Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Marching Band.
Yes, my spelling is awful.
I was and still am a band nerd.
Technology likes to make fun of me.
Alice is my real name, seriously.
But I still love Alice Cullen.
I love Swiss cheese.
I am not as random or weird as I seem, I promise.
I was in color guard.
Yes, I have hit someone on purpose with my flag.
They still live.
I play the Euphonium (aka the Baritone).
Though, I started band on the clarinet.
It is still a mystery on why I switched to baritone.
Then I was "upgraded" to the euphonium.
I live in Arizona, don’t hate me just because my state is acting stupid.
My favorite color is purple.
I also love pasta.
I am a girl.
French is cooler than Spanish.
I collect random stuffed animals (the cuddly ones)
My age is not your concern.
Switzerland is amazing!
Athens is my favorite city.
It is true, band kids are dorky geeks.
But I love being one anyway!:P
Harry Potter has me more obsessed with it than Twilight has at the moment.
Grammar hates me.
So do computers.
But I write anyway!
My friends are on the fence on the subject of me being crazy, there not sure if it’s severe enough to put me in a padded room.
AU = Alternate Universe. Story does not follow the plot of the Twilight saga.
AH = All Human. There will be no vampires in the story.
AN = Author's Note. A notice, question, or other comment that the author of the story needs their readers to see.
POV = Point Of View.The eyes that we read through as we follow a fic. (EX: The Twilight saga is Bella's POV.) If written in the third person, no specific POV must be declared.
Ship = It means that you support a specific pairing.
OOC = Out Of Character. The actions or personality of a specific character will be different from what we deem normal for that specific character. (IE: Rosalie might be super nice to Bella right away in an AU fic, which would mean Rosalie was written OOC.)
OC = Original Character. A person not from the books will be featured in the story.
HEA = Happily Ever After. Rather self-explanatory.
Non-canon = This is used mainly for pairings. If, for example, you read a Jasper/Bella story you are reading a non-canon story; because it does not feature in the books.
Canon= It DOES feature in the books. This is often used both for pairings, and for plot. (Ex. for plot: Stories that take place pre-Twilight or post-Breaking Dawn are nearly always acclaimed canon stories.)
Lemon/Smut = Any non-kid-friendly material, always in a sexual reference. A lemon is most always R rated, while smut can be hidden in between the lines in something K rated.
Slash = Male and Male smut.
Femmeslash = Female and Female smut.
PWP = Porn Without Plot. Graphic lemons written for the sake of being a lemon.
Outtake= It's technical definition is a chapter which has been taken out. However, it's universally used as a term for a chapter written in another character's POV. Usually posted at the end of the fic.
WIP = Work In Progress.The fic is not yet finished.
Darkfic= This is a fic where dark themes and events are strongly present. It deals with situations like slavery and misuse of sex. Very often includes some sort of physical abuse towards another person. Drug use or graphic death can also constitute a darkfic. (IE: The majority that I have seen are in the HP fandom. In particular, Draco Malfoy buying Hermoine Granger to be used as a pleasure tool.)
R+R / R&R = Read and Review. It means, basically, that if you read you should be nice enough to review. Us authors love feedback, it is half the reason we write. We like to try and grow as writers.
OTP = One True Pairing. This is the ship that an author has declared their favorite. It can be crack or canon. An OTP is usually very natural-feeling and easy for an author to write. Though unusual, an author can have two OTP's per fandom.
Fluff= A type of fic which has a generally happy atmosphere, rather than loads of smut or angst. Of course, one could always write a specific type of fluff and change that. (IE: Tragic Fluff will be all angst and someone dies.)
WAFF = Warm and Fluffy Feeling. It's super fluff! lol. Usually-K-Rated things that just make you gush with happiness induce WAFF.
Songfic = A fan fiction based around or inspired by a song. The contents should have something to do with the lyrics. Usually a one-shot.
Crossover= Sticking Remus Lupin in the Twilight world? Turning the Inu Yasha into a cat for the Warriors world? You have created a crossover.
Name Smooshing= This is quite literally smooshing names together. Most popularly used in Warriors, but can be found all over the Fanfiction community. (IE: Twilight/ Jasper and Alice are Jalice. Harry Potter/ Draco and Hermoine are Dramoine.)
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing or what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(Copy this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Copy this onto your site and help stop Child Abuse...
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
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Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, andhad to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
You're supposed to bold the Ones That You Are:
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You Since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier, Hotter and Spicier Than You Since 1901
Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You Until She Became 'Bella Cullen'
Completely AMAZING Twilight Quotes:
Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)
"Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward)
"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)
"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)
"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)
"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)
"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)
"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)
"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward)
On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella)
His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. "And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)
"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)
"Nothing (is) more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella)
"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward)
Boy: “Where have you been all my life?”
Girl: “Running away from you”
Boy: “Are you an angel from heaven?”
Girl: “No I’m a vampire from hell.”
Boy: “Your place or mine?”
Girl: “Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Boy: “You’re feisty, I like that”
Girl: “You’re smelly, go away.”
Boy: “My dad owns the Café; I could get us really good seats.”
Girl: “My dad runs the hospital, and that’s where you’ll be if you keep hitting on me.”
Boy: “I have magic fingers, and they love to give massages.”
Girl: “I have a high kick, and they love to land on…”
Magic is the stuff science hasn’t made boring yet!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse.”
Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for.
Don’t fall for someone unless they’re willing to catch you.
Forgetting what you were going to say before you say it
Running into a mirror
People thinking we’re mentally insane
Forgetting how old you are when someone asks you
You or your best friend is insane
Asking really obvious, stupid questions.
Walking into a wall
Pushing a door that says pull (and visa versa)
Having a mad laughing fit for no reason
Living in your own little world
Having an inanimate object hate you because you yelled at it
Admitting you are weird means your normal, saying that you are normal is odd.
Thinking that being unique is cooler than being cool
Spending multiple hours a day reading and/or writing
Crying when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show or book died
Wondering how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation
Hearing voices of characters in your head
Getting way to excited for books or movies to come out
Tripping over your own two feet
Clear as pea soup!
Ladies don’t start fights, we finish them
A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now
I will call you squishy and you shall be mine, you will be my squishy!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand vodka
Evening news is where they say “Good Evening” and proceed to tell you why it’s not
The dinosaur’s extinction wasn’t an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide
Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I’ve lost it…
Don’t follow my footsteps…. I run into walls
Do you want to know why I’m still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I’ll take over….
Save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
I stopped fighting my inner demons, were on the same side now!
Never knock on deaths door step, ring the bell and run away, he hates that
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart but best friends only poke each other with straws.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they’d be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen
Friends vs. Best Friends
Friends: never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
Friends: call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
Best Friends: call your parents mom, dad, grams and gramps
Friends: would bail you out of jail
Best Friends: would be sitting next to your saying Damn we screwed up
Friends: will pick out a cute chick flick to watch with you on movie night
Best Friends: will pick out “The Ring” for movie night then scare you and herself in the process
Friends: never seen you cry
Best Friends: won’t tell anyone else you cry… just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore
Friends: meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
Best Friends: meet your boy friend and scare the BLEEP out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend
Friends: will say you can do better
Best Friends: will call him and say “you have 7 days to live”
Friends: ask why you’re crying
Best Friends: already has a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry
Friends: will help you move
Best Friends: will help you move a dead body
Friends: helps you up when you fall
Best Friends: continues walk while saying “walk much?”
Friends: gives you there umbrella in the rain
Best Friends: takes yours and says “run beep run!”
Friends: wipes your tears when your rejected
Best Friends: goes up to him and says “it’s because your gay, isn’t it?”
Friends: will bail you out of jail
Best Friends: would be in the room next to you saying “that was awesome! Lets do it again!”
Friends: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friends: has you on speed dial
Friends: borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
Best Friends: Loses your stuff and tells you “my bad…here’s a tissue”
Friends: only knows a few things about you
Best Friends: could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
Friends: will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing
Best Friends: will kick the whole crowds asses that left you
Friends: would knock on your front door
Best Friends: would walk right in and says “I’m home!”
Friends: you have to tell them not to tell
Best Friends: already know not to tell
Friends: are through high school/college
Best Friends: are for life
Friends: will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough
Best Friends: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “girl drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass
Friends: bail you outta jail
Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song
Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy’s house
Best Friends: gets fined by the police with you
Friends: think you insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
Best Friends: are jumping right after you
Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
Best Friends: are your weekend boarders
Friends: are offended when you make fun of them
Best Friends: kick your ass and all’s forgiven
Friends: are shy around you boyfriend
Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire truck
Friends: don’t see you if you’re sick
Best Friends: are why you’re sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
Friends: dare you to scream into the street
Best Friends: dare you to go streaking
Friends: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling “It’s pickle time!”
Best Friends: are screaming and running with you
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS
1. When you stray off the right path, friends will give you a little push in the right direction; BEST friends will give you a big fat push and laugh when you fall on your face.
2. When you get locked out of the house at night, friends will stay the night with you on the lawn; BEST friends will get all serious and say: "all right, here's the plan. We go home, put on black, and ninja our way into your house," knowing full well you have an alarm system to wake up the dead.
3. When you are arrested, friends will keep you company; BEST friends will sit next to you in the cell yelling death threats at the guard in an attempt to lighten the mood and make you laugh, failing utterly.
4. When they answer the phone, ask who it is, and you answer "Billy Bob Joe," friends will say, "Oh, hi, -insert your name here-!"; BEST friends will gasp and scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!" destroy your eardrums, and hang up, only to call back a milli-second later to claim, "You know you love me."
5. When you don't know someone's name, friends will whisper the name in your ear; BEST friends will be standing next to you, politely smiling and nodding, trying very hard not to burst out laughing at you.
6. When you're in your "crabby week," friends will deal with it; BEST friends will sit you down like it's an interrogation, and say "The calendar says it's that time. Get it out of your system now," and will sit there biting back the hysterical laughter when you scream at them at the top of your lungs.
This concludes my profile page…. Jen, you know I love you, which is why I put up with the “I see Sirius” text you send once a week =) peace love and chocolate!!!!