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Author has written 27 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Twilight, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, D.Gray-Man, Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Toriko, and Death Note.
Hi! I am Aurla0! This is my profile!
YES, I AM ALIVE, THANK YOU!!!
LIST OF IMPORTANT STUFF
Fave thing to do: SLEEP
Fave author: Mmm... Teal Eyed Being... or excentrykemuse
Fave Fandom: HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOW DO I LIVE
Fave Manga: Katekyo Hitman Reborn currently. It's like shounenai in a big humorous fun package!
Fave Fanfiction: Can't say.
Fave animal: Tiger
Fave colour: Purple
Fave character: Silver and white haired bishies. All of them.
Fave flower: Lilac
Ok, now into the random stuff!
If you hate Naruto repeating "BELIEVE IT!" copy and paste this in your profile.
If you find Akatsuki humor just the funniest thing in the world 'cause they're cool and they know it, copy and paste this in your profile.
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Stop. Stare. Turn around and walk back out silently.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
JIRAIYA!!!! ... (I didn't mean it that way... O///O)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20) How emo is Seven?
Fandoms On My Mind
Anime/Manga: Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Bleach, Claymore, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Kuroshitsuji, Loveless, Nabari no Ou, YuGiOh, Hetalia-Axis Powers, One Piece, Bakuman, Death Note, Loveless, Gintama, Toriko... umm... yeah.
Games: Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, sometimes Pokemon (in rare cases)
Books: Twilight, Harry Potter.
IN CASE ANYONE ACTUALLY LOOKS AT MY PROFILE:
Good places to find manga are...
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My avatar now is... A really nice picture from deviantart! Yay! o
Actual Product Labels that Scare Me
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (oh no! but that's the only time I have to work on my hair...!)
On another hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)
On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (you fail.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Ah... we could reduce the rate of construction accidents by so much if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts...)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One should hope!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to outer space?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (no shit Sherlock.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere...?)
On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning: May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.)
My Mother Taught Me:
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?!"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it!"
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"Look, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more!"
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
I love my mother!
"Darling, if you make me watch myself tear up, I will blow your face off." Zolf J. Kimblee to Envy, 'Many Kinds of Monsters' by NoClueKid
"When don't you? But fine – you wanna finish up, I will literally be standing. Right. Here." Envy fixed all three of them with its best sour glare. "Have fun." Envy to Greed and Floozies, 'Many Kinds of Monsters by NoClueKid
"I can't believe you just hit on my Cloud Guardian and actually invited her to have sex with you!" Tsunayoshi Sawada to Reborn, 'Seduzione' by vedette26
"Kimblee, this is Greed, my brother. He wants everything in the world. Yes, that includes you. Yes, that means what you think it does. Hope that's not awkward." Envy to Greed and Zolf J. Kimblee, 'Many Kinds of Monsters by NoClueKid
"Obviously I'm so insanely desirable I make humans forget their biology." Greed to Zolf J. Kimblee, 'Many Kinds of Monsters' by NoClueKid
"…Hiruma-senpai was right…annoying guy number one got faster and stronger and why does that kind of person exist? He can probably fly and do Kamehameha—" Kagome Higurashi, 'Keep Me Interested' by 999patientia
"It sounds familiar." Harry protested. "I've definitely heard of him before. Was he in Professor Binns class?"
"Of course." Malfoy breathed, scathingly. "Were you so busy with the current Dark Lord you forget the other one? Honestly Potter, aside from evading death, did you learn anything in the last seven years?"
"… I learned how to duck." Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, 'Ain't no Rest for the Wicked' by stratusfish
"I desert with the bulk of your men - never mind that ShinRa's constantly churning out more, I took trained SOLDIERs, not cadets - and you call it a mistake? 'Whoopsie! There goes Genesis, running off with ShinRa's live resources! Tsk tsk!'" Genesis Rhapsodos to Director Lazard, 'Angel's Wings' by KittenFair
"Well I didn't just spawn." Cloud Strife to Reno, 'Angel's Wings' by KittenFair
"Save my boyfriend, save Sephiroth's boyfriend, save your boyfriend, save the world. I got it, yo." Cloud Strife to Reno, 'Final Fantasy VII: Angelic Threnody' by DarkSeraphim1
A confused murmur ran through the class. Snape raised his voice. "Given this appalling lack of proper instruction, I am surprised - no, impressed, dammit- that so many of you scraped a passing grade in this subject. I cannot imagine where you all learned so much about Defense Against the Dark Arts, especially since you were taught by Professor Umbridge last year, who wouldn't recognize the Dark Lord if he were sitting right in front of her."
"Well, I'm glad we've got you teaching us this year, then, sir," put in Tom innocently. He smiled up at Snape. Severus Snape and Tom Marvolo Riddle, 'Surrender' by Paimpont
He might trust the herald of OMEGA with his life, but there was clearly a good case against trusting the gold-eyed being with absolutely anything else including sanity, physical integrity and long term plans. Chaos was to plans what a sledgehammer was to a watermelon. Cloud Strife on Chaos, 'Valentine's Day' by Umei no Mai
"Everyone, don't panic, it's not an streaker!" Tony shouted after him. "It's Captain America! I repeat, Captain America, not available for bachelorette parties! Unless I can be his manager, in which case the name is Stark, phone number 212--" Tony Stark, 'Mr. July' by jibrailis on Archive Of Our Own
“Oh my God,” he says, eyes still wide, hair looking wild. “We fucked. You fucked me. And good, if what my body feels like is any indication.” He looks so unhappy, so thoroughly distraught, that Steve winces, expecting rebuke, and then Tony wails out, “And I don’t remember it. Oh my God, why.” Tony Stark, 'Wants And Needs' by infinite_wonders on AO3
"Lazard's going to be angry that you're missing more work."
"Lazard can go fuck himself."
"Hojo can go fuck himself too."
"Your loyalty is overwhelming," Tseng said dryly. Sephiroth and Tseng, 'Ballroom' by XpaperplaneX
So after two weeks of being stalked, Cloud had tried everything and had finally realised that if the great General Sephiroth wanted to stalk you, then stalked you were. It was soon after this realisation that the cadet had taken to wearing clothes in the shower. 'Stalked By The Silver Grudge' by Grell The Leper
NO, I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER
JESUS IS NOT OF ASGARD
HE IS NOT OF ASGARD, EITHER
- Thor Thor and Bruce Banner, 'The Very Inappropriate Misuse of Stark Technologies' by kyaticlikestea on AO3
Well, I wouldn’t know, quite frankly, and if you find out, for the love of Christ don’t tell me because that is something I could live quite happily without knowing. Heck, I’m envisioning my future with a nice picket fence, a wife, two kids and some apple pie. The knowledge of Tony’s sexual fantasies is notably missing from this image. OK?
- Clint Clint Barton, 'Sexts from Steve' by kyaticlikestea on AO3
You built a toaster that resents bagels,” Clint pointed out. “Which is kind of a flaw. You know. FOR A TOASTER.”
“Bagels are hard to toast,” Tony explained. “You'd resent them, too.” Tony Stark and Clint Barton, 'Some Things Shouldn't Be A Chore' by scifigrl47 on AO3
"Our fucking couch is wrecked," Genesis said, "so we had no couch to fuck on." Genesis Rhapsodos, 'The Mission' by Ardwynna Morrigu
“You, me, the obvious failure on your part to take advantage of something that very much wants to be taken advantage of. I am lying in your lap, Steve. I don’t know how to make myself more desirable, save hiding naked in your bed and shouting ‘surprise’.” Tony Stark to Steve Rogers, 'Grounded' by ashinan on AO3
"-I've just realized why the word congenial is so chilly sounding. It's too close to congeal and congenital. " OC, 'Minion' by Gevaisa
Steve's smile was like the sun coming out of a cloud bank, warm and familiar and still blinding. “Wanna make out on the couch?”
“Too bad. We're going to medical.”
“I'm regretting this relationship already.” Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, 'The Act of Creation Will Be Your Salvation' by scifigrl47 on AO3
'—he really didn't fit in here, even if he was better at hiding it than Toriko, who blended in with absolutely nothing,or even Sani, who didn't so much participate in the world as float slightly above it, sometimes literally, and occasionally deign to involve himself.
And Zebra made the news, considering that he was, essentially, a natural disaster on legs. With an appetite. He didn't count.' Coco, 'Helping Hands' by Dreaming of Everything
Charles looked like he was about to respond, but Raven cut him off. "Here, let me demonstrate what it's like living with the two of you," she said, stepping aside to transform into Charles' appearance. Appearing as him, she said, "Oh Erik, sit by me Erik, let's play chess all day, yeah, I want you to move your pieces all over my board."
Then she transformed to appear like Erik and said, "Oh Charles, I only pretend to be the strong silent type, but all I really want to do is braid your hair and tell you about my feelings."
She turned into Charles again and said, "Oh Erik you're so funny and powerful and manly, let's have dinner by the fireplace just us two, AGAIN, oh Erik I have looked into your mind and seen how beautiful you are, oh Erik, let me find excuses to watch you work out and pretend I'm just there to talk about the virtues of pacifism."
And as Erik, she said, "Oh Charles, let's play that game where you try to hurt me with a gun, oh Charles, I believe in destroying my enemies and I'm going to get right on that after I finish staring into your beautiful, moist eyes, Oh Charles, use your power on me, I love it when you penetrate me, I mean, you know, in my brain."
By the end of her impressions, Charles looked disturbed and confused, Erik looked annoyed, and Moira was literally on the floor from laughing so hard.
Excerpt from a prompt fill on X-MEN FIRST KINK on LJ
And the Knight of Blood so embraced the Bard of Rage, and in each other's arms they were aquiver. And with righteous pap and blessed shoosh he did quell his brother's fury. For the Knight looked upon his Bard all acting up and completely losing his shit and he did resolve to calmeth his juggalo ass right the fuck down. And so calmed down his juggalo ass was and would continueth to be for all time. And the Knight in totally settling a murderous clown's ludicrous shit down proper said, Let there be Moirallegiance: and it was so. And between moirails would flow bounteous mirth, and they did hug bumpeth plentifully, and honks of reconciliation echoed far and true into the darkness upon the face of the deep.
Homestuck by Andrew Hussie
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
TG: hey egbert
'Mobius Primary Color Double Reacharound' by JumpingJackFlash on AO3
==>Sollux: Be Eridan again.
You can’t be Eridan no matter how far down his throat you stick your tongue, but the viewpoint obligingly shifts anyway.
'And So We Three, Dreaming' by Red Savant on AO3
CG: OH NO.
The Sufferer, 'Filling Blanks and Taking Names' by ashkatom on AO3
Dualscar was petty, overemotional, and far too fond of seapuns, but the worst you were subject to under him was terrible poetry about the lustre of Her Imperial Condescension’s hair.
The first thing you did, once you came out of your grief-fugue, was rip all of Dualscar’s poetry to shreds and throw it overboard. It was a service to trollkind, and any sane ruler would have given you a medal.
The Dolorosa, 'Filling Blanks and Taking Names' by ashkatom on AO3
"Eridan, nobody is gonna think 'oh, I shouldn't call, he might cordon off an entire day of his week to marathon a series of shitty Dreamworks movies'. No one does this. Other normal human beings do not have the ability to read your mind and divine that you are a fucking lunatic."
Dave Strider to Eridan Ampora, 'Family Never Ends' by embarrassingfanfiction on AO3
“Holy shit. You have surpassed all previous levels of sheer brilliance. What was I thinking this whole time, trying to look inside myself to find out how I feel. Obviously I should have been staring at Tavros and waiting for the moment. Thanks for saving me there, buddy. I just dodged a bullet. Also, you think I should go A-line, or mermaid style?”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Dave! If it’s beach-side, you have to go with long and slinky.”
“Fuck, there goes another bullet that almost hit me. What would I do without you?”
“Haha, I dunno! Um, but, seriously, Dave?”
“Don’t tell me. I already know.”
“Yeah. If I want a slinky white dress, I’m gonna have to lose five pounds first, or else I’ll look as big as a house.”
“I actually wasn’t going to say that, but only because I figured it went without saying.”
Dave Strider and John Egbert, 'The Irony of Bubblemates' by ros3bud009 on AO3
"I think I'm in love." You admit.
"I think you're a fucking masochist." Kanaya replies.
Dirk Strider and Kanaya Maryam, 'uU Yogurt' by Sonamae on AO3
“Quit yer wwhining!” He said, “Do yeh think our great troll ancestors threww fits wwhen someone insulted ‘em?”
“Yes Father, accordin’ to you anyone wwho spoke against them wwere culled on the spot.”
“…Let me rephrase that. Do yeh evver see me throww a tantrum or hit someone wwhen they call me somethin’ bad?”
“Yes Father, you and Vvris’s mom got in a fistfight the other day because she called you a “prude” or somethin’.”
AU Dualscar and Eridan Ampora, 'In Which the Characters are all Babies in an Alternate Universe and Baby John Egbert Meets Grub Karkat Vantas for the First Time and Various Baby Shenanigans Ensue.' by Skitskat24 on AO3
AT: Um. We still have a lot of...
CG: FUCKING DO NOT SAY IRONS. AND THEY HAD BETTER NOT BE IN THE DAMN FIRE.
AT: I am sorry to report there are irons. And fire. Sick, sick fire that is definitely raising the temperature of those irons. Which are like white-hot needles stabbing out the eyes of wrathful deities. I should also probably say something about miracles.
Tavros Nitram and Karkat Vantas, 'Ashes' by OtherCat on AO3
Vriska... is really cool and exciting. Okay. You think about kissing her. It makes you nervous. In your imagination, she bites you. Then she steals your wallet modus.
John Egbert, 'Mobius Primary Color Double Reacharound' by JumpingJackFlash on AO3
CA: blackmails such an ugly wword
Eridan Ampora to Nepeta Leijon, 'Herding Cats' by childishGambino on AO3
FGA: I Would Say Im Sorry
Kanaya Maryam, 'Herding Cats' by childishGambino on AO3
You spot the mess of sopor you made on another wall and chance it. "...pies?"
NO, YOU DUMBASS. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE ON ANY WALL WHATSOEVER. IT SHOULD BE IN YOUR COON. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
Gamzee Makara and Gamzee's Inner Karkat, 'Cultstuck!' by elanor_pam
NO, YOU UTTER MESS OF A TROLL. YOUR THINKPAN DOES NOT HAVE A CONNECTION TO WIRELESS TROLLNET.
Gamzee's Inner Karkat to Gamzee Makara, 'Cultstuck!' by elanor_pam
CA: swweet a you ta wworry but no
Eridan Ampora, 'Cultstuck!' by elanor_pam
In the silence, Karkat folds his arms. “Since my extremely generous estimation of your collective intelligence would have to plunge into the negatives otherwise, I am going to assume that we are safe for the time being, and that this chunk of wall fell off the building due to renown shoddy local building practices.”
“KK, you can thee the Mileth,” Sollux says.
“I am pretending they do not exist, because that would mean we are about to die,” Karkat says, and kicks Sollux in the ankle.
“We’re fine!” Roxy says. “We’re hiding.”
“We are doing an excellent job of it,” Terezi says. “I can’t see any of you!”
'Filling Blanks and Taking Names' by ashkatom on AO3
John Egbert and Karkat Vantas, 'Prospit Sandwiches with Alternian Fillings' by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) on AO3
TT: Whoa, can we back that hard the fuck up?
TT: ‘The robot’s been laying low lately’?
GT: Oh god oh no uhhhh what i meant was we totally sparred this morning and doesnt that feel like back in the day haha!!! How time flies when youre having a ball etc.
TT: Do you know how much it hurts to hear you lie to me like this?
GT: Good gravy nothing so base as a lie is whats operating here!!!!
GT ’s skull helmet computer ceased operating due to a severe blow to the head!
TT: Not anywhere near as much as it hurts to get a backhand from two kilograms of hollow steel.
Jake English, Roxy Lalonde and AR, 'packed to the brim with thrills and spills' by suitablyskippy on AO3
She punches you on the arm, but it doesn’t hurt at all, so that’s okay. “What took you so long to get here? The pitywingbeasts are driving me crazy!” You’re pretty sure that means she was concerned for your wellbeing, and also that the pitywingbeasts are driving her crazy.
Tavros Nitram on Vriska Serket, 'Once A King Or Queen' by Cygna_hime on AO3
ALERT!!!!! THESE THINGS I HATE!
Homophobes, definitely. Racists. Sexists. Random flamers who do it for no reason. People who gush over Mary Sues- if those writers were told the problem, they'd try to fix it (the main blame for those disgusting fics goes to you). Those people who fight about Koreans and the Japanese on Youtube channels. (And yes, that was so specific for a reason), and Authors Notes as chapters (Not the authors. Just the notes, because they usually mean something bad has happened.)
I think that's it.
Thanks for reading, Aurla0
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