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Joined 06-06-09, id: 1960643, Profile Updated: 01-15-11
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

I don't want to be a Princess is on hold for the time being. I might try to slightly re-write it. And I can't say when I will update, but I don't expect it to be anytime soon.

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up."
— Neil Gaiman (The Kindly Ones)

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
— Dr. Seuss

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."— Douglas Adams

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." — Woody Allen

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. " — W.C. Fields

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." — Groucho Marx

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it." — Groucho Marx

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car." — Garrison Keillor

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."— Robert Maynard Hutchins

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."— Charles M. Schulz

"I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy."— Jonathan Carroll (Bones of the Moon)

There are three types of authors on fanfiction. One, who replies to reviews instantly. Two, who doesn't reply to reviews at all. And then there is RandomlyRandomGirl, who does reply, but just weeks later.

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Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 241 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Piggy Back Ride by katiebrownkatie reviews
Sherlock's never had a piggy back before, John plans to change that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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It starts with goodbye reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is changed by a nomad and is now a vampire. What happens when Bella, her coven, and the Cullen's move back to Forks 100 years later at the same time? will Bella and Edward get back together? Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I don't want to be a Princess reviews
King Edward and Queen Isabella have a baby girl. But she's kidnapped. 13 years later they get a letter from the kidnapper telling them where she is. Can they get her to accept that they're her family? or, more importantly, that she's a Princess? ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009
Who writes the intro? reviews
Have you ever read the beginning of a story, where the main character is introducing themselves, and you wonder what people would think if they could hear them? I do. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Emmett - Complete
I don't love him! reviews
Bella has a crush on Edward, but she pretends that she hates him. Alice is Bella's best friend and Edwards sister. One day Edward says something and Bella wants to know what. All human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Alice - Complete
Snow fight reviews
Jasper, Rosalie and Bella come over to Edward, Emmett and Alice's house and have a snow fight. All human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Picking a wife reviews
Prince Edward needs to get married, but all the Princess are either married or to young. They tell all the girls in the closest town, to come to three balls. Prince Edward will dance with them all. Then Prince Edward will pick his bride on the forth day.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas morning reviews
Edward and Bella's Christmas morning with their kids. All human One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye, I love you reviews
Edwards POV as he watches Bella jump off the cliff. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete