Author has written 27 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Twilight, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, D.Gray-Man, Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Toriko, and Death Note.
"Darling, if you make me watch myself tear up, I will blow your face off." Zolf J. Kimblee to Envy, 'Many Kinds of Monsters' by NoClueKid
"When don't you? But fine – you wanna finish up, I will literally be standing. Right. Here." Envy fixed all three of them with its best sour glare. "Have fun." Envy to Greed and Floozies, 'Many Kinds of Monsters by NoClueKid
"I can't believe you just hit on my Cloud Guardian and actually invited her to have sex with you!" Tsunayoshi Sawada to Reborn, 'Seduzione' by vedette26
"Kimblee, this is Greed, my brother. He wants everything in the world. Yes, that includes you. Yes, that means what you think it does. Hope that's not awkward." Envy to Greed and Zolf J. Kimblee, 'Many Kinds of Monsters by NoClueKid
"Obviously I'm so insanely desirable I make humans forget their biology." Greed to Zolf J. Kimblee, 'Many Kinds of Monsters' by NoClueKid
"…Hiruma-senpai was right…annoying guy number one got faster and stronger and why does that kind of person exist? He can probably fly and do Kamehameha—" Kagome Higurashi, 'Keep Me Interested' by 999patientia
"It sounds familiar." Harry protested. "I've definitely heard of him before. Was he in Professor Binns class?"
"Of course." Malfoy breathed, scathingly. "Were you so busy with the current Dark Lord you forget the other one? Honestly Potter, aside from evading death, did you learn anything in the last seven years?"
"… I learned how to duck." Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, 'Ain't no Rest for the Wicked' by stratusfish
"I desert with the bulk of your men - never mind that ShinRa's constantly churning out more, I took trained SOLDIERs, not cadets - and you call it a mistake? 'Whoopsie! There goes Genesis, running off with ShinRa's live resources! Tsk tsk!'" Genesis Rhapsodos to Director Lazard, 'Angel's Wings' by KittenFair
"Well I didn't just spawn." Cloud Strife to Reno, 'Angel's Wings' by KittenFair
"Save my boyfriend, save Sephiroth's boyfriend, save your boyfriend, save the world. I got it, yo." Cloud Strife to Reno, 'Final Fantasy VII: Angelic Threnody' by DarkSeraphim1
A confused murmur ran through the class. Snape raised his voice. "Given this appalling lack of proper instruction, I am surprised - no, impressed, dammit- that so many of you scraped a passing grade in this subject. I cannot imagine where you all learned so much about Defense Against the Dark Arts, especially since you were taught by Professor Umbridge last year, who wouldn't recognize the Dark Lord if he were sitting right in front of her."
"Well, I'm glad we've got you teaching us this year, then, sir," put in Tom innocently. He smiled up at Snape. Severus Snape and Tom Marvolo Riddle, 'Surrender' by Paimpont
He might trust the herald of OMEGA with his life, but there was clearly a good case against trusting the gold-eyed being with absolutely anything else including sanity, physical integrity and long term plans. Chaos was to plans what a sledgehammer was to a watermelon. Cloud Strife on Chaos, 'Valentine's Day' by Umei no Mai
"Everyone, don't panic, it's not an streaker!" Tony shouted after him. "It's Captain America! I repeat, Captain America, not available for bachelorette parties! Unless I can be his manager, in which case the name is Stark, phone number 212--" Tony Stark, 'Mr. July' by jibrailis on Archive Of Our Own
“Oh my God,” he says, eyes still wide, hair looking wild. “We fucked. You fucked me. And good, if what my body feels like is any indication.” He looks so unhappy, so thoroughly distraught, that Steve winces, expecting rebuke, and then Tony wails out, “And I don’t remember it. Oh my God, why.” Tony Stark, 'Wants And Needs' by infinite_wonders on AO3
"Lazard's going to be angry that you're missing more work."
"Lazard can go fuck himself."
"Hojo can go fuck himself too."
"Your loyalty is overwhelming," Tseng said dryly. Sephiroth and Tseng, 'Ballroom' by XpaperplaneX
So after two weeks of being stalked, Cloud had tried everything and had finally realised that if the great General Sephiroth wanted to stalk you, then stalked you were. It was soon after this realisation that the cadet had taken to wearing clothes in the shower. 'Stalked By The Silver Grudge' by Grell The Leper
NO, I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER
JESUS IS NOT OF ASGARD
HE IS NOT OF ASGARD, EITHER
- Thor Thor and Bruce Banner, 'The Very Inappropriate Misuse of Stark Technologies' by kyaticlikestea on AO3
Well, I wouldn’t know, quite frankly, and if you find out, for the love of Christ don’t tell me because that is something I could live quite happily without knowing. Heck, I’m envisioning my future with a nice picket fence, a wife, two kids and some apple pie. The knowledge of Tony’s sexual fantasies is notably missing from this image. OK?
- Clint Clint Barton, 'Sexts from Steve' by kyaticlikestea on AO3
You built a toaster that resents bagels,” Clint pointed out. “Which is kind of a flaw. You know. FOR A TOASTER.”
“Bagels are hard to toast,” Tony explained. “You'd resent them, too.” Tony Stark and Clint Barton, 'Some Things Shouldn't Be A Chore' by scifigrl47 on AO3
"Our fucking couch is wrecked," Genesis said, "so we had no couch to fuck on." Genesis Rhapsodos, 'The Mission' by Ardwynna Morrigu
“You, me, the obvious failure on your part to take advantage of something that very much wants to be taken advantage of. I am lying in your lap, Steve. I don’t know how to make myself more desirable, save hiding naked in your bed and shouting ‘surprise’.” Tony Stark to Steve Rogers, 'Grounded' by ashinan on AO3
"-I've just realized why the word congenial is so chilly sounding. It's too close to congeal and congenital. " OC, 'Minion' by Gevaisa
Steve's smile was like the sun coming out of a cloud bank, warm and familiar and still blinding. “Wanna make out on the couch?”
“Too bad. We're going to medical.”
“I'm regretting this relationship already.” Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, 'The Act of Creation Will Be Your Salvation' by scifigrl47 on AO3
'—he really didn't fit in here, even if he was better at hiding it than Toriko, who blended in with absolutely nothing,or even Sani, who didn't so much participate in the world as float slightly above it, sometimes literally, and occasionally deign to involve himself.
And Zebra made the news, considering that he was, essentially, a natural disaster on legs. With an appetite. He didn't count.' Coco, 'Helping Hands' by Dreaming of Everything
Charles looked like he was about to respond, but Raven cut him off. "Here, let me demonstrate what it's like living with the two of you," she said, stepping aside to transform into Charles' appearance. Appearing as him, she said, "Oh Erik, sit by me Erik, let's play chess all day, yeah, I want you to move your pieces all over my board."
Then she transformed to appear like Erik and said, "Oh Charles, I only pretend to be the strong silent type, but all I really want to do is braid your hair and tell you about my feelings."
She turned into Charles again and said, "Oh Erik you're so funny and powerful and manly, let's have dinner by the fireplace just us two, AGAIN, oh Erik I have looked into your mind and seen how beautiful you are, oh Erik, let me find excuses to watch you work out and pretend I'm just there to talk about the virtues of pacifism."
And as Erik, she said, "Oh Charles, let's play that game where you try to hurt me with a gun, oh Charles, I believe in destroying my enemies and I'm going to get right on that after I finish staring into your beautiful, moist eyes, Oh Charles, use your power on me, I love it when you penetrate me, I mean, you know, in my brain."
By the end of her impressions, Charles looked disturbed and confused, Erik looked annoyed, and Moira was literally on the floor from laughing so hard.
Excerpt from a prompt fill on X-MEN FIRST KINK on LJ
And the Knight of Blood so embraced the Bard of Rage, and in each other's arms they were aquiver. And with righteous pap and blessed shoosh he did quell his brother's fury. For the Knight looked upon his Bard all acting up and completely losing his shit and he did resolve to calmeth his juggalo ass right the fuck down. And so calmed down his juggalo ass was and would continueth to be for all time. And the Knight in totally settling a murderous clown's ludicrous shit down proper said, Let there be Moirallegiance: and it was so. And between moirails would flow bounteous mirth, and they did hug bumpeth plentifully, and honks of reconciliation echoed far and true into the darkness upon the face of the deep.
Homestuck by Andrew Hussie
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
TG: hey egbert
'Mobius Primary Color Double Reacharound' by JumpingJackFlash on AO3
==>Sollux: Be Eridan again.
You can’t be Eridan no matter how far down his throat you stick your tongue, but the viewpoint obligingly shifts anyway.
'And So We Three, Dreaming' by Red Savant on AO3
CG: OH NO.
The Sufferer, 'Filling Blanks and Taking Names' by ashkatom on AO3
Dualscar was petty, overemotional, and far too fond of seapuns, but the worst you were subject to under him was terrible poetry about the lustre of Her Imperial Condescension’s hair.
The first thing you did, once you came out of your grief-fugue, was rip all of Dualscar’s poetry to shreds and throw it overboard. It was a service to trollkind, and any sane ruler would have given you a medal.
The Dolorosa, 'Filling Blanks and Taking Names' by ashkatom on AO3
"Eridan, nobody is gonna think 'oh, I shouldn't call, he might cordon off an entire day of his week to marathon a series of shitty Dreamworks movies'. No one does this. Other normal human beings do not have the ability to read your mind and divine that you are a fucking lunatic."
Dave Strider to Eridan Ampora, 'Family Never Ends' by embarrassingfanfiction on AO3
“Holy shit. You have surpassed all previous levels of sheer brilliance. What was I thinking this whole time, trying to look inside myself to find out how I feel. Obviously I should have been staring at Tavros and waiting for the moment. Thanks for saving me there, buddy. I just dodged a bullet. Also, you think I should go A-line, or mermaid style?”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Dave! If it’s beach-side, you have to go with long and slinky.”
“Fuck, there goes another bullet that almost hit me. What would I do without you?”
“Haha, I dunno! Um, but, seriously, Dave?”
“Don’t tell me. I already know.”
“Yeah. If I want a slinky white dress, I’m gonna have to lose five pounds first, or else I’ll look as big as a house.”
“I actually wasn’t going to say that, but only because I figured it went without saying.”
Dave Strider and John Egbert, 'The Irony of Bubblemates' by ros3bud009 on AO3
"I think I'm in love." You admit.
"I think you're a fucking masochist." Kanaya replies.
Dirk Strider and Kanaya Maryam, 'uU Yogurt' by Sonamae on AO3
“Quit yer wwhining!” He said, “Do yeh think our great troll ancestors threww fits wwhen someone insulted ‘em?”
“Yes Father, accordin’ to you anyone wwho spoke against them wwere culled on the spot.”
“…Let me rephrase that. Do yeh evver see me throww a tantrum or hit someone wwhen they call me somethin’ bad?”
“Yes Father, you and Vvris’s mom got in a fistfight the other day because she called you a “prude” or somethin’.”
AU Dualscar and Eridan Ampora, 'In Which the Characters are all Babies in an Alternate Universe and Baby John Egbert Meets Grub Karkat Vantas for the First Time and Various Baby Shenanigans Ensue.' by Skitskat24 on AO3
AT: Um. We still have a lot of...
CG: FUCKING DO NOT SAY IRONS. AND THEY HAD BETTER NOT BE IN THE DAMN FIRE.
AT: I am sorry to report there are irons. And fire. Sick, sick fire that is definitely raising the temperature of those irons. Which are like white-hot needles stabbing out the eyes of wrathful deities. I should also probably say something about miracles.
Tavros Nitram and Karkat Vantas, 'Ashes' by OtherCat on AO3
Vriska... is really cool and exciting. Okay. You think about kissing her. It makes you nervous. In your imagination, she bites you. Then she steals your wallet modus.
John Egbert, 'Mobius Primary Color Double Reacharound' by JumpingJackFlash on AO3
CA: blackmails such an ugly wword
Eridan Ampora to Nepeta Leijon, 'Herding Cats' by childishGambino on AO3
FGA: I Would Say Im Sorry
Kanaya Maryam, 'Herding Cats' by childishGambino on AO3
You spot the mess of sopor you made on another wall and chance it. "...pies?"
NO, YOU DUMBASS. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE ON ANY WALL WHATSOEVER. IT SHOULD BE IN YOUR COON. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
Gamzee Makara and Gamzee's Inner Karkat, 'Cultstuck!' by elanor_pam
NO, YOU UTTER MESS OF A TROLL. YOUR THINKPAN DOES NOT HAVE A CONNECTION TO WIRELESS TROLLNET.
Gamzee's Inner Karkat to Gamzee Makara, 'Cultstuck!' by elanor_pam
CA: swweet a you ta wworry but no
Eridan Ampora, 'Cultstuck!' by elanor_pam
In the silence, Karkat folds his arms. “Since my extremely generous estimation of your collective intelligence would have to plunge into the negatives otherwise, I am going to assume that we are safe for the time being, and that this chunk of wall fell off the building due to renown shoddy local building practices.”
“KK, you can thee the Mileth,” Sollux says.
“I am pretending they do not exist, because that would mean we are about to die,” Karkat says, and kicks Sollux in the ankle.
“We’re fine!” Roxy says. “We’re hiding.”
“We are doing an excellent job of it,” Terezi says. “I can’t see any of you!”
'Filling Blanks and Taking Names' by ashkatom on AO3
John Egbert and Karkat Vantas, 'Prospit Sandwiches with Alternian Fillings' by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) on AO3
TT: Whoa, can we back that hard the fuck up?
TT: ‘The robot’s been laying low lately’?
GT: Oh god oh no uhhhh what i meant was we totally sparred this morning and doesnt that feel like back in the day haha!!! How time flies when youre having a ball etc.
TT: Do you know how much it hurts to hear you lie to me like this?
GT: Good gravy nothing so base as a lie is whats operating here!!!!
GT ’s skull helmet computer ceased operating due to a severe blow to the head!
TT: Not anywhere near as much as it hurts to get a backhand from two kilograms of hollow steel.
Jake English, Roxy Lalonde and AR, 'packed to the brim with thrills and spills' by suitablyskippy on AO3
She punches you on the arm, but it doesn’t hurt at all, so that’s okay. “What took you so long to get here? The pitywingbeasts are driving me crazy!” You’re pretty sure that means she was concerned for your wellbeing, and also that the pitywingbeasts are driving her crazy.
Tavros Nitram on Vriska Serket, 'Once A King Or Queen' by Cygna_hime on AO3