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Joined 06-04-09, id: 1957873, Profile Updated: 12-08-09

Thirty-something married chick with a cat. Prone to creativity in controlled and scientific doses.

A clash of opposites, true to her gemini nature.

Likes: warm-hearted whimsy, satire, saturated colors, monochrome images

Dislikes: pretension, cliques, alarm clocks and traffic.

I'm also a beta reader for Project Team Beta. Please check out the stories I beta for:

A Modern Myth by rote-kirsche

Life is Okay by bnjwl

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14761 - Favs: 12,556 - Follows: 5,690 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20341 - Favs: 13,602 - Follows: 5,570 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Lilliput reviews
The Cullens leave Forks after Edward encounters Bella, but he never forgets her. Meanwhile, Bella has vivid dreams about a man whose face she cannot see. Does destiny have something in store for them? AU, OOC. Co-written by Fantasy Mother and Lilliput.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,990 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8995 - Favs: 15,548 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Same Time Next Year by socact reviews
Edward and Bella meet year after year, same place and time, escaping from their lives and the people in it. What happens as the years go by? Will something come between them, bringing their ritual to an end? A/H, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,492 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5556 - Favs: 8,246 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete