Author has written 10 stories for Hannah Montana.
Name: Laura Jaquette
Nickname: Laura Band Geek and Pianogirl :D Or Laurabeth
Hometown: White Sulphur Springs, Montana
Religion: United Methodist
Sexual Preference: Straight (but I like to reading same sexes including Liley :) and I'm curious about girls O.o
Politics: Don't care
Guy-Crush: He's a redhead...like me...haha
Right or left?: Mostly right but also ambidextrous
Height: 5'7 I believe
Weight: 163 I think
Shoe size: Ranges from 9-10
Hair Color: Red
Hair Length: Past shoulders for the marching season!
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses: Got rid of those in 6th grade!!!
Braces: Not anymore! :D
Piercings: None nope not even ears!
Where do you shop: Wal*Mart or Goodwill
What do you usually wear: Jeans and T-shirt
What kind of shoes do you wear: Tennis shoes the N's yeah! Or my green Sketchers, or converse
Do you wear a watch: Of course! and it's a men's watch!
Color you never wear: Orange, but my mom 'claims' it looks good on me. or pink.
Color you wear at least once a week: Blue
Something you wear everyday: Underwear and a bra duh!!!
Do you wear make up everyday: Nope never
Make up essential: don't know about that
Most cherished piece of clothing: My Montana Marching Band Griz T-shirt and shorts!
You wouldn't be caught dead wearing: a dress (except to my piano recitals :)
Do you wear belts: everytime I wear jeans I do...well I try too lol
Do you wear hats: nope
How many pairs of shoes do you have: three N's, green sketchers, black converse and dress shoes :) so that makes 6!
Favorite kind of music: Pop, country, climatic, or marching band
Least Favorite: Rap, Screamo, or most opera except for live!
How many CD's do you have: Oh like 20
Last CD you bought: The Piano Guys CD
Whats in your CD player right now: The Piano Guys CD
Do you download music: Most definitely for my iPod
Season: Caught between marching band in fall and my birthday in spring :) but mostly spring yes
Ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
Website: fanfiction.net or youtube.com or facebook.com
Quote: "You get paid more to teach less when you teach piano rather than school in the time span of ten years." --Laura Jaquette
Singer: Emily Osment!
Rapper: I guess Akon
Group: The Piano Guys!
Place to be: Missoula, Montana at U of M!!!
Time of day: Night time
Clothing Brand: AZ Jeans
Holiday: spring break!
Restaraunt: I-HOP (sit-down in-formal) Olive Garden (sit-down formal)
Fast food place: Wendy's!!!!
Candy: 3 Musketeers!!! :D or Milky Way...or dark chocolate!!!!!!!!! :D
Love and Relationships:
Sexual Preference: Guys
Boyfriend or Girlfriend: boyfriend but I'm single! :(
Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes I do
What do you look for in a guy/girl: Kind of a loner, funny, nice, smart, loving, gentle, always puts me first. also good communication, honestly, and loyalty.
Best physical feature: Definitely the eyes!
Best hair color: Red head, or Black, or a verrrrrry nice brown :D
Best eye color: Blue or Green or a mix of the two colors :)
Do you paint your nails: Nope
What color is your tooth brush: Clear and Maroon
What's on your desktop: study books laptop, and jackets and my card collection.
Do you like roller coasters: Yes, who doesn't?
Do you do drugs: NO! NEVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER!!!!
Are you a virgin: No...and regretted it...
Do you have any pets: Yes a full black lab named Sirius Lee Black (or seriously black ;) can't believe he's now 4!
What time do you go to sleep: Varies between summer and fall, no school, school and homework and no homework :)
Favorite Movies: All Disney Movies Alvin & The Chipmunks, Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeekquel, Over the Hedge, Kung Fu Panda, Across The Universe, The Bucket List, Pirates of The Caribbean series, Wild Hogs, Happy Feet, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Stuart Little, Juno, Jurassic Park series, Star Wars series, Babe, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Alaska, Madeline, Notting Hill, Harriet The Spy, Jesus, Little House on Prairie Series, Harry Potter series, My Secret Keeper, Catch That Kid, 17 Again, Narnia, Dances With Wolves, Forest Gump, Nicolas Sparks Movies (besides Dear John), Big Fish, 13 Going on 30, Brother Bear, John Q, 2012, Easy A, The Bounty Hunter, Marley & Me, Cheaper By The Dozen, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Letters To God, Clash of the Titans, The Shaggy Dog, My Funny Valentine, Twilight series, A Cinderally Story (with Hilary Duff), Another Cinderella Story, Charolette's Web (cartoon version), Journey To the Center of the Earth, The Princess Bride, My Girl, My Girl 2, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Mary Poppins, Eragon, Jumper, Nancy Drew, Bandslam, August Rush, Avatar, The Proposal, Benjamin Button, How To Train Your Dragon, Extraordinary Measures, Two Brothers, Never Been Kissed, 50 First Dates, The Blind Side, The Time-Traveler's Wife, Taken, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Beyond the Blackboard, and more.
Favorite Music: Elton John, The Beatles, Three Dog Night, Three Days Grace, Avril Lavigne,Neil Diamond, Johnny Cash, Billy Ray Cyrus, Brad Aly & AJ, Landon Pigg, All American Rejects,Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Faith Hill, Five For Fighting, Frank Sinatra, U2, MILEY CYRUS, JONAS BROTHERS, Demi Lovato, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, some Selena Gomez, John Williams, Mitchel Musso, Emily Osment, Jennifer Hudson, Hilary Duff, Go-Go Dolls, Bowling for Soup, and more.
Favorite TV Shows: American Dragon: Jake Long, Kim Possible, Everybody Loves Raymond, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Dexter, iCarly, Law & Order, Animaniacs, Extreme Makeover: Home Improvement, The Andy Griffith Show, The Fairly Odd Parents, Zoboomafoo, Lilo & Stich: the series, America's Got Talent, CatDog, Rugrats, Rugrats All Grown Up, HANNAH MONTANA, JONAS, Suite Life of Zack and Cody/Suite Life on Deck, Two and a Half Men, NCIS, Sonny With A Chance, Chuck, Scooby Doo, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Switched At Birth, and more.
Favorite TV Channels: Nickelodeon, TBS, USA, A&E, TNT, Disney, ABC Family, and Cartoon Network.
Favorite Books: Answered Prayers: White Fang, The Hobbit, The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter series, Eragon, Eldest, Where's Waldo series, The Call of The Wild, The Chronicles of Narnia series, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Stuart Little, Charlotte's Web, Hannah Montana Books, JONAS books, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, A Little Princess, Jane Eyre, Twilight series, Band Geek Love, The Secret Life of Bree Turner, All Disney kids books, Wizard of Oz, Romona, Joonie B. Jones, Magic Tree House, Nancy Drew, The Fire Within, IceFire, Night World, Wicked, Nicolas Sparks books, Ellen Tibbits, Caddie Woodlawn, Mary Poppins, Beautiful Joe, Little Whirlwind, Stargirl, Love Stargirl, Inkheart, Inkspell, and more.
Favorite Videogames: Over the Hedge, Halo, Guitar Hero, Sonic the Hedgehog, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings Battle For Middle Earth 1, 2, and Rise of the Witch King, Super Mario Kart, Hannah Montana: The Movie, Nintendogs, Sims 2 and Sims 3, Eragon, Jumpstart series, Madden Football '06, Quidditch World Cup, Age of Empires, Crussaders, and more.
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Steve Carell, Bruce Willis, Tom Atkins, Michael J. Fox, Leonardo DiCaprio, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Kirsten Stewart, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Julie Andrews, Dike Van Dyke, Frankie Munez, Hilary Duff, Saundra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Julia Roberts, Daniel Radcliffe, Robbie Coltrane, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman, Max Theriot, Corben Bleu, Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale, Mel Gibson, Emily Osment, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, JoJo, and more.
1. Favorite Color: Green
2. Favorite Food: French Toast or Fettuccine Alfredo
3. Favorite Animal: The Black Tiger (in Tiger's Curse series)
4. Favorite thing about nature: Pine trees
5. Thing I love most about the sky during the day: Clouds
6. Thing I love most about the sky during the night: Shooting Stars
7. Thing I'm frightened of: Too many bugs in one place
8. Favorite Flavor: sweet
9. Favorite exercise: Learning VBS moves, shooting hoops, or MARCHING BAND!!! :D
10. Favorite Element: La,U,Ra get it? :)
11. Favorite name: James Owen for boy or Kiere Lee for girl. My real name of the guy in 22 Years From Now I also love Scott Michaels!
12. Favorite Color of eyes: Blue or Green or mix of colors (I have ocean blue eyes :)
13. Favorite Movie: The Avengers
14. Favorite Game: Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth
15. Favorite Song: You Found Me-Kelly Clarkson
16. Favorite thing to watch: Romance :) Or something dealing with music!!
17. Weird thing I do: when I yawn I burp *Shrugs shoulders*
18. Kind of people I like: nice and weird ones
19. Thing I like to do: Play piano and write stories :)
20. Zodiac Sign: Pieces!
21. What else do I want to write here: a lot
I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.
one message: dont drink and drive!
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile:
My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
The cops never find it as funny as you do
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
When she stare's at your mouth, kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you, grab her and dont let go.
When she start's cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong.
When she ignore's you, give her your attention.
When she pull's away, pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying, just hold her and dont say a word.
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steal's your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she tease's you, tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt, back yourself up.
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand.
When she grab's at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, dont look away until she does.
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
I couldn't resist this one, I thought this was funny. So, bold the ones that apply to you, or add some too. And of course you can figure it out that like the last half of the phrase isn't true in most cases, but that's what makes this thing funny; I think at least...
I'M CANADIAN, so I MUST be french, live in an igloo, and live off of maple syrup and beer.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someones ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm proud to be who I am, so I MUST be desperate.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DISAGREE with my parents so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm Scottish, so I MUST wear a kilt.
I'M MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED, so I MUST not have a chance at life.
I like stupid humor, so I MUST be immature
I'm from Canada B.C, so I MUST be a huge stoner.
I HAVE TATTOO(S), so I MUST be a low class bum.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.
I'm good with computers so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY so I MUST love sports.
I have MENTAL "ISSUES", so i MUST be psycho.
I plan to stay a virgin until marriage, so I MUST be faking it.
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
Try this, it's quite entertaining (Seriously entertaining, I was very amused at my out come)
Put your iPod on shuffle
For every question you must press the next button to get your answer
You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds
If someone asks "Is this okay?" you say?
Found Out About You-Emily Osment
What would best describe your personality?
Change Your Mind-All-American Rejects
What do you like in a guy/girl?
How do you feel today?
Just So You Know-Jesse McCartney
What's your life's purpose?
Open Your Eyes To Love-LMNT
What is your moto?
6 Minutes-Jonas Brothers
What do your friends think of you?
Wake Up America-Miley Cyrus
What do you think about very often?
Why Do I Love You?-Westlife
What do you think of your best friend(s)?
Ain't No Mountain High-Sister Act 2
What do you think of the person you like?
The Hills Are Alive-Sound of Music
What is your life story?
Take Me Home Tonight-Eddie Money
What do your parents think of you?
Right Round-Flo Rida
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Take You Back-Jeremy Camp
What will they play at your funeral?
Circle Of Life-Lion King
What do you think of your friends?
What's the worst thing that could happen?
I Am What I Am-Jonas Brothers
How will you die?
One In A Million-Hannah Montana
What is one thing you regret?
Butterfly Kisses-Bob Carlisle
What makes you laugh?
Swing Swing-All-American Rejects
What makes you cry?
Simple Song-Miley Cyrus
Will you ever get married?
Hey Princess-Allstar Weekend
What scares you the most?
Father's Son-3 Doors Down
Does anyone like you?
Dancing in the Moonlight-Alyson Stoner
If you could go back in time, what would you change?
My Paper Heart-All-American Rejects
The next song will be your subject?
I'm Waiting-All-American Rejects
Now this one is pretty funny too. Try it out...
List 12 people from at random.
1. Rhea Swearingen
2. Laura Jaquette
3. Taya Wilson
4. Miley Cyrus
5. Nick Jonas
6. Scott M.
7. Max Theriot
8. Heather Simpson
9. Greg Cotner
10. Selena Gomez
11. Lizzie McGuire
12. Logan Lerman
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, and that would be gross and I like 6 not Lizzie!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Pretty good I guess if I was a boy...
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
haha since when were you going to tell me you were dating Logan Heather!?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
none he's a real person
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
YES! I really like him!!!!...but he's already married I know I'm screwed!!! :D
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Okay greg/nick would be just gross and gay and five ten i hate that couple!!!! :
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Max walked in on me and Logan Lerman I would have a threesome. they are two of my celebrity crushes! ;D
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
OK Taya and Selena didn't know each other, but soon found out that they were identical twins from opposites sides of the world. Who knew right?.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Hell No! I would get grossed out! My two best friends!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Max/Logan Hurt/Comfort? 'Will these boys ever find a girl?'
11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
haha sure miley and nick together and then I'm their best friends! :D
12. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
G as Logan and Rhea are son and daughter to Scott M.
14. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hey Laura I support Niley how about you?
15. What is Six's super secret kink?
The fact that I've seen him unbuckle his belt. Oh and his thingy has been in my face lol
16. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Nine to eleven yes and probably sober. I'm sure Greg would love that lol
17."(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)." What title would you give this fic?
Wow long story so "Rhea and Greg are in a happy relationship until Greg runs off with Miley. Rhea, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lizzie and a brief unhappy affair with Logan, then follows the wise advice of Nick and finds true love with Taya." Uh probably 'Messed Up'
18. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I think Max would :)
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
couple months ago
20. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Idk what that means :)
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.
Opening Credits: Time For Me to Fly-Jonas Brothers
Birth: A Little Bit Longer-Jonas Brothers
First Day at School: I Won't Close My Eyes-Martina McBride
Falling in Love: Gift Of A Friend-Demi Lovato
Fight Song: Leave It All To Me-Miranda Crosgrove
Breaking Up: See You Again-Miley Cyrus
Prom: Permanent December-Miley Cyrus
Life: Going Down In Flames-3 Doors Down
Mental Breakdown: Smile-Vitamin C
Driving: Fall To Pieces-Avril Lavigne
Flashback: Someone's Watching Over Me-Hilary Duff
Wedding: Hold Fast-MercyMe
Birth Of Child: Iris-Goo Goo Dolls
Final Battle: Country Strong-Gwyneth Paltrow
Death Scene: Behind Those Eyes-3 Doors Down
Funeral: Stuck In the Moment-Justin Bieber
End Credits: Stay-Miley Cyrus
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to 'You've been Framed'. . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old half-pence
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to get the toys.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
When you did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazukiFallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai Kasumi, 9xDance Water Dancex9, X-BeTtEr-mE-SiLeNt-X, Teh Crazy Pandapuff,only1Inuyashalover,Bumblebee41, niley4eva2012
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari Inai Kasumi, 9xDance Water Dancex9, X-BeTtEr-mE-SiLeNt-X, Teh Crazy Pandapuff,Bumblebee41, niley4eva2012
If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love someone more than they know copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (What does lol stand for? But now I know lol).
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile.
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
If Fan fiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile
If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know that Barney is evil and should die, copy and paste this on ur page!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile...
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you say 'yeah...' a lot copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
'A friend will start laughing with you to make you look like less of an idiot while the teacher tries to get a spot for you at the happy place. A true friend will start dancing with you on your way to your next class, even though you have different songs in your empty little heads. If you have a true friend, or many, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him master.
He had no degree, yet they called him teacher.
He had no medicine, yet they called him healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared him.
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet he lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says:
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Asked someone to marry you?
Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
Danced on a table in a bar?
Ever told a lie?
Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
Slept in until 5 PM?
Fallen asleep at work/school?
Held a snake?
Been suspended from school?
Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Stolen from a store?
Been fired from a job?
Done something you regret
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Kissed in the rain?
Sat on a roof top?
Sang in the shower?
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Shaved your head?
Danced with no clothes on?
Made everyone's ears bleed due to your bad singing?
Made up a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Been in a band?
Shot a gun?
Eaten alligator meat?
Still love someone you shouldn't?
Have/had a tattoo
Like someone, but will never tell who?
Been too honest?
Ruined a surprise?
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
Erased someone in your friends list?
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Joined a pageant?
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Had communication with your ex?
Got totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
A total stranger treat you by paying your public transportation fare?
Get so angry that you cried?
Pass out in a drunken state?
Thought something you shouldn't have about someone?