kristinakaulitz
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Joined 06-04-09, id: 1958231, Profile Updated: 12-21-09
Author has written 4 stories for X-overs, Misc. Tv Shows, and Time Tunnel.

what can i say? ohh yeah, that's right! ich liebe tokio hotel, für immer. no doubt about it(: they are one of the biggest things in my life, i don't know what i would be like if i never discovered them. they inspired me to do sooooo much. mostly everything that i do is because of them. i started writing songs & stories because of them. i grew a passion for singing 'cause of them. they are the reason i am who i am. the reason i smile; the reason i cry. when i discovered them, i finally felt like me. i am hella proud to call myself a fan... waait, did i say fan? whoops, my bad. more like a SUPER fan(: i will love them no matter what. if they change their style, i'll still love them. if they change their sound, i'll still love them. because i am a true fan, & will support them anytime; anywhere; anyhow. i love every single song, mainly english; because i can understand it. buuut, i adore german as well. which is why i'm learning german! every single year at the talent show, i'm gunna sing one of their songs, & hopefully get in. i want to learn piano, so i can learn all of their songs on it. oh, & also i want to learn guitar. i want a tattoo of their band logo; i also want the same tattoo bill has on his left hip! the secksy star(: i know every single word to every single song they've ever made, german & english. unlike most fans, i have never seen them live in concert. i can't afford to... but the next time they come near me, i am definetly finding a way in. no matter what. i will literally go insane if i can't go. i'd do anything just to see a glimpse of them live. anything. they are my world, & everything in it. i plan on camping out for a concert, with my frand danielle. i also wish to meet them someday, not just see them in concert... but actually meet them, talk to them(: & when i meet bill, (i made a promise to myself) i am going to politely ask him permission to poke his nose. the reason, you may ask? well, i have a strange fascination with his nose... it's really cuutee(: i am in love with bill kaulitz. i know, it's impossible to be in love with someone you have never met. someone you don't truly know... but it's just that, when i see him my heart literally skips twoo-three beats; his stare makes it impossible for me to breathe. i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about him, & the fact that i'm reaching for him, but he is much to far. you can say it's not love, but i know it is. you cannot see my exact feelings & emotions. they're mine, & mine alone. i know i will probably never be with bill, but there's always that one little part of me that believes it will happen; that little part is what keeps me breathing. okkaaii! let's get back to happy things(: i sleeep with my tokioteddy; every single niightt. although i love bill the most, i never forget about tom, georg, & gustav. they are also amazing in every single way. tom, well... he's tom, there's nothing much to say(: he's just amazingly gorgeous, perverted, he's not afraid to say anything. whatever comes to his head, no matter what it is, he'd probably say it. he jokes around so much, it makes me laugh soooo hard. georg, he's the shiz, & i'm so happy for him & his girlfraand. he's sooo silly & gooofy; he may be a dwarf; dx buuut, dwarfs are ahmazeenngg, soo istilllovehimm. gusti! gustav is sooo awesomee, he's all shyy & cuutee & ahmaaaazeeeeng(: i wanna pinch his little cheekers. & hug him; he's like a biig teddybearr(: they are all hilarious guys, & i lovee them deearly & truly... with all my heart & soul.

█████████████100 Percent Tokio Hotel Fan

█████████████100 Percent Bill Kaulitz Lover

█████████████100 Percent Tom Kaulitz Lover

█████████████100 Percent Georg Listing Lover

█████████████100 Percent Gustav Schäfer Lover

1. Real TH fans know more songs than Monsoon.
2. Real TH fans know Bill Kaulitz's brother's name.
3. Real TH fans will actually know that Bill and Tom are twins.
4. Real TH fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs come on.
5. Real TH fans will punch anyone for dissing Bill's hair, feminine features, or Tom's cornrows.

6. Real TH fans love the songs in German and in English.
7. Real TH fans think that they are totally hot.
8. Real TH fans think that Devilish was awesome too.
9. Real TH fans don't love only Ready, Set, Go! and Scream.
10. Real TH fans don't like TH only for their looks.
11. Real TH fans know how to pronounce every guys' name.
12. Real TH fans can sing all the songs in German, even though they might not know the language.
13. Real TH fans don't like only Bill.
14. Real TH fans never forget Tom, Georg or Gustav.
15. Real TH fans have this on their profile.

XXXPUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A REAL TH FANXXX
REAL TH
fans know that there is twins in the band, really hot ones
REAL TH fans know how old each member is.
REAL TH fans know each member's name.
REAL TH fans know more than 5 songs from them.
REAL TH fans have more than 10 songs on their Ipod or MP3.
REAL TH fans know the lyrics to more than 15 songs by memory.
REAL TH fans get mad when haters talk crap about them.
REAL TH fans have this on their profile!

I love Bill's cute front teeth.
I love Tom's sexy lip ring.
I love that Bill is so unique.
I love that Tom is so perverted.
I love the way Bill's eyes glow.
I love when Tom's eyes make me smile.
I love when Bill speaks English.
I love when Tom speaks German.
I love Bill's cute butt.
I love Tom's hot abs!
But the thing I love most about them is,
They don't let anyone bring them down.
(put this on your channel if you love the Kaulitz twins)

1. G: orgeous!
2. E: xciting!
3. O: riginal!
4. R: ockin awesome!
5. G: reatest bassist!

1. T: otally hot!
2. O: MG! His smile! Amazing!
3. M: y favorite guitarist in dreads ever!

1. B: estest sexiest talented singer!
2. I: ncredibly uh-mazing!
3. L: ovable!
4. L: ove of my life!

1. G: reat!
2. U: nforgettably hilarious!
3. S: hy!
4. T: otally the best drummer ever!
5. A: wesome guy!
6. V: ery friendly!

God had a perfect plan, he wanted TOM to be the most beautiful guy in the world... his plan was a success for 10 minutes but then FAILED when BILL KAULITZ was born!

~Sexy Hips~
~Cute Lips~
~Perfect Smile~
~Kaulitz~
~Style~

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TOKIO HOTEL WHEN...
-Your parents roll their eyes or drone you out when you go on and on about Tokio Hotel and random facts you learned about them.
-You tell everyone about Tokio Hotel even if they don't give a flying fuck.
-Have a wall dedicated to them.
-You Know It's Georg NOT GEORGE!
-You Know It's Bill und Tom not BILL AND TOM!
-You Know It's Lezzgo NOT LETS GO!
-You Know It's Ahmazeeng NOT AMAZING!
-You suddenly have a thing for guys with dreads.
-You're planning a trip to Germany next year.
-You giggle every time you drink Coke, although it was always your favorite soda, before you knew about Tom.
-You giggle every time you eat pasta.
-Sometimes, you only eat cornflakes cause they remind you of Bill.
-You have daydreamed about every possible way you could meet them, and what you'd say.
-You have that one best friend (you made into a Tokio Hotel fan of course) that you scream with and ask "WHAT IF BILL LOOKED RIGHT IN YOUR EYES?" and about 1,000,000 other 'What if' questions.
-You smile everytime you think of one of their cute moments. Or when you think of their smile :)
-You sit in class and think of all the funny things the boys have done.
-Every time you here the word "Tokyo" or "Hotel" they pop into your mind.
-You now love guys with piercings on their lip, eyebrow, or tongue.
-You've always loved both vampires AND fairies, and when you found out that Bill does, too, you freaked out and declared yourself as Bill's official twin.
-You've thought about what you'd say to them, in perfect German, a million times in your head already.
-You giggle over waffles.
-You giggle when you see teddy bears, and yell "TOM! DEIN TEDDY!"
-"It's so amathing 4 meeeeee" is something you say all the time now, just like Bill.
-You Say "What Butiful veater nice nice nice" every time you step outside no matter what's the weathers like.
-You plan on meeting them and making your fave member fall madly in love with you.
-You know the lyrics to close to all their songs in English AND in German.
-You can spend countless hours telling people things about TH that you've newly found out...
-You cry every time you watch 'Spring Nicht' and beg Bill not to jump
-You start noticing people with lip, eyebrow and tongue piercings when you'd never noticed things like that before.
-You begin speaking what little German you know just to make yourself feel that little bit closer to them.
-You see an Esclade, think of Tom, jump up and down and clap.
-Your father tells you point blank. "I need to meet this Bill." In a bad way.
-You giggle every time you see a gummy bear.
-You think of Georg every time you see a bathroom freshener.
-You see a cockroach and scream "COCKA LEG!"
-You randomly bust out with quotes. Then laugh when its really funny, as your rents look at you like your mad you say "Danielle (Or a friend who is TH obsessed also) would have gotten it."

TOKIO HOTEL:
Live it!
Breathe it!
Want it!
Need it!
Preach it!
LOVE it!

It takes a minute to like their looks.

It takes a song to like their music.

It takes an hour to fall in love with them.

It takes a day to become obsessed with them.

But it takes a lifetime to forget them.

(Copy this on your channel if you're a TH fan!)
We waited for infinity
We screamed 'til we felt it
We were ready when it was time to run
We ran through the monsoon
We got closer to the edge
We didn't jump
We broke away
We're the forgotten children
We're gonna live on if it is our final day
We're gonna die when love is dead
You came to rescue us
You're always forever sacred to us
And even if you're a thousand sea's far
We'll raise our hands for you

God made Coke, God made Pepsi
God made Bill so damn sexy.

God made Coke, God made Pepsi
God made Tom so damn sexy.

God made Coke, God made Pepsi
God made Georg so damn sexy.

God made Coke, God made Pepsi
God made Gustav so damn sexy.

TH FANS FIGHT FOR THEM AGAINST HATERS AND MAKE TH EVEN MORE POPULAR SO THEY CAN BECOME A LEGENDARY GROUP! PASTE THIS ON YOUR CHANNEL IF YOU AGREE! TH FANS STICK TOGETHER FOREVER!

I pledge allegiance to the music, of sexy Germans of Tokio Hotel.
And to the republic for which Bill's hair stands.
One six-pack, under Tom's XXXL shirt.
With Jumbie and skittles for all.

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Phantomrider No More reviews
Kristina and Erica are bestfriends, going to their schools Halloween dance... What they don't know, is that Bill and Tom Kaulitz are there in disguise, soon to fall in love with the two girls.
Time Tunnel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010
Past Times reviews
Try to imagine being best friends with Bill Kaulitz when you were young, then he moved away. Then 10 years later. . .You find out he's the singer of the famous band, Tokio Hotel. What will happen when you two meet up again. . .A suspenseful romance.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Who Said Age Matters? reviews
Two 13 year old girls...Two 19 year old guys...Can love happen between them just in one day? What makes it harder is that the guys are Bill and Tom Kaulitz...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009
Never Question What You Know Is True reviews
Just a normal day...visiting a family you've never heard of before...what could happen? Well, you could just meet the love of your life...and the love of your life just happens to be the one and only Bill Kaulitz.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009