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Author has written 108 stories for Star Fox, Chowder, SpongeBob SquarePants, Skunk Fu!, Kirby, Mario, Misc. Cartoons, Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong Country, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pac-Man, Lloyd Alexander, Misc. Games, Pokémon, Penguins of Madagascar, Mega Man, Homestar Runner, Invader Zim, Crash Bandicoot, Cave Story, Samurai Pizza Cats, James Bond, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, American Dad, South Park, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Transformers, Squid Girl/侵略!イカ娘, Spyro the Dragon, and Johnny Bravo.

Hi. My name is Shane Nielsen. I live in Missouri. My interests include writing, creativity, the mind, etc. I also like cartoons and video games, especially games for the nintendo systems (total video game geek), cartoons, humor, martial arts, news, philosophy, psychology, writing, American and medeival history, fantasy, entertainment, politics, music, parapsychology, reptiles, animals, pets, randomness, game design, animation, fables and tall tales, dogs, cats, the secrets of life, etc. In addition to my fanfiction, I also have some stuff on fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/698941/PowerfulWizardofLore34 My fanfics can be as random, insane, and uncontrollable as a caffeine/sugar rush in text form.

I've made some youtube poops:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN2vu5qnv_I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY44l8mCwdk

And some youtube songs, including this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozxzRWNQHiQ&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaGwV5o0Pgk&list=UUOshAdAhSMS_lKfRZ-turJw&index=10&feature=plcp

I'm striving for a BA, and I already have a DA (DeviantArt):

http://mysticdragonfox33.deviantart.com/

Almost forgot to mention my LOLcats page, check em out and rate if you so desire.

http://cheezburger.com/LakeoftheHauntedCatship/

If you've ever eaten a raw lemon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to imitate monsters, put this in your profile.

If you believe in magic and ancient aliens, put this in your profile.

So anyway, yeah. GO MIDNA!

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Infatuation by ouijaqueen reviews
Libby leaves Sheen heartbroken. Now a different girl has him high on infatuation. Warning: Strong language, & mild sexual content in later chapters
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sheen E.
Fox McCloud: Prince of Thieves by SchmEthan reviews
Deep in the heart of Lylat, hiding away in Papetoon Forest, is a band of men, ready to risk their lives for the poor people of Lylat, ravaged by the Sheriff of Venom.
Star Fox - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Fox M.
Invaderbob Zimpants by Yamatano reviews
Parody of the Spongebob Squarepants theme song
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2002
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Johnny Bravo Goes to Planet Mobius
Johnny Bravo is banished to the basement for disobeying a curfew. But later, he ends up traveling into Sonic's dimension after an accident involving a device invented by Carl.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Johnny Bravo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Complete
Say Cheese for Krystal: FOX BECAME ADDICTED TO CHEESE reviews
ALL NEW FOX BECOMES ADDICTED TO CHEESE! FOX BECOMES ADDICTED TO CHEESE? he sorta became addicted long ago.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
Natsumi VS Goten reviews
Natsumi attempts to defeat Goten! Can she win? An epic rap battle of anime.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Goten, Natsumi H. - Complete
Epic Rap Private T VS Sailor V (PRIVATE TAMAMA VS SAILOR MOON) anime reviews
Epic rap of anime! Private Tamama takes on Sailor Moon
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Complete
Plankton's Perspective: The World Through My Eye reviews
Sheldon J. Plankton tells his captivating "theory" about Mr. Krabs and why he's so secretive about that formula. Could Plankton simply be attempting to give Bikini Bottom a harsh truth that could ultimately benefit them? Is he a hero? Or a villain? You decide.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Plankton, Karen - Complete
Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese 2013 Version reviews
Fox is yet again addicted to cheese, in an all new adventure that is sure to please.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Fox M., Peppy H., Wolf O'D., Andross - Complete
Roger Gets a Girlfriend named Orla reviews
A UFO crashes into the Smith home, creating family tension, a blossoming romance, a rivalry with Francine, and absoloute chaos...and maybe..just maybe, a girlfriend for Roger?
American Dad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Francine S., Steve S., Roger, Greg C. - Complete
Roger's Excellent Adventure
Roger meets Bloomy and Rallassa two cat-girls from another dimension, after taking care of some cats from an animal shelter. In-progress please review.
American Dad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Published: 8/16/2013
Farmer Dylan's Famous Totally Magical Tomatoes reviews
Roger's new persona is Farmer Dylan, a farmer who possesses magical tomatoes. But will his persona bring on a new craze?
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Stan S., Roger, Francine S. - Complete
The Mememaker Song
Parody of the Moonraker song.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
The Almighty Baddest
Zim gets help from aliens who actually like him, and discovers a new way to take over Earth. A really awesome way to take over earth.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Published: 8/11/2013
Mememaker reviews
Stan Smith goes on another spy mission, and this time Tearjerker has changed his name to "Mememaker" a villain who plans to make life just too damn funny to go on.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013
Roger's Trap reviews
Roger forces Stan to spend the entire day in the living room with him. But is it just a way to get others to envy his own lifestyle and get his own people to see humanity as worthy?
American Dad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Stan S., Francine S., Roger, Hayley S. - Complete
Sailor Spoon
Theme song parody.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Charlie the Unicorn meets Comet ISON
Uh oh! The unicorns are the only things standing to save mankind and the planet! And what's this? The comet can sing? And Charlie is listening?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Kirby meets a space creature named Plinky
Kirby finds a crashed space craft while questing to defeat Dedede and the Nightmare. Out pops a friendly dude who looks just like him, only with antennas. They both save each others worlds miraculously, with a secret weapon they both possessed.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Complete
Mario meets Bloomeelia the Cat Sorceress
Mario and Luigi get transported to another dimension after making magical ice cream. They meet a mystical cat-girl sorceress and must stop Zasher the purple lizard tyrant and his assistant the red robed reptoid Vale from taking over the universe.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Published: 6/25/2013
Spyro VS Boshi the Bad Yoshi Epic Rap
EPIC RAP OF VIDEO GAMES! Spyro vs Boshi!
Crossover - Mario & Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Complete
Squid Girl VS Angol Mois reviews
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME! Squid Girl takes on Angol Mois in a rap battle. Which invader will win?
Crossover - Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 & Squid Girl/侵略!イカ娘 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ika Musume - Complete
The Coon Defeats Courtney
After a recent cheesing incident, Cartman and Kyle find themselves on a journey to defeat Satan's daughter and restore peace to Mt. Everest. Meanwhile, a fundamentalist preacher gives them encouragement over a cell phone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME: Polly Vs Vi
Polly Ester takes on Princess Vi in a rap battle of epic proportions.
Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Polly E., Princess Vi.
Epic Rap of Anime: Polly Ester VS Princess Vi
Polly Ester faces off against everyone's favorite crazy rabbit princess.
Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Polly E., Princess Vi. - Complete
The Neverending Missions of Roger Smith reviews
Roger Smith wants to go on a mission with Stan. Problem is he's dressed up as Keira Knightly, among many other things. MANY OTHER THINGS. Takes place in an alternate reality in 2012. warning: Rated M.
American Dad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Roger
Sgt Keroro Presents: We Love Keroro reviews
When Tamama misreads a video game label, the frogs go on another insane adventure. Rated M for mature due to immaturity.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Keroro, Tamama
GoldenPie 007 reviews
Tina Turner song parody...I thought it was pretty funny.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
Zim and Tak Escape Area 51 reviews
Zim's DNA is finally proven to be that of a non human. So he is sent to Area 51, and ends up in a cage...with Tak. UPDATED, but not finished. Next chapter is on the way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Zim, Tak
Charlie VS The Mayan 2012 Prophecy
Charlie is taken to Planet X against his will by the pink and blue unicorns in their giant sneaker!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Published: 1/2/2012
Power Mad!
Polly Ester's wearing a hot new outfit? And Speedy and Guido are dressed up like sheep? Purple Ox Energy drinks are being sold to minors in Little Tokyo? What's going on here?
Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Published: 12/15/2011
Sonic, Tails, and Amy Win a FerrariF150
Sonic finds a winning code on a container of ice cream that means he will be receiving a brand new car! Sonic, Tails and Amy go on the wildest adventure ever, and encounter Shadow, Rouge, and Knuckles, along with a UFO. My craziest fic ever.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sonic
Pizza Cats from the Future reviews
Big Cheese has hatched a plot to warp to a future where he rules Little Tokyo, thinking the Samurai Pizza Cats will never discover his secret time machine. Features Speedy Polly and Guido in a fun new hilarious adventure. In-Progress, please review.
Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011
Misery Loves Company reviews
It has been a few weeks since Quote and Curly Brace defeated Ballos. Now the whole gang lives on an island of fun and mystery. As Balrog annoys Misery, Balrog decides to go away in an attempt to make her miss him. And it works, but too well. In-progress
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011
Crash, Coco, Aku Aku, and Anthony reviews
Brio mutates Cortex's pet hamster, the one animal Cortex would never experiment on. Guess what else? The hamster befriends Crash. Will Cortex get his pet back or will Crash and Coco have a new friend?
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011
Team Star Rebel: The Beginning reviews
Cornerian sniper heroes Greneck Mist, Cynthia Koraway, and Derick Cloud, are going on an adventure to stop the evil Lord Degethria from taking over the Lylat System. Will Greneck's ray gun make the baddies fry? Or will the baddies make the fur fly?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010
GIR GONE WILD reviews
Gir gets a new upgrade, this time he becomes advanced enough to take over the world without Zim's help. He ties up Zim and makes up his mind to do things his own way. He even captures Dib and Gaz. Can GIR conquer Earth without Zim?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Gir, Zim
Strong Bad: The Quest for CD's reviews
After reading a total epic failure of an e-mail, Strong Bad goes on a journey through several different dimensions, all from the comfort of his basement. In-progress.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010
Mega Man Character Poetry reviews
Mega man characters reciting poetry, check it out, you do NOT want to miss this! Fire Man, Electro Man, and more! Each with their own poems.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Misadventures with the Penguins: Robot Spider! reviews
A giant robotic spider has entered the Central Park Zoo. He likes to dance with King Julien, but is there a sinister operation behind the shiny metal of the robot? And what's this? Marlene is an honorary penguin?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Twilight Princess: The Real Story reviews
Link must save the world with help from Midna. Same plot as Twilight Princess, only this is a satirical spoof. Expect hilarious random stuff, based partly on the game, but partly just insane. In-Progress.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Link, Midna
Greneck Mist and the Forest Planet
Lead pilot of Team Star Rebel, Greneck Mist gets stuck on a forest planet. And he finds mystery and adventure when he does, as well as a lifelong friend!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
A Grumpy Pie Establishes a Friendship reviews
When Chowder makes a GrumpleBerry Pie, he suggests that he and Mung put Gorgonzola in it. Little does he know that Gorgonzola is the key ingrediant.
Chowder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Spongebob: The Quest for Patties Begins reviews
After witnessing a strange and swift blue creature swipe away a patty, and slip through a portal into another dimension, Spongebob, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and even Plankton set out to investigate.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010
Midna: Quest for Myrr reviews
This is a story about Midna getting back the Life Myrr and restoring it to the Twilight Realm to help the twili beings.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Midna
Greneck's Excellent VideoGame Adventure
Greneck Mist, everyone's favorite green furred fox shows his fellow Cornerian teammates a new video game system. One that will send you into the video game realm with the push of a concealed button on the bottom of the machine. T.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Published: 6/21/2010
Kursed, her cousin, and the Star Rebel Hero reviews
Kursed meets her long lost cousin, the only other survivor of the destruction of Planet Cerinia. She teams up with her, and they set out to stop an evil necromancer from taking over a temple on Planet Zenith. Takes place after Krystal became Kursed
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Krystal - Complete
The Chain Reaction reviews
Bowser's pet chain chomp is running away, unleashing a chain of insane events, including Peach being brainwashed by Majikoopa to like Bowser, the chain chomp being jealous of them, and Mario and Luigi trying to defeat Bowser again.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
Spongebob is starving! reviews
How much will Spongebob eat to ease his starvation?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - SpongeBob
Lucario's Story reviews
Lucario tells us who he truly is, in a long and expressive poem! We love you Lucario! Lucario is awesome.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Lucario - Complete
Greneck Mist and the Goblin Dimension
Greneck Mist, an interdimensional fox hero from Corneria finds an entrance to another dimension while drawing on a bathroom stall, and along the way, he and his sidekick meet Mario and Luigi.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Published: 4/21/2010
Adventures in the Imp Realm Starring Midna
After receiving a magical gift that lets her shift in-between forms, Midna travels to the Imp realm, and meets her soulmate. 2 chapters so far!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,670 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Midna, Link
The Art of Shoop Da Whoop: Skunk FuShoopdawhoop reviews
Skunk has practiced shooping da whoop for many years, and must fire his laser in the upcoming showdown with the monkeys. Can he learn how? And will the ultimate fate of the valley be decided by the Shoop Da Whoop deity himself?
Skunk Fu! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Sonic and Amy Complete Act 1 reviews
Can Sonic and Amy read a play in order to complete Act 1 in more ways than...one? SonicXAmy romeo and juliet insanity! Shakespeare stuff included.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sonic, Amy
Star Fox: Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese 2010 reviews
Fox finds a planet made out of cheese while entering a secret portal in an underground base he was employed at. He disobeyed the rules by entering the portal in the secret base, and why does the cheese planet seem to have a face?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fox M.
Krystal and Fox's Bad Little Habit reviews
Fox and Krystal start smoking more often, but over time, and after much pestering from Slippy, they decide they need to call it quits so they can live long happy lives together. Contains some Fox X Krystal stuff. Rated T.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Fox M., Krystal
Random Chowder poetry reviews
Random poetry of Chowder talking about Panini.
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010
Koopa Troopa Power Poetry! reviews
Koopa Troopas rock! Mario can't tell, cuz he got brain damage from hitting his head against a block! A funny poem about koopa troopas.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Koopa Troopa
Midna and Kirby reviews
Midna meets Kirby, and Kirby asks her out, and then they go on a date. But with Kirby's eating problems, and other issues, will their relationship be sustainable? And what about the fact Midna needs to go back to Hyrule and help Wolf Link? KirbyXMidna.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Midna - Complete
Midna's Poetry reviews
Midna talks about her feelings, in a poem!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Midna
Yoshi is a Yoshi Song reviews
Yoshi sings of how he is a yoshi
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Yoshi - Complete
My name is Chowder, and I have power! reviews
Chowder sings of his power!
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010
Mario and Luigi meet the Flying Spaghetti Monster reviews
In this story Mario and Luigi become devout Pastaferians and meet the Flying Spaghetti Monster! They also battle his adversary, the Lasagna King. Humor. Don't take this seriously. Srsly, jk.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Link and the Sugar Fueled Insanity Sword!
Humor. A young boy who has the ability to travel from our world to Hyrule reads about a mystical sword in his mythology book! The Duel Action Light Force Sugar Fueled Insanity Sword of Awesomeness! Will he go insane trying to find it by digging?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Link, Midna
The end of SpongeBob SquarePants reviews
Painty the Pirate can't hear anymore! How is he supposed to begin the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song if he can't hear? We must all band together and help Painty the Pirate! Save SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010
Hey Gorgonzola can I have some granola? reviews
Chowder wants some granola from Gorgonzola!
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Midna Travels to the Mushroom Kingdom Randomly reviews
Total random weirdness with Midna, magical apricots, and the mushroom kingdom. When Midna warps to the mushroom kingdom, she is pitted against Monty Mole and Bowser! Midna also wants the sunshades that Monty Mole wears!Random and weird! Mild bad language.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Midna, Petey Piranha
MIDNA WEIRDNESS! reviews
Midna is on a weird adventure, totally random, EXPECT TOTAL RANDOMNESS! I'm making a sequel too so stay tuned!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Midna, Wolf Link - Complete
BobOmb Blast Rhymin Yo!
We're talking bout the king of the Bob-ombs, he's the bomb, man!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Super Mario RPG Poems reviews
The characters from Super Mario RPG are poets?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010
Taran finds out about the mysteries of the world
Dallben shows Taran an interesting poem about the world and its mysteries! Taran is tired of being an assistant pig-keeper, but sees things in a new light after reading the poem.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Midna Vs Navi reviews
Midna gets into a showdown with Navi! Go Midna!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Midna, Navi - Complete
Bowser wonders what he is reviews
Is he a turtle? A dinosaur? A dragon? Somewhere in-between? One thing is certain, he's big and tough, and cool, and mean!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bowser
Chowder likes Cloffee Cakes, a LOT! reviews
Chowder sings about how he likes cloffee clakes!
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
A strange adventure in Hyrule's 8bit past reviews
One day a kid from our world named Max got stuck inside the original 8-bit Zelda reality! Can he escape? Does he need to be there to fulfill his destiny?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Link - Complete
Mutated PacMan is Really Hungry! reviews
Pac Man got mutated! Now he's hungry! Uh oh! And he's big enough to eat anything! What will he eat?
Pac-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Pac-Man - Complete
The Chain Chomp Champions
The chain chomps are rebelling against King Bowser Koopa! They're launching an all out assault on the Koopa Castles! Will the Chain Chomps claim the entire mushroom kingdom for themselves in a mighty Chomp Adventure?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Published: 12/27/2009
Chowder and the Sing BeanStalk reviews
Chowder loses Kimchi! And Mung's catering company is experiencing financial dissaray! So Chowder sells the cow, and gets three magical sing beans in return! Then he plants them, and a sing beanstalk grows. Can Chowder rescue Kimchi from Endive the Great?
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Kirby Becomes Addicted to Salsa reviews
The story told by Kirby himself, of how he became addicted to a food product known throughout the lands as salsa. Problem is, salsa doesn't give him any special powers, so who will defend Dream Land now?
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
The Heroes of Time Save the Day!
The Hero of Winds meets the Hero of Time, and they must both defend Termina from the evil octopuss monster and his half-octorock half-deku scrub hybrid cronies! After this, will the two heroes ever cross paths again? Who knows. Only time will tell!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Link
Star Fox: Fox Discovers Cheese! reviews
Fox discovers cheese and finds out it isn't half bad!
Star Fox - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Fox M.
Yoshi's Eating Habits reviews
Yoshi eats a lot! Follow what Yoshi eats throughout the week! Very hungry caterpillar parody involving Yoshi!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Yoshi - Complete
Panini Quits reviews
Panini wants to quit working for Endive and apprentice under a sorceress instead! Not much yet, but I plan to continue it!
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009
Charlie the Unicorn's Angels reviews
Charlie gets visited by the two unicorns again, but this time they want to lead him straight into the fiery pits of heck! Rated M.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Shadow likes Amy reviews
Shadow wants Amy to love him, so he wrote a poem about it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Shadow, Amy - Complete
The Grass is always Greener UPDATED reviews
Squidward decided to let Plankton have the secret formula, thinking that will make his life better. But it only makes his nightmare of a life even worse than it already was!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Squidward, Plankton
K Rool's Motivations Explained, Sort of! reviews
K. Rool went insane one day after he tripped on a rock and bumped into a coconut tree headfirst! Get the inside story on King K. Rool and his dementia!
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009
Chowder is entrusted with the Squooshel Ball! reviews
One day Mung entrusted Chowder with the legendary Squooshel Ball! Can Chowder handle it? Will monsters invade the City?
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Interview with an Imp reviews
My interview with the Twilight Princess herself!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Midna
Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese: Aparoid Edition
Aparoids are invading Corneria City! The site over here just ain't too pretty! Can Fox save the day? With help from his favorite....food product?
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Fox M., Slippy T.
Fox's Cheese Problems and Krystal's reflections reviews
Fox is still addicted to cheese. And what happens when he eats MONSTERELLA cheese? Told from Krystal's perspective, we get an inside look on how Krystal views Fox's cheese obsessions.
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Fox M., Krystal - Complete
Charlie the Unicorn Finds the Magical Waterfall reviews
The pink and blue unicorns want to persuade Charlie to visit the magic waterfall! Basically complete, but I'm planning a short sequel!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Lemmy Koopa the circus performer reviews
Lemmy koopa joins the circus. In-progress
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009
Goombario's Ode to Mario reviews
Goombario's poem about how he wants to become just like Mario!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Goombario, Mario
The Very Hungry Chowder reviews
Chowder is hungry! What will he eat throughout the week? Find out! Very Hungry Caterpillar parody!
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009
Shy Guy Alliance reviews
The Shy Guy factions are warring! And Sparkles is the only one who can defend Faction 3! In progress.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Enemies
Goomba Goomba Burning Bright reviews
A parody of William Blake's Tiger Tiger Burning Bright poem! Includes lots of Goomba humor! LOL. XD.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Goomba
The Very Hungry Kirby reviews
Kirby is hungry! What will he eat during the week? Very hungry caterpillar parody!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
The Krazoas of Khaldazhor Island
A young fox boy named Greneck Mist, who is the lead pilot of the Star Rebel team, wakes up on a mysterious island, and must pass several trials assigned to him by the Krazoa Gods.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Published: 9/25/2009
Leon Powalski: The Early Years
This story will show how Leon Powalski grew up to join Star Wolf, etc.
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Leon P.
Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese 3
The Star Wolf team is back in action, and cheese is the main course on the menu tonight, everyone!
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Wolf O'D.
Skunk Fu Transformation Armageddon reviews
Skunk and the gang have been taught how to transform themselves into incredible machines and weaponry! But when Dragon shows up, only Optimus Prime can "save the day".
Crossover - Skunk Fu! & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Optimus Prime
Spongebob and Patrick meet the Jellyfish God reviews
SpongeBob and Patrick encounter the Jelly Fish God, who states that he is going to punish them for capturing his people for sport. He is going to send Spongebob and Patrick to Davy Jones Locker! But when Spongebob and Patrick go there, it's kinda fun!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
Fox Mcloud Discovers Tai Chi reviews
Fox follows a trail of scarabs that lead him to Krystal's tai chi cave!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Fox M., Krystal
Star Fox: I was a Teenage Kappa
Slippy becomes a gigantic Kappa Monster after being exposed to radioactive waste!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Slippy T.
Fox's Cheesy Conflict with Andross
Fox defeats Andross with a secret weapon, that no one suspected he had up his sleeves. Could that secret weapon, in fact, be cheese?
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Fox M., Andross - Complete
Chowder Rescues Mung reviews
Chowder is working on a recipe with Mung and keeps asking him questions. Eventually, Chowder discovers he needs to get clabbages for the recipe. But when he comes back with the clabbages, Mung has been captured and held hostage by Endive!
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Star Fox Kids: Mystery of the Moon Part 1 reviews
This story takes place way back when Fox and Wolf were kids, and involves a mysterious secret involving Corneria's moon, and a rebel group of fighters that preceded Team Star Fox!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Fox M., Wolf O'D.
Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese 2 reviews
Fox joins a mysterious lodge, where everyone there eats special cheese that bestows magical powers upon them. The sequel to Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese.
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Fox M.
Star Fox: Peppy's Potato Salad
Fox, Falco, and Slippy are lost up in the mountains. Is all hope lost? Not when they find a container of potato salad!
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Fox M.
Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese reviews
When Fox discovers a new cheese house in Downtown Corneria City, he falls in love with cheese and becomes insanely addicted to it. Who will protect Corneria now? Find out what happens, in FOX BECOMES ADDICTED TO CHEESE!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fox M.
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