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Joined 06-04-09, id: 1958540, Profile Updated: 08-20-12
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

I'm a lost cause, a passionate cutter, in love with danger and my ex. I'll do anything but nothing, an paradox, a contradicting image, a smart fool, a litote, I make no sense.

I am a ready to go Beta, so anyone who needs one can come to me.

All of my stories are updated during the week, at random times because the urge to write, for me, comes at random times.

The Singing Bird Blues is currently abandoned unless I get a co-author. Blame writer's block.


Here is my disclaimer, because I am too lazy to keep writing the same sentences in every chapter of every story:

I do not own the Twilight Saga, their characters, or even the word Twilight. Stephanie Meyers owns it all (except the word Twilight. Right? 0_0.) If I did, I would have Edward and Jacob tied to my bed right now. I can dream, dammit. Lol.


Please review people, reviews are like a drug to me. They're like my own personal brand of heroin.

I thank my betas, littlemissbella, and IAmCullenized, for editing all my stories, and for putting up with my occasional stubbornness and ranting.

PM me, or IM me at venominmyblood@gmail.com, if you want to talk, and I would like to co-author something one day.

I will be writing again soon guys, don't abandon me just yet!!! :))))

-Venomish Venom

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21255 - Favs: 11,723 - Follows: 7,446 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich reviews
Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,060 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Leah, Edward
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14503 - Favs: 11,760 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5642 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Love in the Time of Zombies by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
In a world rapidly being overrun by zombies, a group vastly different people converge while learning to live and love amongst the ruins of their old lives.AH Language,violence,gore,humor,lemons. Indie TwiFic Award Nominee! NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,799 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Mother's Instinct, Sisters' Love by CullenGirlMx reviews
Caring for a 5 year old girl, going to college and romance are not the best combination...Experiences help you grow as a person and there're some things you can change, but mother's love is unconditional regardless of who comes from.AH.Canon.M to be sure
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,109 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22904 - Favs: 14,157 - Follows: 10,630 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding Our Love by Friendly Neighborhood Vampire reviews
Bella is 17 years old and going to high school. Edward Mason is 20 years old and is the music teacher. It's love at first sight for them, instant. But what happens when the Cullens show up. Everybody loves a vampire! E/B Fluff/Lemon? Maybe...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,992 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4331 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Healing Broken Hearts by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
He was a vampire whose love was dead. I was a shifter whose love left her. We were both bearing broken hearts. Could we heal? LeahxMarcus Post BD. Rated T for sexual content and language. 12/16. Complete by Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,129 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Leah, Marcus
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4251 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6044 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
True Feelings by blueblackgreen reviews
I never would have thought I would feel this way about her in a million years. There's no turning back now...I'm in love. Jacob/Leah xsupernaturalx READ ENJOY REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Why Edward Hates Blondes by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
With Rensemee and Jacob's wedding coming up, Aro decides to send a Volturi guard to insure than Nessie learns how to be a real vampire. However, her arrival exposed secrets about Edward. Rated T: For Sexual Situations
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,138 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward
Things Unsaid by Summaiya Mahmood reviews
TEMARORY HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009
Waxing Gibbous by Lady Shadow reviews
Edward and Jacob are both left at loose ends in the aftermath of Bella's transformation. EdwardJacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,292 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Brotherly Love by ElizaJean87 reviews
The Elric Brothers have transferred to Ouran Academy! What type of mischeif will ensue between them and the Hitachiin twins? Definitely something lemon-scented! Warnings: Yaoi, lemon, smut, incest, and a foursome. Rated M for a reason.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward E., Kaoru H.
Hints by K cause J left me reviews
We ran and I ended up in a perfect home. Expect that someone hates me and the one im secretley in love with doesnt acknowledge my feelings. Bella lives with the Cullens; will a mishap mess up everything she worked for? Lemons, love, and laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Swallowed By The Sea by dixie-bella reviews
Set in the beggining of New Moon. What happens when something terrible happens to Bella. Something that not even Alice could predict? The Cullen’s life will change forever. But someone new is will help them go through it. Better inside:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009
There's a First Time for Everything by ElizaJean87 reviews
Everyone has a first time. Hikaru and Kaoru enjoy their first time together. A multi-chapter fic describing the twin's first experiences with all kinds of love. WARNINGS: Shouta meaning little boy!sex , Incest, Twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Infatuated by crazycookies97 reviews
Starts when Bella stares at James at the ballet studio. James doesn't want to kill her. Then what DOES he want? Bella will have to choose sending one man to agony. Will it be J/B or E/B? Read to find out! This is my second fanfic! Be nice puh-leez!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella
And then we met the new kids by littlemissbella reviews
Who are the new kids? They are all so beautiful, they give everyone the creeps but why are they here? This is my first major fan-fiction. It is a crossover between Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series and Louise Rennison's Georgia Nicolson series.
Crossover - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009
Not a Pet by wuogkat reviews
Bella ponders Laurent's description of her as Edward tries to talk their way out of trouble with the Volturi. Knowing that Edward would never change her on purpose, Bella takes her mortality into her own hands. Reader beware this is kind of a violent.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,856 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Beauty by wishimight reviews
Bella falls in love with the disfigured boy she grew up with. When he dies in the influenza epidemic, she flees, heartbroken. 5 years later she returns & meets an inhumanly beautiful yet strangely familiar bronze-haired man who seems to hate her. AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,106 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 8,978 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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When Angels Fall reviews
He knew what we were doing was wrong. But that didn't stop him from sneaking into my bedroom at night. The love we have for each other will destroy us in the end. And that day, two angels will fall. Incest. Bella/Edward. All human. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Playlist For the Reborn reviews
Edward has no parents, his family and friends don't understand him, and all he wants to do is be invisible. That all changes when he meets her, well actually she changes everything. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Beautiful Nightmare reviews
After what happened, I never spoke again. People thought I was mute, no longer communicating with the world. The world that scarred me, breeding the evil that made me unpure. But that didn't stop him from talking to me. He would talk, I would listen. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lion and The Lamb reviews
BxE. "I don't understand. You're not like this, I know you. I know you." I kept repeating my words, hoping that he will listen. "You don't know me, Bella. Not anymore." His eyes bore into mine. Where did that boy go, the one I used to know? Where?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love and Hate reviews
I just don't understand it sometimes. Until now, I wanted you dead. And now...I just want you. Edward/Jacob. Angst, Mpreg...if you don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Trick or Treat reviews
Bella is hairy, Jacob has a tail, Alice is feeling meowish, Edward is wearing a cape, Rosalie can fly, and so can Emmett, and Jasper happens to be wearing a mask. It must be Halloween. One-shot for the Halloween contest in The Two Sides Of Twilight forum!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks High School Host Club reviews
All I wanted was a place to study, peacefully and quietly. Instead, I meet 6 beautiful boys, who have created a club called, "The Host Club." What is the Host Club? I'm about to find out. BxE Ouran High School Host Club crossover
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shooting Star reviews
Things aren't always what they seem. I thought I was alone, and I wasn't. He was there the whole time, watching me. And one night, a shooting star shined it's light on him, and I saw him. Finally. HumanBella/VampEdward. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward