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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hello my adoring fans,
I'm Jez, and I'd like to tell you about myself.
Name: J.J. LaRoux (Jezebel Jessica LaRoux)
Age: Not sure if I want to share that info...
Height: I'm very short. 5'3" I think...
Eyes: I have green eyes that actually change colours sometime
Hobbies: Reading, writing, singing, random doodling, sports, annoy my little brother, Facebook and go on FanFiction
I adore ALL books but here are a few of my FAV series/books:
House of Night Series (By: P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast)
The Twilight Saga (By: Stephanie Meyer)
Night World Series (By: L. J. Smith)
The Vampire Diaries (By: L. J. Smith)
The Mortal Instruments (Cassandra Clare)
Darkest Powers Trilogy (By: Kelley Armstrong)
The Immortals (By: Alyson Noël)
Vampire Academy (By: Richelle Mead)
The Mediator Series (Meg Cabot)
(Okay so most of my favs are supernatural, mostly werewolves and vampires, but that's just my reading genre)
I'm a HUGE Twilight fan! And those are mostly what my stories are going to be about, although you'll probably see me writing about the House of the Night series, the Wicked series or the Charlie Bone series, you never know!
I'm a really good story-writer and when you read my stories I hope you all like them! And give me lots of reviews so I can know how to make my stories better!
I now have a FictionPress account set up, I haven't started writing yet but soon I will and I hope you love my original stories as much as you like my FanFiction stories: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/805711/J_J_LaRoux
The Dance: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75837455038/the-dance-kims-outfit-on-the-left-sophies
The Date: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75837785465/the-date-sophies-dress-and-cardigan-pauls
Girl's night Out: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75839088497/girls-night-out-top-left-sophies-outfit-top
Emily and Sam's Wedding: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75839833800/emily-and-sams-wedding-emilys-wedding-dress
Leah and Castor's Wedding: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75841557987/leah-and-castors-wedding-castors-tux-leahs
Debbie and Jason's Wedding: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75842516652/debbie-and-jasons-wedding-debbies-dress
Sophie, Sky, Debbie & Jason: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75846723677/jason-cuneo-top-left-debbie-call-cuneo-top
Paul, Piper, Jared & Kim: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75853262827/paul-walker-top-left-piper-walker-top-right
Sam, Emily, Castor & Leah: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75853693637/sam-uley-top-left-emily-young-top-right-castor
Embry, Audrey & Diane: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75854114111/embry-call-top-diane-call-bottom-left-audrey
Jacob, Arabella, Seth & Ericka: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75854437880/jacob-black-top-left-arabella-swan-top-right
Quil, Claire, Jenné & Josie: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75854992952/quil-ateara-top-left-claire-young-top-right
Brady, Stevie, Adella & Collin: http://michelle-laroux.tumblr.com/post/75855456770/brady-carson-top-left-stevie-santos-top-right
What best describes you in your birth month?
You Know You’re Canadian When...
You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
You drink pop, not soda.
You know what it means to be on pogey.
You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"
You can drink legally while still a teen.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has!
You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
You have Canadian Tire
You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap."
You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
You participated in "Participaction."
You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me."
You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive
You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
You know what a toque is.
You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
You know Toronto is not a province.
You never miss "Coaches Corner."
Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.
If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Twilight-Lover908, MyImmortal01, i.wanna.be.like.Rosalie1264,Tabbie13, Michelle7
I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
All those of you who turn your back on God or Jesus, don't! But even if you still do, remember, God still loves you! He sees your sins the same as a murderer! He forgives you, because that's the kind of guy he is! Just because you turn your back on God, or don't believe in him, he won't hold it against you!
So read these messages I got from someone else and trust in God, like me!
96 of teens wont stand up for God...copy and paste if ur one of the 4 who will.
God does so much for us yet many find it hard to post a simple message lifting his name. I LOVE GOD
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile
Even when you cant see him God is there. if you belive in God put this in your profile98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile.
If you agree to any of these, please add them to your profile.
97 of you wont repost this:
If you believe in GOD the FATHER, GOD the SON and GOD the HOLY GHOST, put this in your profile!
So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE
† Christianity is NOT Just A Religion †
Story one.Across the Seas:
He didn't just pick up strangers,but he figured why not?So he picked the guy up
and the guy said "Do you believe in god?" the guy driving answered yes
The stranger once again spoke saying "Are you saved?"
The driver said "No,Not yet.But I will Probably get saved awhile down the road".
The stranger said "yOU NEED TO GET SAVED YOUR TIME IS COMING.
by now the driver thought he picked up some wacky preacher.
"I will probably get saved later down the road,my whole family is religious."
The stranger spoke for the last time saying "No you need to get saved soon.You time is coming and in order to save your family you must be saved."
The driver turned to his left,when he looked back at the starnger,he wasn't there.The door was still locked
the windows still up,but the stranger was gone.
That sunday the guy got saved.
A week later his wife and kids got into a car accident.The doctor called him saying that his family would die.
The guy called his preacher asking him to get a prayer group and pray for his family.
The preacher did as asked and prayed around the clock.
Not even 23 hours later the guys whole family was walking out.
California story 1:
when he saw this guy he thought was a hippy he picked him up.
Now the stranger was wearing a robe,sandals,had blonde hair and a beard and mustache.
The driver had been sick for awhile when he went to the doctor he found out he had something seriously wrong with him.
"Do you believe in Jesus?"the stranger asked.
"Yes,with all my heart."The driver replied simply.
"Then why don't you think he could heal you?"once again the stranger spoke.
"I do,I just think he is to busy right now to think about me."
The stranger reached over putting his hand on the guys shoulder.The guy felt something strong go through him
Whe he looked at the strangers hand there was a whole there.
"Remember I am never far away."The stranger spoke for the last time
Clifornia story 2:
Another guy was traveling down the same road as the guy before him.
HE to stopped to pick up a stranger.
Now there was nothing that put this stranger out making him look dangerous.
But this man was hacked to peices.
They found the pieces of his body on the side of the road next day.
Do you believe these stories are true?
No:Get over it because they are!
Now how do you know if you should pick a stranger up?All three men went on impulse.2 of the men are still alive the
last was murdered.
I am not saying that everyone on the side of the road is dangerous but I am saying be very careful.The
best bet would be dont act on impulse.
dont pick strangers up.If you know them thats different if not and you still pick them up pray to god they are the
good and not the evil.Post this on your page if you believe this is all true.
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
7. Brad Pitt
10. Barack Obama
Ok people stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.
I promise to remember Bella
I promise to obey traffic laws
I promise to remember Carlisle
I promise to to remember Rose
I promise to remember Nessie
I promise to remember Jasper
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SHY, so I MUST have no friends.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be EMO.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I like wolfs so I MUST BE A WEREWOLF
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm (naturally) BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I have my OWN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I go on CHAT SITES, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person, so I MUST be a loser
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm (likely to be classified as) a GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a SINGER, so I MUST think im better then everyone else.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BIG BUTT, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and only date other punks.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a LITTLE OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the boarder.
I GOT A CAR FOR MT BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have an ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSROAD DRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I draw AMINE, so I MUST beva freak.
I'm a FAN GIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts(It's actually called a kilt).
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLE, so I MUST be on WELFARE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality& want to castrate every guy on earth.
I wear a BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a prep.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrafice babies.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every girl I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG and MISGUIDING.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a satanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES,ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be MEAN.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST SPEAK SPANISH.
I go to RENAISSANCES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser and not be up with times.
I'm GAY, so I'm after every straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW, so I MUST be a LESBIAN.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm RELATED TO FORMER GANG MEMBERS, so I MUST be in one.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be one too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I am a PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST check everything 10 times and burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST have problems.
I am VERY SOCIAL, I MUST have no life.
I've been CHEATED ON, so I MUST be no good.
I've been with an OLDER GUY, so I MUST be a slut.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will help me find your way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
total so far= 14
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
total so far= 20
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
( ) You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 24
(x) You have eaten a bug.
( ) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
total so far= 27
(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total all together= 32
Ok, so I just burned myself, I am a COMPLETE idiot! Yes, what I’ve marked off is all true, that has all happened to me at least ONCE in my life!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. B.B.
Alright, answer time!
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
I give my love to all my fans!
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