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Joined 06-07-09, id: 1961549, Profile Updated: 06-16-16
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Rocky Horror, Outsiders, King Of The Hill, Baby Sitters Club, Pokémon, One Piece, Harvest Moon, Frasier, Toy Story, Death Note, Twilight, and Golden Girls.

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Odd Tastes by DarkLikeitornot reviews
Cabernet, in the midst of her preparations, finds her rival Cilan in the woods. During the encounter, Cabernet expriences weird new emotions, and doesn't know what to make of them, leaving their rivalry in distress. /Sommeliershipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Cilan/Dento, Burgundy/Cabernet
BabySitters' Colorado Vacation by WildAngels reviews
The BSC spend winter break in a small town in Colorado called South Park. Claudia tries to get high, Stacey falls in luv, Mary Anne bonds with Butters, and Kristy takes on a young boy named Eric Cartman. South Park crossover.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
Caludia Keeshi: Middel Skol Mamma by Celica60 reviews
After ten years in the eighth grade, will Claudia finally graduate? COMPLETE.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
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Death Note: The Legend of Hank Hill, I Tell You What reviews
The pro-anime sequel to Hank Note: King of the Kill. Peggy is now in on the Death Note plot, to Hank's chagrin.
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/28/2012
Rival Destinies reviews
The rivals of the Best Wishes saga have their own journeys, and many stories are born when these people cross paths. A story about the lives of several talented people, connected together by tournaments, Pokemon, and adventure.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Bianca/Bel
Hank Note: King of the Kill reviews
Hank Hill uses a Death Note to rid the world of the asinine. It's up to Dale to put a stop to the mysterious murders in Arlen.
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
Teh Emboar Who Waz Ghey reviews
Emboar visits his family on his little brother's birthday. And then there was a meteor and everyone died.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Emboar/Enbuoh - Complete
Derpfish: A Love Story reviews
A one-shot Victorian-era venture, in which Cilan's Stunfisk finds a friend in Cabernet's Sawsbuck. SeasonalDerpShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Stunfisk, Sawsbuck/Mebukijika - Complete
Forever Apart reviews
4 years after the events of Never Meant To Be. Cilan's hair finds Misty's scrunchy after all these years. Can they ever reclaim what was lost between them? AdversityShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Cilan/Dento, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Dorothy and Friends Rob a Bank reviews
When Dorothy Zbornak threatens Woody's life, Rose and the toys must help her rob a bank. 231% crackfic.
Crossover - Toy Story & Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Buzz Lightyear, Dorothy Z. - Complete
Never Meant To be reviews
The love between a Pokemon Connoiseur's hair and the Cerulean City Gym Leader's scrunchy was a love that was always tested. Can the two stay together forever? AdversityShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Cilan/Dento, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Bella's Last Resort reviews
Forget Team Edward or Team Jacob! Team Rocket, a real team, shows them how it's done when they try to capture Bella. Now in Act II: The Unova crew venture to Forks and must stop Bella from using her Death Note.
Crossover - Pokémon & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
As Told By Hancock reviews
What if Boa Hancock wrote fan fiction? Hopefully this story will give you perspective of what she's thinking of.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Frasier Crane Wins Psychiatry reviews
Frasier meets a beautiful woman by chance. But things take a serious -and deadly- turn when Mr. Jefferson challenges him to a sword fight. Now he must defend his life and show against the '80's. Currently battling: Maude.
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010
Twiline reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Bella was an idiot. Second, there was a part of her–and I didn't know how submissive that part might be–that thirsted for that Edward. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her.
Crossover - One Piece & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sanji, Bella - Complete
Crocodile And Friends Discover Reality TV reviews
Crocodile has captured Robin and Revolutionaries, among others. Now he's forcing them to help them in his latest money-making scheme: reality TV.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Crocodile, Robin - Complete
Dead and Gone: My Immortal 2 reviews
In a fan-sequel of the original Tara Gilesbie story, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way will face the evil wizard Voldemort. Enoby must travel through time to rescue her friends before Voldemort can get to them. Can our SRSLY Goffick Gurl save the day?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Crocodile's Music Video reviews
After their defeat at the hands of the Strawhats, what's left of Baroque Works get together in their latest money-making idea: Crocodile's rapping career. Of course, everybody knows that Baroque Works can't have nice things.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Crocodile - Complete
Drinks At Luke's
Mark, Elliot, Denny and Pierre hang out at Luke's Diner for drinks. Mark tells his buddies about married life and wonders if he's going to be a good father. One-Shot, complete.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Mark - Complete
The Joy in Pain reviews
Ever wonder why Nurse Joy hopes you return to the Pokemon Center? Read and find out her tagic story of loss and pain. One-shot, complete.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Nurse Joy - Complete
Crocodile's Dating Service reviews
Baroque Works has a plan to make money: making videos for their new dating service. Of course, considering the members of Baroque Works, you'd wonder who would actually date any of them...besides fangirls. Set before "Crocodile's Dirty Movie." Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Crocodile's Dirty Movie reviews
Baroque Works needs to make extra money, so Crocodile and Miss All Sunday star in their amateur film. Filming nearly becomes impossible due to Mr. 3's directing. One-shot, Complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Crocodile, Robin - Complete
The Bubba Horror Picture Show reviews
In this Sookie-tastic revision of Rocky Horror, fiancees Bill Compton and Sookie Stackhouse are stranded on the side of the road, forcing them to seek help from the owner of the mysterious Fangtasia night-castle. Can our couple outwit their host? COMPLETE
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bubba - Complete
Responsibility reviews
In the desolate remains of Stoneybrook, the BSC cares for orphaned and abandoned children and try to stay alive. Narrated by Stacey, a jaded soldier with nothing left to lose. Extreme! violence, just so you know. Trust me, it only gets worse.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Haley B. - Complete
The Inside Out reviews
Ponyboy and his kawaii friends must live life in the fast times of the 1950's. The Japanese trend has come, and in the midst of the fanboy-ing, the comic book fans and the anime and manga fans wage a quiet war. Quiet...until now. Dally in kitty ears. OOC.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
The Sookster's Book reviews
Sookie attempts to write a book about her adventures with the supernatural. Unfortunately, many of her friends don't appreciate her versions of them. Rated M for darker themes as the story goes on.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Belinda and Maria Star's Wild Ride reviews
In my attempt to create the most bizarre Southern Vampire story ever, Maria-Star Cooper and Belinda, a waitress from Fangtasia, are on the run after murdering Eric Northman. Inspired by "Thelma and Louise."
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Belinda, Maria-Star - Complete