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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Letters to the Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY BRI NICHOLE***
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009
Skittles' Corner of Randomness by Fangalicous08 reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
Losing Lissa by tgypwya reviews
The Red-Haired Wonder is back, and she won't take no for an answer. What'll it take for Fang to lose Lissa for good? Some Fax, rated T for safety. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Fang: The Angel Experiment by tgypwya reviews
We've all read the books from Max's point of view... but what about Fang's? What's he thinking as he flies across the country to rescue Angel from the whitecoats? In other words, it's TAE from Fang's POV. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Fang - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Iggy Ramblings :D by Aleria14 reviews
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,616 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Iggy
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
When A Wedding Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong by tgypwya reviews
See that down there? Saint and Fang's wedding over Skype? Well, they weren't the only ones... I guess I'm married to Max now, if this all wasn't just a really, really bad dream...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Max - Complete
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You by Vera Amber reviews
Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8274 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Matter over Mind by Vera Amber reviews
-Complete!- The flock and a Verallion OCs have a bunch of whacky adventures. Utterly silly, random, and cracky. Read: pure nonsense. Rated T because of paranoia, cursing, and spit-swapping. Fax. Eggy. Other pairings. Pre-Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Nutty Is My Middle Name by Vera Amber reviews
Me talking to myself, Max, B/Ella, and Java, along with random characters, real people, and assorted OCs. We all know this is gonna end badly. Cue randomness, silliness, and inzanity. Rated T because of cursing and paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,999 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Max, Ella
IMing to the Maximum! Ride, of course by Vera Amber reviews
A funny chat between the Flock and associated characters. Ran-dom! Rated T because of paranoia, cursing, and kissing. Ooh, lookie, it's a cliche! Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009
Don't Ask, We're Probably On Drugs by Vera Amber reviews
M.G Christiani and I come together to bring you an extremely... ODD fanfic. Read at your own risk. Includes total gibberish, unheard-of pairings, and RANDOMNESS! Rated T because of paranoia and... uh... paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009
Page Loading by Vera Amber reviews
Sequel to Java Runtime Error. Java's best friend, Page Loading, and Java have some fun. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Heh... WARNING: Shiny seashells, tarantulas, random singing, and freaky dreams! Minor Crava. K plus because of paranoia. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Max, Ella - Complete
Faintly Resembling a Wedding by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
The Dylan Bieber Conspiracy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
War of the Toses by CommanderCatbug reviews
It's summer time, there are no vampire threats, and the pack is relaxing. Until Embry bets Seth that Seth can't lick Jake's toes without puking. It's ON like Donkey Kong! With humor and drama, this will be a summer that the pack won't soon forget. *DISCONTINUED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Extra! Extra! Nudge, Angel and Total KIDNAPPED! by Lilyth's Flock reviews
I got bored and had writers block on another story so I wrote this one... Kinda entertaining. minimal FAX, since max and fang aren't really in the story...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Angel, Nudge
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
The 'Most Likely' Awards by rainbowstrike reviews
The Flock decides it'd be fun to resurrect a game from the days of the E-Shaped House. Fang & Iggy discover a boredom list, Gaz eats broccoli like a dinosaur, Nudge and Ella are running the show and Max wants the house kept intact. FAX. EGGY. R & R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009
The Amazing Adventures of Rain the Almightly by rainbowstrike reviews
Haha, a little drabble/ poetry/ recount of funny crap that happens to me during my ever-eventful life that is not so eventful. Idea shamelessly stolen from Saint and from others who have also stolen her idea. R & R? The Great Skype Wedding! Read! -grins-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
Poor Fang by Vera Amber reviews
Poor Fangy has an extremely odd experience... What's this? Coloring books? Brain suckage? Avril Lavigne? The wakka dance? Read to find out! OOC!Fang. Crackfic. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fang - Complete
Adventures with Fang 2 by Natvv reviews
I got an idea one boring day, and had my faithful captive, Angel, fulfill it for me. She managed to screw it up, though, and I'm stuck with my sort of OC: Fang 2.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009
Who Needs Dylan and Max? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
I Exist' Support Group by Fangalicous08 reviews
A short oneshot where Justin Fang and Iggy's elligitimate child goes to an 'I Exist' support group on an episode of Oprah. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Fang - Complete
Africa Goes Awry by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Alternative Name: A SqueeFan's Worst Nightmare. In which I take every single thing that pisses off die-hard MR fans and turn it into one flame-worthy oneshot. Why? Because it's fun. Blame max-dan-wiz. I'm still a fan of the books, just having some fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Potter Puppet Pals: The Twilight Problem by DarkLordKardos reviews
Hermione has gone and got herself addicted to Twilight. Oh snap. Can the gang find a cure?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Sick by restless-mess reviews
Work-a-holics don't take sick days. They camp out at headquarters and annoy their teammates. Jane/Lisbon fun and some team humour.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
The Cullen's Meet Count Chocula by Lady Stardust Northman reviews
Emmett is bored and everyone is busy. He goes hunting and finds Count Chocula. Really random one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Java Runtime Error by Vera Amber reviews
At seventeen, Fang and Max run away to Vegas to get married. They move to France. A year later, they have a kid named Java. Or do they? Minor Fax, minor Eggy, minor Crava. Random and cracky. Rated K plus because of paranoia. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Only Hope by PurpleHush reviews
Rosalie gets back to Forks after three years with a big surprise. How would her family react? all human; please read and review :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,935 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Emmett Causes Trouble by xocullen4everxo reviews
Title says it all. One-shot about Emmett and his evil plan causing chaos. Post Eclipse when Bella and Edward are engaged.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
iVoldy by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
What will happen when Voldemort goes 21st century? The good, the bad, and the explosive of an upgraded wizarding world to iPods, computers, and video games. No ships, so far. Rated for mild language... Epilogue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Mischief Managed by Crookshanks.x reviews
A sweet little postDH story inspired by something JK said in the Bloomsbury Live Chat. Involves the next generation on a little adventure, competently lead by James. Harry, you should have hidden it better! OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2007 - James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
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