Ryuden Tamarashi
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Joined 06-05-09, id: 1958920, Profile Updated: 03-20-11
Author has written 7 stories for Spyro the Dragon, Naruto, and Prototype.

I've already had a bit of confusion so I'm just gonna clear this up. these stories are all mine, and i have previously posted some at Yiffstar.com under the name Dracilius.

Happy Reading!

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Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: log worshiper (soon to be log priest)

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

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hey all, guess what, im finally gonna give some info about me, rejoyce!

Things i like:

Naruto

The Log

Spyro

Full Metal Alchemist

dragons

lightning

storms

darkness

shadows

rpg's

Drawing

rock, metal, screamo (e.t.c)

Hon

Things i hate

Sakura & Sasuke >.>

tomato

twilight

justin beaver, er, bieber

pushy religious types

hypocrites

spending time with my parents

Some of my favorite quotes:

"A plea of Innocence is guilty of wasting my time"


"Is God willing to prevent evil but not able?

Then he is not Omnipotent

Is he able but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he able and willing?

Then from whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him god?"


The definition of Philosophy, is to have questions without answers.

The definition of religion, is to have answers without question.


War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3952 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Do You Fear The Darkness by Burning Blood reviews
With the slip of a tongue and the loss of a friend Naruto's life takes and unexpected turn as he grows to be the best. NaruxHanaxTsume
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,644 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U.
A Different Path by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,201 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7035 - Favs: 5,373 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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ultimate Prototype reviews
what happens when naruto becomes the prototype? this is a look into what could be, and how events play out... a much darker side to naruto, not completly insane, just mostly... will become M later on
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U.
The Missing Hokage: Path to greatness reviews
PH's CHALLENGE!: when an injured Naruto brings back Sasuke, the council pounce on the opportunity to be rid of him. but when their plans are changed what will they do? and who's this genin that seems to know everything about Naruto? read to find out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Spyro and Cynder: songifc reviews
just a little song-fic i did up. hope every enjoys! SONGS: in order LIVE FREE OR LET ME DIE, COMATOSE Artist: SKILLET
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
sadness reviews
just a short one-shot that i did a while ago, Review please! if you don't, my next won't have nearly as happy an ending
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Spyro Hit the Floor reviews
a songfic i wrote. Spyro gets used by Ember to get what sshe wants, then rejects him. Spyro doesn't like that at all. SONG: hit the floor ARTIST:Bullet for my valentine
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Spyro - Complete
The best of friends reviews
see what happens when a lonely and hated orphan-purple dragon gets his first chance at friendship
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
the legends of dragons reviews
here's the first story series i ever wrote. hope you all enjoy this story of love, loss, dragons and what happens when you piss them of or hurt their loved ones NOT a good idea
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete