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Joined 06-06-09, id: 1960270, Profile Updated: 02-26-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Ace Ventura, Emily Windsnap series, Harry Potter, and iCarly.

So, a little bit about me:

Name: I'm not THAT stupid

Age: Are you kidding me? NO!

Birthday: I was born in August. That's all I'm sayin' here!

Living on: Neptune (it's NEPTUNE, Roman ocean god, duh!)

Favourite person: Stephen King - author

Favourite Sport: Volleyball/Tennis/Softball

Favourite Food: Chocolate

Favourite Colour: Ocean Blue/Sea Green

Favourite Place: Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands

Favourite Animal: Anything in the deep blue (that's the ocean, duh)

Favourite College: Transylvania U

Favourite actor/actress: ...

Michigan Rules!

(Don't ask, I don't know why it rules myself)

(I don't even live there)

I'm obsessed with Stephen King. FacelessxAuthor is like, my BFFFL of all time! You can't imagine how much we have been through, and how much fun we have. Being overacheivers, we did a 10-page report on flying squirrels Halloween night, and emailed each other back and forth-on the same computer-in the same room-right next to each other. FacelessxAuthor loves the New Moon movie and she emailed me a sneak-peak of it. Guess what she said: "IF YOU DON'T WATCH THIS I WON'T TALK TO YOU FOR A WEEK!!" w-o-w is all I have to say. And I was having coffee with my mom when I got the text telling me to look at the email. We have a lot of differences. She likes inside, I like outside. I play sports, she writes. She calls me childish, I say she gets angry easily and over dumb things. She critizes me on a lot of things, I just say, "cool." to everything. We're different, but also alike. HARRY POTTER 6 we both agreed was the bestestestest Harry Potter movie yet!! And also the saddiest. GOODBYE DUMBLEDORE! YOU WILL BE MISSED! R.I.P. I wish I could make a tombstone...well, I sort of wish I could. Anyways, FacelessxAuthor has another BFFFL that is named Lisa. She is her dare I say it...imaginary...AH! Yes, imaginary friend. I'm being replaced by air! But the good news is that I have another BFFFL too. She's my cat. Fluffy! That's right! Don't get all freaked out because I talk to a cat! Whatszittooya? So anyways, we also love Hoops and Yoyo (the famous, obnoxious pink cat and green bunny) and they are fantastical! FacelessxAuthor is the bestestestestestest BFFFL I could ever ask for. Don't deny it. she is the most rockin' person in the world! And, I'm obsessed with Stephen King.

Other Stuff About Me:


I'm a short girl with dirty blond hair; I'd like it to be more brown then blond, but my hair dresser says it'll happen. I'm obsessed with Stephen King. YAY! I'm a girl that loves the state of Florida, and no matter how hard I try to get tanner, it's always a stupid sunburn! I love to read, write, sometimes draw, and kick my feet up on a table while drinking a lemonade. -FACELESSXAUTHOR- (that's right, it's in big letters) is my all time BFFFL!! We hang out all the time, and almost never get in fights. I'm obsessed with Stephen King.

My family is like my backup. I have one mom and dad that aren't divorced, and one brother and he has a "girlfriend" (and that's QUOTE girlfriend) that is pretty nice. My Mom used to work for a Pharmaceutical company, but she decided to stay home and put photos into albums...NOT REALLY! She'd like to stay home with us more often, and get more done around the house. So, she didn't "retire", get "fired", "quit", or any of those rude terms. My Dad works for the EPA, they work around the world! He's been to places several times, including Australia (which is where I want to go), and China, Japan, D.C., all those important places for his work. What he mainly does is relate climate to something with water-I'm not totally sure, he just switched what he was doing. My brother started his first job this summer, at a recreation center with summer camps, a water park, indoor pools, gym, etc. etc. - you know what I mean. So he should really enjoy that. His birthstone is Sapphire (if any of you are smart, you'd know that's December). I'm NOT saying how old he will be. And - I'm single. FIGURES. I'm obsessed with Stephen King.

Things I Hate: The Devil; Jacob Black; Global Warming; Jacob Black; Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus; people who think they're so cool; a guy that's a jerk; etc.

My Pet Peeve: Some person who smacks the friggin' heck out of a lollipop at school. Hey insert name here, uh -" SMACK SMACK "Yeah, uh-" SLURP, "Can I ask-" SLURP SMACK "Uh, I'm trying to ask-" CRUNCH! I mean really. REALLY?

Jokes- Not By OceanFreak819

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy, and we're gonna make mistakes.

You don't know anything at all about Egypt? Tut, tut, tut.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall-and a pretty good summer, too.

Have a nice trip! See you next fall.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention

When she pulls away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

Don't we all wish this was true?

Check out my stories! COMMENT. PM ME. DO SOMETHING. THANKS!


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Dancing in the Rain by FaithTrustAndALittlePixieDust reviews
It's just raining and we're just dancing. Various pairings. Just some one-shots on rainy days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009
The Graveyard by FacelessxAuthor reviews
So, it was just one of those typical days. Me, reading my favorite book. Edward, watching my every move. Then, there was a loud BAM! My book wasn't in my hands. Edward was beside me. We weren't in Forks anymore. DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009
An Old Friend by FacelessxAuthor reviews
When Bella's supposed ex-boyfriend comes to town, what's going to happen? How's Edward going to react? How is Bella going to react? Let's just hope we don't have to get out hands dirty...ExB DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009
A Darkening Twilight by FacelessxAuthor reviews
In which a mother is bitten, a creator is abandoned, a human gets lost in a storm, a cousin betrays, a death sentence is taken to Italy, and an angry lion falls in love with a helpless lamb. AU, BxE, R&R? DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009
A Twinkling by cware reviews
Christmas time has rolled around. Sonny has nowhere to go for vacation, and Chad doesn't want to go home. When these two are brought together, can they make it a Holiday to remember? Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,088 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Hazel by edwardlover10 reviews
Bella and Edward wake up in an alternate reality, right after the end of Breaking Dawn. Everything is strange in this alternate universe. Can Edward and Bella fix it before it’s too late? E/B’s POV. Full summary inside. R&R, flames are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,893 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Little Words by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Bella arrives at Jacob's doorstep to tell him three little words. One-shot, what I think should have happened, YEAH. GO AHEAD, FLAME! Lisa: You are so pathetic. Me: Oh, and you're not. Lisa: ...Touche. T for one little cuss word. TEAM EDWARD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by FacelessxAuthor reviews
The few minutes before Rosalie's change. Pre-Twilight. One-Shot. Nothing to do with song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
THERE BACK ! by Creative Heart 1997 reviews
Its been 100 yaers since edward left bella. shes a vampire now and what happens when she and the cullens met again. please R&R! (Abandoned for now may rewrite)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Cell Alternate Ending by Bystander38 reviews
An alternate ending to Stephen King's novel, Cell.
Cell - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
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The End of iCarly? reviews
Okay, so this starts as Neville and Missy trying to get rid of iCarly. But will all the stress and craziness go to the iCarly clan's heads? Will iCarly end because of the two stars and tech producer? Or will all end well and Neville and Missy fail? R&R!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009
Emily and Millie reviews
When Emily and Millie get into an argument about her hypnotic ways and life-style on Allpoints Island, Millie kidnapps her Mom. It's up to Emily, Shona, Aaron, and her Dad to get her Mom back.
Emily Windsnap series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009
The Story of Harry and Ginny reviews
Okay, I seriously don't write like what you're going to see. Read my other stories. I don't write like crap! I respect your opinion, but this fanfic is written afully ON PURPOSE. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Ace Ventura On The Case reviews
Ace Ventura is a pet detective, and needs to help find the Miami Dolphins mascott, Snowball. When an encounter with a "fatty" goes wrong, he ends up in a hospital, but he's ready to spring up and start looking for clues. R&R!
Ace Ventura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Ace Ventura
This One Life reviews
Bella becomes a vampire at the end of Twilight-at least she thinks she does! It's my first FanFiction story, so sorry for any mistakes or non-entertainment. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009