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Author has written 9 stories for Animaniacs, Speed Racer: The Next Generation, Outsiders, Parodies and Spoofs, and Samurai Pizza Cats.

Hi people! I'm Racerette, I'm a fan. Of what you may ask? Well, lot's of things. I like Power Rangers/ Toku, Internet Reviews and Science Fiction. Those three are surprisingly filled with various franchices/ series.

About Me: My name is Kylie, but if you'd rather call me Racerette or any variation of it, I don't care, I'm much more impressed at the fact that anybody wants to talk to me at all. Seriously though, my first love is always going to be the gang over at Channel Awesome, perticuarly the "quinticental three' as I call them, Linkara, Nostalgia Critic, and the Spoony One. I love these guys to death, but I watch nearly everybody on That Guy With the Glasses. (Cinema Snob is one of the funniest things on the planet. Go on, google him.)

I am also a diehard MSTie, or a Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan. I have been for most of my life. And before you ask, no, I will not comment on the Joel vs. Mike phenominon. (*Cough*Joel*cough*) I'm more interested in the robots than I am in the humans, after all. Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo are two of the most fleshed out and funny characters that have ever been put on screen, and Gypsy ranges from adorable to hilarious. I don't know who created the characters (I know Joel created the bots, but I don't know who created the personalities) but they deserve an award if they haven't gotton one already. In addition to my MSTie-ism, I've also attended two Cinematic Titanic shows and have bought multiple Rifftrax. Cinematic Titanic is one of the best investments you could make, and meeting Joel Hodgeson and the other Titans was just surreal. Rifftrax costs less than a movie ticket, and provides you with far more laughs. At four bucks a Rifftrax, you are pratically paying a penny for every joke. It's a bargin!

As for writing, I'm not one of those people who update promptly. Things come up in my life, it's practically a law that every time I sit down to write, someone I know gets sick or I'm needed somewhere. But hey, what can you do?

As for me reading, and I know I'm going to get a LOT of hate-mail for this, but I honestly DO like yaoi fiction, if it's not just a series of seven or eight sexual encounters in a row. I know it seems reductant to ask for a well written yaoi fic, but there is proof that it can be done. And, yeah, I may be guilty of writing a few, but I will spare you all of my poor attempts at yoai, believe me, they are painful. I don't read Yuri at all, just because it dosn't appeal to me, and incest stories are just wrong on so many levels. At least in my opinion, anyway. *shrug*

As for other types of stories, hell, I'm a helpless romantic, give me a love story. Just throw a fight scene in there, and make sure the two love interests match well and arn't forced, and I'll probably like your story Ok. (And before you ask, no, I DO NOT like Twilight. Edward and Bella are obnoxious, and all of the movies should not be watched without Rifftrax. Ever.)

Age: Somewhere between 10 and 100

Likes: Science Fiction, Star Trek in perticular. Internet reviews, Power Rangers, and cartoons.

Dislikes: Twilight, Spongebob, any cartoon on Cartoon Network. (Exept for Ed Edd and Eddy.) Disney Channel, Jonas Brothers, High School Musical, and anything else that might fall into those catagories.

Favorite Food: If it's editble, I'll eat it!

Favorite TV show: Mystery Science Theater 3000/ Star Trek: The Original Series

Favorite Cartooon: Animanics/ Pinky and the Brain

Pets: My dog, Daisy

Goal in life: I'll let you know when I figure it out, but for the time being, I'm pretty happy with what I'm doing now.

Favorite Book: The Outsiders (It relates to me so well, it's scary.)

Least Favorite Book: The predictable answer would be Twilight.

Favorite Comic Book: Eh, as much as I want to say "Revelution of the Mask" just for the sake that my favorite Comic Book nerd, Linkara, wrote it, I really have to go either 52 or Uncanny X-men #24.

Favorite Comic Book Reviewer: Linkara (Lewis Lovhaug), because, you know, it's such a broad catogory.

Favorite movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Favorite Movie Reviewer: I would say the Nostalgia Critic (Doug Walker) but he's not as great as he used to be. I love the Cinema Snob (Brad Jones), though, and if you haven't seen him, just check out his review of Superman: the 1975 Musical or any of his "Brad Tries" series. However, Linkara has got to be my absolute favorite.

Favorite Movie Sequel: Shrek 2/ Lion King 1/2

Least Favorite Movie Sequel: Too many to list, my dear friend.

Least favorite Movie: Avatar. (Sorry, I just really hate this movie. The characters are horrible, the story is non-existant, and it's one of the most boring movies I've ever had to sit through. I didn't make it through the end of the movie, actually. I walked out after I realized that I could feel my brain cells dying as I sat there. For the record, I usually like James Cameron's movies, but everybody has to write at least one bad flop every now and again. You wouldn't know that by looking at the box office sales, though.)

A Movie I Love to Hate: Wakko's Wish (Yes, I am an Animaniacs fan. This movie is one of my favorites because I like to pick apart everything that's wrong with it. It's an OK movie, don't get me wrong. I just think it completly ignored the series it was based off of, and I rarely connect it to the series itself. The songs get a little annoying to me, and Wakko's voice sounds weird in this for some reason. Not to mention that the plot barley holds up, and I think it's trying to entertain only little children as opposed to Animaniacs which aims for all age groups. As far as I'm concerned, this movie exists in a diffrent univerce, while Animaniacs exists the exact opposite of it. That dosn't mean I hate the movie, no, not at all. It's in my top three favorites, in fact. The writing completly saved it, as it makes me laugh and cry almost at the same time. Espeically durring Dot's infamous death scene, but I won't ruin it for you. This is one of those movies that you really need to see to have your own opinion. If you arn't an Animaniacs fan, you'll get a kick out of this movie, but it helps to know who the characters are and how the show usually works. If you are an Animaniacs fan, this is a must see. You can nitpick this movie all you want, and it's still totally enjoyable. You'll notice the "subtle" in jokes to the series right off the bat, and those are always fun, right? It's just a movie I love to hate, and that's rare, especially with children's movies.)

Just some Random Movie that I felt like typing: Tank Girl

A Movie that Nostalgia Critic Reviewed that I actually watched all the way Through: Titanic: the Animanted Musical (Yes, I watched this whole movie! I suffered through all of it, just to see if the Nostalgia Critic was right about it. I can now truthfully say, this movie is HORRIBLE!)

Favorite Song from Animaniacs: A Quake, A Quake/ I'm the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual

Favorite Song that is NOT from Animaniacs: Either the Linkara theme song or "Break Me" of the Spoony Experiment. Both songs rock and have a great energy for their respective reveiwers, especially the Spoony Experiment theme.

Favorite Character of any TV show: Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Second Favorite?: Either Tom Servo or Gypsy, both from MST3K. I love em' both to death.

Favorite Character from any Cartoon: Wakko Warner, Animaniacs

Second Favorite TV Cartoon: Yakko Warner, Animaniacs

Third Favorite TV Cartoon:Dot Warner, Animaniacs (sencing a pattern here?)

Top Five Favorite Movies:

1) Any movie from the Rocky series. (The last three movies are technically bad movies, but hell, I still get a kick out of them.)

2) Wakko's Wish (See paragraph above)

3) Both Monty Phython Movies (Quest for the Holy Grail is my favorite, though.)

4) PeeWee's Big Adventure (It's a guilty pleasure to say the least. But it truely is a great movie, it's worth seeing at least once.)

5) Short Circiut 1&2 (Yes, I friggin' love these movies, Ok? Sue me.)

Favorite Nostalgia Critic Episode: Titanic: the Animated Musical/ Cool as Ice

Favorite Animaniacs Episodes: (In no perticular order)

Taming of the Screwy (Full lenth episode. It's a guilty pleasure.)

King Yakko (Agian, full lenth episode. 30 minutes of nothing but the Warners is like paradise to the Animaniacs fan.)

Potty Emergancy (Ok, we've all been through this at least once. The one time that you really have to go to the bathroom, and there's none available anywhere. Unlike Cartoons of today, this episode is not gross. It balances the fine line of being funny and discusting, and I just love that. And I actually do like how they say "Potty" insted of anything else. That just shows what children's shows could get away with in the 90's. They could have as many adult jokes as they wanted, if they were subtle enough, but if you said "Fart" or something, you got kicked off the air. The only exception to this rule was "Rugrats", and I don't know how they got away with half of the bathroom episodes they did. But getting back on topic, I've actually seen wars based on this episode from the fans. Half of them hate it, half of them love it. There's no middle ground whatsoever. Like Wakko's Wish, you have to see it to form your own opinion.)

The Gift of Gold (Ok, that episode isn't about the Warners, it's about wrapping paper. No kidding, it's about wrapping paper that get's torn up, thrown away, stepped on, and ultimatly has a happy ending. I won't give away the spoilers, but it's an amazing episode, even if the Warners, or anybody else from the show, don't appear. At first, you can't beileve you are actually watching Wrapping Paper for a full six minutes, but by the end, you will totally be hooked. Trust me when I say, The Gift of Gold should have been given awards for it's animation, it's story, and overall message that is either heartwarming or completly stupid depending on your point of veiw. See this episode, it's on the second disk of the third DVD set for Animaniacs.)

Bewitched, Betold and Bedeviled (This one actually has the guts to put the Warners in hell. Seriously, they don't even try to make it subtle. I love this episode, because not only do the Warners actually manage to freeze heck over, they are completly unaware in the process. That's the formula behind most of the episodes, actually. The Warners are oblivious to everything around them, and they see the world how a kid on a maximum sugar high would see it. That makes for some really funny scenes, and this episode is proof of it. There is actually another episode where the Grim Wreaper... you know what? No, I'm not ruining any more of these episodes for you. You go rent the DVD's and see them yourself. No matter how hard I hammer in how awesome this series is, you won't beleive it until you see it. Go on, go to Netflix.)

Favorite Web Star: Oooh, though one. I'm going to have to say Linkara (Lewis Lovhaug) just because he has the one show, web cast or televised, that I watch every week without fail. The Mechakara story arc was just GENIOUS.

Least Favorite Web Star: Anybody from Icarly. (I really hate that show.)

Not my Favorite Web Star, but I like him: Angry Video Game Nerd (James Rolfe)

A really old series that I liked when I was little but now I hate: Speed Racer (Yes, I used to be an SR fan. But after rewatching some of the episodes, I realize just how horrable this stuff is.)

Favorite Quotes:

"Early to rise, early to bed. Makes a man wealthy, but socially dead." - Yakko Warner, Animaniacs

"You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madona to act."- Yakko Warner, Animaniacs

"Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have too."- Nostalgia Critic (Doug Walker), Nostalgia Critic

"Goodnight Everybody!"- Yakko Warner, Animaniacs

"Painting is like television. You have to know your audience."- Yakko Warner, Animaniacs.

"Anybody can look like a soc. It takes skill to look like a greaser."- Ok, I made that up. But isn't that a great quote?

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Disney controls 95 percent of teens through it's television, if your the 5 that thinks that they were better when Walt was in control, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has no clue what the heck they are singing about, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

Have you ever spent more time memorizing Yakko's World than doing your homework, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can spell "Animaniacs" correctly every single time, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the Nostalgia Critic is better than the Angry Video Game Nerd, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you think Linkara should have his own TV show, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the major studios should just leave the Nostalgia Critic alone, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate Twilight, PROUDLY, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like looking up things and finding out stuff on Wikipedia, copy this to your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV, then copypasta this into your profile.

98 percent of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you're the type that can't STAND popular culture (especially the music and "hot fashions") besides video games, copy this to your profile.

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate the music that normal teenagers love these days, copy and paste.

If you think I have way to many of these stupid things, copy and paste!

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Family by The Middle Warner Sibling reviews
A different look at the Warners. This fic will follow the siblings from their beginnings, through Animaniacs and beyond.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 763,370 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2007
Bonds by FearlessFreep reviews
An unexpected death leads to whispers of an unsettling conspiracy. When disaster strikes, the bonds of sibling love are tested in a race against time to save Toontown.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 235,066 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
The Spoony Experiment by HockeyMonk reviews
One by one the reviewers of Channel Awesome are being brainwashed by an inter-dimensional menace. Can the Nostalgia Critic stop it and save his colleagues and, more importantly, does he even want to?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010
Explaining Christmas by Kataoi reviews
-MST3K- How do you explain a holiday to a robot you built?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Little Angelina Warner by Capital-C reviews
The Warners are suddenly hurled head first into the world of responsibility when a very important package arrives at their doorstep.
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Memories of a Warner by frecleface reviews
Dot just lost her brother. She feels pretty sad about it, so she decides to go have a look at some old things [super long oneshot. take your time . . . ]
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
ByeBye by December reviews
A girl struggles to say goodbye to her best friend.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
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Mindy, Age Nine reviews
Mindy is nine and a half years old, and her best friend in the world, Buttons, is dying of old age.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Wakko's Sister reviews
Wakko thinks about his sister durring the infamous death scene in Wakko's Wish.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Wakko W., Dot W. - Complete
The Last of the Samurai reviews
As Polly and Speedy pack up their stuff from the abandoned restaurant, they flashback to when they first became the Pizza Cats.
Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Polly E., Speedy C.
Eighteen Years reviews
Speed is Eighteen years old, and wishes he could be the sucessful person he was two years ago. Insted, he's broke, he's got Lucy with a baby on the way, and he's got a brother who won't get off his back.
Speed Racer: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010
Nostalgia Critic: Twas the Night Before Christmas reviews
A short, simple parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas". With Nostalgia Critic!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
A Report From Ponyboy reviews
A year after the actual book takes place, Ponyboy writes another extra credit report for english.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
The Sleepless Night reviews
Yakko, Wakko and Dot are tired after filming an episode all day. But consistant annoyances keep them from going to sleep.
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
The Next Generation of the Next Generation reviews
About thirty years have passed since Racer Academy closed. All the characters have children of their own to support now, some more challengining than others.
Speed Racer: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009
Dear Wakko reviews
20 years after the show ended, Yakko writes a letter to his brother.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete