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The general who wins a battle makes many calculations in his temple ere the battle is fought. The general who loses a battle makes but few calculations beforehand. Thus do many calculations lead to victory, and few calculations to defeat: how much more no calculation at all! It is by attention to this point that I can foresee who is likely to win or lose.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War

I'm new to Fanfiction so bare with me.

"Fear paralyzes; curiosity empowers. Be more interested than afraid." - Patricia Alexander

"There is a story about the Greek Gods; they were bored so they invented human beings, but they were still bored so they invented love, then they weren't bored any longer. So they decided to try love for themselves. And finally, they invented laughter, so they could stand it." - Anonymous

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be heck to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

The night has a thousand eyes,
And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one:
Yet the light of a whole life dies
When love is done.

-Francis William Bourdillon

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than with emails, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Laughed my ass off at this

Not Funny

It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
It's funny how good memories always make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to really last.
It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past.
It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when your down.
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.
It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget.
It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me.

by Unknown

BEST POEM IN THE WORLD

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp--
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

'And why's everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'

JUDGE NOT.

Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes
you a car ..

Every saint has a PAST...
Every sinner has a FUTURE!

Random Things That I Found Interesting

Even on the road to hell flowers can make you smile.

Only dead fish swim with the stream.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Take my advice I never use it.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." ~Albert Einstein

"Only those who risk going to far can possibly find out how for one can go."- T.S. Elliot

"Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it" - Banjamin Franklin

If all the world's a stage, then I want to operate the trap door.

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth; just leaves you with a bunch of toothless blind people-- Tony NCIS

My name is Athony Dinozzo. My friends call me Tony which spelled back words is Y Not-- Tony NCIS

When stuck between to evils I go with the one i've never tried before.

A brave man dies one death but a coward dies a thousand.

If common sense was common nearly everyone would have it.

-Is it me or is this halarious.

Knowledge Is Power

Harry Potter's Rules for Life: The Revised Version

1. Trust no one but yourself

1B. If you must trust, don't do it blindly

2. If you fall down you better pick your own self back up

2B. (Danjal) Accepting help while getting up does not mean you owe them something

3. The obvious suspect is not always the correct one

4. Never show your full potential

4B. (Danjal) There is always someone/thing out there more powerful

4C. (Danjal) Being powerful isn't everything

5. Hold your tongue, vengeance comes to those who wait

6. Even if you choose to forgive, do not forget

7. Never believe you're crazy, look for another explanation

7B. There is nothing wrong with being crazy like a fox

8. Never relinquish your weapon

8B. Even to a supposed ally

9. Don't believe everything you hear

9B. (Danjal) Not all info is reliable or useful

10. Watch out for wolves' in sheep's clothing

11. Never give up

11B. (Danjal) Retreating does not mean giving up, it means living to fight another day

12. When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

13. Ignore the foreign voices in your head, they probably don't have your best interests at heart

14. Only a fool relies on one weapon, however useful

15. Always have a plan C, just in case A and B don't work

15B. (Danjal) A good plan does not always work. A working plan isn't always a good plan

16. A secret is only a secret if two people know it and one of them is dead

17. Be prepared for any eventuality

18. It is better to have something and not need it than the other way around

19. Never regret something you did to protect yourself or others

20. Absolute safety is an illusion

21. Nothing is ever completely helpless

21B. Not even cute little bunny rabbits

22. Don't make the same mistake more than once

22B. It just might kill you

23. Gather your own information because guaranteed someone isn't telling you something

23. (Shaggy37) With luck, that thing will hurt them not you

24. Everyone has something to hide

25. Pain is merely an indication you're still alive

25B. (Danjal) Too much pain means you did something wrong

BlackFen: Confidence is natures way of telling you, you don't understand the situation, Fear is natures way of telling you that you /do/ understand the situation

swdrone: Advice and analysis from others is nice but ultimately it is your life and your decision. So choose the price you can live with

senselesswords: Never underestimate muggle inventions, after all they did it all without magic.
b.- And yes, sometimes a gun worth more than a million deathly wands

Aires Drake: There is no such thing as being overly paraniod

Hellbendet If inserted between the 4th and 5th rib, a pencil is as good as a knife

By:Peppymint

Try To Read This

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

If you were crying, or at least near tears, put this poem in you profile, to show you care.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, DaaNi-Chan, KoRny666, proud-to-be-crazy-4-ever, Kiyoshi Michi

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..)

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

If you think I rock, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!)

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world(s), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

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don't know why but i feel conned by Fancy Piece of Work reviews
A story in which everybody we know and love are professional thieves except Scott, who's new to the life and really just wants to get the girl. Stiles/Derek, Scott/Allison, and brief mentions of Lydia/Jackson.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Complete
In a Steel Trap by klarolineepiclove reviews
One-shot for Leonie, for Valentine's Day. The last thing she wanted was to be stuck in an elevator. But stuck in an elevator with her soon to be ex-husband? What do you do, when you have nowhere to go? Klaroline AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Not Quite Heaven by emerald sorceress reviews
Tia Dalma had seemed so sure when she said that the dead were at peace. Clearly she'd never met Buffy...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Buffy S.
Say Something by on rooftops reviews
That first time Stiles decided it was probably wise to let sleeping werewolves lie. — Stiles/Derek - for Tori
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,513 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Unreasonable to Assume by Saucery reviews
A side-story to 'Reasonable to Assume,' although that series is still continuing! This is basically just a series of scenes from Jar's childhood, following him all the way from his first words to his first crush.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Everyday Heroes by CharmingWords23 reviews
While traveling the world together, Klaus and Caroline get caught up in a bank robbery and have very different opinons on how to get themselves out. Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Tourist by Lorelai Pattern reviews
He eventually does take her to Rome, and they wander through the cobblestone streets, hand in hand. He offers her the world, and she takes it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
the world that's waiting for you by prettypinklips reviews
"Nice guys aren't alcoholics." -— klaus/caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Automatically by HangingOnYourEveryWord reviews
"My name is Isabella Swan and I just know things. Automatically." Bella has a power story. Set during Twilight. Definitely open to a title change. BxE. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,325 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fate's hand by Idika reviews
Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,571 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Btvs: Seasons Rewrite: Part 2: Season Four by Daniella Harwood reviews
Continuing from Season 3 part I , Buffy and the slayerettes enter college, where they discover the Initiative, and what else the Hellmouth has in store for them. B/A focus, with other relationships, canon and non-canon. An improved posting.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,583 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggles, Fan Mail and Metamorphmagus Werewolves by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
Confusion over Teddy's parentage, explicit fan mail and the added horror of the Durleys at Hogwarts, all the evening after Voldemort's death... hasn't Harry been through enough? Apparently not... :P Canon. Over 17,000 hits! xD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,414 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8489 - Favs: 13,188 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt by emerald sorceress reviews
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt After Meeting Rose Tyler. Set Pre Fragments so everyone's alive. Set Post Doomsday, Pre Season 4 for Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rose T., Ianto J. - Complete
Angel, Buffy and Connor reviews
It all started with a really weird phone call.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Angel, Buffy S.