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Joined 06-04-09, id: 1958680, Profile Updated: 01-01-14
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Elder Scroll series, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Zombie Survival Guide, Shiki, and Dark is Rising Sequence.

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25/11/2013 (25th of November): Well, I've finished compulsory schooling, and I'm planning on taking a break from it for a while. In other words, I'm going to do my best to catch up on my writing properly. I hope people look forward to seeing some new stuff from me :3

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I have a FictionPress account - http://www.fictionpress.com/u/717750/

I also have a blog for reviewing things, if you wouldn't mind checking it out - http://macabremacbear.wordpress.com/

I do take beta reading requests if you're interested. Just check out my beta reading profile and see if I'm suitable for you!

Stories:

On This Site

IN PROGRESS
-Dragon Tamer (Blue Exorcist. IN PROGRESS)
-The Artist and the Blind Girl (Dark is Rising Sequence. IN PROGRESS)

COMPLETED
-When You Meet Someone (Naruto. FINISHED)
-Winter (Naruto. FINISHED)
-After a Year (Oblivion. FINISHED)
-Zombie Entries (Zombie Survival Guide. FINISHED)
-Epitaph (Shiki FINISHED)

Story Summaries (On This Site)

IN PROGRESS
Dragon Tamer (Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師(エクソシスト))
Mon, a Chinese student recently transferred to True Cross Academy; Bon, a hot-headed genius of a student whose silently implied job is to stop Mon from getting too far lost in translation; Furfur, a demon with a score to settle with a certain remote village. Put them together, what do you get? This story.

The Artist and the Blind Girl (The Dark Is Rising Sequence)
"Tell me, what does a blind man dream about?" Even when someone is blind, they still hold the ability to dream, though what is it that they dream about? When Barnabas Drew meets a blind girl who asks him this very question, he struggles to find the answer.

COMPLETED
Zombie Entries (Zombie Survival guide)

The end comes for some, but not for others. Too bad to the ones that die, good luck to the one's that last longer, right?

Epitaph (Shiki/屍鬼)
He placed flowers in front of his best friend's window, he cried for the people he killed, and he cried for himself. But he was a monster, wasn't he?

When You Meet Someone (Naruto/ナルト)
When you meet someone who makes you feel alive again, you never want to let them go. Even when you know you will have to eventually. As it was written from the heart, so it was true.

Winter (Naruto/ナルト)
“Everyone has a reason for doing what they do, even if sometimes it’s not the right reason.” She muttered as she headed back inside her house. When he leaves, she never forgets. When he leaves, she wonders if he ever forgot.

After a Year (Elder Scrolls series (Oblivion))
It's all over. It's been over for a year now.

NOTE: Information on this page is likely to change slightly every now and then, so it would be good if you're planing on reading my stories and what-not to keep track of this page.

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Those Accused by Silent Stalemate reviews
They were mercilessly accused of something they didn't do. Itachi accepted his punishment while Shiori was sentenced life in prison. Once she escapes to kill Itachi, she's helplessly drawn into the Akatsuki's void of false promises and hopes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U.
Drunken Decisions by Mistress Of The Macabre reviews
...In which Deidara mistakes hate for lust, and Pein is not pleased with the results. Deidara/OC. Pure crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Nightlain reviews
Vicente Valtieri has gotten wind of the Purification. He knows he's going to die - and he knows just whose hand he'll die to.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Vicente V. - Complete
Watch by forestofmyown reviews
Haskill has served his master for centuries and found him little more than a pest. Haskill has met Sheogorath's champion mere weeks ago and barely knows her. Yet the ache that pulses dully in his chest is for them both, but only one can exist. Melina will become Sheogorath, and he can only watch. HaskillxFemChampion. Oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Haskill, Sheogorath - Complete
Whiskered by Quillweave reviews
The purification, from the point of view of one forgotten pair of beady eyes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by Laluzi reviews
When Edward Cullen suddenly appears in Skingrad, the local vampires are not dazzled. At all.
Crossover - Twilight & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Vicente V. - Complete
A Charter of Cities In Cyrodiil by sansaserif reviews
This was written as an additional in-game book to replace all copies of Alessia Ottus' guide books. It is a compact but amusing summary of Cyrodiil edged with sarcasm. BRIEF character mentions.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
God's Will by StarnightX reviews
A religious timid girl, who does her best not to show her fear, and a loud potty mouth devoted male Jashinist. These two probably never should have met...or perhaps it was God's will? HidanxOC. Slight ItachixOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Numb by Fireflylitsky reviews
Izumi hasn't spoken in years. Outcast by her foster family, she runs away in search of her real home only to be captured by Akatsuki. She has no choice but to stay with them, her secret is more valuable to Akatsuki than she knows. Language/adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,301 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Loyalty is Overrated, and so is Roy by forestofmyown reviews
Allegra may be Roy's girlfriend, but she sees way more of Jean Havoc than than the Colonel. Is this friendship turning into an affair? OC X Havoc, inferred after the manga, Havoc in wheelchair.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Jean H. - Complete
Promise Kept by The Uchiha Writer reviews
Naruto dies on a fateful mission before he fulfills his dream of becoming Hokage. Before he dies...he asks a favor..."Will you watch the village for me?" I hope you enjoy it. Sad with a little Fluff. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because My Name Is Envy by colordrifter reviews
The one thing Envy hates and wants to be most in the world. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Envy - Complete
Anthills by altol reviews
Envy likes to watch.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Envy - Complete
A Will Without a Way by Fractaledsymmetry reviews
Crowley's effort to be redeemed. One-shot.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Portrait From the Attic by Nightbloom reviews
Naruto finds an old portrait in the attic. It seems to hold secrets he wants to solve while struggling to keep his relationship with Sasuke alive. But things begin to happen that make him question his sanity. Sasunaru ?naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,837 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Harshness of Life and Birthdays by BlueJey reviews
Life could be so nice in Konoha - if Sasuke hadn't forgotten /ignored a certain person's birthday. Of course, it wasn't his fault and of course, Naruto's reaction was just way over the top. Right? Oneshot; NaruSasu or SasuNaru - decide for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
One Hour by sukijanai reviews
Sasuke wasn't the type to die easily. He is stubborn, uncaring, and easily pissed off type. But what happens if... he only had one hour left to live? Would this cold hearted prince be able to change enough to tell her how he feels to her, his one love...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Now that its over by SasuNaruIsLife reviews
Sasuke is dying, but he wants to tell Naruto something before he's gone. Rated for character death. Not shonen-ai/Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Hell of a wedding by ylc reviews
When Crowley came back from an assignment, he found a very nasty surprise waiting for him... A*C, of course!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Twofish by Grindylowe reviews
A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Sparrows by SilverInkblot reviews
Death has watched and learned, but never understood. Pre - Reaper Man. Oneshot
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Death - Complete
Atigercamel on the Half Shell by ATIGERCAMEL INC reviews
Once again in Aziraphale's rare book shop, Crowley and Azirphale discuss clams on the half shell, atigercamels, and tartan suitcases.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
After the End by Secrets-in-Desguise reviews
After the battle at the Valley of the End, Sasuke stares down at his friend. Since he's leaving, maybe just this once he could give in to these feelings... SasuNaru, fo sho. OneShot Read and Review, please and thank you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Barghest: The Three Heads of Cerebus by Secret Weapon reviews
Adam's going to University so Aziraphale and Crowley agree to Dog-sit. You try to do a friend a favour, and the next thing you know it's another one of *those* weeks where the world could end. Featuring Death, ducks and UST with disastrous consequences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Epic Oblivion Alternate Ending by Tatooine92 reviews
Ever notice how main characters typically recover from a mortal wound or death within five minutes? "I got better!" they say. Except... in Oblivion. That is... UNTIL NOW. Note: It's parody, all right? So laugh. Here, have a sense of humor.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Martin S. - Complete
Glitches in Oblivion by Tatooine92 reviews
We should be grateful that real life doesn't function the way it does in the game... or should we? Martin and the Heroine of Kvatch learn this the hard way.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Martin S. - Complete
Of Promises And Warmth by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Promisse me, angel. When the time comess, kill me./I promise.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Sides of the Coin by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
How tempting that part of you that you are not supposed to want actually is.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Crowley's Worst Nightmare by slightlytookish reviews
Things are looking pretty strange from Crowley’s point of view...
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
The Other Choice by Shanaqui reviews
Will hadn't been to Wales since Bran's death, but he found himself drawn back. WillxBran. Sort of.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Should and Shouldn't by Shanaqui reviews
Bran had to spend Christmas with the Stantons that year. WillxBran.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
14th Birthday by Martianlightsaber reviews
Book!Will wakes up on his 14th birthday to find himself in the universe of movie!Will, and much confusion ensues... warning: spoilers for the movie and moviebashing
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Movie Night by celticfox reviews
Will and Bran watch 'The Seeker'.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Goodbye, My Old Friend by Kirmon64 reviews
One member of the Dark Brotherhood recalls her past as her life ends. [DB questline spoilers, no real OCs.]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Vicente V. - Complete
the Apple Barrel by sneezingapple reviews
What Jim REALLY heard in the apple barrel. Basically, just a load of innuendos.
Treasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
When Old Ones Get Drunk by Zedd reviews
The title is very self explanitory. Old Ones+alchohal=insanity and danger. Warning: This fanfiction contains high levels of insanity. Read at your own risk.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2001 - Published: 4/1/2001
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Dragon Tamer reviews
Mon, a Chinese student recently transferred to True Cross; Bon, a hot-headed genius of a student whose silently implied job is to stop Mon from getting too far lost in translation; Furfur, a demon. Put them together, what do you get? This story. Bon/OC
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Ryūji S.
The Artist and the Blind Girl reviews
"Tell me, what does a blind man dream about?" Even when someone is blind, they still hold the ability to dream, though what is it that they dream about? When Barnabas Drew meets a blind girl who asks him this very question, he struggles to find the answer.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Barney/Barnabas D.
Epitaph reviews
He placed flowers in front of his best friend's window, he cried for the people he killed, and he cried for himself. But he was a monster, wasn't he?
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Natsuno Y., Tohru M. - Complete
Zombie Entries reviews
The end comes for some, but not for others. Too bad to the ones that die, good luck to the one's that last longer, right? Rated M for much swearing and mentions of gore...I think.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
After a Year reviews
It's all over. It's been over for a year now.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Winter reviews
"Everyone has a reason for doing what they do, even if sometimes it's not the right reason." She muttered as she headed back inside her house… When he leaves, she never forgets. When he leaves, she wonders if he ever forgot. Sasuke/OC Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
When You Meet Someone reviews
When you meet someone who makes you feel alive again, you never want to let them go. Even when you know you will have to eventually… As it was written from the heart, so it was true. Itachi/OC Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
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