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Just for fun by LittlePippin76 reviews
This is primarily the story of Scarlet Watson; John's daughter, and explores the canon characters in relation to her. It's fun, it's dots about in regards to tone, Genres, Scarlet's age etc. NOW REOPENED!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,392 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/18/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Always In Your Shadow by Arinus reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN AS OF JAN 2014. Severus Snape discovers he has a daughter, born of a brief affair with Bellatrix Lestrange. First, a journey to reach the frightened, emotionally damaged child, and then a full-blown mental war, as Bellatrix manages to possess the girl from her cell in Azkaban. Among other things, an in-depth exploration of Occlumency. AU, in-character Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,415 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Severus S., Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
Just Another Day by Call it Maglc reviews
Molly is in love with Sherlock. Sherlock is... well, Sherlock. Drabble. Sherlock/Molly pairing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
Addiction of Misinformation by Alyssa Iris reviews
His daughter... looking to find him... find out more about herself. Can Sherlock hide all his secrets from the daughter he never wanted? Rated M for Drug Use. CHAPTER SIX POSTED!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Damon's baby by x-beth-bubble-x reviews
Elena has to flee Mystic falls with Damon, all because of an event that has unforseen consequences for Elena and her safety.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Four Men and a Baby by Milliecake reviews
When an infant is found abandoned on the doorstep to 221B Baker Street, Sherlock and John find themselves caught in a battle between Social Services, Scotland Yard...and the Russian Mafia. Non slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,178 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Trouble Shared by A Benediction reviews
Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Body Of Proof by Princess Pinky reviews
What does Sherlock Holmes prove by saving Irene Adler from her execution? Well, he's about to find out.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Irene A., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Artificial, Unplanned and Unwanted by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Doctor and Amy make a casual stop-off at an intriguing place called the Acorn Centre where they encounter a pleasant nurse who changes their lives forever. With Amy pregnant, the Doctor is in denial. 11th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,071 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Damon's Song by arabean reviews
Damon reminisces about his mother with Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Sherlock and the Child by Jambammer reviews
Sherlock's problem has gotten bigger. Sequel to "Sherlock and the Baby."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
my sweetest downfall by Ace of Emeralds reviews
Post-TGG. A few months after Molly finds out who Moriarty is, she also finds out that she's pregnant with his child. It forces her to have faith in people she never thought she could trust and to find strength in herself she never thought she possessed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
Common Knowledge by Starkreactor reviews
John can't sleep because his infant daughter can't sleep. Sherlock can't think because of all the crying. And Mary can't seem to calm the infant either. Sherlock's robotic response to the problem reveals something very human at his core. Fluffy one shot!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Genesis by A Benediction reviews
The simple act of Sherlock, expounding to the recently emboldened Molly upon the circumstances in which he suppresses and indulges appetite, sparks a chain reaction. John steps boldly - or is it blindly? - into the fallout. SH/JW, SH/MH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Breaking Point by tepid sponge bath reviews
Sherlock never seems to appreciate anything Molly does for him. And she will not take it lying down anymore. Rated for the swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Fury Of Amelia Pond by RiddikulusGrin reviews
"The Doctor had had a lot of companions, but I doubt he'd had one who'd turned on him with a hospital instrument in a fit of motherly rage." Amy's reaction to River's identity. Doctor/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Guy Talk by Madame Seabush reviews
John attempts to explain to Sherlock the legitimacy of the interest in breasts.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Night to Remember by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
Story by Fun Ghoul: Sherlock, John, Sally, Molly, Anderson, Lestrade, Sarah, OC, Alcohol...*wink, wink* Please R&R. No flames please... they give me nightmares!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Favour for Amy by feelingtwofootsmall reviews
The Doctor has to go shopping for Amy. Awkwardness ensues. Did she eat the purple…? 11th Doctor/Amy Friendship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Crystal Ship by uhmm reviews
"Irene Adler…" His fingers gently touched his cool lips, and, shaking his head, he turned away to leave the ballroom. Oneshot, slightly AU
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Censorship by Burnt Hamster reviews
Sherlock and John disagree over acceptable reading material for their six year old. Snippet following Meant To Be series. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gravid by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: girl!John is pregnant during Reichenbach, and the day Sherlock returns to London is actually the day Joan goes into labour...violence, implied sex, medical discussions of pregnancy, Sherlock/Joan
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,166 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Science of It by mojober reviews
"How could anyone so smart not understand such a basic human need as love?" Molly spends the night with Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Good Times Gonna Come by Holly's Mean Reds reviews
"Molly tries as hard as she can to not care. She looks into the mirror, into the only eyes that'll face her, and finds sobs wracking her body." Molly/Sherlock friendship maybe more . T for future chapters if there are any .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
Delena by Dbz VD rox reviews
Elena and Damon have a beautiful baby girl. Guess what they named her? Part one of the Delena series.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,841 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
When The Bough Breaks by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Severus S., Sherlock H. - Complete
Amends by mojober reviews
Sherlock and Molly make amends. Post The Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Sherlock and the Baby by Jambammer reviews
Sherlock faces his greatest challenge yet; Caring for a young infant. T for possible language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gladstone by Flabagash reviews
In which there is an addition to 221b Baker Street. Slight John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Irresistible Force by reststillunwritten reviews
Moriarty has Sherlock and Irene Adler at gun point and wants to hurt and humiliate before he kills them. MA for rape and language and sick ideas. Reviews are wanted.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Scandal of Romance by ManaMadeleine reviews
Prequel to 'Hydrochloric Coffee', Based on 'A Scandal in Bohemia'. "We shared a brief romance." Holmes suddenly confessed, "But romance is an event, it is not a feeling." The story of how Sherlock met Irene Adler and the short romance that followed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
5 Things the Doctor Learned from Earth Pornography by Cy Fur reviews
5 Things the Doctor Learned from Earth Pornography That Amy and Rory had to Unteach Him . Written for the kink meme, very silly. Amy/11, Rory/11.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
daddy's little girl by FirstHeartBroken reviews
when a little boy is left on the Salvatore's doorstep, Damon tells Elena the story of how he once had a baby... before it was cruelly ripped away from him. Damon/Elena oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Art of Silence by KittyKatZorse reviews
Sherlock and Watson find a young gallery curator, Louisa, who has just managed to escape her kidnappers and is suffereing from shock-induced mutism. Will Sherlock solve the case? Hopefully a Sherlock/OC story...maybe, I haven't quite decided yet.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sherlock H.
Catch Me by evilexboyfriend reviews
Vince Noir is falling, but will Howard still be there to catch him? T for serious angst, self-harm, eating disorders, attempted suicide and Howince if you squint.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Vince N., Howard M.
The Doctor's Proximity by lettingyourheartwin reviews
A restless night for Ms. Amy Pond.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Of Tea and Bad Dreams by Mad-Hatter-103 reviews
Amy has a bad dream that involves the Doctor dying. She goes to his room and he comforts her. Major fluff warning! AmyX11
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Stuck on You by Talitha Koum reviews
Sheldon and Penny are stuck with each other. Literally.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Never Say Never by danakate reviews
Sheldon and Penny play the drinking game "Never have I ever..."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Recovery by Hinakage reviews
Vince Noir awakes in the middle of nowhere and finds he is a very different person; in fact, he's no longer human! He must find out who has changed him into a blood-sucking vampire and their reason for it.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Vince N., Howard M.
Shoulder by renisanz reviews
She was standing on her tiptoes, looking through the topshelf of her cabinet for the bottle of Jack she'd hidden away, promising herself she'd only use it for medicinal purposes. Like a tea toddy, except with no tea. Sheldon/Penny friendship
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Pregnancy Complex by Mika Casey reviews
Penny made an announcement that changed Sheldon's life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Only for a Moment by Ameliania reviews
People expect so much from her and she isn't sure of who she is anymore. Her best friends try to help her, but can't. One night Severus Snape finds Hermione Granger drunk, bloody and crying in an alley in Hogsmead ... SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Turning of Vince Noir reviews
Vince is bitten by a vampire seductress. The next day he has no idea what has happened to him, and everything is suddenly spiralling out of control. The last thing he expects is to fall into vampire love...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Vince N.