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Um so what to say. Well I am here because I first start watching True Blood. By the time season 1 ended I couldn't get enough. Then I started to read the books and instantly became addicted. But I really got into fanfiction when I spent the first half of '09 studying abroad without HBO on demand or my dvd player (or a TV, for that matter). And this seemed like a suitable alternative. I myself am not a writer and I am constantly amazed by the talent and effort put into the stories here. Thank you all so much, you made the cold winter nights in Austria fly by. Now I am back stateside and I am hopelessly addicted. I've taken a shining to the All Human stories. Don't get me wrong I love the vampire stories too. But my little brain gets confused with what I have read here and what CH herself has published. And now it has to contend with the plot changes on True Blood. I am seriously close to short circuiting!

Ok, so now that the 2nd season is over, I am wondering what will be in store for season 3. Season 2 had some fun times but it also had some things they really should have done without. I am not giving up yet, but I do wish they would cover some more of the more memorable moments from the books - you all know what I am talking about! :) And as much as I love Eric's new hair, he just seemed more badass with it longer, much more Sheriff of Area 5. It is almost like he is a completely different character from the 1st season. I am also not content with the lack of explanation for it not growing back. They could have come up with something! If they are going to rewrite traditional vampire folklore, simply because the wig wasn't cooperating, then I might as well head on over to the Twilight franchise. No disrespect to Twilight fans but I have always liked vampire folklore; vampires can't go out in the sunlight, they drink blood, they can't procreate and they most definitely do not sparkle. Perhaps one day I will read the books or see the movies, from what I have heard they sound enjoyable. I just don't consider them truly vampires. Perhaps they should have been explained as some sort of vampire offshoot/evolution. Now that I have pissed off a significant amount of people I will end my ramblings.

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The Ramblings of a Warped Mind by Risknight reviews
A collection of TBBT sci-fi. None of these stories are connected. They are all AU. It started with one little story, but my mind likes to wander.If you have any suggestions for more topics, PM me. :)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 94 - Words: 93,326 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Pon Farr Hypothesis by Zenkindoflove reviews
Shenny AU. Starting with the pilot. Sheldon thought a homo novus was immune to seduction and physical allure. But when a beautiful, mouthy neighbor elicits new sensations in him, Sheldon must discover a novel side of himself he never anticipated.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 120,658 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Alternate Universe Paradox by the-WYSIWYG-type reviews
Penny Cuoco is a lot of awful, terrible, completely true things. But she is not indecisive and more than anything, she wants Doctor Sheldon Lee Cooper, she just doesn't completely comprehend why yet...AU. Shenny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,857 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Penny Paradox by mariteri reviews
Penny has a dream and goes to the one man that has all the answers-Sheldon. AU. Shenny. Rated M because I'm covering my bases. I do not own TBBT or any of its characters, nor do I make any money from the posting of this work. Yeah, still bummed about that one.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Bundle of Joy by Risknight reviews
Positive. Of course it was positive. Negative means everything stays the same. Positive means Penny is in deep, deep trouble.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,570 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Damn You Joel Feinberg by Please submit your reviews
Penny's drug-addled candor knows no bounds. Sheldon-centric kinda lemon.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
Rewriting History by Risknight reviews
Someone (I cannot remember who) asked me once what I thought Penny would be like as a mom. As any mom can tell you, it completely changes your world around. So, welcome to a 'verse where Penny has a daughter, and Sheldon doesn't have a chance.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,168 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny, OC - Complete
Beginning by Risknight reviews
In a world were Penny and Sheldon grow up together, what will happen when emotions start to intrude on their friendship?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3405 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9374 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Plan of Attack by Risknight reviews
Sheldon discovers he has emotions. Can he repair the damage done when he gives in to them? My very first attempt at fanfiction.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Can't Win 'Em All by MixItUp reviews
A kiss leads to a whole lot of weirdness. Leonard witnesses some of the side effects. Sheldon/Penny. AU from The Adhesive Duck Deficiency. Fluff. Oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Sheldon C., Penny] Leonard H. - Complete
The Paradigm Alteration by crossoctopus reviews
In the days after "Saturnalia Miracle 2008," Penny and Sheldon's relationship begins to change. They go with it. Rated for coitus; rating applies starting in chapter 11.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,719 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Dead without a Work Permit by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie is tricked by Eric to go to his home country, Norway. Soon she is working for Eric and living in his house. A rewrite of the books into human characters, but still the same Eric and Sookie. AH. This story is now completed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,696 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Diary Trail by Jan of Arc reviews
When Pam Ravenscroft goes missing, her two best friends are worried for her safety. Upon finding Pam's diary, Sookie Stackhouse and Eric Northman are shocked to find Pam led a secret double life. All Human. *Warning - dark themes*
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,762 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Interview with a Sheriff by Southern Amateur reviews
Still human on vamp, but with some different ideals. I'm still playing around and hope it works out. OOC. Adult content, and language. Feedback is welcome.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,466 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
1,001 Louisiana Nights by Nyah reviews
Each dawn, he promises to kill her, and each night she tells a story to save her life. Eric/Sookie, The Dead Pan Contest
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The FStop by pixiegiggles reviews
Sookie is a barmaid and aspiring photographer. Her world changes when she runs into famous actor Eric Northman at the opening of her first gallery show. AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,237 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Before by Miss I Northman reviews
So what is Niall had raised Sookie? Not her parents or Adele? What if she hadn't been known as "Crazy Sookie" but been able to become something much more? This is just an idea I had..
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,347 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sookie - Complete
Finding the Proper Tenses by Lady Lioness reviews
Sheldon wakes up to a problem. SHELDON/PENNY
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
I Need Your Love Tonight by sawyersmine reviews
Sook is a Reporter for the New York Times. An article she wrote took down Eric Northman of Northman Enterprises and they both run into eachother at Studio 54, 1979. Sookie is working on a new story and Eric contemplates revenge. ESN/AH/AU.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,798 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Spider Monkey by DeanFTWinchester reviews
When Eric pays an intoxicated Sookie a late-night visit, hilarity ensues.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Time off for Good Behavior by AshleySue reviews
Sookie Stackhouse, a case worker at a halfway house, takes on the case of Eric Northman, a recently paroled man with a dark past. She takes it upon herself to help him heal his long neglected emotional wounds. AH, AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,748 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Twas the Week Before True Blood by VampLover1 reviews
As we anxiously await for the last show to air, take a light-hearted look back at Season 2's strange events, in verse. Come on... poetry can make you laugh sometimes! One-shot; spoilers for all episodes.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
E v E by FarDareisMai2 reviews
A Far-Thea production. Yes, this is a collaborative effort between myself and Gallathea. Eric the Vampire and Eric the Professor meet to discuss their stories. Hilarity ensues.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Eric
Rose Tint My World by arysani reviews
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock and roll. Just a short bit of funny with a tiny Philly one-two at the end that justifies the double-entendre of the title. Costumes, glitter, and feather boas are all here in spirit.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Waiting to be Dead and Gone by Konfetti reviews
The gang gathers at Fangtasia to await their future. Short n Silly. In response to Weekly Challenge #11
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bill, Eric - Complete
When Life Imitates Television by Terri Botta reviews
The winning story for EricsTXgal Support Sookie Auction. Thank you to EricsTXGal for her generous bid!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Reverse Pygmalion Paradox by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Penny wakes up after a lost night of drinking with a surprise visitor with her in her bed. What really happened? Only one person knows, and he's got an eye twitch. A Penny/Sheldon fanfic. Nothing graphic is planned, the rating is for my peace of mind.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,792 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete