An Angel in Darkness
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Joined 06-03-09, id: 1957231, Profile Updated: 03-18-10
Author has written 20 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, Harry Potter, Luminous Arc, Parodies and Spoofs, Big Time Rush, and Twilight.

Just posted a new chapter of "Casey's Box." I don't want to brag, but its pretty damn awesome.

Oh, and i am really pissed about all these people saying the Percy Jackson movie was bad.

WHO CARES IF...

...Annabeth isn't blonde! GET OVER IT! Movie Annabeth is really pretty!
...Grover is black! 1. RACIST! 2. Movie Grover kicks book Grover's ass!
...Riptide is a clicky-pen! Okay, this is just stupid...
...Percy isn't twelve! HE'S FREAKING HOTT!!

Summaries...

How to Improve your Screaming in 6 Easy Steps- Adam teaches Danny to scream. His lessons aren't always the best though. Some include pushing Danny off of a building and taking him to a strip club!

Mad World- When the Top 7 Idols of Season 8 get into a massive argument, they are cursed! Every song that they sing on 'Idol' becomes a reality! (i know it seems confusing, but just R+R when i post it!)

Heartless- Some people marry for love. Some people marry for money. But in the world of vampires, its different. Katy Cullen married Kris Allen for his blood. (Twilight/American Idol Crossover)

Adam Adam Adam, Ur So Gay-When Katy Perry and Lady GaGa get in a fight over who should date Adam Lambert, they agree to have a...contest. Whoever can write a better song for Adam gets to date him. But there's only one catch- Adam is the judge.

Even Madder World- Sequel to "Mad World". When Danny sings "You Are So Beautiful", he wakes up the next morning as a girl! Guys ask him out, he wears makeup, and he even thinks like a girl! As if things aren't weird enough, when "Dani" (really "Danny") becomes Allison's new best friend, Adam gets jealous, and Kris needs another man in the AI mansion.

Random Stuff...

I am a supporter of a Kradam! I also support Koppy (Kris/Moppy), Kopette(Kris/Moppette), one-sided Katam (just Katy, not Adam), Dangel (Danny/Me (Angel)), Magen (Matt/Megan), one-sided Dadam (just Adam, not Danny), Dallison (David Archuleta/Allison), and only a one-sided Adison (just Allison, not Adam)!

Fave Song: Use Somebody by Kings of Leon

Fave Movies: 17 Again OMG LMAO! Harry Potter movies!! (Ron Weasley is sexy!) House Bunny, Billy Madison, The Waterboy, Pink Panther 2 (so stupid, but so funny...), and Happy Gilmore

Fave Color(s): Red and Purple. VAMPANEZE ROCK THE WORLD!

Fave Band: PARAMORE!!

P.S.-I love Danny Gokey! (in case you already haven't figured that out.)

P.P.S.-KRADAM ROX DA WORLD!!

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Heard It Through The Grapevine
Put this on your page if you had Danny Gokey at Heard It Through The Grapevine (audition song)

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

Most of the good ones are fictional characters in books or movies.

When I doubt myself, I listen to "I Believe I Can Fly" by William Hung. It shows my how far a person can get without any talent, and it makes me laugh.

If you think Ryan Seacrest has a dirty mind, put this in your profile.

Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn it... that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well... a bit late, huh?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief! I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO WAY NO WAY!! Talk about news flash…!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

-Best friends dont let u do stupid things...alone

-Stupidity kills. Unfortunatly, not fast enough

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office-Well you are...

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnigan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"-COME ON! It sounds fun...DRACO'S MINE!

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm (sounds fun!!)

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck (This is from the Harry Potter 20Q electronic game)

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is an evil incarnate.

51) I will not refer to Gryfindor's sword as 'The Master Sword' and will not use it to reinact scenes from The Legend of Zelda games

52) I will not use Dave Barry Slept Here as my History of Magic textbook

53) The sands in a Time Turner are not the remains of a time-traveling DeLorean

Scary But Funny? Quotes...

"Lila:Glambert FTW? What's FTW?

Angel: FUCK THE WORLD!

Lila: Works for me..."

-Angel and Lila wonderin wat FTW is...

"Rachel: Why the face!

Angel: Wow, a school-appropriate way to say 'what the fuck!'"

-Angel and her BFFL Rachel

"SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!"-William Hung

"You suck." -Simon Cowell

"I make bad choices!"-Angel, the bad choice maker

"I can't STAND Harry Potter!"-my english teacher that i thought was cool until i realized that she liked Obama and not Harry Potter...

"Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese."-Cyndi Lauper?

"RU429?"-Sonny, Angel's BFFL

"FREE MISGUIDED LEPROCHAUNS!!"-Angel

"I'm not falling, i'm flying in a painful downward motion..."-Rachel

"Banks leave both doors open, yet they chain their pens to the counter."-Briannah, Angel's BFFL

"I am your brother. Your best friend forever. Singing the songs, the music that you like.-Renaldo Lapuz

"Get me out of this store before i max out your credit card!"-Lila

"Okay, I need to go touch my llama now. Bye!"-Logan from BTR

"Random Person: Oh, crap! Where did my pencil go?
Me: A rabid squirrel ate it."-Angel and Random Person in Chemistry Class

Disclaimer: I do not own anything i use in my stories, except my obvious OCs. Duh.

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No One Else by MyTeenageDream reviews
Lilith's life has always been surrounded by secrets, most of them being out of her control. Will the hardest ones to keep be the best, or worst?Set in Marauders Era.NOTE-Please read chapter two for information regarding this story's future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - OC, Remus L. - Complete
Big Time Problems by Britney Louise reviews
The guys are all having suspicions about James...could he have feelings for Logan?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,811 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - James, Logan
The Stupid, Random, Percy Jackson Show! by Carlaina reviews
Hilarity ensues. Fan girls prepare for battle. The host is getting a migraine. And canon characters keep disappearing for some reason.... WELCOME, TO THE STUPID, RANDOM, PERCY JACKSON SHOW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
Defying Gravity by MyTeenageDream reviews
What happens when two new girls move to Lima and join Glee? How will they affect everyone else in the club? And who will deal with the consequences? Kurt/OC Spoilers for all of Season 1. NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Kurt H.
Blood Brothers by kitkatkrazy reviews
Before he died, Dumbledore told Amos Diggory he needed to take responsibility for his reckless actions. What does Edward Cullen have to do with this and why does everyone mistaken him for the deceased Cedric? They weren't even born in the same year! Or...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Cedric D., Edward
A Second Chance by OnceUponABrokenFairytale reviews
Adam Lambert adopts a young girl named Serena with a troubled past. The two grow close, very rapidly, and she becomes basically his own daughter. Will Adam's love and joy allow her to cope with what's happened? And how will Kris Allen get in the way?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Bill Nye : Episodes not released to children by The Slinky Master reviews
What happened to those few episode that weren't open to children? Let's find out shall we.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
Reel or Real? by of self reviews
One fine evening, they are happily ensconced in their homes, in the real world. Then cue thunder and lightning, and suddenly everything goes black. What's happening? Sonny/Chad. AU. Complete.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Niffelhiem by MyTeenageDream reviews
What happens when seven very...interesting...people get stuck together? American Idol Season 8 Fic. NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
Good Vs Evil by MyTeenageDream reviews
When Kris Allen and his army of...different...singers try to take over the world of music, and destroy eardrums in the process, it's Lila and her army to defeat him...NOTE-I used to be Strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009
Totally Worth It by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Logan and Kendall did something bad. Logan's freaking out; Kendall doesn't see what the big deal is. Oneshot. KendallxLogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - [Logan, Kendall] - Complete
Linger On by gun for a tongue reviews
Kendall Knight is fantastic under pressure. Kendall/Camille. *FIXED FORMAT*
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Kendall, Camille - Complete
Confessions of Flic: In love by Rockondudes95 reviews
Flic is the only girl in all of NYC that hasnt come down with BTR fever.2 bffs:Kassie & Scar force her to a BTR concert she is thrown for a loop when she falls in love with the lead singer and gets sent to LA to record with her bffs.K/OC,J/OC,C/OC
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
13 by MyTeenageDream reviews
What happens when nine people in their 20s get turned into teenages? An American Idol FanFic. NOTE- I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Musical Reactions by MyTeenageDream reviews
An American Idol FanFic with a crappy iPod, a girl with a crazy taste for music, Adam Lambert's randomness, and a freak with too much time on her hands...Just added! Anymore-Emmy Rossum NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
The Manly Man Journal of Joe Lucas by mint repeat reviews
JONAS. The contents of this journal are not meant for prying eyes. Intruders and snoopers will face the wrath of the crazy Joe Lucas. You have been warned stranger. Joe/Macy. AU. Complete.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Tell Me We Belong Together by Lexy Darling610 reviews
David gained the courage to ask Allison out, and know he think he may be in love. David Archuleta and Allison Iraheta love story Archuheta . p.s. its going to be really adorable.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Help! I'm Stuck With a Bunch of Retards! by MyTeenageDream reviews
What happens when you trap 25 people on an island?What happens when this happens to be a reality show they know NOTHING about?Well, I guess you could say this fic is what happens.More info inside NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009
Kradam 4Life by MyTeenageDream reviews
A random story about Kradam going different places...Yes, I know, the summary is TERRIBLE, but the story's good...I hope...NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
The Best Gift by MyTeenageDream reviews
Simon's turning 50. Like most birthdays, it includes a cake, friends, family, getting older...But one things missing. Saula NOTE I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Where's Wolfgang? by MyTeenageDream reviews
Wolfgang's missing! What does his parents do? Bother everyone. An American Idol CRACKfic...NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Love is Never Easy by EO4EVER reviews
When Allison finally gets the guts to ask Adam out on a date, she finds out that he is dating Hayley Williams from Paramore, one of Allison’s favorite bands. Adison, slight AdamxHayley, Adley.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009
My Hero by MyTeenageDream reviews
When Kris told Adam he'd do anything to repay him, he didn't expect this...KRADAM! NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
AIS8G2 by MyTeenageDream reviews
What happens when 6 year old Stephanie sets up a reunion for the Top 10 10 years after the end of the tour? The sequel to Shine in the KIDS POV. NOTE- I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009
101 Ways to Torture Simon Cowell by MyTeenageDream reviews
The title says it all! 101 things that would annoy the *beep* out of Simon Cowell! Later, there will be a story part of it...After 11 chapters of way to torture Simon...NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
Shine by MyTeenageDream reviews
*Note- I took this off earlier to edit, and now it's back, and edited* When Lila Allen somehow makes it to Hollywood on American Idol, will she find love and success, or the same torture she faced back home? NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,188 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
The Hybrid Witch by WorthMeltingFor reviews
Renesmee takes on the path of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and finds a whole other life at Hogwarts. Romances bloom, danger arises, dark evil returns again. Where is her true home? Rated T for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,306 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Teddy L., Renesmee C./Nessie
50 Things Joe Lucas is Not Allowed to Do by fantasticality reviews
A JONAS fic. Joe has a lot of things he's not allowed to do, and Stella, Nick, and Kevin have made a list of fifty things. But Joe, who's still going through his rebellious stage, decides to complete all the tasks on the list.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009
Harry's in the House by SinfulPerfection reviews
When Harry contracts a muggle illness, St. Mungo's is baffled. So Dr. House agrees to take the case. But House is a little too interested in wizardry, and Ron is a little too interested in Cameron. Despite all of this, will they save Harry in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Jealousy by chrisrocks36 reviews
Kris suddenly feels jealous when Adam is spending time with Allie. What does that mean about his feelings towards Adam? A Kradam fanfic! please read and review!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,732 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Adam's Online Diary by Pocket Manda reviews
Just what the title says. Adam's deepest, darkest secrets...OK, maybe not his secrets, but loads of Adam comedy and his feelings. Kradam fluff included! :D AMERICAN IDOL FANFIC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
Is This Really The End? by Pocket Manda reviews
What would you do if the world was suddenly coming to an end? Kradam fluff included. WARNING: Don't leave the shelter.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009
Teenage Kradam Conversations by OnceUponABrokenFairytale reviews
What do two teenage girls, ToXiCiTy13 and VampireSongWriter, have to talk about? Adam Lambert and Kris Allen doing it? Hyde and Fez on that 70's Show? Oh it's all that and a bag of chips! Enjoy yourself reading this, we had so much fun writing it!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009
The Black Spot on the Sun by Fictional Reality T.V reviews
In order to escape imprisonment in Azkaban, the Malfoys are forced to mediate between the Cullens and the Quiletes. Meantime, Bella learns that the world doesn't revolve around her. More detailed summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Draco M., Bella
Baby Attack by Shirogane reviews
Lucius Malfoy want to find a nanny for his son...and learn why none of the poor sitters want to keep the job. Pure crack, fluff! More Draco cuteness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Bothers Forever by MyTeenageDream reviews
Renaldo Lapuz is stalking Simon. Meanwhile, Simon's neighbors try to help him... An American Idol FanFic NOTE- I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by hoplessdesire reviews
-Adam definitely feels something more than brotherly love for Allison. When he is talking to Kris in the kitchen and Allison overhears him confessing his love for her to Kris, what does she do? Does she feel the same?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Idol Love Generation 2 by assbuttwiththeTARDIS reviews
At the top 13 reunion, will 4 teenagers finally be able to admit their feelings to each other? Or will their age differences get in the way?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009
Don't Speak by Dolphi
When three of the best Idols are targeted on a skull paper it's up to frisky and fiesty hot-headed Alexis Grace to solve the puzzle before Voicetaker/Wolfturner/Soultaker win? But who could be doing all this and who would hate Kris Allen so much?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Adam Lambert Teaches Kris Allen How To Super Shank by LambertAllenFan reviews
Kris Allen really wants to learn how to shank! SO he asks his fellow idol Adam Lambert! Complicated things go down. Lots of complications actually. If you love Adam Lambert and Kris Allen you should read! Deff a kradam story! Allisons in there too!
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
iPod Shuffle Challenge: Kradam Edition by MyTeenageDream reviews
A cool challenge I found! KRADAM! Romance? Haha...NOTE-I used to be strangerthanfictionclub
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
A Typical Idol Day by assbuttwiththeTARDIS reviews
What's it like to be Allison in the Idol mansion? LOTS of Krillison, a little Dalexis, and a tiny bit of Megan Matt no idea what the name of that pairing is .
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009
Dancing with the Idols by Dolphi reviews
This is only the prologue and chapter 1.... but anyway....I wondered what would happen if the Idols of season 8 got caught up on Dancing with the Stars. Well what would happen?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
The Wicked Idol by Dolphi reviews
This is an idea that was bugging me throughly in the head and i just had to put it down. I don't own this Wicked script, put the idea process i do! Allison Iraheta is Elphaba, Alexis Grace is G a linda, Fiyero is Skylari..... See how you like it!
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
TWILIGHT'S TRAITOR by xoneworldx reviews
This is not recommended for Edward fans. It's super funny though. R&R! It's so funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ode to Internet Popup Ads by Vision in Blue reviews
Yes, I know this isn't TV COMMERICALS. But hey, what is more annoying than Billy Mays preaching about OxyClean? Well, it's internet pop-up ads. Welcome to my inner monologue of pop-up ads everyday when I log into fanfiction and other sites.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
101 Ways to Get Sesshomaru to Kill You by lordsesshomarusgf reviews
Ways to bug Sesshomaru until he kills you or atleast wants to.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Twas The Night Before Tuesday by SarcasticPenName reviews
I dislike the Jonas Brothers, sometimes. Don't take offence to this. READ AND REVEIW.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Kidnapping Tom Felton by SarcasticPenName reviews
Two crazy teenage girls kidnapping Tom Felton? Throw in Hotels, Anime, and a crazy obsession over Harry Potter, and this is what you get. First Fan Fiction R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Draco M.
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Casey's Box reviews
Casey James has a secret box. Some of the Top 10 guys want to know what's inside. What's in the box? What could Casey possibly be hiding? And will the crazed fangirls ever give up? Find out in this hilarious American Idol Season 9 FanFiction!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
Something's Gotta Give reviews
Then, I made the biggest mistake of my life. I opened the letter, my hands trembling, my heart racing. I could barely read the words after I realized what it was.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kendall, Logan
Big Time Flush reviews
The guys go all out for Gustavo's birthday, but things don't go as planned. One piece of bad news leads to another, ending in total disaster. Big Time Rush's future doesn't look so bright.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
21 Scars reviews
Over the past few months," I said. "I became close to a guy that saw the best in me, something even I wasn't able to do. He's sweet, sensitive, and always there when I need a shoulder to cry on. His name is Logan Mitchell." Logan/OC
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Logan Likes Llamas reviews
In this perverted twoshot, Carlos gets everyone to think dirty thoughts about Logan touching a llama. One sided James/Logan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010
How To Enhance Your Dancing In 6 Simple Steps reviews
The long-awaited sequel to "How to Improve YOur Screaming in 6 Easy Steps" is HERE!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009
16 Years Later reviews
American Idol: KRADAM! 16 Years Later, the statement Kradam has taken itself to a whole new level. And the next generation. Kris has a problem. She likes Adam. But does Adam like her? And what is Kris willing to sacrifice to be with the one she loves?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009
The Book reviews
Adam can't take the pain any longer. So he writes about it... "Loving someone that you know will never love you back is hard. The haunting fact that in a few days, you’ll have to leave that person forever just…hurts."
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009
101 Ways to Tell that You're Insane reviews
Usually if you're insane, you can tell. If you can't, here's a list to help you...figure things out. Even if you aren't insane, read this list. It will make you WANT to be insane.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Random Songfic Saga reviews
Current Chapter: Thinking of You- It's been a year since the end of the American Idol Tour, and Allison Iraheta has come a long way. She's on her own tour now. Allison has everything; money, screaming fans, a hot boyfriend, but it still isn't enough.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009
Goodbyes reviews
This is a future chapter of “The Book”, but due to current experiences, I wrote it now versus later. I’ll insert it in when the time comes. This is by no means the end, though. Things go on and on and on…
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2009
Love Sucks reviews
Saki can't put it out of her mind any longer. Whether she likes it or not, she's in love with Leon. And worse, Cecille and Leon are an item. Saki is sure of only one thing: Love sucks.
Luminous Arc - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Saki, Leon
Adam Adam Adam, Ur So Gay reviews
Katy Perry, Lady GaGa, and Hayley Williams are the best of friends. Except when the subject of Adam Lambert comes up.Katy and Steph are both obsessed fan girls that would LOVE to date him.Hayley is his ex-girlfriend.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009
How To Improve Your Screaming in 6 Easy Steps reviews
Danny Gokey wants to learn how to scream. Adam Lambert knows how. Danny sucks at screaming. Adam doesn't. Danny is a newcomer. Adam has years of experience. BOTH get very frustrated.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009
Mad World reviews
When the Top 7 Idols of Season 8 get into a massive argument, they are cursed! Every song that they sing on 'Idol' becomes a reality!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
The Revenge of Moppy reviews
When Moppy comes back from the dead, he has plans for revenge. But considering Moppy's...intelligence level, he'll need the help of his half sister, Mopette, to get revenge on Katy and win Kris back.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009
Bring Me to Life reviews
What would happen if a miserable truck driver met a desperate hitchhiker running away from his vicious ex-girlfriend? A tragic tale of love, loss, and Harmony.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Reincarnated reviews
Is it possible to be two completely different people and not even know it? In Cedric Diggory/Edward Cullen's case, it most certainly is...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009
Heartless reviews
Some people marry for love. Some people marry for money. But in the world of vampires, its different. Katy Cullen married Kris Allen for his blood. Twilight/American Idol Crossover
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Back to the Finale reviews
When Danny Gokey's grandson buys a time machine, he goes back to May 13, 2009, The day that Danny Gokey was voted off of American Idol and changes his grandfather's fate. But Logan soon learns that playing with time can have serious consequences.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009