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Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl, Scrubs, Angel, and Merlin.

Any story that is discontinued is up for adoption but please message me first.

I'm too attached to 'A Love Story, Or Not' to discontinue it, but it is very unlikely that I'll be updating it. I really unhappy with it, so it's more likely I'll do a complete rewrite.

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Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,154 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 3,482 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
The Warlock's Quickening by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Merlin might have come to Camelot to master his magic, not to end the Purge, but he's not going to sit idly by while his kin suffer. Oh no. Whether it's releasing a chained dragon, smuggling sorcerers out of the city, or trying to change Arthur's mind, he's fighting back. Now. Series rewrite beginning after 1X02 featuring Proactive!Merlin. AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,790 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 5,079 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
W I N D O W S by Celeste K. Raven reviews
A lovely, translucent little gallery of one hundred prompts. *PLEASE NOTE* If one of our pieces shatters while you're wandering the halls you should call for assistance. Don't try to pick up the shards!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Charlie Bucket, Wilbur Wonka, Willy Wonka
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 8,253 - Follows: 7,738 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Theme and Variations by sagredo reviews
A series of one-shots featuring wild conjectures and awkward situations, dark pieces and humor. Ch. 32: Mrs. Hudson knows all. Warnings for Holmes in a dress. Or having once been in one. And some period-typical attitudes about this.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Jumping Into Tanks is Illegal by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
In which Haruka has always wanted to be a mermaid and when he finds his chance he takes it, with his friends' help of course. Hints at Makoto/Haruka and Nagisa/Rei. One shot
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Rei R., Makoto T. - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
They Say It's Your Birthday by 96 Hubbles reviews
Stuff happens. Some funny and some terrible. I cordially invite you to read and find out. Warnings: some language and a spoiler for episode 4x03 in the first chapter.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,832 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Bauble by Mistress Scribbles reviews
The Blue Carbuncle, for BBC Sherlock verse. Set after a Post-Reichenbach return. A stolen diamond sends Sherlock & John on a wild goose chase - a welcome distraction from worrying behaviour Sherlock's friends have noticed in him since his return. Ensemble piece, mainly Sherlock & John friendship, no pairings, refs to substance abuse & mental disorders.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Life of St Bartbley Students by ArtysSexKitten reviews
PWP chapter fic. What the title says. Also Artemis in a skirt and is the ah... coughschoolslutcough Don't like, don't read. Simple ne? No Butler, sorry ppl. Only a whole lot of OC's. But don't worry, none of 'em are girls :P R&R! Chap 15 up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,471 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Artemis F.
The Adventure of the Dying Detective by Muffy Morrigan reviews
When Sherlock starts investigating a murder, John begins to notice there is something wrong with him. As Sherlock tracks down the threads of his case, John sets out to solve his own mystery-before time runs out. Title from Conan Doyle
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aftermath by b7-kerravon reviews
Megamind took a real pounding from Tighten in the last battle. Where does a blue alien go for treatment? Can Metro City just 'forgive and forget' all his crimes after a single act of redemption? Chp 10 up finally
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,816 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Whisperings of a Cave by Lovable Loner reviews
A sorcerer starts bragging that he is Emrys, the most powerful of all. The others don't believe it and put it to a test-a cave that holds power that only Emrys can wield. What happens when Uther hears? What happens if he's not Emrys? Set before 3x12
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,108 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Unsolicited Advice by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Brothers and Bandages by Marchling reviews
Five times Kurt patches Finn up and one time that Finn returns the favor. Brotherly fluff!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Love Looks Like This by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Finn Hudson considers himself to be fairly useless in an emergency, especially when that emergency involves his stepbrother coming down with a bad case of the stomach flu. But maybe he can learn something. Klaine. Hudmel Family. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Simple First Time by SuffocatingRomano reviews
(Kept for storage purposes) And suddenly, he remembered just how much of his world centered around one being: Artemis Fowl the Second and his majestic, graceful personality. Cocky but with a good reason. Smart, but not trapped by it. Artemis/Butler, first time fluff smut.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Hold the Night For Morning's Coming Soon by rosedale reviews
What would happen if a zombie epidemic suddenly spread through Ohio? The boys at Dalton Academy are about to find out. Based on CP Coulter's "Dalton".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,203 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
If My Memory Serves Me Well by SGE reviews
When Arthur rescues Merlin from a kidnapping, he brings a changed man back to Camelot. It's up to Gwen, Lancelot and Gwaine to set things right, but will any of them return from their quest the same? Ensemble, canon relationships, no slash. Set post-S3.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,229 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere
The Most Deadly Alliance by Emachinescat reviews
A deadly alliance has been made, a terrible deal has been struck. When Harry and his friends find themselves in ancient Camelot, they and their new friend Merlin are faced with a terrible evil that is intent on killing them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,058 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Just Keep Looking by LovesAngst reviews
Arthur had finally found a use for Merlin's fumbling, bumbling, noisy way. Although he'd never let on, Camelot's prince had been rather impressed with himself. That was before he lost Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Perfumed Drawers by Kaeru Basho reviews
Kurt is having one of those days when he would just stare out of the window, watching the raindrops splashing their way towards the window pane. This day was different however. A LATE MOTHER'S DAY FIC BASED ON CP COULTER'S DALTON-VERSE "THE MUSIC BOX"
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Art of Fugue by Sidney Sussex reviews
John, Sherlock, a violin and an accident with lasting damage. Rated for permanent character injury.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Arthur, I'm a Warlock by Kitty O reviews
It's been years, and finally the day comes. Merlin decides that it's time to tell the king his secret. It doesn't turn out quite the way most people would think. Completed ficlet, no slash. Crack, by the way.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The World of Wizards by kikomio reviews
Merlin has lived for centuries. He is one of the ancient founders of the wizarding world known by Harry Potter. His magic has kept him alive, and now he lives in the modern wizarding world. Harrypotter crossover, bigger summmary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Merlin
Of Camelot and Hogwarts by Christina B reviews
When Merlin and Arthur are transported to Hogwarts Marauders era via a timeturner, how will they find their way back to Camelot, and most importantly how will Arthur react to Merlin's secret? Epilogue UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,279 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - James P., Merlin - Complete
Inevitability by AllyEmrys reviews
Broken Merlin. Unbreakable Arthur. Cameras and celli and really awful coffee and painful relationships and frightening pasts and snow and kisses and the fact that they will always, always find each other in the end.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,834 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
My Accidental Summoning by Neversaid-I-Madesense reviews
In which a most peculiar demon is accidentally summoned from Hell due to Elliot's klutziness, Perry realizes that they're all meant for more things than he originally thought. Demon!JD, JDCox, Turla, Ellitor, AU!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,803 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
Imprint by CrossoverQueen94 reviews
Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Minor character death. Eventual Jacob/Kurt, minor Puckelberry.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,527 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jacob, Kurt H. - Complete
But You're Not Fooling Me by bdrake07 reviews
"If someone says 'split up and look for clues', I am going to kill them," Kurt said darkly. "And we can't afford to have another ghost on our hands," Wes said, in complete seriousness. Kurt/Blaine, Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Battle Wounds by Incoming Grapefruit reviews
Merlin hadn't fully recovered from the side-effects of the Serket's poisonous sting when the battle for Camelot began. Now, bone-weary and bitterly disappointed, the last thing he needs is a certain clot-pole ordering him about. Set after 3.02. Non-slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,713 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Safe at Home by AccioRemus reviews
Finn dreams that Kurt died in an accident on Christmas Eve, this Christmas Eve. Finn decides that the dream is going to come true and it is up to him to save Kurt. Kurt/Finn slash, fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Healing Spells by BeyondTheStorm reviews
After revealing his magic to Arthur due to life-threatening circumstances, Merlin decides it's time he learned to heal. With Gaius off dealing with an illness in the outer villages, Merlin is left to his own methods, bearing some rather costly outcomes.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,075 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Royal Obligations of Stupidity by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Constantly getting kidnapped by bandits was just one of the many perks of being Court Sorcerer of Camelot. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Snowstorm by vcg73 reviews
Terri doesn't have many fans, but I thought it might be fun to team up two characters who normally have no reason to interact. And don't worry, this is NOT a romantic pairing! Just a new and unusual friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Kurt H., Terri S. - Complete
Skyward by fishwrites reviews
Merlin has more than one secret to keep. prompt: Merlin was born with angel wings. Slash/AU
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,497 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Arthur's Mysterious Reappearing Shirt by Catindahat reviews
Arthur's in a little bit of trouble and turns to Merlin for help, that was his first mistake. Well trusting that Merlin would do his job properly and putting the damn thing on in the first place were really his first mistakes. Title says it all really.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,902 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Somnambulistic Conundrum by ArkadyRose reviews
Investigating the case of the Cessarine Majeste, Holmes is plagued by nightmares in which he sleepwalks, always drawn towards Watson's presence. But what is the deeper secret behind the mystery of the Cessarine Majeste, and why is Holmes' life in danger?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Kurt's April Fool by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt plays the April Fools' joke to end all April Fools' jokes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Natural Occurrences in Order of Need to Live by Writing2Death reviews
Arthur has a list in his head of Reasons Why He Loves Merlin. There are currently 327 reasons on that list. Merlin/Arthur, Fluff, Slash, Modern!AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Like Ashes and Dust by unsettledfic reviews
"I didn't want to make you watch me die."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Don't I Get A Dream For Myself by niblettk reviews
Kurt is diagnosed with the same disease that killed his mother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Up a Tree by Jack of All Suits reviews
Holmes and Watson, through a series of unexpected circumstances, are stranded in a tree surrounded by snarling hounds.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Angelfish by MorganD reviews
Finn tries to help Rachel, but it's Kurt who needs someone to take care of him. SLASH.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Penchant For Deceit by BC reviews
When Artemis was a child, the world could not touch him. Now he’s older and, when Butler can’t stop all the blows anymore, Artemis learns to strike back. Slash DBAF.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
My Self-Destructive Mind by Lokun reviews
When JD's daydreams turn into nightmares, and his narrating voice is getting out of control, he starts questioning his sanity. What can he do when his own mind becomes his worst enemy? /Rated T for mild language and blood. Update coming soon!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,035 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
The Last Dragon Egg by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Great Dragon has asked Merlin to rescue the last dragon egg left whilst King Uther has asked Arthur to destroy it. They must travel together, with different agendas, across the continent in order to find it. What will happen when they do? Epic!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,997 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
FINALS by Loony4moony816 reviews
They forgot that finals existed. Glee club bonding fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
My Man Behind The Mask by elmo-doodle reviews
JD can't always be the superhero at work. Outside of the hospital, however, is a completely different story.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,590 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009
Dexter meets Kira by Ridler reviews
After Death Note inspired my longest fanfiction till now, now Death Note inspired my shortest fanfiction till now! What would happen if the Bay Harbor Butcher found Kira? Short and stylish, with a cool payoff at the end ;
Crossover - Death Note & Dexter - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
My Last Kill by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
JD's life as an assassin can finally come to an end when he completes his last assignment. This isn't a problem for said assassin, but what is a problem are the people he comes to care for in the process, one auburn haired man in particular. AU
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,989 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Mottlemoth reviews
Artler; complete. When Artemis loses both his parents and his sight in a car accident, Butler is left to pick up the pieces. But will Fowl history be repeated? Rated M for slash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Red by idioticonion reviews
AU - Robin stumbles on something amongst Barney's fancy dress costumes. Spoilers for The Possimpible and Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Robin S., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Fifty Percent chance for Moisture by Madi Holmes reviews
Moist reflects. Well, okay, I reflect on Moist. Not so surprising crossover.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Howard W., Moist
Unexpected Encounters by aberrans reviews
Butler has never before thought of Artemis as a normal teenager. But then again, he's never acted like one. Butler/Artemis. Slash, First Time.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
50 Words Challenge: Artler by Name On The Spine reviews
Artler Slash to the 50 words or 50 themes or whatever challenge.It's rated T for violence, sugestivity and character death. But, as I said, it's slash, so don't like don't read. There's also slight hints of H/J. Er . . . R&R?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Abide with Me by danse reviews
Based on the film 28 Days Later. M/A. An aggressive blood disease epidemic wipes out Britain and 28 days later, four of the last survivors in London must try and escape alive. All they have left in the world is each other. Will that be enough?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Monsters in the Closet by RobinRocks reviews
Something is attacking ships down at the docks and it's the Titans' job to find out what. Trouble is, Robin might have found a little too much… COMPLETE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,793 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Robin, Cyborg - Complete
I Like Grapes by oi-oi-oi reviews
Grandma Georgina and Mr. Willy Wonka have a little morning chat together. Being the sober people they are, they, naturally, discuss the...more difficult questions of humanity, such as: Do you think jam is lovely?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2005
Soft by Super Lizard reviews
Premovie. Willy Wonka discovers very fluffy pink sheep in Mongolia.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
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Love Story, or Not reviews
Artemis Fowl is the most incredible person that Callum has ever met. It's a shame that Artemis seems to have no interest in him at all. Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,361 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Artemis F.
My First Pimple reviews
Well, as the title suggests, Artemis gets a pimple. Artler, slash, one-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Thief reviews
AU Merlin is a thief, suspected sorcerer and Arthur is out to catch him. May turn into Merthur. DISCONTINUED.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
A New Life reviews
Artemis encounters a vampire. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Angel & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Angel, Artemis F.
My Roleplay reviews
Turk discovers something in JD's room. Oneshot. JD/Cox. Very short.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2009 - John D./J.D., C. D. Turk - Complete
My Secret Past reviews
JD and Dr Cox have a lot more in common but only JD knows this and he does his best to keep it a secret. AU. DISCONTINUED.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Surprise reviews
Someone wants to go out with Grub Kelp. Surprise pairing! Slash! Not incest! Ew...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Grub K. - Complete
What Now? reviews
Artemis and Foaly have a problem. Slash. Crack pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Artemis F., Foaly - Complete
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