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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

I am on an indefinite hiatus. I lost my muse.

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10773 - Favs: 9,216 - Follows: 6,973 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,904 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lynne's AU Ending to The Marriage Stone by lynned0101 reviews
One fan's take on how Josephine Darcy's abandoned but wonderful story, The Marriage Stone, might have proceeded. A powerful Harry, a surprised Severus, all the others, and a really bad Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 496,201 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6824 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
To Save the Life of a Mudblood by Aleisha Potter reviews
When Hermione runs afoul of a spell in Malfoy Manor, Draco helps her in the only way he can: by taking her to bed. Now they must face their friends, their family and one pissed off wife. Plus some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,977 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9576 - Favs: 9,270 - Follows: 6,412 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7257 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 6,782 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5135 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wizarding Contract by bahlovkarizma reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort at the end of the 5th year. Returning for his 6th year he finds he is obligated through what is called a Wizarding contract to marry into the Malfoys and bear an heir for them. M/M SLASH Mpreg HP/DM REALLY AU No flames please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,813 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10385 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14888 - Favs: 7,830 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Lords of the Gangland by LeeCullen89 reviews
Edward Cullen is a hot, bad, gangsta fella who is a new kid in the Chicago underworld. But refusing to pay his respects to the big, ruling Godfather, his arrival is not welcomed. Bella is said Godfather's estranged daughter who becomes Edward's prisoner. COMPLETED STORY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,018 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daybreak by kay0913 reviews
Bella Swan thought everything that she has dealt with was real, that she lived in a town where the supernatural exists. One day she wakes up, only to find out that the reality she had belonged to was nothing more than one big elaborate dream.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 138,411 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Forever and Always by husmcn reviews
Bella Swan fell entirely in love with her best friend, dreaming of forever with him. But what happens when everything doesn't go as well as she had planned? What if he broke her heart before they ever had a chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 11/30/2009
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15126 - Favs: 8,860 - Follows: 9,183 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20358 - Favs: 13,622 - Follows: 5,577 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
All is fair in the game called Love by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Draco has find a way to switch Harry to Slytherin and tries to get Harry to love him too. But will he succeed or will Harry think that Draco's crush is just a lie? And how will they cope with the House's rivality and with Voldemort? Slash, please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,021 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20310 - Favs: 12,424 - Follows: 7,083 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Am I? by erinjeni reviews
Bella has a pretty normal life for an 18 year old. What happens when she wakes up at a hospital one day, at the age of 23, with no recollection of the last 5 years of her life? Yeah, what a mess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,516 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Kitten and Coyote by Niamh-Rain reviews
Sebastian knew that Kurt was dangerous. He saw it that day at the Lima Bean. He knew what Kurt could do, and Blaine's biggest mistake becomes Sebastian's life. AU First Time On, Sebastian/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,369 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14764 - Favs: 11,171 - Follows: 7,998 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
I'M WHAT? by LateforClass reviews
Jacob impregnates Edward and now they all have to deal with a hormonal Edward, an over protective pack and an angry Jacob, let's not forget the Cullens, nough said, R&R,SLASH, MPREG, Chapter 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Paper Moon by mskathy reviews
Follow Bella & Alice on their journey through complications and their pasts to build love together. Edward & Jasper face their own trials in dating&making it work. Slash, femme slash, lemons, adult, AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,140 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5563 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8187 - Favs: 8,410 - Follows: 8,537 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
When You Say Nothing At All by azzie adams reviews
Future!Edward/Harry. Rosalie finds a human baby in the ruins of an old house in England. She takes him and raises him as her own, but strange things happen as the baby grows. Lily and James live. Will they ever meet again? And will Harry want to leave?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,184 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Hardly Rational by xErised reviews
Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Starlit Skies by Liza Lew reviews
Six years after her exit from pureblood society, Hermione is a successful witch. Draco has finally grown into his own. Neither of them is prepared to be thrown back together. Sequel to The Moonlight Glares. Post DH. HG/DM, HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,771 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Brave New World by Cithara reviews
When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins. Marriage fic format but with a plot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9318 - Favs: 9,292 - Follows: 5,073 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
When Assward met Bella: A THO Prequel by JustForkIt reviews
Wanna know how they fell in love? A prequel to The Honeymoons Over. Chronicling Bella and Edward's courtship, when Bella meets Esme for the first time, and all the good stuff in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shades of Green by appletreesfall reviews
Bella Swan: 28, english teacher, can't wait to have kids. Edward Cullen: 29, piano teacher, hates kids. Bella has decided to take her life into her own hands but what happens when a one night stand with Edward results in a surprise pregnancy? M FOR LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,544 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Thank You, Elvis by Klytie reviews
When Alice and Jasper arrive at the Cullens back in the 50's, Jasper discovers something besides a new family. Edward x Jasper slash. AU. UPDATED 11-18-10
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,110 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Familial Obligations by Aleisha Potter reviews
Her soon to be brother-in-law came to her with an odd request. "Have my baby". Now she must make a choice and walk a dangerous path. More than just her relationship with Ron is at stake when playing this game. GE's Great Cliche Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W.
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chosen Chains by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After two years of exile, Harry is summoned back to Hogwarts to speak with Dumbledore's portrait. Draco is summoned back to speak with Snape's at the same time. What they find in each other will be even more challenging. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 115,583 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just Like Them by twoquestionmarks reviews
UNFINISHED: I've realised it's been 2 years since I updated and it's become painfully obvious that I'm just not going to be able to finish this story. I've tried to break out of the writer's block rut, but it hasn't worked. No time/motivation anymore. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE STORY UP AS IT IS, UNFINISHED, INDEFINITELY, SO I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON. I'M SORRY. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,182 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just This Once by SweetDulcinea reviews
FGB gift for ElleCC - First kiss, first...other things, and so many more experiences together. She believes he uses her friendship for comfort when it's convenient for him, but is that really the truth? Or do his moody reactions mean something more? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,989 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love, Free as Air by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,884 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always & Never by BOSTONGIRL1212 reviews
After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,599 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6616 - Favs: 5,851 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wicked Game by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret. Deep down inside she longs to submit to a dominant man. Remus Lupin has a similar secret, his passions pull him towards domination. When a new fetish club opens it looks like the answer to both their prayers. Sex BDSM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The Profesi Reprisal by jaci93 reviews
Post Hogwarts/War. AU/AR, OC, OOC. Sequel to Muggle Marriage Law 51599. Mysterious murders, stolen weapons, and a new family;can Draco and Hermione adjust to their first few months back together? Warning lemons here and there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,895 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wonderland You Say? by perfect deceiver reviews
Bella stumbled upon a dark mansion. Being lost and cold from the rain, she seeks shelter within only to find another world filled with amazing creatures and people. Is this real? And why the hell is that hatter keep winking at her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,217 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Not As Expected by worldsapart reviews
Hermione marries Harry to escape the Muggleborn registration law. Charlie is protecting Tonks and Remus by pretending to be the father of their unborn child. Things are far too complicated for a relationship but they're about to get even more so. No DH. My attempt at tackling some common cliches. Hermione/Charlie, Remus/Tonks, a bit of Ron/Luna and Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,912 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] Harry P., Remus L.
Unexpected by perfect deceiver reviews
Life was always a mundane challenge for Bella until one day everything changed. From just the simple arrival of a group of golden eyed students, to the heartless plan of her mother's, to a sudden attraction to a blonde boy. 2 parts only
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 6,476 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 6,194 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Because by TyrannyOfDucks reviews
When Remus loses control of himself one night, his life and that of Hermione Granger's is altered forever. What will happen when fate throws them together in an unthinkable predicament? Will they remain friends or will they become something more? HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Remus L., Hermione G.
A Time for Romance by AnneM.Oliver reviews
She didn't have time for his antics or lies. She didn't have time to bicker and fight. She didn't have time to stare into his silver eyes and dream of what might someday be. Really, she didn't have time for silly things like love & romance. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,475 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Charlie Swan has been successfully keeping a secret from his daughter, Bella, for years. When her mother remarries and Bella asks to live with him, Charlie is finally forced to face his fears and reveal the love he's hidden her entire life. SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 131,940 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Charlie S., Bella
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12600 - Favs: 7,308 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Brothers and Sisters by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Bella is a troubled girl.Edward is a troubled guy.They both have siblings who try to reach out to them.Will they be enough for each other?Will their siblings be enough to help them?OOC...AH...Canon pairings eventually.Give it a shot! Suck at Summaries!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,371 - Reviews: 3822 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Too Late by Rosaleen reviews
The Hogwarts Headmaster enlists a little help to give Severus and Harry something they've missed. A baby Severus and Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,213 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Albus D.
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10048 - Favs: 7,488 - Follows: 6,141 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Incubus Heredity by Tinkering reviews
Discontinued. Harry's got the dominant gene of a rare magical creature and the incident of an electric shock has awakened the gene.How will this change affect Harry's 7th year?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,029 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,033 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
New Moon Tavern by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Formerly What Happens in Vegas..Edward and Bella have one wild night together. But is Edward ready to give up his playing ways? What happens when he's cut off from his family and forced to work at the bar owned by Bella's family? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,109 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long, Tall, Texan by BamaBabe reviews
Bella is going to grad school in Texas and her friends decide to join her. Little do they know that she has an agenda of her own. AH, non-canon. BellaxJasper OOC M for future chapters & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,651 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11456 - Favs: 11,577 - Follows: 5,932 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4095 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
High School LoveHate Affair A JazzXAlice story by XXSkittlesXX reviews
Jasper and Alice hate each other but they are drawn to each other, disgusted by this they go out of their way to not acknowledge each other’s presences in public,when Alice starts dating James will Jasper finally realise his true feelings for her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Passion and Disaster by ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Anchorage is for Lovers by NCChris reviews
What if Bella didn't fall apart when Edward left her in New Moon? What if she grieved and moved on with her human life? Five years later, she runs into one of the vampires from her past. Will one of the Cullens become more than a friend? AU. Emmett/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,633 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Point of Light by frol reviews
Edward is bemoaning Jasper's absence on his birthday. A laser pointer makes a dark lecture hall a learning experience. Originally written for Ninapolitan's birthday. To be continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
My Little Black Ache by istandcorrected reviews
AU AH OOC Canon pairings. After surviving an eighteen month prior suicide attempt, Bella has a new outlook on life and begins to take hold of the power of her personal choices to shape who she is becoming. In the midst of this, Bella and Edward collide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,572 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5966 - Favs: 10,067 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Charmed Life by stilljustceci reviews
The first time I met Mary Louise Brandon, sitting framed by green in that window at Meadowview, I knew somehow that she would change my life. JPOV for ItDoALS. Jasper x Alice, AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jasper
Evading The Orbit by TrampyVampies reviews
Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
A Tale of Two Families by SpinnetTops reviews
The Cullens and Hales are high school enemies and each have their own set of followers. When Bella arrives at Forks, she must decide where she fits in. Will Edward win her over, or will Jasper put up a fight? NOT Edward/Jasper slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,096 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Snapshots by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Snapshots of Edward and Jasper's lives together, from the day they met to disastorous dates to cuddles. Slash. Lemons. Tattoos. Prequel to Ink Me, Baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 152 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to Date George Weasley by worldsapart reviews
Alicia must find George a wife or risk losing everything. He intends to plague the Ministry by taking free dates he never means to consider. Some bad dates have them wondering if someone wants George dead, and if the real match was there all along. No DH. George/Alicia. Companion piece to Not As Expected, but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - [George W., Alicia S.] Fred W.
Unlikely Beginnings by ChristineP reviews
A spur of the moment liaison leaves both parties with more than they bargained for, while hairy armpits, dirty secrets and the blatantly obvious help to blossom humble beginnings into a relationship to remember. DMHP, RWHG Mpreg, Slash, Noncon/Rape, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 255,450 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Good Looking Loony Toons Vampire Guy reviews
Sequel to The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy, winner of the TwiFic Best Crackfic WIP. The sequel will focus on E&B's relationship, as well as continue with A&J's story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,722 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eddie's Little Secret reviews
What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy reviews
Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh! But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice? Best Crackfic WIP Twific Indie Award Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,798 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Edward's Treament Vampward's POV reviews
By popular request, the "treatment" Alice receives in the Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy told from Edward's POV. Someone gets licked, someone gets angry, and there are some lemons involving more than two people at the end--what's not to love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naked Ben reviews
Latest one-shot from the Others' Series. Follow up to "Naked Angela" Perfect fluffy reading for anyone in the mood for lemons. ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Benjamin
Naked Angela reviews
Where did Angela poof off to in Chapter 11 of the Good Looking Loony Tunes Stalker Guy? Who's her mate? And, wait, she gets naked? Definitely for a mature audience. ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Angela
The Meat Market A OneShot reviews
Find out a little more about the Others' "meat market" that Emmett and Rosalie run. From the Others Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
When Edward Met Jada:One Shot Not a Love Story reviews
This story is based on the "The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy" universe and explains how Alice's resident adviser was distracted the night that Jasper came to her "rescue". Part of THE OTHERS series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper
When Jasper Met Alice: A OneShot reviews
Until I met Alice Brandon I could not see color, except for the red tint that would flash across my vision when I was truly infuriated or when I… killed. Part of Others Series can be read on its own
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper
So Says Queen Alice: A One Shot reviews
What happens when Queen Alice rules? Part of the OTHERS series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete