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The general who wins a battle makes many calculations in his temple ere the battle is fought. The general who loses a battle makes but few calculations beforehand. Thus do many calculations lead to victory, and few calculations to defeat: how much more no calculation at all! It is by attention to this point that I can foresee who is likely to win or lose.
I'm new to Fanfiction so bare with me.
"Fear paralyzes; curiosity empowers. Be more interested than afraid." - Patricia Alexander
"There is a story about the Greek Gods; they were bored so they invented human beings, but they were still bored so they invented love, then they weren't bored any longer. So they decided to try love for themselves. And finally, they invented laughter, so they could stand it." - Anonymous
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be heck to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
The night has a thousand eyes,
-Francis William Bourdillon
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than with emails, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Laughed my ass off at this
It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
BEST POEM IN THE WORLD
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
But it was the folks in Heaven
There stood the kid from seventh grade
Herb, who I always thought
I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
'And why's everyone so quiet,
Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a
Every saint has a PAST...
Random Things That I Found Interesting
Even on the road to hell flowers can make you smile.
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Take my advice I never use it.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." ~Albert Einstein
"Only those who risk going to far can possibly find out how for one can go."- T.S. Elliot
"Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it" - Banjamin Franklin
If all the world's a stage, then I want to operate the trap door.
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth; just leaves you with a bunch of toothless blind people-- Tony NCIS
My name is Athony Dinozzo. My friends call me Tony which spelled back words is Y Not-- Tony NCIS
When stuck between to evils I go with the one i've never tried before.
A brave man dies one death but a coward dies a thousand.
If common sense was common nearly everyone would have it.
-Is it me or is this halarious.
Knowledge Is Power
Harry Potter's Rules for Life: The Revised Version
1. Trust no one but yourself
1B. If you must trust, don't do it blindly
2. If you fall down you better pick your own self back up
2B. (Danjal) Accepting help while getting up does not mean you owe them something
3. The obvious suspect is not always the correct one
4. Never show your full potential
4B. (Danjal) There is always someone/thing out there more powerful
4C. (Danjal) Being powerful isn't everything
5. Hold your tongue, vengeance comes to those who wait
6. Even if you choose to forgive, do not forget
7. Never believe you're crazy, look for another explanation
7B. There is nothing wrong with being crazy like a fox
8. Never relinquish your weapon
8B. Even to a supposed ally
9. Don't believe everything you hear
9B. (Danjal) Not all info is reliable or useful
10. Watch out for wolves' in sheep's clothing
11. Never give up
11B. (Danjal) Retreating does not mean giving up, it means living to fight another day
12. When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemies eyes
13. Ignore the foreign voices in your head, they probably don't have your best interests at heart
14. Only a fool relies on one weapon, however useful
15. Always have a plan C, just in case A and B don't work
15B. (Danjal) A good plan does not always work. A working plan isn't always a good plan
16. A secret is only a secret if two people know it and one of them is dead
17. Be prepared for any eventuality
18. It is better to have something and not need it than the other way around
19. Never regret something you did to protect yourself or others
20. Absolute safety is an illusion
21. Nothing is ever completely helpless
21B. Not even cute little bunny rabbits
22. Don't make the same mistake more than once
22B. It just might kill you
23. Gather your own information because guaranteed someone isn't telling you something
23. (Shaggy37) With luck, that thing will hurt them not you
24. Everyone has something to hide
25. Pain is merely an indication you're still alive
25B. (Danjal) Too much pain means you did something wrong
BlackFen: Confidence is natures way of telling you, you don't understand the situation, Fear is natures way of telling you that you /do/ understand the situation
swdrone: Advice and analysis from others is nice but ultimately it is your life and your decision. So choose the price you can live with
senselesswords: Never underestimate muggle inventions, after all they did it all without magic.
Aires Drake: There is no such thing as being overly paraniod
Hellbendet If inserted between the 4th and 5th rib, a pencil is as good as a knife
Try To Read This
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
If you were crying, or at least near tears, put this poem in you profile, to show you care.
If you were crying, or at least near tears, put this poem in you profile, to show you care.
95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, DaaNi-Chan, KoRny666, proud-to-be-crazy-4-ever, Kiyoshi Michi
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..)
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.
If you think I rock, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!)
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world(s), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
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