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Joined 06-04-09, id: 1958454, Profile Updated: 07-13-12
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

My Motto: "No matter what anyone says, don't take anybody's fucking bullshit! Because, you're better than them, you're faster than them, and GODDAMMIT you're much better looking!" - Gerard Way

My Killjoy Name: Vintage Despair (I just found out people were coming up with these, so I was like SWEET! Brainstorm! That's the best that I could come up with, and I think it's pretty good if I do say so myself.)

A Few Things I Really Love...
shoes (high heels in particular: the higher, the better)
my favorite brownie recipe and devouring them
My Chemical Romance
psychology textbooks (it's okay to laugh, but they make me feel deep)
baking birthday cakes from scratch
the smell of cigarette smoke
gay pride (love is gender blind)
zombie movies
ice cream (it's a passion, really...)
my "adult" TV shows: House M.D. and Supernatural
my "childhood nostalgia" TV shows: Phineas and Ferb and Adventure Time
tattoos (especially on sexy men)
crossword puzzles (I only do the ones on the right side of the books; the ones on the left bother me)
the list goes on and on...

Concerts I've Been To/Am Going To
Three Days Grace w/ Breaking Benjamin and Flyleaf
The Academy Is w/ Good News First and Mechanical Kids
3Oh!3 w/ Southern Belle, HelloGoodbye and Down with Webster
My Chemical Romance w/ The Architects and Neon Trees (Best day of my life!)
Forever the Sickest Kids w/ Late Nite Reading, We are Forever, The Sweet Nothings, and Valencia
Blink 182 and My Chemical Romance
Panic! at the Disco w/ Mechanical Kids and Patrick Stump
Mindless Self Indulgence w/ Ventana and Hyro Da Hero
The Used w/ Dead Sara and Stars in Stereo

Me and My Friend's Stripper Names (According to This Thingy I Made)
Mine: Kitty Nightfire
Katie's: Sherry Berryrock
Brooke's: Bunny Heavenrock
Madison's: Lacey Slickfire
Mi'Shale's: Lacey Amberlips
Tia's: Victoria Berrycream
Kristen's: Sherry Leatherjugs

1. Put your ZUNE/iPod/MP3 Player/etc. on shuffle.
2. The songs will be the answers to the questions, "predicting your future".
4. Put any comments you have in parentheses behind the answers

1.What would your dream boyfriend be like?
I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing - Aerosmith (Well, I guess that's good.)
2.What did you wake up to this morning? Without You - David Guetta featuring Usher (In deep, black man voice: "My bed is empty without you, baby.")
3.Your teacher is... I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco (I have a feeling I should be concerned, but I'm strangely not...)
4.What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On a Bad Bet - Fall Out Boy (What kind of class am I in exactly?)
5.How would you describe your nextdoor neighbors? 5 Years Time - Noah and the Whale (I think some of my neighbors might actually be in prison, so I guess that works.)
6.What would your best friend say about you? Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic at the Disco (Man, do my friends know me or what!)
7.How do you feel right now? Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson (Actually, I am feeling a little tired at the moment.)
8.What's on your kitchen table right now? Walls - All Time Low (Oh shit! Did our house cave in again?)
9.What did you do after you woke up this morning? You and I - Lady Gaga (Well, well, well...sounds like you and I had a pretty good time this morning. Winkety wink.)
10.When you open your wardrobe, you see... Your Song - Elton John ( caught me. I took your song and hid in my wardrobe. Sowwy.)
11.What did you think of the last concert you went to? I Want to Tell You - The Beatles (Actually, I WOULD like to tell you about it!)
12.If you had to write a Fanfic right now, what would it be titled? Hurt No One - The Used (That's too bad. I was hoping for something kinkyer.)
13.What song would you sing at your school's talent show? Never Too Late - Three Days Grace (Yeah...when I develope the vocal tones of a thirty year old male with a grunge voice, I might consider it.)
14.What is your life's theme song? Blood - My Chemical Romance (You don't even know how perfect this is, you guys!)
15.How would you describe what you are doing at this moment? Courage - Superchick (Yeah, cause sitting at this computer is utilizing all of the courage I can muster.)
16.If you had to jump off a building, what would your last words be? Zombie - The Cranberries (Perhaps I'm wishing to come back as the undead?)
17.Your motto is... One Day I'll Fly Away - Nicole Kidman (Weeee!)
18.If you could buy anything in the world, what would you buy? The Good Life - Three Days Grace (That sounds pretty good to me.)
19.What did you dream about last night? Candyman - Siouxsie and the Banshees (Shudder...)
20.What would you say to a person that was being mean to you? Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (Yeah, that's right, bitch! Get down on the ground and nobody gets hurt!)

I need a life.


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Crowned and Dangerous reviews
Blair Hunter and the MCR boys are at it again! Helping Maggie w/ an article on the America's Junior Miss Pageant forces Blair to get a little...involved. Will she make it through? Maybe in the alternate universe where she can actually walk in high heels.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,844 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012
Just One of the Guys reviews
Blair Hunter is far from average. Everything from her funky hair to her well-worn Chucks screams ODD! But when a favor to a friend lands her in an all-boys boarding school, things get just plain weird. A few new friends might be able to help. Que MCR!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Winging It reviews
Max Ride has always managed to rope herself in with the wrong crowd of people. But one event could give her the chance to start over, and finally find her place in life. How will she learn to fit in? Winging it, of course. ALL HUMAN complete w/ bad puns!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,473 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Switched reviews
After a strange runin with a spiritual Japanese woman Max and Lissa switch bodies! Are these worst enemies really who they thought eachother to be or is there more to the picture? They must learn to work together to reverse the spell before time runs out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,567 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Max, Lissa - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
Max and Fang are 19 and in love. Happily living a life as normal kids with the rest of the flock, everything is perfect. At least until tragedy threatens to rip the flock apart. This might be the end of the infamous gang forever. Read to find out. Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,277 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Max - Complete
My First Day Off in 14 Years reviews
Max and the rest of the flock have a nice,uneventful day. Or, at least, as uneventful as a day can be for a bird kid. Join in on the adventure, the drama, the romance. And no, this is not a soap opera. It's Max Ride! Rated T for some language and kissing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,304 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Max - Complete