Laura Goode Cullen
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Hey I'm fourteen years old and I love Gallager Girls and Twilight. I am team Edward all the way!! Jacob's cool but I think I like Edward more.

Right now I'm working on my first Fanfiction "I'd Lie". It's based off of the song I'd Lie by Taylor Swift. Bella is Alice's best friend, but what happens when she can't hide her feelings for Edward any more? Read please and give me some ideas!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Twilight:

Team Edward Or Jacob: Team Edward for sure

Team Vampire Or Werewolf: Vampire :-D

Fave Twilight Saga Book: Twilight or Breaking Dawn... I can't decide

Team Emmett Or Jasper: Team Emmett!! whooo!!

Team Bella Or Rosalie: Team Bella!

Fave Twilight Character: Edward Cullen!

Least Fave Twilight Character: Probably one of the humans like Mike or Jessica. I just don't like them.

Best Pairing: Edward and Bella. heehehehe

Worst Pairing: Jacob and Bella. Sorry Jacob, Bella is all Edward's

Fave Werewolf: Seth Clearwater

Fave Vampire: Edward or maybe Alice

Fave Human: Bella

Best Ability: Predict the future! yaaaay!!

Hottest Vampire: Definately Edward!! mhmmmm yuuuuummy!!

Hottest Werewolf: Jacob :-D

Fave Quote: The back of the first Twilight book- "About three things I was absolutely positive. First Edward was a vampire. Second there was was a part of him- and didn't know how dominant that part my be- that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

Jingle bells,

Juniors smell,

Seniors go away,

Sophmores suck,

What the fck?

Freshmen all the way!

Hey!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge bang.

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big bang, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven howcold-hearted you really are..Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you!

You know you live in 2000+ when you...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
Bite Me.

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Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5409 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Role of a Lifetime by letzigprincess reviews
Fighting for a divorce, Edward struggles to care for his two year old daughter. Enter Bella Swan, college student and new neighbor. Will Edward fall back into the arms of his ex or into the heart of his daughter's babysitter? AH Lots of drama & daddyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 312,739 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 6,927 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9381 - Favs: 5,241 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Victim by Daysi5 reviews
Josh is kidnapped, and Cammie finds out. She forms a mission and recruits her friends to help save him before it's too late. Can she do it without Zach by her side? Or will she fail and lose everything? Rated for actionness! Normal pairings
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Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
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The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
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GHOST by theD'Urberville reviews
Loosely based on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Bella's a widow, buys a new house which happens to be haunted by none other than Edward Masen. Will Bella stay and find out what he's all about, or will she run away screaming? Is love possible beyond the grave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,135 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And It Never Ends by DevilPup reviews
The sequel to LKG. Smitchie is expecting, Janastasia is planning, and Naitlyn is struggling. They thought life was hard, then came reality. Smitchie, Naitlyn, Jason/OC. Third stories in ATCR series.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,180 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T.
The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition by Kriskahn reviews
Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,131 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amor Fati: Will to Power by January Q reviews
I finally have a title! Sequel to 'Another Chance' ***Bella and Edward try to continue on with their lives, now that they must stay with the Volturi.***
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Losing My Head by Shoes-are-my-kryptonite reviews
Bella and Edward are married with twins. Edward is offered a new position of importance. After excepting problems ensue. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,482 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected at the Airport! by Ashyka0o0o0 reviews
After GG3! Bex and Cammie go to London! There are a few unexpected visitors for "Goode" reasons or for bad!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5605 - Favs: 8,202 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 9,055 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'd Lie reviews
Bella is trying to be friends with Edward Cullen, but it proves to difficult when they get closer one night and share some of their secrets. Can things work out for the best or will Bella end up broken-hearted? Summary sucks. All Human BxE some AxJ & RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward