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Joined 06-06-09, id: 1960672, Profile Updated: 07-25-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

“I’m glad in God, far happier than you would ever guess—happy that you’re again showing such strong concern for me. Not that you ever quit praying and thinking about me. You just had no chance to show it. Actually, I don’t have a sense of needing anything personally. I’ve learned by now to be quite content whatever my circumstances. I’m just as happy with little as with much, with much as with little. I’ve found the recipe for being happy whether full or hungry, hands full or hands empty. Whatever I have, wherever I am, I can make it through anything in the One who makes me who I am. I don’t mean that your help didn’t mean a lot to me—it did. It was a beautiful thing that you came alongside me in my troubles.” Philippians 4:10-14

Hello! Welcome to my prolife!

Just a few little things about me…

-I am a natural redhead.
-I am Catholic. I believe in God and I believe in the miracles he’s done.
-I believe in the paranormal. I also think I may have a connection to the paranormal realm.
-My two favorite colors are purple and black! No, I’m not goth like my sister accuses me of being…
-I love rock, pop, country, Dubstep, and Christian music. And now Alternative.
-I wish I had a British accent.
-I FREAKING LOVE HARRY POTTER! I also am into the show version of The Vampire Diaries!
-I love to read.
-I want to be an English teacher for 3rd graders.
-Writing is my passion.


My Favorite Ships

Harry Potter:

-Draco/Harry
-Fred/Hermione (my OTP)
-George/Hermione
-Draco/Hermione
-Harry/Hermione
-Snape/Hermione
-Harry/Ginny
-Harry/Luna
-Ron/Luna
-Sirius/Remus
-James/Lily


The Vampire Diaries:

-Damon/Elena
-Damon/OC
-Bonnie/Jeremy
-Klaus/Caroline
-Kol/Bonnie
-Bonnie/Caroline


The Hunger Games:

-Gale/Katniss
-Peeta/Katniss
-Haymitch/Effie
-Gale/Mage
-Peeta/Delly
-Finnick/Annie


The Corpse Bride:

-Emily/Victor
-Victor.Victoria


Hairspray:

-Link/Tracey
-Seaweed/Penny


Penelope:

-Johnny/Penelope
-Jack/Annie


Something Borrowed:

-Rachel/Ethan


Titanic:

-Jack/Rose


Twilight:

-Bella/Jacob
-Jacob/OC
-Bella/Tayna
-Bella/OC
-Bella/Rosalie


Ships I Absolutly Hate & Therefore Will Not Write About

Harry Potter:

-Drapple
-Flarry
-Ricken
-Ludding
-Hooks


The Vampire Diaries:

-Katherine/Damon
-Stefan/Elena


My Favorite Quotes:

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” -Marilyn Monroe

“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” -Marilyn Monroe

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” -Dr. Seuss

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.” -Dr. Seuss

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...” -Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

“To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.” -C.S. Lewis

“There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” -C.S. Lewis

“Crying is all right in its own way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do.” -C.S. Lewis

“You can make anything by writing.” -C.S. Lewis

“Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.” -C.S. Lewis

“The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.” -C.S. Lewis

“That's the worst of girls," said Edmund to Peter and the Dwarf. "They never can carry a map in their heads."
"That's because our heads have something inside them," said Lucy.” -C.S. Lewis, Prince Caspian: The Return to Narnia

"The Devil doesn't know who he's messing with." -Me

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire



My Favorite AVPM/AVPS Quotes

A Very Potter Musical:

"I don't know, man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks! I'm totally gonna win, it's in the bag!" -Harry Potter, AVPM

"What are you, nuts? Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot! She's the hottest girl I've ever met. She's far more attractive, far more appealing, far more interesting than any girl. That I know. In my immediate group of friends." -Harry Potter, AVPM

"That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!" -Ron Weasley, AVPM

"OH MY GOD. Hermione, shut up." -Ron Weasley, AVPM

"It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch...!" -Ron Weasley, AVPM

"That is a BOSS Zefron poster." -Ron Weasley, AVPM

"Konichiwa Cho Chang it is good to meet you I am Ginny Weasley"..."BITCH I AIN'T CHO CHANG!" Ginny Weasley, AVPM

"Did someone say 'Draco Malfoy?!'" -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"Go Home Terrorist!" *To Quirrel* -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"Dumbledore? Pfft! What an old coot! He's nothing like Rumbleroar. Rumbleroar is the Headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk." -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"Hahaha, hahaha. Now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts, Potter. It's ON MARS. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this! It's Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!" -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I'd give her an 8... 8.5... or a 9... but not... NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it." -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"Andyouhavetobemyslaveforawholedaystartingnow" -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocketship..." -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?" -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you..." -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Yum, Yum, Yum..." -Draco Malfoy, AVPM

"That sucked royal hippogriff. I can't believe we got beat by a girl who's a nerd." -Gregory Goyle, AVPM

"I can't believe I couldn't figure out the countercurse was just 'Unjellify.'" -Gregory Goyle, AVPM

"RUMBLEROAR!" -Gregory Goyle, AVPM

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders." -Cedric Diggory, AVPM

"I don't FIND this suprising at all." -Cedric Diggory, AVPM

"Hey, Harry! I think I FOUND something!" -Cedric Diggory, AVPM

"That's all right! I'm Cho Chang, y'all!" -Cho Chang, AVPM

"Oh my gawd, I won! Can you believe that yall!" -Cho Chang, AVPM

"So basically, I've being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want." -Albus Dumbledore, AVPM

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" -Albus Dumbledore, AVPM

"Hermione Granger, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. 20 more points. God... for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. Ten points to Dumbledore!" -Albus Dumbledore, AVPM

"Malfoy, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" -Albus Dumbledore, AVPM

"What the devil is going on heeere?" -Professor Snape, AVPM

"And remember, a portkey can be a seemingly harmless object, like... a football, or... a dolphin." -Professor Snape, AVPM

[in response to "Can a person be a portkey?"] "No, that's absurd. Because then if a person were to touch themselves... (stares at Ron) ...they would constantly be transported into different places." -Professor Snape, AVPM

"Sit down, you inarticulate bumble. It's Harry Potter." -Professor Snape, AVPM

"You gotta roll over, I can't sleep on my tummy." -Lord Voldemort, AVPM

"Well, I believe everything has its place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your clothes. Namely, A DRESSER!" -Lord Voldemort, AVPM

"What do you want with a rocketship? What business do you have on Mars?" -Lord Voldemort, AVPM

"Now aren't we an odd couple?!?" -Professor Quirrell, AVPM

Dumbledore: "Did your turban just sneeze?" Quirrell: "What...no...that was simply a fart" *Voldemort sneezes again* "I simply farted once more." -Professor Quirrell, AVPM


A Very Potter Sequel:

"Sir, you gotta help me. I just ran away from home from my mean aunt and uncle. They keep me under some stairs. Listen, you've gotta believe me. I got this letter from Hogwarts: School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Sir, listen, please! A bird gave it to me!" -Harry Potter, AVPS

Ron: "Where have you been all my life!?" Harry: "Oh, in a cupboard under some stairs." -Harry Potter, AVPS

"I was in the car with my parents when we crashed...into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar. At least, that's what my liar aunt and uncle told me, so." -Harry Potter, AVPS

"In the Muggle world, I'm just a...I'm something called a douchebag. I play guitar when everybody just wants to hang out, and I make weird covers of Disney songs...who does that? See, Muggles hate that shit. To them I'm just a douchebag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm Jesse McCartney's douche." -Harry Potter, AVPS

Ron: "Favorite Aimee Mann song on three. One, two, three...
Harry and Ron: Red Vines.
Harry: Favorite colour of vines, other than green.
Harry and Ron: Red Vines.
Ron: Favorite way to say 'red wines' in a German accent.
Harry and Ron: Red Vines. OH MY GOD!" -Ron Weasley, AVPS

Ron: "Hey, what flavor did you get?"
Harry: "Broken computer."
Ron: "Gross! I don't even remember the last time I got a candy flavored one."
Harry: "What flavor did you get?"Ron: "Defeat... Well, I give up on these..." -Ron Weasley, AVPS

"Red Vines - what the hell can't they do?" -Ron Weasley, AVPS

"Did you know over 600 house elves die in toilet related incidents every year?" -Hermione Granger, AVPS

"Well you must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard." -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?" -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"Hey Potter. Hey, Potter. Potter. Potter. I drew a picture of you." -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater; it's rather good. It's actually quite good. It's probably the best I've ever done. Actually... can I have that back? Wait, no... I'm taking it! What do you think of that, Potter? I've stolen your favorite drawing!" -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"You wait till my father hears about this. He'll say, 'Draco, you goddamn little poofer! Why don't you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human!' And then he will pull down my diaper, and scold me for the mess I've left in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries." -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"You know, Goyle, using the potty is not so bad. I don't know why I was afraid of it all those years. I think I was concerned about falling in, but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and I put one foot on either side of the potty hole rim, and get a firm footing, I'm actually quite safe. And you know, using the potty is a great time to socialize! You simply look over to the stall next to you, and you say, have a right chat with your neighbor. 'Oh, hello there, good sir. First time using the potty, too, eh? Good luck, my man.' Then you simply squat, like so, and I do my business... in my diaper as usual... and then I undo the side latches, and let the diaper simply fall into the potty. Yes, father will hear of this." -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"It's my daddy! Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!" -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"Daddy! Look! I drew you a picture! It's me on the potty! And, look, that's you in the background and you're saying, 'That's my son!' And then the potty's saying, 'Thank you, Draco! Even potties need to eat!' And there's shading on your hair." -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"In case you were wondering (rolls out from behind pillar and stands up) The 'D' stands for my wiener." -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"Oh, Dobby. Now I lament all those times I beat him senseless within an inch of his life and oh, right, yeah, that one time I drowned a litter of his young...my...brothers?" -Draco Malfoy, AVPS

"I would like to take this opportunity to announce the Hogwarts Astronomy Club. This year we will be paying particularly close attention to the cycles of the moon... and their effects on a certain professor." -Professor Snape, AVPS

"What the devil? It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text?' Now you drag ME into this?!" -Professor Snape, AVPS

"What the devil is going on here!?" -Professor Snape, AVPS

"That's absuuuurd!" -Professor Snape, AVPS

"I have a dilemma. I promised Dumbledore that I would protect the school, but the thing is, Potter... I hate you. I hate you so much. You know what I mean? But, it’s not fair, really, ‘cause it’s your dad is who I hated. And I was in love with your mum, but I had a butt-trumpet. My butt went, POOT POOT, POOT POOT, POOT POOT. And she chose him over me! You know how that is? It pisses me off; I mean, really. It fuckin' pisses me off. I was there for her, y’know? And when she needed someone, I was there, waiting, like a tool! 'Oh, we’re gonna snog now? OK. What about now? Well, I’ll wait. I’ll wait forever, like a tool!' And, just one time... just one time, I wanted to take your mum's... boobies... and put them on my face... and go BRRRBRBRBRBBRBRRR. Waaait, Potter -- what I’m trying to say is that I’m torn up and if you go in there, you’re gonna be in big trouble... oh, screw you. " -Professor Snape, AVPS

"Oh, shit! You guys are kids! I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards. I-I'm sorry. Shoot. I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards." -Professor Lupin, AVPS

"I've said it before, Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been and you always will be...a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Because YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!" -Professor Lupin, AVPS

"There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, or Ravenclaw, or...Jigglypuff." -Professor Lupin, AVPS

"Probably the work of that infamous...Hogwarts...jaguar. He's caused a lot of property damage... especially in my office. *coughs* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that! Ahh, yes, who said that?" -Professor Lupin, AVPS

Snape: "That's absurd!"
Lupin: "You're absurd!"
Snape: "What! Say that again to my face."
Lupin: "You're absurd!"
Snape: "That's absurd!" -Professor Lupin, AVPS

"Sit down, Malfoy ya little shit!" -Albus Dumbledore, AVPS

"Didn't you grow up into a sexy little bitch like your father!" -Albus Dumbledore, AVPS

"How DAAAAAAARE you!" -Lucius Malfoy, AVPS

"And you're going to do that stiff arm movement that you're so fond of, and you two, you're going to do this...yes, it's going to feel goofy but it's going to look so fucking good." -Lucius Malfoy, AVPS

"Oh my god, Umbridge, stop texting me!" -Lucius Malfoy, AVPS

"Drah-co, you danced!" -Lucius Malfoy, AVPS

"Your irrational fear of the potty... Why else would you have such a little D? IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ELF!" -Lucius Malfoy, AVPS

"It was someone I trusted, someone I may have even loved... DOBBY." -Lucius Malfoy, AVPS

"Rule number one, boys. You never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot." -Sirius Black, AVPS

"Not to mention she has cancelled the annual valentine's day feel 'er up dance and replaced it with a nasty old abstinence rally! How am I supposed to remain abstinent when I got a reputation to maintain?!... Professor Flitwick is gonna fail me now!" -Cho Chang, AVPS

"If I catch you with any boys or alcohol, I'll RIP your perky li'l boobs off!" -Professor Umbridge, AVPS

"ITS UMBRIDGE, YOUR MAMA!!!" -Professor Umbridge, AVPS

"Rule number one: no boys...unless they're cuteeee. Rule number two: no alchohol...unless there's plenty to go around!!! And rule number three: no parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED DURDURDRHARHARHRDURDUR" -Professor Umbridge, AVPS


Ways to Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to a random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework


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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile.


Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

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Yes, Hermione by Dream-Like-State reviews
Molly and Arthur are gone, and guess who's left to look after the brood of Weasleys, Potters, painted Siriuses and Oliver Wood after his wedding day? Why Hermione, of course. Read along as she struggles with sibling rivalry, love and life in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Return of the JubliAdder Elves by CheyennePotter95 reviews
A morose Harry - fresh from his Fifth year at Hogwarts - comes into a highly unusual creature inheritence on his sixteenth birthday. Follow Harry as he rediscovers the magical world through new eyes, and learns some horrifying and astonishing truths. H/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,246 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Seamus F.
The Prankster's Apprentice by kitcat234 reviews
Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Of Cliche and Original Characters by Valeda Amira reviews
Something I scrapped from a larger (unfinished & unpublished) story. Draco unwillingly reveals his feelings for Harry while under the influence of Firewhiskey, Veritaserum, peer pressure and a game of questions. Rated for excessive alcohol consumption and some language. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silly Games That Only Result In Snogging by digthewriter reviews
The one where Pansy makes up a snogging game, and Draco ends up in the broom closet with Potter. / Utterly unbetaed. A lot longer than I anticipated. My challenge to the reader: What was the bet Draco lost?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me Like You Mean It by CrazyApplesandOranges reviews
They have a relationship outside of a relationship, and neither really knows why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
George Fabian Weasley Isn't Marrying Me by Daerwyn reviews
A marriage law has been issued and Hermione gets paired with George.They're both broken after the war lets out and perhaps they can seek comfort in each other?Journey through the love and hate of war hero Hermione and jokster George as they overcome love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,885 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Time Of My Life by digthewriter reviews
Oneshot: It's raining and Harry is bored, he's about to watch a film when Draco comes knocking on the door! Harry/Draco. Rated M for mature content. Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On the Other Foot by StrongHermione reviews
Harry and Ron decide to set a prank to ensnare a loving couple in order to antagonise Hermione and Snape—little do they know just who it is on the other side of that door. Gift for Snapefan520 on LJ SSHG newbies. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Managing Love by Lunabeegood reviews
Many years in the future, Severus and Hermione find themselves both teaching at Hogwarts and, after one night of intoxication, discover they have more in common then they thought. It is a tale of mature love with the complications of family, work, prejudice, and their past woven into the tale. JKR owns them-I just play with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,045 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Falling Down by goolsbygirl reviews
Previously "As The World Falls Down." SarahxJareth. Lemons.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Perfect Waldorf Christmas by Lemonlattes reviews
'A Blair Waldorf Christmas is perfection' - What happens when the New York Times decides to follow Blair during the holiday season? Fluff/Humour/Family involving Chuck, Blair and Henry.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Blair, Chuck, Henry - Complete
Relax by futureisbrighter reviews
It's the day before Serena's wedding and Blair Bass is stressed beyond belief. Who can make her calm down more than anyone? Her husband.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Blair, Chuck, Henry - Complete
Closet Space by sailingswan reviews
Emma and Hook are accidentally locked into a closet. Space is very, very limited, but the amount of innuendo isn't as they try to figure a way out.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Before The Dawn by Timeless23 reviews
"It's a fine romance but it's left me so undone. It's always darkest before the dawn." Six months since Killian left. Six months since Emma stopped feeling whole. Six months of nothing. And now he's back.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Broken by AMiserableLove reviews
She wasn't sure how they had even gotten to this point; a simple visit to his ship on her lunch break and he had shoved her up against the wall, covered her protesting mouth with his, and had stripped her of every bit of clothing before pushing her towards his bed. *Smut ahead...rough and angsty sex folks.*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Test of Humanity by gooseberry4613 reviews
The rules should not have applied to her. She had won! Yet, like all those that had come before, she could not remember his Labyrinth or him. Had she been just an ordinary girl, it would not have mattered. But, she was his soul mate. There was only one option left to try to win her heart. He had to give up his immortality and win her heart in her world.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,752 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Sweet by scarlett2u reviews
For Limoversary 2013. "...In the back of his limo." "Several times." Missing moments celebrating the magical night that launched a million trillion butterflies and one amazing 'ship.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
The Ten Year Drive by Lemonlattes reviews
(For our Limoversary). It's the end of an era for Chuck and Blair as they reminisce upon memories from inside the limo. Chuck/Blair/Henry. Fluffy and humorous.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Blair, Chuck, Henry - Complete
Part of the Pack by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione is newly single and doesn't know where she belongs. George Weasley is just trying to learn how to work with being part wolf. The last thing either of them expects is for a nosey twin to step in and play matchmaker. Still, said nosey twin rarely cares whats expected. After all, who is afraid of a big, bad wolf? This is my return story and apology for such a long hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 135,002 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Champagne Supernova by labellerien reviews
Hermione is annoyed that Ron is flirting with Astoria Greengrass. Draco just wants to have some fun and cause a little mischief.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Primal Passions by Carpe Diem Vampire reviews
His hand tangled in my hair as we kissed. Our tongues caressing the other, and our hands groping at whatever part they could reach. I knew he felt possessive of me and that feeling went both ways. I was his and he was mine and no one could take away from us. My new fic, please enjoy! R&R (read&review) rated M for mature content P
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Queen of the Labyrinth by Lady of Wolves reviews
Toby wishes Sarah away to the Underground. Now that she is back, neither Jareth nor the Labyrinth will allow her to return home this time. She belongs to them now. Contains Mature Content.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Our Deep Connection by moshyman reviews
This is a sex story from the movie Avatar with Jake and Neytiri, enjoy! Me and Neytiri wanted to have children but we had to stabalise our clan first...we had finally done it and after some discusion we decided it was time... we prepared to have sex... she had a lot of customs to fallow... after I took charge it happend...I was looking at her massive bulging belly.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Twisted Soul by Faith1990 reviews
Jareth is back, and this time, he won't take no for an answer. -All characters belong to Jim Henson and Co. Please review
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Lost Forever? by MrsWood3 reviews
Hermione and Fred have been secretly dating for 2 years, but when the final battle ensues what will happen to their relationship? will Fred and Hermione be lost forever? Please R&R Thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Bait and Switch by Kayka reviews
Sarah Williams and the Goblin King share a problem. Jareth is delighted. Sarah... Well, Sarah, not so much. Sareth. One-shot. Not for young goblin eyes. Or adult goblin eyes. Or anyone's eyes, possibly.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Puppet Master of Eden by goolsbygirl reviews
"You know," he said casually, as if trying to make conversation, "You told me once that your will was as strong as mine. Please enlighten me, precious, seeing as how you're the one so readily chained to my wall." She finally understood, in that moment, how Eve had fallen. Sarah/Jareth. Oneshot. Lemon. Smut. Dark fic. BDSM. For auctavia1228. Disregard the errors, un-beta'd.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Just fear me, love me by ZiggycamefromMars reviews
Sarah returns to the Labyrinth after Toby wishes their sister away. (Rated M, just to be safe)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,537 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Jareth, Sarah, Toby - Complete
A Taste of Darkness by elenasfire reviews
Kelena AU One-Shot. Set in season 2, associates with the moonstone storyline. The two doppelgangers may have in common more than their looks, but will that lead to something they hadn't planned or will they still remain mortal enemies?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Elena G., Katherine - Complete
Steal Your Heart by heartsmash reviews
What would have happened if Beca hadn't put "Don't You Forget About Me" in the Bellas performance piece for finals? Named for the Augustana song by the same title. Beca/Jesse.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Poison in the Wine by Snipermeow is evil reviews
*This is the first time I write anything for Labyrinth, so please be kind. I was inspired to do so because of my good friend The Trevi Owl who writes amazing stories for the fandom as anyone who reads Labyrinth fanfiction should know. I hope you'll appreciate this small offering, all comments and reviews are welcome- constructive criticism and all. :) Rated M for smut ;)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Love of a Movie Nerd by becc-gallanter reviews
FORMERLY CALLED "SICK DAY"-Beca and Jesse's relationship has come so far in the months following their kiss at the ICCAs. So what will happen when Jesse's romantic plans are foiled by a sick Beca.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,924 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
Breakfast At The Burrow by TheMagicWorks reviews
"Our family is a quilt of odd remnants patched together in a strange pattern, threads fraying, fabric wearing thin— but made to keep its warmth even in bitter cold." - Just a little one-shot about a morning with the Weasley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Comfort by HermioneLunaPotter reviews
Returning to Hogwarts after the war had made Draco feel more alone than ever before. He was isolated from everyone - teachers, peers, even fellow Slytherins. His family's participation in the war had made him an outcast. And yet, on one snowy, Christmas Eve, young Daphne Greengrass made him feel as though he was worth something more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Anger Will Get You Everywhere by Madam.Ader reviews
Hermione and Severus are forced to attend an anger management seminar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Publicly In Love by SlytherinGurrl reviews
Draco and Hermione are in a secret relationship, and Draco decides to let the cat out of the bag at Harry and Ginny's engagement party. AU, EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Malfoy Mother's Meddlings by CeeLoobyLouDee93 reviews
Narcissa is very unhappy with Dracos choice of wife. How can she get him to see the error of his ways and do what she wants? Well, he's her son, he plays right into her hands. Because no one knows her son better than Narcissa Malfoy. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Belong With You, You Belong With Me by heartsmash reviews
Companion piece to "You're My Sweetheart." Jesse and Beca are apart for summer and this time around it's Beca's turn to meet the family. Named for another lyric from "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,041 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Daylight by SuperSquire457 reviews
Just a short Dramione drabble about the night before she leaves to go on the hunt of horcruxes. Nothing sexual, just a little fluff! Based on the song Daylight, by Maroon 5. Listen to it in the background while reading it! My first fanfiction, all types of reviews welcome! Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blame it on the Champagne by Dream-Like-State reviews
So, I'm BACK! This is just a one-shot prequel to 'Yes, Hermione'. "Well," Fred said, looking down bashfully. "Charlie and Bill are watching us like hawks. We need a distraction…" "Besides," George added, "You clearly need something to distract you from, well… Wood's wood." What events could possibly unfold at Harry and Ginny's wedding? I wonder...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
The Love Shack by dietcocacola101 reviews
James didn't want to but he had no choice. After losing your job, you don't have a whole lot of options. That's how James Potter ended up living in an apartment with his brother, along with Albus's boyfriend, Scorpius Malfoy. Problem? James and Scorpius couldn't detest each other more. Not to mention that other family members have decided that they want to move in, too. AS/S slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dare by yeaka reviews
Pansy acts on a drunken dare. (Drabble. PPHG, femslash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Pansy P., Hermione G. - Complete
What You Feel by SpyKid18 reviews
When Beca and Jesse are thrown together after their breakup for a joint Barden Bellas and Treblemakers gig tensions run high and awkwardness ensues. Beca/Jesse
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,747 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
The secret spa by WretchedWonderland reviews
When Bella's "friends with benefits" best friend Alice begs her to go to a mysterious spa every woman is raving about what will Bella find? One hell of a time of course! Major lemon! orgy, vibrators, lesbian, sex, and yummy times is in store here! 18 please ;D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bella, Alice - Complete
30 Days of George and Hermione by kitcat234 reviews
This was me taking a crack at ericandy's 30 Day OTP (One True Pairing) Challenge on tumblr. I was unable to finish his challenge, so it is officially closed even though it is incomplete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by articcat621 reviews
This is their story, of the girl who tamed the beast within.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Lycan Promise by RoPete reviews
Remus and Hermione. Will they ever see the light? Complete with Harry and the gang and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Caught Beneath the Mistletoe by missmandymalfoy reviews
During their prefect patrols, an unsuspecting Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy find themselves trapped beneath the enchanted mistletoe. The only solution to their problem? Kiss their way out, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pleasures of Comfort by Queen Alexandrine Jennings reviews
Hermione was happily married to Ron until she caught him cheating behind her back with Lavender Brown. [HG/RL] [RW/LB] one-sided [HG/RW]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
You're My Sweetheart by heartsmash reviews
Jesse meets Dr. Mitchell and Sheila before they take a big step in their relationship. Story title comes from "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
California Dreamin by loverofwomen reviews
Bella surprises Jessica with a trip to California. Fluffy, smutty fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
Turn around by Ted Theodore Logan reviews
"He was a part of me. He was the worst part of me. He's always been there prowling about in my mind and instilling these horrid things into my brain." All through his life, Tom Riddle Jr. had to deal with the voice in his head but it wasn't telling him nice things. It was turning him into an awful creature. Voldemort and Tom are two different personalities. No Slash Read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Parenting: Weasley Style by Blissful Serenity reviews
After 16 years, here he is, Ron Weasley, finally used to the idea of parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trial and Case of Mr Sirius, Orion, Black by Blissful Serenity reviews
This is the trial of Sirius Black. Nothing is fair in this war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sirius B., C. Fudge - Complete
Good by dragongirl2101 reviews
"Hello, George" George realise she didn't speak with her dreamily light and airy tone more of a normal, understand, but also a terribly broken tone, well, if there is such a thing. George could trust Luna or how else would she is able to get in here, his uncles wouldn't just let any stray dementor in here password or not. ONESHOT! Luna/George with a slight sprinkle of Fremione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
The Price We Pay by AdriBaby934 reviews
What happens after the Battle of Hogwarts? Read to find out. I own nothing. i am not JKR, nor am i getting anything out of this other than self-gratification and ultimatums from my husband! :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Ruthless Roulette by slashersanonymous reviews
When Peeta joins Cato in the Hunger Games, things get a little bit dicey. True love is questionable, Gamemakers are very impatient, and no one knows who will die next in this Russian Roulette style Games. May the odds be ever in your favor! M/M, Sex may be in future chapters! Don't like, don't read. Please rate and review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Peeta M., Cato
All is Crazy in Love and War by TheArtistJD reviews
A short, funny fan fiction about...well...I don't want to spoil it! However, it does involve Hermione's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
I'm Sorry by yaoirokzthebest reviews
Draco doesn't know how he can make it up to Harry, he did something wrong and Harry won't forgive him! Going to the bar with friends, he thought of something, surely sacrificing his pride, Harry would forgive him, right? Rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What I Haven't Told You Yet by archinodo reviews
Draco's thoughts about Luna, all that he didn't have the opportunity to tell her yet. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
I'll Love You Forever by Blissful Serenity reviews
Aurors. Partners. Friends. Lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Lion by BrookeAntwon reviews
It's Harry's 32nd birthday. Draco and the kids have a few suprises up his sleeve. - Drarry one shot. Two men. Don't read if you can't stand stuff like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Say Goodbye by BrookeAntwon reviews
Drarry oneshot!- Two guys. Don't click if you're not a fan. - Harry and Draco fighting once more. Draco doesn't want to say goodbye. - First one shot in my series of iPod shuffle one shots. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Somebody's Secret by Glalie773 reviews
"Hermione," she repeated, "don't be someone's secret. Ever." Too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected Feelings by emilyjasmine reviews
When Hermione sent her twin boys, Henry and Sebastian, to Hogwarts for their first year, she had no idea she'd be faced with their father again. What will Severus do when he finds out that Hermione had kept such an important secret from him? Read to find out! HG/SS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,061 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by LadyQuartz24601 reviews
Hermione has a secret, and it comes to light on her last day of classes. Fluffy one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Implied Proposal by BuzzCat reviews
Hermione is walking down the aisle to a man she does not love. But at the end of the day, will she marry her love after all? One-shot, the beginning might be a bit misleading.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oh, Severus by TeagieDog reviews
Hermione gets detention for the first time in her life. Snape states at her butt. Things happen. And please if you do not like how I have written it, do not review. I do not want any flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Dream by IcestormisaNERD reviews
A one-shot based around the song "Just a Dream" by Carrie Underwood. It's a Fred/Hermione pairing. Hope you like!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna Weasley by GiveMyAll reviews
Hermione's wedding has Luna wanting a big white dress of her own... George/Luna. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Locking Spells and Silencing Charms by Gred-and-Forge92 reviews
Because at the moment George only knew two things. Hermione was noisy. And he was going to make her scream his name to the high heavens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Hermione G., George W.
Don't Know How Much I Love You by Daerwyn reviews
Adopted from Wynde.Selwyn.Mellark. When Edward leaves Bella, Bella and her danger magnet, lead her to Mystic Falls, Virginia. She never had a chance to tell Edward her secret, but will she find love again or sucumb to darkness that threatens her?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Damon - Complete
Finally by cravesubjugation reviews
Ginny/Hermione femslash oneshot. PWP. Takes place in Ginny's seventh year, Hermione has come back to school after defeating Voldemort. Re-write of a previous story of mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pleasant Surprise by Apocalyptic-Wasp reviews
With Tanya, it was different. She didn't get angry when the blonde would growl about how a particular man or woman wouldn't ever have a chance with her, that she was hers. She smirked softly. She kind of liked a jealous Tanya. TxB Vampire/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,539 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
George's letters to Fred by Angel Sciuto reviews
Letters written to Fred by George over a period of years informing him of what has happened since Fred's death. WARNING LIKELY TO MAKE YOU CRY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Drowning Sorrows by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Fred finds Hermione in a bar, drinking alone, and steps in to help however he can, for he knows - Hermione Granger isn't there for fun - she's there to dull her pain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,705 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
7 minutes in heaven! by KickASSandFuckingAwesOME reviews
What happens when the gang decides to play a little game of spin the bottle? Who will the bottle land on?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Bonnie B., Caroline F. - Complete
Cedric Diggory is a Prat by CinderellaAtTheBall reviews
The fact that Cedric Diggory beat Gryffindor at Quidditch aside, there's another reason why Fred Weasley just can't stand him...because Angelina Johnson can. Eventual FredxAngelina, rated T for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Angelina J., Fred W.
Rain by IloveDracoMalfoy77 reviews
Hermione watched Draco toy with all the girls hearts, while she herself kept a safe distance. But when Hermione falls for him, she knows that he will one day break her heart. She wonders, will getting her heart broken later be worth loving him now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Way You Make Me Smile by That's Why Fireflies Flash reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret crush; one that no one could ever know about. Why you ask? Because her crush was one Mr. Fred Weasley, and if he found out, things could never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Wedding Night by MissAmyLovett reviews
Victor's nervous after his father talks to him about wedding nights and his "duties". Will Victor swalllow his fear and do what must be done or run away? This is my first M rated story, just to be safe. Please read and comment
Corpse Bride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Be My Valentine? by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Damon rifles through his extensive collection of Valentine's Day cards. But one in particular catches his eye.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Letters to Fred by MissKat18 reviews
George starts a letter to Fred telling him about all that's happening and falling in love. Based off the pictures from Tumblr I've been seeing. Tell me what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Things Change by Kraftychik reviews
Bella has returned from Italy after saving Edward. Will she go back to him or will she choose a different path? An A/U story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Why She Loves Him? by js2801 reviews
Hermione wonder why she loves Harry, on her wedding day. read and find out why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe You're All She Wants by stayyclosetome reviews
"Why do you still like her, Fred?" Ginny asked once more, only this time more firm. "Because she makes me happy," Fred said confidently. Fred Weasley starts wondering why Hermione chose HIM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blankets by Harriettlovesbooks reviews
It was because of the blankets on the bed that Fred first noticed that something was wrong. But he never expected his wife to get him back for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The One That Got Away by IloveDracoMalfoy77 reviews
Hermione and Fred are in love. Nothing seems to to keep them apart, and Hermione is sure that they are destined to be together. But when the final battle comes and Fred is killed Hermione is left to deal with her grief and her now empty future. -Songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
He Leaves Me Broken by MaximumRideTwilightLover reviews
Set during New Moon. Edward leaves Bella. Bella gets caught in an abusive relationship with Mike Newton. Then Edward and the Cullens return. Will Edward be able to piece together Bella's broken heart before Mike breaks her? E/B. Rated M for abuse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Weasley Fever by madison.rankin reviews
Hermione is with Ron, but she is in love with his brother. Eventually she will have to choose between the two and someone will end up scorned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
How the Grinch Stole the Christmas Queen by 1000th Ghost reviews
The Grinch comes to Whoville. The Grinch steals Martha May. Martha May doesn't mind in the slightest...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2011 - The Grinch, Martha May W. - Complete
TwentySix by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred and Hermione, through the years, one letter at a time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Halloween by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Ginny Weasley hated halloween. It was as plain and simple as that. My entry for the October challenge on the Twin Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
She Will Be Loved by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
She's with Ron, but she loves another. What happens when that person shows up outside her apartment? If you like RW/HG this may not be for you
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Arthur W., Hermione G. - Complete
Handcuff Horrors by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Never in his life had Harry Potter been more uncomfortable. He could not think of a single instance that was as bad as now. What was so terrible? He was sharing a bed with his sworn enemy, Draco Malfoy. He was going to kill Fred and George. TE winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Faint Heart Never Won the Lady Fair by kitcat234 reviews
When Hermione is left heartbroken, George goes to save her from depression & bring back her joy. But what happens when George starts falling for her against his will? Will he let her fall back into the arms of her ex or fight for the love he won't admit?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,990 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Just Harry by Wizards-Pupil reviews
I'm the boy that everybody knows by name, but only a few actually know. I was a child who fought adults and won. I never gave up and never stopped fighting. I became a legend I never wanted to be part of. I'm Harry James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
For Now by magical-mystery-girl reviews
George has locked himself away in his room, refusing to speak to anyone, and barely eating. Hermione comes along with a letter from his brother. Can they learn to live life together? Horrible summary, but good story! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/27/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons Learned by Alison Leigh reviews
Draco raised his eyebrows challengingly. He turned in his armchair to face her directly, narrowing his eyes as he gazed directly into hers. "Granger, you have no idea what I could teach you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wrench in My Nonexistent Plans by kitcat234 reviews
Hermione is in a job she hates; George is in a depression that no one can pull him out of; Both want to be saved, yet both want to be left alone. What happens when they are forced to be together? It certainly gets in the way of plans! Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,073 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The first time George Weasley really saw Hermione Granger as more than a boorish bookworm was in his seventh year. She let out a laugh and he knew that this was without doubt the most beautiful girl in the world. Dedicated to Amy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Silly Hermione by CrazyApplesandOranges reviews
Hermione visits George after drinking with Ginny. George tries to figure out how to get some sleep while Hermione insists on playing games. Yep, this is gonna be a long night... ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Aiden by chaser1980 reviews
"It didn't really surprise me that much, when your mum and I ended up together. One day, when she was fighting with Uncle Ron at the Burrow, throwing more garden gnomes at him than over the wall, I just realized I was mad for her."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Run Away Now by with-shootingstars reviews
"You've been cordially invited to the wedding of George Fabian Weasley and Angelina Marie Johnson on the 15th of this October." Hermione never was one to cause problems, but sometimes you just have to speak up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
What They Really Mean by Wizards-Pupil reviews
This is a quick field guide to understanding the vocabulary of women. Women never put what they're thinking in plain words, but they hide it behind words that usually mean the opposite of what they're thinking. Merlin knows I could have used this guide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
If He Dies tonight by ShanThePotterTribute1D reviews
When Hermione arrives at the burrow with her protector Kingsley, she is panicked over the news of George being injured. The news of his injury brings Home how much she indeed loves him. Since 4th year infact. HG/GW Rated T for Suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Unreturned Love Returned by comeagainlou reviews
Hermione is the only single left, she is in love and unhappy while everyone of the others in the Weasley home is in love and happy... or that is what she thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Marriage Mischief by Wizards-Pupil reviews
I had six weeks to marry Hermione Granger, my little brothers best friend and one time girl friend. The bookwork I had known since my third year, the prefect that had sent me to detention, yelled at me, and called our inventions rubbish. Merlin's Beard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,151 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Nose Woes by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Forge," "Yeah?" "Reckon we ought to let him know that his hair is green?" "Nope." My entry for the July twin exchange monthly challenge. Winner of the TE monthly challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Living and The Dead by Paigeypie96 reviews
A Corpse Bride fanfic. Victoria/Emily. Don't like slash? Don't read it. Rated M for slash and maybe later chapters. Basically a retelling of the movie, with the pairing Victoria/Emily instead of Victor/Emily or Victor/Victoria.
Corpse Bride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009
Breathe Again by Nicole Borgin reviews
When Ron dies, leaving Hermione to raise their son alone, can an unexpected friendship make her realize that life is still worth living? FWHG. BACK FROM HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by marksmom reviews
AR - Even though Voldemort is gone, there are still threats to Harry's life, the Dursleys amongst them. A rescue is planned, but when a certain redhead's heart is captured, does he want it back? Rated M for abuse, language, slash, possible mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,858 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Yule by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Hermione, would you do me a huge favor?" I asked, talking before I even thought it through, you'll see I do that quite a lot. I took a breath and put every bit of my Gryffindor courage into my next statement. "Would you go to the Yule ball with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 130,093 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Of Babies and Betting Pools by marksmom reviews
Harry is pregnant...but who is the father? The Daily Prophet decides to run a betting pool...what are the odds that they'll be wrong? Warnings - Mpreg, implied slash, language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Letter by marksmom reviews
AR - Draco receives a letter from Harry as he's getting off of the Express...what does the letter say, and why does it affect him so deeply? Warnings - Language, implied slash, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Dumbledore's Army." He mumbled, quoting what had become more than a name to him and the students at Hogwarts in 97-98. It had become their motto, their battle cry, their hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
On The Edge by marksmom reviews
After receiving some horrible news, Harry handles it the only way he can. Warnings-Attempted suicide, snogging
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Mates by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Sorry." She said, and then she jerked the umbrella out of my hold pulling it over her head so that it was covering her leaving me to get soaked in the pouring rain "Don't just stand there, silly." She said, "Run!" And then she took off. HP/Hg friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Addition by marksmom reviews
AR - Harry doesn't know that wizards can become pregnant. When he asks people, they react badly, so he hides it. Rated M - Mpreg, language, implied slash. Sirius and Remus alive. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Gabbing Gum by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred and George have a new product to test, and who better to test it on than their uptight sales witch? They don't know that she has a few secrets she doesn't want to spill. Can she keep them or will the gum prove to be to much for her? TE april winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inheritance by marksmom reviews
Harry has come into a creature inheritance, but is determined to deny it. Who is his mate and what will happen to them? Warnings - AR, Discussion of Mpreg, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Song Stars by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A series of one shots focusing on different characters. Up first, Fred and George. "Always remember," "What happens at Hogwarts stays at Hogwarts." Also includes Harry, Ron, Hermione, Arthur, and Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011
Walking Her Home by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Looking back, he's sees it all. It was her first date the night he came to call. FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories and Healing by marksmom reviews
AR - Harry is beaten and left for dead, when he wakes, he has no memories. WHY? Rated M - mentions of rape, implied slash and Mpreg. Sirius and Remus alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Tapestry by marksmom reviews
AR - Lucius orders a family tree tapestry...Imagine his surprise when a new name appears at the bottom. Implied slash & Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
You belong with me by 4everMagic reviews
it you belong with me Hermione and Ron one-shot. more inside
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Regrets by marksmom reviews
Ron Weasley has regrets, but why do they concern Harry and Charlie? Didn't know where to put this one, so I put it with the main pairing Harry/Charlie. Rated for T, probably too high, but better safe than sorry. Implied slash, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Birthday wishes by An Artists Account reviews
I always wondered what Harry wished for before Hagrid broke down the door. Just a really short one shot ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison by marksmom reviews
The effects of an incorrectly made love potion can be deadly. Warnings - Rated M for a reason - Slash, Mpreg, language. Ginny/Molly bashing. Major AR Fred & Snape are both alive
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Hiking We Will Go by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione wants to take Fred to her favorite treehouse, sounds simple, right? Well, when you add in two leaf clovers, a forest, and nightime, you get one crazy trip. "Fred?" "Yeah?" "We're lost." Winner of the Twin Exchange March challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Through a Nightmare Darkly by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Even Trelawny with her doom and gloom self never would have predicted this. Who could have? The war was over, we weren't supposed to be fighting anymore, and we weren't supposed to be in danger. But we were, and it was threatening to kill us both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,062 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Change by marksmom reviews
AR-Bill and Charlie have been hinting all year that they are interested. Harry decides to look like he wants to, for once. Rated M for slash, language, mpreg with a side order of Bill/Severus. Now Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,817 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Matchmaking Mayhem by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Any plans on attending the wedding my mum's already planned out for you?" "How about you? Picked out your china yet?" Mrs. Weasley is playing matchmaker with George and Hermione. When things change will they take a chance on love or chicken out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
How Not to Get a Bookworm by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Fred, you have a problem." George said in a bracing tone. I shook my head adamantly, I did not have a problem, I was just in love with the oblivious Hermione Granger. She was the girl I was going to marry. All I had to do was get her to say Hello.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
There Is Always A Reason To Stay Up All Night by TheTreviOwl reviews
Sarah is happy with her life, no really, she is! She just feels like there's something missing and Jareth thinks he knows exactly what it is… Rated M for SMUT! One-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
I Must Not Cause Trouble by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 222,657 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Typical Love Story by Wizards-Pupil reviews
This was all Ginny's fault, she's the reason I'm sitting in the back of this dumb club, alone and miserable. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Of Men and Babies by marksmom reviews
AR- No one tells Bill or Harry that contraceptives are definitely necessary. Rated M for mpreg, implied slash, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling by marksmom reviews
Songfic- Harry has been hiding something for so long now that it's starting to kill him. Little tiny plot bunny that wouldn't go away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding A Way by marksmom reviews
AR-What happens when Harry finds out that wizards can become pregnant? Rated M for some language, implied slash, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Legends by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Ten years after the end of the Second Wizarding War and Umbridge has escaped from Azkaban with the intent of getting revenge on everyone who defied her while she taught at Hogwarts. Add a bunch of mischievous kids and you get a crazy house. Sequel to F-B
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,055 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Imprint With Me by Lea Dreams reviews
Set after Untamed. One shot with a Zoey/Eric pairing. Just my version of them making up! Beware of Smut!
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Into That Good Night by jandl reviews
On Hallowe'en night each year, Victor and Victoria leave every door in the house open, with the hope that Emily will pass through.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Forbidden Bond by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione see's Fred fall during the Battle of Hogwarts but manages to save him using a forbidden Spell. The affects of the spell are unexpected, and complicated. Add ministry enforced weddings and you get one crazy year. My spin on the Marriage Law fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 76,040 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Johnny's View by ameliapond reviews
When i watch this film, i always wonder what Johnny Max is thinking right at the end before he kisses her. This was inspired from that scene and is my take of Johnny's experiences. Dont know what to rate this, so better safe than sorry.
Penelope - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Bittersweet by Marie Hawkins reviews
Emily fell hard and fast for that debonair stranger, Barkis Bittern. How exactly did he snatch her up and make her fall so hard? Rated T for eventual violence
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
Emmett's list of nicknames by tabooo22 reviews
Emmett wrote a list of nicknames for his siblings and Jake. it includes nicknames for himself and personal comments. all rights to Stephenie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Emmett
Emmett's list by jewelthebrat reviews
From my Story, Hogwarts meet the cullens. Can be read on its own. Emmett finds the 150 things not to do at hogwarts and adds some comments. Alice joins him in the fun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
Harry and His New Family by grugster reviews
Harry is getting abused by his relatives. When Snape and his wife find out about it, they adopt him. So now he has two little twin brothers and caring family to cope with. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 215,191 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Ellie-Ohhh reviews
She had an idea, albeit a crazy idea. Tomorrow was Christmas and no one deserved to be alone, not even him. So, she changed quickly and set off in the direction of Mt. Crumpet. Teenage MarthaMay and Grinch, AU, smut. CONTINUED.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2009 - The Grinch, Martha May W.
100 EdwardHermione Drabbles by Seph Meadowes reviews
100 10-word Edward/Hermione drabbles. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
The Headmaster's Office by snapeindahood reviews
Harry gets an unexpected surprise from Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Why my life sucks! by Blue Singer reviews
Emmett makes a list of why Edward's life sucks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
150 Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by katalyst159 reviews
Each chapter represents another thing that one is NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/30/2009
Pranksters, Prefects, and Prophesies by GraceAbbene reviews
Follow Hermione's story after the war. She wants to keep her parents safe in Australia until all the remaining death eaters are caught, must return to Hogwarts, fulfill another prophecy and so much more! Hermione is ready for any thing ... but love? There's never a dull moment around the Burrow. Ginny/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,176 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Those Twinkling Blue Eyes by Cleolump reviews
Hermione Granger has steadily crossed the line from admiration to love, for a kindly old man with twinkling blue eyes whose shoulders the whole wizarding world has rested upon and taken for granted for years. Only well-written Older Dumbledore/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Flutter by InlovewithBroadway reviews
One shot. Just a big dollop of fluffy Trink goodness. Post-musical by a few years.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Poison by slythergirl reviews
SMUT! WARNING: Adult / Underage sex! Hermione is the only one around to save Dumbledore's life when he gets poisoned. Her innocent mind doesn't see through his trick or his solution for her to save him ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Emmett's List of Annoyance by Still-Obsessed reviews
with commentry from Emmett himself! Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
New destiny by misticbutterfly reviews
Erik's point of view in Marked. From the fist time he spots Zoey in the hallway. His destiny is changed forever. COMPLETE!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Emmett's list of way to annoy people at the Cinema by Fatal Excuses reviews
Exactly what the title says... It IS funny, I bet you will be laughing you butt of within the first ten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
In Need of a Miracle by hippogriff-tamer reviews
Link and Tracy are happily married and looking forward to one day starting a family until an accident changed that...
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Presents and Love by TE Secret Santa reviews
Written for the Twin Exchanges Secret Santa 2008 as a gift to Creative Touch
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Why me? by typicalRAinbow reviews
Oneshot, set before the film. After his parents tell him the news, Victor storms off to his bedroom and ponders on why he has to get married to the girl across the street.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
50 Things Emmett Cullen must NOT do by mariakristina reviews
Just another one of those lists, how hilarious is Emmett? He's one of my personal faves, I have a soft spot for the silly ones XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Love Me Tender by BowTies reviews
"You know..." Bob murmured, his voice husky and soft, a warm tickle in her ear. "You always looked so damn hot in red, went with your hair."
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Elastigirl, Mr. Incredible - Complete
To Save Ron by hiddensoullover reviews
FEMSLASH! Formerly Wooing Hermione To save Ron from being killed by his mum when he came out, Ginny and Hermione pretend to be a couple to try and intimidate Mrs. Weasely into accepting it. They just never thought pretending could suddenly become so real
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
THINGS CORPSE BRIDE WOULD NEVER SAY! by alyssialui reviews
i thought what other things could i make off of a great movie. then it hit me... Corpse Bride. hope you like it
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
First Kiss by daysandweeks reviews
Ron and Hermione share their first kiss. Wirtten preDH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Loosed Tongues by FantasticJackie reviews
Hermione wants Ron to kiss her. Now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2917 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Spring Break Seduction by Cole Pascal reviews
Harry invites Hermione to a deserted beach for a week plus of sunshine and freedom. But Harry has more in plan than just some fun in the sun.Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
SPEW by Nymphadora Florida reviews
You know what makes a first kiss, a first kiss? Read this ficlet to find out about Ron and Hermione's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
First Kisses by Woman of the Dunedain reviews
While the rest of the Weasley clan looks on, Ron and Hermione share their first kiss... and their second.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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My Immortal
Depression and death are miserable, especially Bonnie Bennett.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
Give Me a Chance reviews
Bonnie's spell to raise the Veil failed, letting Silas take the Cure and die & allowing the supernatural dead alive. Including Grams and Kol Mikaelson. Kennett. Rated M for later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Bonnie B., Kol M. - Complete
My Daughters' Best Friend reviews
After Arthur left Molly Weasley, she's begun to have a new infatuation. And who was it, you ask? Well, little miss Hermione Granger of course. M-rated for a reason. Smut included. MollyxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Molly W., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever Yours reviews
"I've been matched with…" Fred started as he opened his letter. His eyes looked like saucers like Hermione's when she opened her letter . "Hermione Granger." He said in a whisper and looked at Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,898 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
"Jacob, we can't. There are way too many people involved." I said, my voice coming out shaky. "No one would have to know." He said as I crashed my lips to his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Heal Me reviews
Hermione has had enough of Draco's abuse, so now she's leaving him. Will she ever be healed? Will she ever find love? Post-War Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,304 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete