H1me-sama
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Joined 06-07-09, id: 1961488, Profile Updated: 03-15-12
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.

Name: H1me-same, or H1me, or Hime. Anything you like, since you visited my profile!

Hobby: Drawing, sometimes writing and football (the European one)

Spends most time of the day on: Not quite sure anymore, used to watch anime, and I quit school. Now I'm mostly working.

Tv-series/Shows/Anime's watched till so far: Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh (only half though), Ouran high school host club, (A little bit of) Kuroshitsuji, Naruto, Highschool of the Dead, Hetalia, FullMetal Alchemist, Death Note, DNAngel, Fullmetal Panic, Bleach, Hetalia: Axis Powers (somehow I always spell 'hetlia' when I type it), (BBC) Sherlock Holmes, the Mentalist, House.

Fav Games: Final Fantasy X/X-2/VII, Kindom Hearts / KH2, Soul Calibur III, The sims 2 and 3 (and a whole lot more, forgot about them now though).

Anyways, I don't write stories much, and If I do I mostly stop somewhere in the middle. Just wanna read though. Maybe, someday, If I get a good Idea, I'll write one.

I started a story a year ago though... though up until now, i forgot that I had it.

And now for some random stuff:


Quotes;

Today I will be happier than a bird With a French fry

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

It takes skill To trip over flat surfaces.

“latte” is Italian for: “you paid too much for that coffee”.

You’ll always be my friend, You know too much.

I’m not evil, I’m good with a twist.

Friendship is like, Peeing in your pants Everyone can see it, But only you can feel it.

It always makes me feel good, When I do exactly what people told me I can’t do.

Don’t worry about the people in your past, There’s a reason why they didn’t make it in your future.

Always forgive your enemies, Nothing annoys them more.

Just because I don’t care, Doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

It’s not that I’m mean, You’re just an idiot.

I tried sniffing coke once, But the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.

Rules of anime: Once hurt, cuteness levels rise by at least 50%

I look like I’m listening to your every word, but I’m just picturing you naked.

When someone makes me upset, I don’t yell or cry, I don’t even frown, I just smile because I’m the only one that knows that they won’t live to see tomorrow.

I’m the type of girl ... who will burst out laughing in dead silence about something that happened yesterday.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

HEY YOU.

Yeah, you.

No, not you...

That other guy.

You right there!

YES, YOU.

Do you like tacos?


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN alot so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


SURVEY TIME!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"...from the rear." From the rear? XD (It was actually about France attacking England from the rear, that makes it even worse. -Encyclopedia of British History-)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My bonsai tree, the tv. and the wall...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The news, yesterday...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
16:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
16:32 XD awesome :D

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My mom opening the door to the toilet, and an airplane.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Today, 2 hours ago. And I was going home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A story called "History is now" by Hari-Deity (also the person whom I stole this survey from.)

9. What are you wearing?
Jeans and a blue sweater

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, ehm.. about me turning into a guy in somekind of castle from wich I couldn't escape... very freaky.

11. When did you last laugh?
30 minutes ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A Bleach calendar, wallpaper, a painting... That's it.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah, An American tourist falling in the train XD... Sorry, it was really funny at the moment, because he was making fun of trains...

14. What do you think of this survey?
Really funny XD

15. What is the last movie you saw?
"Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail", a very useless but hilarious movie XD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A pirate ship, namingly the Batavia!... well, a 15th (16th/17th?)century ship

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm going to Denmark! :D (and London :D)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Can I change the weather, please? It's starting to become annoying...

19. George Bush:
Was a president of the United States...

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Yara

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Lennart

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe. Maybe America (because at least I can speak English), or Japan. Or Canada!! Yes, it's going to be Canada!


If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.


We interrupt this programm for a special message: "PAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"


JANUARY (Birthday: 21th):
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. TalkativeDaydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character.Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.Fussy.Seldom shows emotions.Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER :
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.


And as a little extra information, since if you read all of that above (No, you didn't, then where am I from?), I've been keeping you busy long enough. But to dissapoint you; I don't write many stories. (You would've known that If you actually read my profile ;)

And I'm a proud Netherlands Roleplayer and Cosplayer!


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Resistance by NinjaMatty reviews
AU-ish - Ned/Fem!Can - Sometime during a ten-year war, siblings Alfred and Mathilda find a wounded soldier buried underneath a pile of dead bodies. They take him back to their camp on a whim. Little do they know that they might have found the key to stop the war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Canada, Netherlands, America
World class friends by Shinora1996 reviews
The final year at the Hetalia International School has started for the strangest but possibly closest bunch of students in years. After this year, their ways will part, perhaps even further than they had thought. How will they take that? High School AU. NedCan, UsUK and many other couples. Human names used. Spin-off to A world of difference.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,507 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Canada, Netherlands]
A Mermaid's Tale by princessamaterasu reviews
The first rule of being a mermaid is don't get caught. The second is don't fall in love with humans. Somehow I managed to do both when I get dragged aboard the Queen Lady in a fish net by some grungy looking guys with swords. That can only mean one thing. Pirates... Mermaid!Reader x Pirate!England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,457 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - England/Britain - Complete
Shinigami Phantom by inukagome15 reviews
When a hollow attack sends Danny and his friends to a world that hasn't heard of ghosts before, they know they're sunk. When it turns out that only Danny can see the spirits of this world, he knows he's doomed. And when those spirits start trying to send him to the afterlife, Danny knows he needs to figure this out fast. And then there's Ichigo.
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,895 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Danny F.
Nonage by Del Rion reviews
Loki's idea of an – unintentional yet effectively hilarious – practical joke is to turn Tony into a 5-year-old. The remaining Avengers soon realize they may not be able to handle the boy-genius. [see the rest in fic header]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Angel of mine by surprisedreader reviews
Holland is a Demon who captures a young Angel named Matthew who entered his domain without justifiable cause. This goes against the rule set by God and the Devil and as such Holland has the rights to keep Matthew until he receives compensation. Darkish!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 136,203 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Canada, Netherlands
Hetalia How to get kicked out of Walmart by Eclipse130 reviews
Here where all the hetalia characters get kicked out of Walmart because of a chain letter from . Now watch as they preform these halarious and embaressing tasks with nothing else to do! Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,124 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011
Hup Canada Hup! by Little Miss Fangirl reviews
Matthew wants to learn how to play football. And who better to learn from than the Crownless King himself? "I will make you hate me, Matt. I'm not going to go easy on you." Oh boy. Maybe he should have thought it over some more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Netherlands, Canada
Dang, This is Fun! by LilMissCellist reviews
Me, my friend, and my little bro all get sucked into Bleach. Why? I don't know. I was bored. But I do know one thing: Dang, this is fun! Rated T for language. Ya, I know, crappy summary. Just read it before Grimmjow goes all crazy on ya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011
Hetalia World University RP by savannahamminga reviews
this is a RP Fic where you, the countries are the students. i am the Pricipal/Dean Romi Islands. fill out the student aplication and PM it to me. or review it. co author is dogsrule,vice Principal/Dean. have to have FF acount to join in sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 82,691 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Holy Roman Empire, Germania
Je Me Souviens by Nevertrustaprussian reviews
Post WWI one-shot, Canada just signed the treaty of Versailles and is reflecting on the war with Netherlands. WARNING: Human names used. Much better than the summary! I hope
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Close To You by Cygrus reviews
The new world was, to other countries, amazing. But what truly amazed Netherlands was the boy who came with the lands.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Netherlands, America - Complete
Treacherous Trades by Haaienhapje reviews
In a world of danger, drugs, weapons and death, something like love is unspoken of. But what if business and feelings start mixing? Throw in the mafia, drug dealers and a long-lost face and things might end up taking a turn for the worse... HolPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Netherlands, Japan
History is Now by Hari-Deity reviews
The Netherlands, with an Atlantian alter ego, started to befriend many nations, and accidentally falls in love. She can't fall in love though. What happens when it get's in the way of international affairs? Crappy summary, but just please read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 225,945 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Netherlands, America - Complete
Luxembourg by NEZUMIso-soup reviews
My first fic, revolving mainly around my OC Luxembourg and the German-speaking countries. It all starts with some Friday-night drinking...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Luxembourg, Prussia
Zo Samen Aan Het Stille Strand by PSQQA reviews
The Netherlands spends some time at his favourite beach and ponders his connection to the sea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Netherlands - Complete
Roses and Tulips by Shyrgasse reviews
Liechtenstein is living at Germany's house with many other nations the man has conquered. It is like a gilded cage full of regulations. When she meets a Dutch who treats her with indifference she feels free for the first time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Liechtenstein, Netherlands
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Famous Last Words by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
"England?" Arthur jolted at the feeble sound as if a door had just been slammed. He was at Alfred's side in a moment, checking his forehead -god he was so warm—not warm, hot, too hot, his fever was getting worse-. "There's somethin' I wan' you to know..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Want some tea? by Yiramy reviews
England gets reminded of the fact it wasn't him who invented this godly drink called tea. Just a conversation between two old enemies/allies/friends. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - England/Britain, Netherlands - Complete
A Bleached Vacation by Jazzcat1231 reviews
My sister, friends, and me are sucked into the bleach world! What happens when we meet the characters? What chaos awaits? What powers will we have? Please review, it'll get better, I promise. Sorry I'm really bad at summaries.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,242 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
Coffee Brown by KidOtaku94 reviews
Willem, a quiet artist, strolls into a cafe one day and his knocked off his feet by the hot headed waitress. Three parts. Warning: lemon, smut, language. Pairing:Netherlandsfem!Romano NetherlandsLovina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Netherlands, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Netherlands and His New Big Brother by unicornz reviews
Netherlands has to leave his big brother to go live with his new "big brother." and this is the story of how him and his new big brother get along. Rated T for language along the way. -Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Netherlands, Spain - Complete
Anime Survivor by Shara Raizel reviews
What would happen if a character from 20 of your favorite anime shows were to wind up on the TV reality game show SURVIVOR? Rated T for language.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010
Out With The Old by holystarsandgarters reviews
Rukia's classified ad helped her get rid of something she'd held on to for too long-and find something she hadn't even known she was looking for! One-shot IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Watersnoodramp by MoLoveAnime
Netherlands is feeling a strong tension around him. He knows there is something going to happen, but he just can't figure out what.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Netherlands
FALL by sushi-alphonse reviews
Rukia Kuchiki goes on fulfilling her dreams as a manga artist, and stumbles upon band vocalist and lead, Ichigo Kurosaki who makes her coordinated life become a bit more spontaneous. AU Ichiruki enjoy.Changed rating to M just to be safe.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 274,214 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Crass by Ros3bud009 reviews
Written from a prompt by tiniestderp for Ned/Aus with a kink for fancy clothing and dirty talking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Austria, Netherlands - Complete
In Gratitude by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew visits Lars, only to find the Dutchman asleep on the roof. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
De Waarheid by KalluaZeruk reviews
The truth, it was as expensive as a betrayal. But why would her? Netherlands could only regret as his possession disappeared one by one, as well as the memories between them. Netherlands-Indonesia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Netherlands
Damaged at Best by darkmistress in the shadows reviews
They both know his strength and weakness is to protect.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Funny Girl by glassamilk reviews
Denmark is really bad at getting her bestest bro Netherlands to appreciate her finer attributes. Netherlands/Fem!Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Denmark, Netherlands - Complete
Treason by NeonZangetsu reviews
They've taken everything from me. Everything! I've lost everything, and now so will they! If its a war they want, then its a war they'll get! Dark Ichigo. Pairing undecided, but my last new story for awhile.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,016 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Ichigo K.
Of Pyreflies and Souls in Spira by Cross177 reviews
Ichigo, Uryu, Orihime, Chad, Tatsuki, and a select few of other Shinigami go to Spira and tries to find a way to get back home. But to do that, they need to defeat Sin with a summoner and her guardians. BleachxFFX crossover
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,764 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ichigo K.
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Just One by RazorCardz01 reviews
Hichigo never really studied normal human behavior, explaining his ignorance to romance. Feeling generous one day, Ichigo decides to help him understand a seemingly innocent gesture. -One Shot-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Finding Hope by DreamingAvidly reviews
Ichigo saved Soul Society from Aizen's rath. As a reward Soul Society have removed his memories so he may lead a 'normal' life. When trouble starts again, Rukia is sent to protect a man who no longer even knows she exists. Tough? You have no idea...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
My Tempting Treat by ForeverDarkRider reviews
neko!Ichigo. Grimmjow finds hybrid Ichigo in a pet shop. Feeling sorry for him, he takes him home, thinking him to be a companion for his pet cat. What he gets is more of a companion for himself! "Heh. Do you know how tempting of a treat you are, Ichigo?"
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/14/2009 - [Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.] - Complete
4 Brothers by BlackWingedAssassin reviews
An alternate story about the four Kurosaki brothers: Kaien, Kon, Ichigo, and Hichigo living in Karakura town. They have new neighbors and they're being chased by crazed fangirls while romance is made in winter. Yaoi incest warning Mix of genres
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,303 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
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Sunday reviews
Ichigo has, once again, a rough day. Shiro is just trying to help him with that, why can't he see how much he cares? Ichixichi yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Figting over Ichigo reviews
Ichigo has lost a lot of battles lately. He couldn't protect his friends. Now he he decided to go to a dangerous place on order to become stronger. He soon finds out he's not alone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
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