes place in ME2, mostly Garrus POV. Rated for violence, language, and suggestive themes. Please review!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Hiatus. AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,545 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Broken Links by icybluegoddessfarie reviews
The day that Harry is told that he no longer has to live with the Dursleys takes an unexpected turn... Now, he's stuck with Malfoy on a journey that he never expected-but with everything that they have gone through, is there any hope of peace? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Invictus by Fever Dream reviews
Jillian Shepard travels to Palaven in an attempt to convince the Primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy that the Reaper threat is real. However, after a PR disaster concerning her unconventional personal life, complications and cross-cultural conflicts arise.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,571 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Devil You Know by CatsDelicacy reviews
A retelling of Volume 4 and follows canon very closely, but imagines that instead of returning to Costa Verde after the plane crash, Claire goes on the road with Sylar to find his father.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,509 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Not Less of Love by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Harry finds out about Draco's new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it's not really up to him. Veela fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Connecting Roses by BunnyKat reviews
Post- Let it Bleed. Sylar leaves Claire a trail of breadcrumbs so she will discover what he needs.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Building Bridges by devilishlysas reviews
Just couldn’t wait to put up a response to the amazing events in Let it Bleed 4x14 , so here’s a one-shot of what I’m sure will be a few. Starts off directly after the end scene in 'Let it Bleed'. Sylar/Claire
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10094 - Favs: 12,173 - Follows: 5,040 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10595 - Favs: 5,896 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 3996 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Sleeping Sickness by Sadakat reviews
Nightmares. The only solidity Harry Potter can count on anymore. As he enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he will face a new nightmare in the form of one Severus Snape. But will it be as bad as they both expect it to be? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 5,734 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by ksomm814 reviews
From the Midnight Series. Much has changed in Harry Potter's life after leaving England. Some say life experiences are the best way to teach lessons and Harry is no different. Take a peak at how Harry teaches the next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Safekeeping by Mana Midnight reviews
Instead of Draco killing Dumbledore he stunned Snape and turned to the light. Now with a bounty on his head, Dumbledore takes Draco to the one place he would be safe. With Harry Potter at the Dursley's. DMHP Sequel up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,601 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Right Place, Right Time by Iago96 reviews
Sequel to Same Place, Different Time. What happens when Harry returns to his own time? How will everyone react to their relationship? HPSS SLASH If it offends don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13549 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 6,453 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Heir of Slytherin by rayama reviews
Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5277 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Bake Sale by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Complete! Dear Professor Dumbledore, When Fudge cuts your funding, Snape's suggestion may not be the safest to take: especially if it makes the Potions' Master cringe, too. Includes Snape, baffled Death Eaters, and a chocolate cake worth its weight in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the Protector by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Final chapter in the Midnight Series.Harry's job is clear: destroy the Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort. With the death of a mentor, Harry is forced to become something he never wanted, a leader.Year seven has arrived and there is no turning back
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,346 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pegasus Connection by Nomad1 reviews
Season 8 AU. Conspiracy surrounds Jack's clone, Baal is on the trail of Ancient technology, and all roads seem to lead to Atlantis. SGA crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,571 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
Same Place, Different Time by Iago96 reviews
The usual Harry gets sent back in time to the Marauder's seventh year but with some unique twists of my own. Please R&R. HPSS SLASH Sequel now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,917 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Forever by Iago96 reviews
When Severus Snape arrives at 4 Privet Drive he finds more than he expected and now has to deal with the consequences of his actions. HPSS Vamp fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7044 - Favs: 6,578 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Sleeping Dragon Wakes by AncientzDream reviews
WIPAU Lily and James went to greater lengths to protect their son than even Dumbledore knew and, as Harry grows into his inheritance, the Wizarding world will find out just how deep one old man's betrayal can run. Dark!Independent!Political!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 153,168 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the power the Dark Lord knows not by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry tired of the pain and misery decides that it´s time to leave the protection of privet drive. But as he´s leaving he gets the surprise of a lifetime.NOT SLASH!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Power of Hogwarts by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Sequel to BOAD. Harry has left the wizarding world as a last attempt to save those he loves. However, no one is ready to let him go, whether it is friend or foe. Powers are realized. Friendships are tested. Alliances are formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,365 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,676 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,689 - Reviews: 3450 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Burden of a Destiny by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,639 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Trials of a Champion by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mirror Of Paradox by Yih reviews
[COMPLETE] Part 1 of PARADOX SERIES. Transported into another dimension by cursed mirror, Harry enters a world where he died as an infant and ruled by Voldemort. Left with no choice, he adapts. Continued in Harry Potter and the Extent of Existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,063 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Learning to Love a Veela by Minerva-Severus-Dumbledor reviews
**Complete!!** Author's Note added!!Draco's part-Veela, Harry's his mate. BUT I have Frizzy's permission for Plot borrowing. My own twist.. Enjoy!!! R/R SLASH**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,335 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Story of the Battle of Hogwarts reviews
So you think you know the real story of the Battle of Hogwarts? Think again, and prepare to be disturbed. Extreme OOC - please note this is not intended to be serious in any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete