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Joined 06-06-09, id: 1960234, Profile Updated: 05-02-11

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I have deleted Summer Camp...*runs away and hides* I'm just deleting it to rewrite it. I want to make the chapters longer and better. I will post the story when I'm finished :)

Hi, my (pen)name is RaccoonNinja and I'm from Norway, which is not the capital town in Sweden. I'm quite wierd, in my opinion (and my mothers).I do nothing normal. I'm the kind of girl that can suddenly scream: CUPCAKES! when it doesn't have anything at all with the things I talk about with my friends.

I always have my iPod with me! Music IS MY LIFE! I can sit on my room for hours listening to music...

Favourite bands: Queen, U2, Kings of Leon, The Script, My Chemical Romance, Lifehouse, Aerosmith, The rolling stones, Bon Jovi, The fray...

My 24 hours a day looks like this:

8 hours sleeping

and 16 hours spent in my own little world called 'My head'.

I'm a vampire, a South Park character, a Disney Princess, a rock legend and I'm also a ballerina, the worlds greatest handball player and a member of My Chemical Romance!

If you have any questions at all, whatever it is: PM me or send me an email raccoonninja123@gmail.com :D

Every story posted by this user is ©RaccoonNinja

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16075 - Favs: 7,442 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4483 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5414 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23060 - Favs: 14,989 - Follows: 10,761 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8332 - Favs: 7,821 - Follows: 3,644 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Note Writing by EdwardAteJames'Cookie reviews
Alice won't speak, not to anyone. Everyone calls her a freak and she doesn't fit in. But when new student Jasper comes, and Alice meets Bella something different sparks inside of Alice. But is that what stopped her talking in the first place? Slighty OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,492 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Fallen Horizon by Bronzehyperion reviews
New Moon from Edward's point of view. This follows my previous story Continuance: the remaining chapters of my version of MS , following the great partial draft SM wrote. I don't own any of the Twilight characters, they all belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,732 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen's reign of terror over Walmart by MaraudersWolfe reviews
The cullens find a list of 50 things to do at Wal-mart and decide to reak havoc on the unsuspecting store. Bella human. Cullen's vampires. Pre Breaking Dawn, Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Emmett
Just Friends by Poddle reviews
Bella Swan has a crush on Edward Masen but thinks they'll only ever be just friends. What will happen when they have to share a cottage together as part of a school assignment? *All Human!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,648 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling in Love with Your Best Friend by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella moves in with her cousin Jasper and his group of college roommates. M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,497 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 6,887 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Mary by x.alice.massacre.x reviews
You come to me with scars on your wrist, you tell me this will be the last night feeling like this. A/H JxA songfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4850 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I will always love you by Cecilieec reviews
Edward and Bella are both famouse singers. They want to be together, but something stops them. Life isnt easy for famous people. Can they figure it out? All human,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3666 - Favs: 5,549 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Pretending by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
He'd given up finding someone to blame - it never helped, in the end. And he would know: he would be there in the end. Edward's thoughts whilst Jacob is molesting or kissing, however you see it Bella in Eclipse. Read and Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Over havet by Cecilieec reviews
ACROSS THE OCEAN AV ANNAILAIA, OVERSATT TIL NORSK! I en rask og tankeløs handling sender Bella Swan en flaskepost på havet. Flaskeposten når England, hvor Edward Cullen finner den. Bedre summarum inni, AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - Norwegian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I would walk 500 miles by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Bella Swan want's to get away, she decided to move in with her dad and brother, and her life goes in a way she'd never expect it to. ALL HUMAN. R/R! CHAPTER 38 up now! the final chapter! SEQUEL POSTED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,811 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Billionaire by TheWorldGoesRound reviews
Edward and Bella are getting married only this time it is not by choice they are betrothed. What happens when they get married by force will they fall in love or will it all go down in flames RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,376 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5804 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8431 - Favs: 7,632 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete