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Joined 06-04-09, id: 1958226, Profile Updated: 06-06-10

6-6-2010: So after a lot of thinking I've decided to pull my stories for a while. I'm sorry to all of you who have been waiting for me to update.

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10378 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14711 - Favs: 7,280 - Follows: 7,051 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6672 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14521 - Favs: 10,418 - Follows: 7,849 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
To the Highest Bidder by RainyGirl1978 reviews
1849 CA "Bella he loves you! He'll make sure you're taken care of!" Bella runs from an arranged marriage to make her own way only to wind up in something much more sinister. Can she escape & find love & purpose? Mature themes, minor violence/abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,513 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5411 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drifting into Your Lane by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward, a school bus driver, gets assigned a new monitor for his run. Drifting through life, he grows to like Bella, but she never stays in one place for long. By the end of the school year, can Edward convince her to stay, or will she drift away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,328 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7016 - Favs: 4,162 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19433 - Favs: 12,147 - Follows: 5,561 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella