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Learning To Fall: Natalie Harding doesn't take the news well that Bill's remarrying. This is basically Twister but with the twist of a daughter and son thrown in there. JoxBill


Dr. Jo Harding (Helen Hunt): The leader of her storm-chasing research team. Bill Harding (Bill Paxton): Jo's estranged husband and former fellow storm-chaser. Dustin 'Dusty' Davis (Philip Seymour Hoffman): A wise-cracking member of Jo's chase team. Robert 'Rabbit' Nurick (Alan Ruck): The navigator for Jo's chase team. Laurence: (Jeremy Davies): A quiet member of the team, in charge of photographing tornadoes on film. Joey: (Joey Slotnick): In charge of taking measurements of wind and taking care of their doppler radar. Alan Sanders (Sean Whalen), Tim 'Beltzer' Lewis (Todd Field), Haynes (Wendle Josepher): and Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: (Scott Thomson): other members of Jo's team. Dr. Melissa Reeves (Jami Gertz): Bill's new fiancee. Aunt Meg Greene (Lois Smith): Jo's aunt and mother-figure to her team. Dr. Jonas Miller (Cary Elwes): The leader of the rival storm-chasing team. Eddie (Zach Grenier): Jonas' reluctant assistant.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can't see,

Must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get

Just one beating tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!


10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Month One

I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak...

Again repost this on your profile if you think abortion is wrong.

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your sibling s
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR - was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO!
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be stupid and useless
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I love Tim Burton, and yes his blood effects make me giddy.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedyIf you're a true believer copy this into your profile.

you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, Sunshine016, Chennai

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Try to have fun with life. You never know when it could end. If you believe in this saying, copy and paste into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

Before Spongebob . . .

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Man, you didn’t even have homework.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

127 Ways To Know You're A 90's Kid!

You know you're a 90's kid when...

1. You can remember saying, "Talk to the hand!"

2. Your best comeback was, "I know you are, but what am I?"

3. If you ever injured yourself on a Slip N Slide

4. Your favorite show was Full House

5. You can finish this song... "In West Philidelphia, born and raised..."

6. You've ever finished a sentence with Psyche!

7. You can remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons

8. You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

9. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

10. You begged for some GAK, and when you got that they came out with scented GAK, and when you got that they came out with funny scented GAK...

11. You remember reading "Goosebumps"

12. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

13. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

14. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"...with a tape recorder held up to the radio loL!!

15. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

16. Captain Planet.

17. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. (this was meant for young 80s children)

18. When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who...and still all ended up being Tommy.

19. You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

20. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

21. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

22. "I've fallen and I can't get up"

23. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

24. Two words... Trapper Keeper.

25. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

26. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

27. Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

28. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

29. You played and/or collected "Pogs"

30. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

31. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

32. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

33. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

34. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

35. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

36. You remember a time before the WB.

37. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

38. You know the Macarena by heart.

39. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said

40. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

41. If you played Nintendo 64.

42. used MSN Messenger 2.0

43. If you heard Cindy Crawford sang (in a commercial)... then acted in a movie.

44. If you know "Ice Ice baby" and "Can't touch this".

45. Jean Cluad Van Damn was doing a lot of movies where he played his own twin.

46. Steven Segal was slim and actually have a career.

47. Jennifer Lopez was a dancer for Janet Jackson.

48. If you thought there was no way Michael Jackson could get any weirder!

49. You've seen both fights between the iron Mike Tyson V.S The real deal Holyfield. And the ear bitting.

50. Wear your pants backward.

51. A lot of monkey in Pepsi commercial.

52. MTV single out?

53. Justin Timberlake wanted to be Nick Carter.

54. If you was listening to the O.J verdict.

55. Will Farrell was in Old school.

56. Adam Sander (not famous) was dating Shannon Dorthy (famous).

57. Michale Jordan was playing baseball. Then spacejam.

58. Beverly Hill 90210 and Kelly the hot blonde.

59. Christian Slater.

60. Bill Pullman got dump in every movie. Making a career out of that.

61. Pauly Shore, the weasel. Has anyone seen Biodome? I am sorry to hear that.

62. Has Kramer's t-shirt.

63. Know the lyric "I'll be there for you" from the series "Friends".

64. Ace Venture and who was that blonde chic in "The Mask"? Cameron who? Diaz? Cameron Diaz? Never heard of.

65. You knew that Backstreet Boys started the boy band craze!

66. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

67. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

68. the pharse "finder keepers, losers weepers"

69. You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

70. You remember when razor scooters were cool.

71. bill-nye the science guy.


73. gumby

74. lamb chop

75. original barney

76. When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

77. act like you didn't watch afro-king BOB ROSS paint trees on T.V.


79. when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

80. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

81. when we used to obey our parents

82. when everyhting was settled by: rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, ordaddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

83. You remember watching: The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

84. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

85. You remember those Where's Waldo books.

86. You remember eating Warheads.

87. You remember watching: the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and3 Ninjas movies.

88. You remember Ring Pops.

89. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

90. Oh, oh, oh! and JOSTA!!

91. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

92. When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

93. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

94. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

95. And Windows 95 was the best.

96. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

97. Michael Jordan was a king.

98. Lambchop's song never ended.

99. The old dollar bills.

100. Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

101. You remember a time before the WB.

102. You collected all the Troll dolls

103. If you even know what an original walkman is.

104. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

105. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

106. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

107. You've worn shorts and felt stylish

108. You wanted to be part of the Baby-Sitters club

109. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten

110. You sang I Just Can't Wait To Be King and Hakuna Matata in kindergarten

111. You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"

112. You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It.

113. You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

114. You thought Brain woud finally take over the world

115. 2 words ... SPICE GIRLS

116. You can remember dance tunes such as "Mr. Vain"...

117. You remember watching Live and Kicking

118. You read "Shout," "Miss" and occassionally "J17!"

119. You remember that Polaroid cameras = instant pictures.

120. You remember falling asleep early at parties.

121. You would always want to play outside with your friends who lived in your neighborhood .. outside.

122. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

123. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

124. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

125. You owned Pokemon cards but you didn’t play.

126. "Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ass_k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the cornfield the bees are in their hives ... miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da dark"

127. Who LOVES orange soda?? Keeeeeeel loves orange soda! Is it truuuuuuuue? Mhm hmm... I do I do I doooooooo...

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Loving Lily by AddictedToPotterAndProudOfIt reviews
It's 7th year, and it's James last chance of getting Lily's love. Maybe with the help of the maruaders, blackmail, and a head boy badge can he make it? Yet, first he'll have to do something about that immaturity of his! - Better than it sounds. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,702 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Games with the Heart by SweetyPie50 reviews
Claire Ralphs is a freshmen at Sky High and the first thing that catches her eye, is Lash. After seeing more and more of each other, they start to fall in love, but not all is as it seems. Lash/OC
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Lash
Stay Young by Marteczka's Quill reviews
Fred Weasley's young life ended too soon. What would happen if the events in Deathly Hallows had allotted him a chance to live? Starting from the beginning of the 7th novel, this story traces Fred's life as he falls in love and fights evil in his world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Fred W., OC
The High Queen of Narnia by Sailor PPearl reviews
When Peter and his brother and sisters left Narnia, they left someone very important behind. Now, they have returned, but what will they find? REWRITTEN
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,612 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Diary of Jane by Katrina Seeder reviews
It has been another year since the Pevensies left Caspian and Narnia. What happens when they return yet again, but this its the Telmarines that have changed. And that change turns Ed's life upside down. Edmund/OC, slight Peter/Susan. UPDATED! CHAP 2! PLZ
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Edmund Pevensie
The Protector by hpswst101 reviews
Maddy, I have something to tell you," an old lady said. Madison gets shipped of to the countryside, when her family dies but also gets shipped of to a great adventure. OC/Peter Please read and review!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 83,292 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Child In Time by piper maru duchovny reviews
Jo's been living in the past, now it's time to see what's in front of her. Post-Movie Scene.
Twister - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
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Over and Over reviews
Popular and Beautiful, Jordan gets thrown into Narnia one night. She soon finds out she will either save or destory Narnia. But, can she focus when she hates a certain king that she's in love with? EdmundxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edmund Pevensie
Learning To Fall reviews
Natalie Harding doesn't take the news well that Bill's remarrying. This is basically Twister but with the twist of a daughter thrown in there. JoxBill
Twister - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete