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Joined 06-06-09, id: 1960112, Profile Updated: 08-07-11
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, and Superman.

I have a lot of obsessions, I know I'm a freak and I know my writing sucks. No need for you to tell me.

People whining about homophobic lil' things will get a lovely pic of hard-core gay porn sent to them, just to, you know, lighten up the mood.

People whining about my writing being bad will get a daily dosis of it sent to them, just to, you know, fuck 'm up a bit.

I'm an overall very nice person, but I'm insane (legally, tee-hee) and WILL bite before barking.

NEW; I now have an account on fictionpress, where I will post some stories that arent fanfiction. youd all do me a REAL favour if you could go check it out. http://www.fictionpress.com/u/749174/

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Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke reviews
An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,423 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Little Things of Venom by 1BadJoke reviews
Summary: Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake , Harry Potter style. After years of growing accustomed to the peaceful life of house arrest with his wife and son, Draco Malfoy wakes up one morning to a world changed, Wizarding and Muggle alike.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,399 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Indigo Moon by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
-Sequel to Magenta Stripes- There is only so much a demon lord can take before he has to take matters into his own hands. Inu/Sess YAOI. (UPDATED)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,681 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
An Offer He Couldn't Refuse by Kayliana reviews
Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,257 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
Roommate, My Roommate by Valtiatar reviews
Sesshomaru and Naraku are roommates. The combination might not be the best one in such a small space. Series of oneshots starting from here. Not yaoi, just pure randomness.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,995 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sesshomaru, Naraku - Complete
Father and Son by anakinlove reviews
Well, I decided that I wanted to write a whole bunch of cute little one shots about Damian and his father so I did. Then, I decided to share!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Damian W./Robin
How to Seduce Draco Malfoy by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Because it was all Narcissa's fault, really. Harry/Draco AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,826 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trying Too Hard by wbss21 reviews
When a new crime organization starts making moves in Gotham's underground, Batman is going to need all the help he can get. And he ends up finding it in the most unlikely of allies.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,124 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Limits by wbss21 reviews
The Joker's always been known for his fearlessness, his unyielding, apathetic nature. But what happens when an obsessed doctor decides to test the limits of that fearlessness? Will the Joker's greatest strength become his greatest weakness?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,935 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
How Draco Malfoy Defeated Harry Potter by Demitria Miriam reviews
Sometimes the simplest requests can stupefy us all. One-Shot. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sort of by EdgeDraco reviews
He was fully aware that most kids didn't get spanked by their sort of father's butler. Now a series.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing
Wanting Him by Jay-Belle93 reviews
Harry Potter wants Severus Snape, but doesn't think he could ever get him. Will one night with the Potion Master make Harry think otherwise? SLASH! SSHP - HPSS - Snarry! Multi-chaptered. ON PERMANANT HIATUS, NEEDS ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,435 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Perception Twin by Lady Vignette reviews
The Joker dwells upon his relationship with Batman. Batman/Joker, established slash. Rated T for non-graphic allusions to sex. *Title based on the song by The Butterfly Effect*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
See Red by 1BadJoke reviews
Bruce really should have seen it coming. A/N: Please observe the warnings!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Outside of Time by Lady Vignette reviews
Their torrid little affair has bee going on for awhile now, but The Joker has taken things too far this time. Established Batman/Joker slash, set during The Dark Knight. PWmuchP.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
A Regular Conversation by yuki kahara reviews
A regular conversation amongst our favorite dog brothers in a not so regular situation. complete fluffy crack, but read it anyway. rated solely for InuYasha's mouth.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
A Summer's Night by frodolove12 reviews
Walking home a drunk Harry Potter, giggling out his secrets, was not how Severus wanted to spend his evening.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Amphitrite II reviews
Clark reinterprets "The Art of War" to fight for Bruce's heart. :::Batman/Superman slash:::
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
It Ends With a Smile by 1BadJoke reviews
Joker witnesses something that simply isn't right.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Crazy Situation by Nine Tails Beyond reviews
Random fic about JxB This mostly portrays joker talking/thinking to Batman after capturing him. Explaining some strange feelings he has. T for swearing and stuff :P
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Domesticated by 1BadJoke reviews
Established Relationship. The little things you do for that special someone.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Lost and Found Again by Pineapple55 reviews
It seems everyone in Sesshomaru's life is cold. By chance he meets a mysterious figure with a questionable past who shows him the simple joy of having a friend. If only that happiness would stay. NarSess
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,886 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sesshomaru, Naraku
Disease by Lady Vignette reviews
Bruce has fallen ill, and Joker is determined to give him a speedy recovery. Written for the Secret Santa event on batmanjoker. My prompt was: "Joker taking care of a sick and/or injured Bruce." Enjoy! B/J slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fall by Lady Vignette reviews
There's a very fine line that seperates Batman and the Joker. One-shot, written in the Joker's POV.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Withdrawal by 1BadJoke reviews
A sequel to "Full Exposure." AU: Life for Bruce goes on after that strange encounter with the clown. The killing had to stop, but everything else, it seems, suffers, including his relationship with Alfred.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Mourning by 1BadJoke reviews
The Joker was many things, but suicidal was not one of them.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Parched by x-blindingdarkness reviews
Batman and the Joker share a drink. Written for LJ's fanfic100 challenge on prompt #51 - water. Pairing chosen by Skye, whom I love dearly. Rating for language and sexual themes. one-shot. R&R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Shadow Self by Madman007 reviews
A sequel to Drawing Of The Masks. Bruce Wayne is called back to Arkham for an official inquiry of his visit to the Joker. A young psychotherapist, however, is giving Bruce some questions that are unofficial.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Dr Crane and Mr Joker by WitchyWanda reviews
The good doctor loved finding out everyone's worst fear. The Joker would NOT be an exception. Joker/Crane. Rating will probably go up..
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - J. Crane, Joker
Here Alone? by 1BadJoke reviews
AU: College parties, gotta love 'em. Featuring a Shy/slightly Neurotic! Bruce and Nurse!Joker having a chance meeting on Halloween.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
I Belong To You by Lady Vignette reviews
The grave that stood before him was a chilling reminder that this all was real, and not some horrid nightmare he could just escape and wake up from. Established Batman/Joker slash, and major character death. One-shot. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Batman vs Joker by Paul Anthony reviews
An adult conversation between Batman and Joker. Adult themes and strong language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Almost by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
To most people, it was just a word. To him it was anything but that. He knows that almost is always too late.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Kiba I. - Complete
The End of All Things by hermetcrab reviews
The Joker ponders the future with Batman.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
By A Thread by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker - Hesitating, suddenly unsure of his question or the want of an answer Bruce studies the man beside him, his eyes tracing the smeared patterns in the Jokers makeup.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Roleplaying by KitCat Italica reviews
Harley is all up for some bedtime roleplaying with Joker…but this isn't exactly what she had in mind… Implied Joker/Batman pre-slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Joker - Complete
Sometimes by Kayliana reviews
Sometimes Bruce dreams about the night in the alley... A oneshot exploring Bruce's angst-ridden nightmares of his parents' murder. Light Batman/Joker slash. B/J established relationship.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
Tolerable by forthright reviews
Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,966 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sesshomaru, Miroku
Demi Frere by Thorn In Your Side reviews
What Sesshoumaru wants to say, Sesshoumaru will say.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Truth by WitchyWanda reviews
"Don't worry, doll face, or.. whatever you women like bad boys like me to call you.. I'm sure you won't be the only one disappointed in time." The Joker realizes the truth about why he does the things he does, and tells Dr. Quinzel. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Orange Juice: The Outtakes by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
The continuing fluff/crack of Joker/Batman. Slash.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Blackbirds by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke wonders about Naruto sometimes, he really does. Sequel/prequel to Open Your Eyes; or do I mean pair-fic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Naruto knows exactly what to say to Sasuke. Sequel/Prequel to Blackbirds; as you wish. Rantesque.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bete Noir by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Inuyasha gives his big brother a piece of his mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Suicide by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The worst thing Sasuke has ever done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Game Night by OnlyANorthernSong reviews
After taking everyone in a Toy Store hostage, Joker invites Batman- and Batman only- to come over and save them. So Bats comes over, and they play some board games.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bruce W., Joker - Complete
The by GodzillaGuy92 reviews
Definite article: Used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
A Taste for Blood by Lady Areilite reviews
An idea that came to me in the middle of the night. Rated T just to be safe. Warning: if you get squeamish easily, you might not want to read it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Perfection by Kayliana reviews
Drabbles. Ch1 Bruce's POV, Ch2 Joker's... Contemplating the things they'll never tell each other... implied SLASH of the Batman/Joker persuasion. Semi-established relationship. J/B SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
Full Exposure by 1BadJoke reviews
Definite AU. Good News, Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of guns. Bad News, half the Narrows is in the morgue. Dark!Bruce and Joker preslash. A look at if Batman didn't exist and fell on the otherside of the razor's edge.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Fools by 1BadJoke reviews
Our favorite clown, the Joker, muses on his plans for April Fools Day.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Joker - Complete
Homecoming by Thorn In Your Side reviews
When you can walk no further...once you feel exhausted: I'll be there. At your side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magenta Stripes by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Sesshomaru justifies the whole thing by thinking: Really, had that unscrupulous hanyou no shame? Though even the great demon lord himself can't deny that things were getting a little... odd. Inu/Sess YAOI
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,476 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Perspective by AbstractConcept reviews
Harry and Snape switch bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Iron Batarang by VictorianChik reviews
Sequel to His Chunk of Kryptonite. Clark goes to spend the weekend at Wayne Manor with his boyfriend and his two adopted sons, but the weekend is no family picnic. Warning: Slash and spanking of an adult
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Out Of The Closet by newbluemoon reviews
Coming out of the closet is never easy. Especially not when you're Batman and Joker. Sequel to 'In The Closet' B/J Slash. Disclaimer- NOT MINE. NEVER WILL BE. SCREW OFF. Warnings- allusions to sex, f-bombs and angsty, unbeta'd writing. Please review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Hibernation by Gladrial10 reviews
Even homicidal maniacs need a reason to live. Joker is unable to come to terms with Batman's death.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
6: Bruises by Evelyn Brightpaw reviews
Number 6, directly following the gang's Halloween outing. Harley Quinn is having the time of her life, out of Arkham and at her Puddin's side. But sometimes dreams and reality don't exactly match. Sometimes there's more to that black eye than just makeup.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Joker - Complete
Vicissitude by newbluemoon reviews
Written for Knight Vs Anarchy round 5. Prompt- First sight. Summary- Our favourite clown prince of crime recalls his first time seeing his darling Bat. B/J pre-slash. Warnings: Masturbation, allusions to m/m contact, un-beta'd. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Blood by Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND reviews
Itachi, and memories of pain. "All things pass" she had told him. Oneshot, introspective, genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Judgment Day by This One Fool reviews
Who was I, a mere mortal, to question the will of angels? Companion to 'The Fall of Satan'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fall of Satan by This One Fool reviews
Lucifer was proud, and so he fell. Madara was proud, too - I just had to wait for the fall. Companion to 'Judgment Day'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Love You by ForeverLilacLies reviews
InuSess. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru in the early morning. SessUKE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Curse of Curiosity by dragonmagik
Various Snarry stories. Dumbledore finds out that it is not only cats injured by curiosity. Done for the LJ challenge on Quote Inspired. Mentions SS/HP pairing nothing to detailed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Fit For Dogs by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
A tiny glimpse into the dietary habits of our favourite inuyoukai. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Many Happy Returns by newbluemoon reviews
Bruce returns home on his birthday after a strange night patrolling and finds a large parcel waiting for him. What could be inside? ;D Written for KnightVSAnarchy Round 4. Contains: Slash- b/j ,dubcon,angst and swearing. NSFW. Please review.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Lessons by horseygurl89 reviews
one-shot, Inuyasha is out spending some quality father/son bonding time with his 4 year old son. But then Sesshomaru shows up and it all goes down hill from there. Rated T for Inuyasha's mouth.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Morphine by Athena Nyx reviews
Forgive me Sasuke, this is the last time--moments in the life of Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Warning: Blonds Cause Yellow Light by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Side-story to my Akatsuki Gamer Trilogy. Naruto and Deidara learn the consequences of touching an Uchiha's PlayStation 3 when said owners are not around. Itachi is not amused. Sasuke wants to just plain hang them. Crack! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bedroom Talk by CraveCataclysm reviews
Itachi learns a new word from Kakashi, and decides to ask Sandaime about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Desolate Days by newbluemoon reviews
Bruce is loosing himself under the strain of Batman. Will he always be alone? Written for Knight Vs Anarchy, prompt- New Year's Eve. Slash b/j , implied sex, unbeta'd. Disclaimer- NOTHING BUT THE PLOT IS MINE. AND THAT PROBABLY IS DC'S TOO. NURR.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Demon Child by Aryndiel reviews
After leaving Rin in Kaede's village, Sesshoumaru worries. But is it really necessary?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
I Love This Card by Crystilia Aerosine reviews
Part of Twisted Series, read about it inside. Yaoi, Batman/Joker. But for now, I’ll just keep pissing him off as he bites my shoulder and tells himself, in that pretty billionaire head of his, that none of this is happening.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Say Hello by ShunnedChipmunk reviews
HPDM, great for those of you up late and tired, swearing you'll only read one more then go to sleep haha. one-shot, heart-warming without being mushy. enjoy :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drag Me To Hell by newbluemoon reviews
It's Halloween and Bruce wakes up in an uncomfortable situation. Not porn. Slash- BxJ established relationship. Written for BatmanJoker Halloween Anon. Unbeta'd quick fic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Party Crashers by newbluemoon reviews
When a couple of stranges come to town, everything changes for Batman and Joker. Slash. BatsxMrJ. NSFW.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,720 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
At The Stake by newbluemoon reviews
When the Joker doesn't show up on Halloween, Bruce begins to wonder what's wrong. Written for Halloween Anon on batmanjoker. Very mild slash, couple of f-bombs, non-graphic violence, abuse of DC characters. REWRITTEN.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Genius by LeiaOrganicSolo reviews
But I'm not a freak. No, I'm far from it. I'm a genius. From 1st person POV. Post Dark Knight. Very very creepy....
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
In Flight Entertainment by newbluemoon reviews
After reluctantly catching a flight to a business meeting in Chicago, Bruce discovers he's trapped on a plane with his worst nightmare. And no, it's not snakes. Batman/Joker slash. Written for round 1 of KnightVSAnarchy. Prompt; April Fools.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Fail by nOnymOus reviews
Snape tries to retain his dignity but fails. Snarry drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Matter of Nomenclature by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
Edward and Alphonse have a deep, philosophical discussion about Edward's, er, sexuality.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Gotham Boys by seditionary reviews
The Joker has escaped from Arkham, but doesn't feel very well. Batman is called in to re-capture him and discovers a terrifying secret. Can he get the madman back without endangering the citizens of Gotham? Slash, smut. Dr. Crane has a cameo appearance.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Twenty Minutes, Twenty Years by yuki kahara
In the heat of an argument, Naruto says something he can never take back. Something that may have helped Sasuke make his decision. *only the plot and sorrow is mine*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Methods of Insanity by pathera reviews
Dr. Jonathan Crane is rather fascinated by the person thrown into the cell next to his. Crane/Joker minor slash, one-shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Habits by abhorrent reviews
It's the little things the Joker does that pisses Batman off.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Poison From A Scarecrow by The-Talking-Peanut reviews
Batman gets a distress call from someone he least expected. When he finally decides to help, he finds out the situation is more serious than he had imagined... Warning: SLASH! Batman/Joker. Swearing. Slight mentions of Scarecrow/Joker. Graphic visuals
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
The Untitled by yuki kahara reviews
Naruto breakes into the old Uchiha Compound so he can read a long ago memory.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Date by seditionary reviews
Bruce Wayne is ready to face an uncomfortable truth about himself, but when he makes a bold move, he quickly finds he is in over his head. Will he make the best of it? Or will a certain unexpected clown create more chaos in his life than he likes?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,333 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
For the Love of Pie by yuki kahara reviews
With Kakashi's ramdom declaration of Love, some interesting outcomes are bound to ensue. Complete fluff, but read it anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flowers for You by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
Four people. Four hospital stays. A countless number of ways to say 'I love you'. RoyEd, AlWin. Part Two of Four: Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Backstage by 1BadJoke reviews
AU: The Macello del Circo is in town; One designer on the lips of Gotham's elite, and one preppy model gives for an interesting show in itself backstage. Bruce/Joker and slight Joker/Crane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Rooftop Philosophy by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
All stories in Gotham begin on the rooftops, where Batman and the Joker find themselves soon after his escape from Arkham. The Joker makes an offer. Batman makes a choice. Post TDK. Reposted.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fail Party by im-batman reviews
Joker thinks Scarecrow fails at life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Crazy by Greenhemoglobin reviews
He spoke softly in to his ear in that dementedly breathy voice, with a whispered question “Wanna play?”
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Planting Kisses by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. Matsuda is working on a new garden for his house, and has somehow managed to persuade everyone from the Kira Taskforce team to help him out. Romantic comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Warmth by Lady Areilite reviews
Batman and Joker in the interrogation room. no, not from Dark Knight. Implied Batman/Joker. Rated T just to be safe.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Side Notes by Lady Shikyo reviews
One day Raito stumbles upon a file, and in said file he finds a list he had given L long ago......with a few additions. Sequel to I Hate Everything About You. WAS intended to be humourous, still not sure if I managed it; kinda fluff-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Published: 5/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
One Small Favor by Lightshade reviews
A one-shot of some Batman/Joker smut. What really should have happened during the interrogation scene...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Pull by Thorn In Your Side reviews
There are some things you just can’t resist. The apple has always wanted to kiss the earth, and gravity wouldn’t take no for an answer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
To the Blue Sky by Thorn In Your Side reviews
You're just grasping what grief is. You've yet to find out what pain feels like. Tsunade centric, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Crow's Feathers Fall by yumechan3 reviews
An Itachi and Sasuke villanelle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Broken Doll In Slumber Lies by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker - Vaguely he wonders if it's possible to breathe life into a broken doll.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Frustrations by Naatz reviews
-one-shot, slash, HP/SS, Ron-POV- It was an endless loop -- Harry would fume, Snape would snark, Harry would snap, Snape would insult, and Harry would damage various objects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Devil's Angel by PureWaterLily reviews
"Have you ever heard of the story? Of the little boy, who shot down an angel, that fell right into the hands of the devil?" Implied MadaIta and ItaSasu/SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Dreams or Reality by HELDRACONIS reviews
The Joker seems to have made an impression on Crane. Implied B/J
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Splish Splash by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Yuu was taking a bath, alone on a Saturday night. A rub-dub, just relaxin' in his tub, thinkin' everything was alright. Well he stepped out the tub, put his feet on the floor, he wrapped a towel round and opened the door--and jumped back.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Sympathy From the Devil by sbyamibakura reviews
Batman/Joker, post-TDK. Left devastated by the loss of Alfred, Bruce, with the help of the Joker, goes in search of the man's killer.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,955 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Caused & Cured by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Joker knew how he got his scars. The truth changed with the circumstances; it wasn’t his fault if the Arkham doctors didn’t see it that way. But now they'd cured him, whether he wanted them to or not. After all - change the face, change the man. Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Joker - Complete
Broken Promise by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker - "You tease and you tease. But all you are Joker is a broken promise."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Real World by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Itachi was smiling when he died.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're My Danna by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori sees a boy named deidara constantly picked on in their middle school. what does he do about it? sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
The Holiday Spirit by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
The Joker succeeds at getting Dr. Crane into the holiday spirit. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/24/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Harvey Needs a Man by MuffinMartians reviews
The Joker decides Harvey needs a new squeeze to cheer him up. Silly, SLASH comedy of course, now complete. Pairings: Joygasm and JokerCrane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harvey D., Joker - Complete
I Need You by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the story of how kisame and itachi's partnership evolved from loathing to loving each other. kisaita fluff and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Snapshot by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker. Snapshots in time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Murder as a Form of Art by Xrai reviews
Paint a smile here, a smile there. You see, murder is, in a way, just like art...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Taste for the Theatrical by facethisnight reviews
In an attempt to show Batman's face to Gotham, the Joker also presents a story to them and Batman. Though, is revealing Batman's identity all that the Joker expected? Batman/Joker
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Vegetarianism by Hallow Needle reviews
Animal Rights for Psychotic Mass Murdering Clowns. Apply Now. Brief Drabble.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Cellmates by HELDRACONIS reviews
Batman ends up in a cell with the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Arkham Antics by seditionary reviews
Now inmates as well as lovers, the Joker and Batman bring a welcome distraction to Poison Ivy's boring morning, airing their personal business in the day room in front of the whole Arkham gang. Post-TDK, Heath's Joker, mature content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Jack in the Box by Nakimochiku reviews
Batsy, doesn't this remind you of our first date? drabble Joker/Batman, enjoy
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Anniversary by Nakimochiku reviews
just a few years ago, we met for the first time. drabble, slight Joker x Batman
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Under The Mask by Nakimochiku reviews
It's Batman that completes me. drabble, slight Joker/Batman
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Naughty by Nakimochiku reviews
The Joker writes a letter to Santa. drabble, slight Joker/Batman
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - The Joker - Complete
Should by Akasuna no Rin reviews
“I'm fine,” Itachi told them. Itachi centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Xrai reviews
She couldn't seriously be wanting him to wear that...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Drawing of the Masks by Madman007 reviews
Bruce Wayne decides to take a tour of Arkham Asylum and meet the Joker as Bruce Wayne. First chapter in a trilogy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Seven Sins by The Lady Elrond reviews
A series of Joker/Batman drabbles. Slash, implied Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
I Would Kill You by Claire Napier reviews
BatmanxJoker The Joker is hurt and Batman has no choice but to take him in. Why is he putting his life at risk for a man who has only caused pain? “Get your trench coat and toss me the red lipstick baby, let’s do our scene.” STILL BEING UPDATED.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,715 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Noxious Poisons by sbyamibakura reviews
Joker/Scarecrow, post-TDK. The Harlequin of Hate meets the Master of Fear.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Somnolence by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sometimes, I hate you. Wait, that gives the wrong impression. Sometimes, I /don't/ hate you. ItaKisa, based on Felix the Eeveetrainer's prompt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Orange Juice by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Slipping Into Entropy by Razoth RedFire reviews
Joker escapes from Arkham Asylum, but his plan is a little different this time. Instead of indulging the whole city in the methods of his madness, his focus has been drawn sharply to the object of his obsession. Batman/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Perfect by Beliel reviews
Madara knows Itachi is perfect. Madara knows Itachi is fatally flawed. An introspective and fairly sick little drabble of Madara and Itachi's dynamic. Shota. NonCon. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Ineffable by Thorn In Your Side reviews
But god damn it, you said I could have a pony! Lavi/Kanda, fluff/crack.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Mine by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker ...and in his mind repeated one thought. One truth. Mine.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Cat by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
There was a black cat sitting on Bruce's chair. Dick was not jealous. PURE GOLDEN AGE FLUFF.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Traditional Frights Can't Compare by T-c3 reviews
Gotham's first Halloween with the Joker won't be soon forgotten.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Man in Your Bed by Valtiatar reviews
If you are drunk, be sure not to mention anything about beef. Seriously. Unexpected things might follow. At least try to make sure you are molesting the right person...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sesshomaru, Miroku - Complete
Could You Try to Mime It Out? by Keeper-of-the-Cheese reviews
Just because you're usually the one causing the mayhem and mishaps does not mean that you are in any way immune to them.' R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Joker - Complete
Batman loves Joker by xxBEjrtnfTHxx reviews
Joker kidnaps Hannah Montana and takes her place at her concert. Batman being a huge Hannah Montana fan is at the concert and recognizes the Joker. He finds the Joker backstage and admits his feelings for the Joker. One-shot Batman/Joker. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The Best Therapy by yaoininja reviews
“If you're so intrigued,” he whispered, voice barely audible, “I'm sorry to spoil the mystery, but I am in fact cleverly disguised as a, human being.” Light NC-17, Batman/Joker. Prompt Used: “Geronimo” by Phantom Planet
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
So That's Why by Pineapple55 reviews
Inutaisho is trying to find Sesshomaru a mate but is unsuccessful. Why can't he just leave this Sesshomaru alone?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sesshomaru, Inutaisho - Complete
My Flair for The Dramatic by LameBryant reviews
Snape wants nothing more than be left alone. Hopefully Harry, Dumbledore, and some insane chess pieces can convince him otherwise. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Expanding Your Vocabulary by PrettyYaoiBoyz reviews
Harry learns a lesson in vocabulary HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Akatsuki Apartment by xotakux2002x reviews
this is from my DA account. i have the same username on both sites, so don't think someone is plagerizing off me. it's really the same person. i'll give you guys the same summary i already used: there is randomness and yaoi! kisaita sasodei kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,486 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Reflections by The Umbrella reviews
What they see when they look in the mirror. Characters: Batman, the Joker.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Immortal Pain by Thorn In Your Side reviews
It will never stop. Raito knows this. The pain will never stop. It may pause, but it will never go away.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
An Inch of Daylight by Caleigho Meer reviews
The Joker and Harvey compare scars. Possible continuation
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - The Joker, Two-Face
Catch Him by Thorn In Your Side reviews
His mind was screaming for him to reach out to his brother. Don’t let him fall, it screamed, don’t let him fall, don’t ever let him fall!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sometimes he forgets by Hallow Needle reviews
Three Joker drabbles. hinted batman/joker slash
Batman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
WHY by ShunnedChipmunk reviews
SSHP: Why does Harry have to visit someone in the middle of the night? Why are his friends so cruel when it comes to dares? Find out here!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Way to a Man's Heart by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke wants Suigetsu. Maybe it wasn't so smart to ask Karin for advice...OOCness ahoy! Rated for Tenku and Hina's tongues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Unrequited by Thorn In Your Side reviews
They knew they were just filling in gaps left by people too big to be replaced. They knew that given half the chance the original couple would come together again. Because they would never be good enough. SasuNaru, unrequited Suisasu, Sainaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sai, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Frankie Didn't Go To Hollywood, The Joker Did by PineappleGrenade reviews
The Joker auditions for the X Factor.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Oh No, Not the Sniffles! by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Severus Snape has a cold. Harry Potter intends to take advantage. After all, it’s impossible to be intimidating with a cherry for a nose. Snarry, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Pansy really needs this job. She really, really does. If she has to sleep with someone to get there, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Pansy P. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Perfection, they call it. Hell, we know it. Anti SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Only Difference Between Suicide And Martyrdom by Thorn In Your Side reviews
A blond. A brunet. An encounter in the forest. Dear god, the horrors that await.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Deidara, Sai - Complete
When My Stomach Growls, It Sounds Like Batman by Kir Sirin reviews
Batman was always denying himself. He had settled on Bruce having a life and Batman being Gotham’s protector. But not tonight. Batman was going to go against everything for this one moment, this one chance… With the Joker. BatmanxJoker
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by MissCloud reviews
The Joker is once again interrogated by Batman... but said clown finds a way to spice it up a little. Slash. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Breath Mint by Werewolf of Fire reviews
Sesshomaru, in Inuyasha's opinion, provides the definition of 'dog breath'. yaoi, sexual references, swearing
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Sin With A Grin by MissCloud reviews
The Joker is determined to make his hostage smile before killing her. OneShot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
A Name as Cool as Akatsuki by Thorn In Your Side reviews
A chapter for each team of the most loved evil organization! Plus an Orochimaru one-shot. Warnings: smut. But there's a non-smut section too...just like a restaurant, except there its smoking and non-smoking...I'll stop now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Friends are For Life by Thorn In Your Side reviews
When Naruto starts going out with Hinata, Sasuke is left feeling –gasp- snubbed and jealous! What is his plan to win back his best friend? Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just To See You Smile by Dallas W reviews
One-Shot. Joker gives a seemingly futile attempt at breaking Batman's 'mask'. Slash?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Busy For the Day by Kimi4Life reviews
Written for the Week 14 Theme at IY Captions on LiveJounal: Kagome brings a surprise from the Future.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naraku, Sesshomaru - Complete
Tobi, there are no such things as ghosts by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Itachi and Kisame lay down to sleep but Tobi disrupts them, yelling about a ghost in his room. Slight Kisaita. T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Another Difference of Opinion by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Oroji. "Another difference of opinion, i suppose," Orochimaru laughed. What were the others? Jiraiya remembers. How could he ever forget? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Life with Naruto by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke- "I live with the village idiot. Its an unfortunate coincidence that he happens to be my best friend, a brilliant ninja, and the greatest guy who ever lived."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Semes Are Better than One by Thorn In Your Side reviews
SasuNaruSai, shounen-ai, threesome! They both want the blond, so they serenade him. But Naruto wants his cake and wants to eat it too...because what good is cake if you can't eat it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Joker's Favor by Kir Sirin reviews
After catching the Joker for almost killing Gordon and a room full of cops, the Harlequin of Hate wants to know why Batman let that LUNATIC Charlie almost kill him with one of his own bombs! BatmanxJoker. The Scene after ‘Joker’s Favor’ episode. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Heroism by Feilyn reviews
Itachi never asked to be a hero.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Bleed for me by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Madara loves blood, especially Itachi's. Madaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Harry in Denial by ShunnedChipmunk reviews
HPSS. HARRY IS IN SEVENTH YEAR, so it's AU. As most single-minded and perverted post-eleven-year-olds will know, having one of THOSE dreams about your Potions professor was not something to leave you in a great mood. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
LMAO by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke has returned to Konoha to finish the battle left unconcluded with Naruto! But...what in the name of sweetly mooing cows is he WEARING?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The First Kiss by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Shika/Tem Temari kissed him, unexpectedly, and pulled away, unexpectedly. A stunned voice... "What are you doing to my sister!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Brotherly Love by Thorn In Your Side reviews
My brother loves me still. Itasasu, sasunaru. Sasuke tells the Uchiha brothers' story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Thinking Outside the Panel by PineappleGrenade reviews
Batman and Joker discuss life as comic book characters.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Chicken soup for the Inucest soul by Nieth reviews
Collection of warm and fuzzy, inucest fics. InuyashaxSesshomaru Be warned: Incest, yaoi, shonenai, mpreg, and more… Flames about the pairing will be frowned upon.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Love Weakens by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Oneshot on Kagura's love for her master. naraku/kagura, rated for safety. a little angst and no real ending to speak of...try it if you're in the mood!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Naraku, Kagura - Complete
Freedom Tastes Like Insanity by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi was insane, smiling at a time like this, senseless and carefree. Kisame did not understand; he accepted Itachi’s embrace and kissed his partner, just like he wanted him to. Yaoi - KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Across the Board by Werewolf of Fire reviews
A game of shogi leads to a kiss being shared, with one of the most unlikely of people. shounen ai, NS, kissing, swearing
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Naraku, Sesshomaru - Complete
Addicted To A Smile by Claire Napier reviews
Words are unnecessary when I'm here. BatmanxJoker Part 2 up
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
To Remind Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Nothing touched by fairy magic is ever the same again, be it acorn or teen, and now there's an oak growing in Artemis's cellar. He has to decide whether to embrace his past decisions, along with all his mistakes, or to hide them and try to forget. Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
A View of the Shinobi through Uchiha Itachi's eyes by CyanideSlavery reviews
Somewhat of Itachi's views on why he destroyed the clan and what the power of a real shinobi is. Spoilers if you don't know who Itachi is. No actual dialog, drabble, Itachicentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Much Too Much Celery by littlefiction reviews
Humor. Inappropriate for children. The Dog General comes home after a long absence and has a very strange talk with his pup.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sesshomaru, Inutaisho - Complete
A Failed Mission by Overlyinspired reviews
After Kisame and Itachi are defeated by Jiraya and fail to capture Naruto, they begin to return to the base, but along the way, a chakra drained Itachi gets very ill. Slight KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Severus by O. Hannah reviews
Snarry humour drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Mourning by Overlyinspired reviews
The Akatsuki are family, and they mourn as a family at the loss of their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Itachi by s2.dii reviews
Just how it really ended.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Power by Overlyinspired reviews
Kisame knows that Itachi is not allpowerful. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Public Display by grimm018 reviews
Drabble. In an attempt to publicly embarrass Harry, Snape calls him to the front of the great hall. Snarry. T for suggestiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perfect by Werewolf of Fire reviews
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, in their true brotherly tradition, are fighting over how to kiss. [yaoi, incest]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Established by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Batman and Superman have an established relationship only in the sense that they're not together at all. Throw in an invincible machine army and things get really confusing. SLASH.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Bruce W./Batman
Beyond Golden Eyes by littlefiction reviews
Totosai suddenly remembers that he forgot his part of a plot laid by Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru's father, and suddenly takes action. These bickering brothers are going to understand each other wether they like it or not! Temporarily on Hold
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Third Christmas by Mottlemoth reviews
Snarry; one-shot. Severus has some last minute Christmas presents to finish off. Rated T for slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nutmeg and Cream by Chailyn Cole Runewood reviews
Christmas Snarry Fluff. Under the Christmas Tree 2006
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Horrors of Last Minute Shopping by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
In which Sasuke leaves his Christmas shopping to the last minute, Itachi is cheap, and Kisame reveals he's Jewish. A crack Christmas fic for The Marmalade Cat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NumberOne Bat by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
What does Batman do to kill time on the internet? Why, check his myspace, of course!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Bruce W., Joker - Complete
Kaleidoscope by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
There was a thunderstorm the night before Itachi left for yet another mission, but the afternoon was golden. [premassacre, Itachi and Sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Brilliance by Riza A reviews
They created the monster under the bed and all he has to do is play the part. When something is weak and sickly, it is destroyed: that is the way of nature. They are the sickness, and Itachi is the cure. [ItachiSasuke][Companion to 'After Effect'.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sensational Sexuality by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Superman–Batman Others Implied Summary: Lois Lane thinks about how spandex must warp people's sexual orientation. That's really the only explanation...
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
My Hero! by forthright reviews
Drabble. In fact, this was my first drabble. Ever. Miroku-centric. Giving credit where credit is due...or not!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Miroku - Complete
Legendary by littlefiction reviews
Sitting outside his father's office, waiting for him to come home, Sesshoumaru remembers a time when he was still a pup, when he accused his father of not existing. ONESHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
A Debt Repaid by littlefiction reviews
Inuyasha saves Sesshoumaru's life, and the demon Lord is honor bound to repay the debt. But the only thing he has to offer Inuyasha is answers, so for a period of 24 hrs he must truthfully answer ANY question Inuyasha asks him. Temporarily on Hold
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,080 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Poor Edward by Smex Lemur reviews
When Roy ponders, nothing good can come of it. Poor Edward never saw it coming. RoyEd, Oneshot. Randomness xD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Halloween by Smex Lemur reviews
Roy decides that Edward needs a costume. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Youkai in the Caribbean! by Draconic Ban-Sidhe reviews
PotCxInu Naraku has been defeated, but the last shard is still lost...until Inuyasha, Kagome and Sesshoumaru who's been dragged along for the ride go to the Caribbean, where Jack has a shard...as one of his hair ornaments!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Little Chat by Moony05 reviews
Severus Snape is in a frighteningly good mood. Anyone care to guess why? WARNING: Suggested Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Sesshoumaru's Dilemma by littlefiction reviews
Sesshoumaru is forced to face the fact that one day Rin will want a family of her own, but what husband would be good enough for his ward? nonromantic oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
The Dreaded Dance Floor by Kyuuketsuki-san reviews
What would happen if all the Inuyasha characters entered a dance competition? I would say...MAYHEM! and funniness involved!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,029 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Dumplings by littlefiction reviews
See what only Rin sees. Random events in the life of Rin as one of the demon lord's followers. Cute, sweet, warm and fuzzy.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Stain by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
It was snowing the day Uchiha Sasuke made his first kill... [ItaSasu, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Peach by littlefiction reviews
Naraku's most... Bizarre plot yet. Try to get Lord Sesshoumaru to eat a juicy peach.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Sesshomaru, Naraku - Complete
Hot Spring by littlefiction reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Springs of Jusenkyo. Sesshoumaru and group have returned to their original bodies, and Inu Yasha's group wants to know how. Sesshoumaru decides to show them rather than tell.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Do You Love Me Now? by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
After finally killing Itachi and avenging his clan, Sasuke finds himself slipping from reality, unable to wash the blood off his hands, nor let go of his brother. It's all just a nightmare, only there's no one left to wake him up… [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Conversations With Fools by Aiffe reviews
Sesshoumaru grieves his brother's untimely death. Or, if you prefer pesky old reality, throws a temper tantrum. [Dark comedy, oneshot.]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Silenced Laughter by astrathnine reviews
BatmanxJoker, slash. Batman thinks on the Joker's death, and why he can't stand laughter...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/19/2004
Feeling Fond by Tione reviews
[slash, snarry] Occlumency lessons may lead to many things... including a short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Caught by Tsubaki-chan reviews
The title tells it all. [RoyEdXEdRoy]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
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Fall of a God reviews
He watches us, and watches over us, yet we cast him away. Character death.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Insomnia reviews
Those eyes so blue haunt him at night, and heat his blood, so Riku decides to relieve some tension...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Riku - Complete
Good Riddance reviews
Denial is not just a river in Egypt...something of which Light remains blissfully unaware. L/Light. character death.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/5/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dirty little secret reviews
When pride gives away, only the shameful is left. And my, does Sesshoumaru have one hell of a secret... Narsess, yaoi, bondage, abuse.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sesshomaru, Naraku - Complete
Flowers for a Ghost reviews
Lilies that tremble, and one half of a whole. B/J, contains smut. character death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Eleven minutes reviews
In eleven minutes, much can change. Hope can be lost, and smiles can be broken. Prequel to "Another kind of Suicide", can be read alone. one-sided B/J implied.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Tears unspilled reviews
Inuyasha dies, and knows there won't be any tears spilled. Will life prove him wrong? Sometimes death is not the end. Inucest, slash, gay people, you know the drill.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
My time, our time reviews
Inuyasha thinks about what time does to someone whose time flows differently, and realizes there's only one constant factor in his life. He also decides he quite likes that factor. Inucest just slight shonen-ai though
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
To capture your eyes, to capture the Sky reviews
Sasuke wanted to capture the prettiest blue there had ever been, but turned out causing it to fade into grey instead. slash, Sasunaru, shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To the princess, from your knight reviews
Naruto sees a resemblance between Sasuke and the princesses in fairytales.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At Midnight reviews
When the clock strikes twelve, miracles happen. When the clock struck twelve in Gotham, the Joker felt something he had never felt before. No romance, no sappy yapping. One-shot, very short.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Joker - Complete
Another kind of suicide reviews
It's suicide to kill yourself. What about a part of you? Half perhaps? Bruce let the people of Gotham kill his other half, since it was what's -fair- One-shot, character death, rated T for swearing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Stating the obvious reviews
Just a lil' stupid something. Inucest. Shonen-ai. One-shot and a very short one too
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Itachi's last apology reviews
Itachi says he's sorry to Sasuke for the last time. One-shot. I don't own anything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My name is Deidara reviews
Deidara looks back at the one moment where he saw something in Itachi's eyes. Slight one-sided Itadei, you could see the tiniest bit of Itasasu-can also be seen as brotherly love- One-shot. I don't own anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete