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As all of my friends know, i am addicted to twilight!! i have read all the series lots of times!! Seriously, nothing can beat twilight!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

now for my fave one:

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.



i do love some stupid things, and i am one of the clumsiest people in the world


If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Here are my stories: (oopps not got any!!)

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Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Morning Star by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Renesmee goes on her honeymoon with Jacob and comes back pregnant. Can they handle all the complications that come with this baby like what a 1/2 werewolf, 1/4 human, 1/4 vampire will be like and Seth's strange behavior towards the baby? 7 years after BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Take advantage of my Drunken State by michelle lines reviews
.."Lets get you upstairs." he said with a seductive smile. He took me upstairs to a dark room, and laid me on the bed. The last thing I remembered b4 I collapsed was him unzipping my pants.EXB VAMP/HUMAN. I dont own Twilight. Sm does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
College, here I come! by rizzyg2 reviews
Bella goes to college to meet new people, but her roommate turns out to be Alice Cullen, one of the "popular girls" at Forks High. Alice and Bella become best friends, but then Bella meets Alice's twin, Edward, first Forks, now Dartmouth's biggest player.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,721 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Jerry Springer Show: Guests: The Cullens by Juicycouturegal reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went on The Jerry Springer Show? A whole lot of very very very weird stuff...including Mike Newton as a surprise guest--be afraid--be very afraid...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare by angel-princess99 reviews
Truth or Dare with the Cullen girls ... and for some reason Emmetts there too ... not sure why ... Any way, first story so read and review. Rated T for safety Next chapter is up! Alice and Jacob are getting married!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
The Wacky Lark of The Cullen's! by meryl13 reviews
My very first fanfic,dedicated to rizzyg2, i know,i know many have done this but i really want to try Summary: The Cullen's using Ym, Alice hurting monkeys? Renesmee causing troubles? Animal problems, Emmett is afraid and other insane stuff :ON HIATUS:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Pictures of You by twilightsgrace23 reviews
A successful painter living in Seattle, Jake places a request through a modeling agency, Bella is sent to his studio to sit for his newest painting. After a series of trysts, the affair is discovered.Nominated for a Moonlight & Sparkle Award!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,757 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
You Drive Me Crazy by rizzyg2 reviews
Two strangers, one intense connection. Drawn to each other like nothing they've ever felt before. Separated acidentally, can this bond reunite them? Or will memories be the only comfort of a bronze-haired green-eyed god and his brown-haired doe-like angel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Trust me, Bella by Wordsiwrite reviews
Edward has just left bella, but instead of Sam Uley finding her in the forest Jacob does. She develops a friendship with Jacob that was closer than when in New Moon- FOR EVERYONE ON TEAM JACOB- BELLAXJACOB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11726 - Favs: 8,724 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style! reviews
First fanfic! Basically this story is about Truth or Dare with the Cullens. Rated M for any possible future content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009