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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19579 - Favs: 6,478 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dangling by IcelandGirl812 reviews
"I thought he would kiss me, braced myself for it. But he only laid his palm against my chest, long fingers reaching up to my naked collarbone. Then he turned and walked away." Christmas prez for my wifey, MentalistECBM. M rating for Many good reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Ace of Spades by m81170 reviews
It started out as game, but she was my match in every way. Love crept up on lust and knocked me off my throne. Unfortunately, the stakes of my game were too high and the cost was almost more than I could bear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Today Was Your Last Day by Galadriell reviews
A Killing Curse. Six months. Draco. Harry. Throw caution to the wind. Need more? Peek inside! Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Peaches by hyacinthgirl18 reviews
Though they'd been lab partners all year, Bella & Edward had yet to study the chemical connection between themselves. A brief but intense encounter changes everything before they separate, though. Plot Bunny Contest Entry. M for fruity situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,625 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Favor Fire by stella luna sky reviews
"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Reverie by FireSign reviews
"And if I wrote you, you would know me. And you would not write me again." Peeta paints and reflects during a blizzard. One-shot
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frabjous Day by Sare Liz reviews
What if Alice had stayed? Alice/Hatter, Movieverse
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
The Significance of Draco Malfoy by Sara's Girl reviews
Feeling like an unimportant outsider... it’s not unexpected but it still hurts. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Polishing the Broom by rospberry reviews
Potions class, Harry and Draco, smut and silliness. Harry/Draco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 8,188 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
See those boys? I bet they're in love by Ainsi C'est Amour reviews
A cute story about how it's okay to be different, and someone's going to love you no matter what. Don't be afraid to fall, someone'll catch you in the end. HD slash but very adorably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
how to succeed in adulthood, while kind of trying reviews
it's not easy being an adult, and it's definitely not easy dealing with slytherins in muggle clothing and children with wands. but harry's handling. kind of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete