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Static Twilight Chapter Two:



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Write 12 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Jasper Hale

2. Bella Swan


4. Alice Cullen

5. Emmett Cullen

6. Edward Cullen

7. Felix

8. Carlisle

9. Embry

10. Leah

11. Quil Jr.

12. Sam

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Edward/Quil?!?No… ExB only!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Um… Alice is… Alice.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? WOAH!! CARLISLE AND SAM?! SAM HATES THE CULLENS! Poor Esme!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Embry. Never read any fics on the pack. Strictly Vampire Fan! (But I do read fics of Bella being a Werewolf but ending up with Edward.)

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Edward/Bella?!Please! They are a couple… and a sexy one too. XD

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Emmett/Embry or Emmett/Leah… Leah would probably be dangerous… you decide and get back to me on that one.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Felix/Bella/Sam?He’d probably just walk away and possibly tell Edward.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Seth/Leah: “Seth?! A vampire?! You can not have imprinted on a vampire?!” “You don’t understand! She’s confused she-“ “We kill them for a living!” “You don’t understand! You’re overreacting! Just forget it! I’m gone; I have to make sure she’s safe!” “Your going to get us all killed if you do!” “I… I don’t care anymore Leah. I don’t.”

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Jasper/Carlisle Yeah… probably… *secretly wants to read one now*

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Felix/Sam. So Long and Good Night!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Alice and Jasper? Easy! Alice being nervous and asking Edward to ask Jasper if he wants to study with her and them starting to get close and Edward/Bella walking in on them kissing.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Seth.I think I read one once. It was with Jacob I think, but it was more based on an Edward/Bella romance.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Quil: My friends hate Twilight. D8

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Bella/Alice/Emmett…My friends hate Twilight.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Leah:Holy @*$&#! @&*! !

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Carlisle.How to Save a Life!!! XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Edward/Jasper/Sam. WARNING! MAJOR SLASH!!! :3

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Leah/Bella… “Heyyyyy! How are you doing?”

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? About Emmett never. I don’t hate him, I just don’t want to read one.

20) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Jasper and Felix (8O WTF) are in a happy relationship until Felix runs off with Alice (OH HELLS NAW!!). Jasper, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Quil (Hmm, Jazzy sure loves guys) and a brief unhappy affair with Sam (Jeez! WTF Jazz why you gay?!), then follows the wise advice of Emmett (Since when is Emmett wise?!) and finds true love with Seth.

…………. WTFGW?!? Why is my Jazzy gay?! (I honestly have nothing against gay people. Because I honestly question my own sexuality everyday. Um... don't tell my parents, my mom will freak out!) This thing is rigged. Why would Alice go with Felix and when has Emmett become WISE?!??! This is total and complete BS. But it was fun...

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You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Tight pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Not often.)
Score: 18/25

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (Mostly cause she’s home a lot but I prefer asking my dad)
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance/ice skating/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up (I hate make up!)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (When I were Guy Shirts and I have like 3)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Score: 8/25

Dude, I am such a guy! Guy wins by 10! X3

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (About what? The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Could you give us a little bit more on this subject?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I have some ideas as to the meaning of this, but they're all to inappropriate.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Wow, I never would've guessed that.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, uh...fly Obritz?)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity! Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Turn Shuffle on, on your iPod and each song is the answer to a question:

1. How does the world see you? Lousy Reputation- We are Scientists

2. Will I have a happy life? I Don’t Love You- My Chemical Romance (D: What?! I’m going to be loveless?! What a horrible life!)

3. What do my friends really think of me? (Uh-Oh) Last Resort- Papa Roach (Um… I guess for like… fights and stuff.)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? To The End- My Chemical Romance (Um… is that good?)

5. How can I make myself happy? Heels Over Head- Boys Like Girls (But I thought I was going to be loveless… according to #1)

6. What should I do with my life? The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You- My Chemical Romance (So… some sort of life is going to kill me?)

7. What is some good advice for me? What is Love? - NeverShoutNever! (Okay, so good advice would be to ask what love is?!)

8. How will I be remembered? Given Up- Linkin Park (I am a quitter so that makes sense.)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Sleep- My Chemical Romance (I do tend to act the song out.)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace (I’m an animal now?)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Final Day- Tokio Hotel (How did they figure out I’m suicidelish?!)

12. What song will play at my funeral? Way Away- Yellowcard (Maybe… cause I’m like not there anymore. Makes sense.)

13. What is my day going to be like? Seduction- Alesana (So… I’m going to seduce people? That’s SOOOO impossible!!)

14. What will tomorrow bring? Heart Heart Heartbreak- Boys Like Girls (Ouch! I don’t want tomorrow to come.)

There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.

At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.

The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.

Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.

You mean the world to someone.

You are special and unique.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you
take another look.

Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks. Good friends are like stars.
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

I would rather have one rose and a kind word
from a friend while I'm here
than a whole truckload when I'm gone.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

17 signs that you are falling in love





















Now repost this as '17 sings ur falling in love' and somethind AWESOME will happen 2 u!!


I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!

A Dad's Poem
Her hair was up in a ponytail, and her favorite dress was tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.
‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Month one
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this on you're profile.


1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

O.C.D.! Obsessed. Cullen. Disorder.
-If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this to your profile.
-If you have considered naming your child Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
-If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile.
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-If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
-If you cry every time you read New Moon, copy this into your profile.
-If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Jasper or Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I'm A Mutant by Vanessa Cullen 17 reviews
This is a Twilight crossover with the X-Men. Bella is a mutant. She still lives in Forks, Washington. But has many secrets. She hasnt even told her vampire lover anything. She is scared that they will believe she is a freak. But soon her secrets come out.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Wolverine/Logan, Bella
Consequences by Alexandra Bronwyn reviews
Prologue- Bella had a one night stand with her best friend's older brother. Bella left Forks, removing all contacts from family and friends. Now she balances collage, work, new friends and a baby on the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,182 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wedding Capers by Drumchik reviews
Jane wants a small quiet ceremony. Angela wants a big Italian wedding. Maura wants them both to be happy. Sequel to "Mending the Broken"
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,096 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 5/21/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Another Hospital Visit by summit2014 reviews
"Do you remember her? Do you remember Maura?" She was pointing at me. I could tell that Jane was not sure, but she was trying to process through her thoughts.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Online Banking by LemonMeringueTart reviews
Jane & Maura are in search of the perfect sperm...
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 5/17/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cookies and Lollipops by youdude reviews
An unsub hits JJ and Emily with something...now they're small children. How will the team deal with two little kids running around the BAU? Won a CM Profiler's Choice Fanfic Award for Best Humour and Best Emily/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,259 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
A Different Life by TheRedQueens reviews
Bella is 15 and is one of the chosen ones. She leaves the Cullens; letting them think she's 18 and with lots of questions. But what happens when they meet up at Hogwarts? Lots of love, drama, and alot of new blossoming friendships. E/B REWRITTEN!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,204 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Bella
My Secret, Not Yours by xxxDr.Fang's Assistantxxx reviews
Edward left Bella, without giving her a chance to tell him her secret:she's a witch. Now that he's gone Bella is deciding to go back to Hogwarts, where she sees some familiar faces. Another summary inside. Fist as C.D/B, maybe E/B-who knows
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Cedric D., Bella
Twilight Evolution by Murasaki Argenteria reviews
AU. Bella/Logan Sibling Fic. Summary Inside (Far too long for me to post here, sorry) INCOMPLETE
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Wolverine/Logan, Bella
Failure by Gemmika reviews
What would have happened if Edward had lost control on Bella's first day of school? How would the Cullen's have adjusted to this new addition to their life? When Edward fails to keep his self control he begins a journey of self-discovery and love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,871 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan the Pokemon Trainer by AliceCarlisleFan reviews
What if Bella was a pokemon trainer and after the Cullen's leave she goes back to what she does best what if she sees them again with her fire-type pokemon what will happen. What if Bella was Ash's cousin. All same pairings. Es/C, Em/R, Al/J, Ed/B, As/M.
Crossover - Pokémon & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Pikachu, Bella
Let me hold you by emily007 reviews
Prince Edward is to marry as soon as possible or his father will choose for him. But what happens when he starts to dream about a certain brunette girl? But what is even weirder is that she soon becomes his maid. This is their love story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 30,905 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tribute by Crackinois reviews
Life in District 8, like everywhere else, is in service to the Capitol. For former Hunger Games victor, Jane Rizzoli, each day is spent trying to cope with the pain of haunting memories. Can a seamstress give her something worth fighting for?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Family Scrapbook by tayababy reviews
There may be more than one family album, but they say a picture is worth a thousand words, and as Jack Hotchner explains to his grandchildren, the memories are everlasting. Futurefic, AU, snapshots of the family not in chronological order. Halloween done!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,607 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Lost & Found by TheyCallMeLittleLu reviews
Bella Swan is 6 years old. She should be happy, carefree and loved. She's not. Her dad's an alcoholic, her mom's dead. Her life is a nightmare, and her best friend, the only one who knows it all, is her bunny-teddy, Mr. C. Rated T for violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,546 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rainbow Dreams by Rachie17 reviews
Alice/Bella Please review so I know whether to continue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alice, Bella
Confessions of a Perfectionist by KateKane reviews
FINAL PART UP! After the shooting of the S1 finale Maura holds everything and everyone together, while simultaneously struggling with her own unvoiced feelings for Jane. But even Maura has her limits... Therapy fic with lots of Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,433 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Unexpected, or not by donellys reviews
Fork's high school batch of 2006 has finally graduated college. They have a school reunion, but are surprised to see the new Cullen. Sparks fly as Mike rekindles with the past and meets with his future. POV of different people. OOC for Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,370 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Mike
Learning to Live by hheath541 reviews
An unexpected secret draws the girls closer.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,989 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Runaway by Whammy reviews
Jane and Maura's 16 year old daughter runs away the day they are supposed to sign their divorce papers. Can working together to find her and save their relationship before it's too late?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
Life on the Farm by PagetPaulson reviews
What if Emily and Aaron were brother and sister? What if they and the rest of the team grew up together? Where would they live? Who would date who? Read and find out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Car Crash Dreams by cheeses reviews
Jane Rizzoli wasn't found amongst the wreckage, a young male was found in close proximity to where her car was, with her badge, gun and ID. Are you sure it wasn't a James you were looking for? After Season 2 finale
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Doing the Natural Thing by Alucino reviews
Maura and Jane, clueless about the true nature of their relationship as well as their feelings towards each other, decide to take the next natural step in their relationship.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,241 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli
The Hidden World by XD.MiniMinna.XD reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and she goes back to London to live with her wizarding family. will fate bring these two back together? will Harry and his friends find someone else that needs their help? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? R&R EXB T cuz im paranoid ABANDONED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,390 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella
Undercover by Yovillelova reviews
Bella can finally go back to the BAU when the gang come to do a presentation. But some people are hard to let go. How will the Cullens take knowing that Little Bella Swan is actually a kick butt FBI Agent? Sequal to this is out called Not Again!
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,624 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - S. Reid, Bella - Complete
Caffeine With a Side of Brown Eyes by mochamaker reviews
A first meeting between the duo with a different twist.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Jealousy by Crackinois reviews
A tragic case leads to the reassignment of an officer to the Homicide Unit, which comes at the worst time as Jane tries to figure out a change in her feelings toward Maura. Complete.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,857 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Truth Be Told by jacksp518 reviews
Edward leaves and a devasted Bella has to remove her charade to return home to Hogwarts to complete the prophesy. Enemies pursue and friendships revived, plus a little bit of romance. Not a Harry/Bella.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Bella
Exchanges and Emotions by 59bean reviews
Jane and Maura join Korsak and Frost at the Dirty Robber after a long day at work. A man gets too close to Maura for Jane's liking and won't take no for an answer. Rated M for language. Chapter 12 is now up!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,175 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Another One by miekhead reviews
Set two years after Morning Routine's second half. Jane has a life-changing wish. Will Maura feel the same way? Fluff, pregnancy and family fun... well, sometimes.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,703 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Take It Off! by SunflowersAndHoney reviews
Jane, a very reluctant Maura and the guys hit up a strip club after a long week of work. Oh, the jealousy that will take place. Eighth And FINAL Chapter Is Up!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Family by thentheresthat reviews
Takes place right after Remember Me. Things have been different since Hoyt's death and the relationship between Jane and Maura is being tested. RIZZLES Powder Keg. FINAL CHAPTERS UP!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
I'm a prayer for your loneliness by TheComet13 reviews
Maura gets pregnant after a one-night stand and she's scared she won't be able to have a baby on her own, so Jane decides to move in with her to help her during the pregnancy. But somewhere along the line their feelings for each other start to change.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Something to Talk About by hheath541 reviews
When Jane and Maura hear rumors that they're a couple, and find out even their friends and family believe them, they have to face some truths and make some decisions.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
She's More Than a Girlfriend by Mehwrites reviews
This isn't one of those typical love stories, where there's a happy ending and everyone goes skipping off into the sunset. This is real life, my story, how I fell in love and nearly lost the girl that means everything to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Alice
Scars by OceanSoulChild reviews
He began to lift my sleeve up "Bella?" He whispered into the darkness of my room, he knew i wasn't asleep anymore. "Edward ..." I pleaded, almost silently. "Who did this?" He sounded horrified. "...Me"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,490 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Full Circle by Tomwillisrulz reviews
Alice's life had come full circle. A doctor had decided to save her life by ending it so many years ago to kill the game of the hunt. Now her hand is being forced to make a choice of whether or not to change her mate in order to protect her. A/B pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,389 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Salvatore Sister by Emily601 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon she was devastated. But what Edward didn't know was that Bella was harboring a secret of her own. She never told him that she was a vampire too and that she was the little sister to Stefan and Damon Salvatore.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Damon
A Whole New Life by TheGreekGoddess reviews
POST NEW MOON. Edward leaves Bella pregnant. With quintuplets. Now Bella and her new family are back in Forks, living a new life, and so are the Cullens. Not to mention ANOTHER group in the area too. How will things go from here? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010
Unexpected Happiness by Hawkesey reviews
Eighteen years have passed since the events of Breaking Dawn. The Cullen's have just moved back to Forks, and Bella is taken ill. The only problem? Vampires don't get ill! What's wrong with her? All shall be revealed in Unexpected Happiness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forget Me Not by Ohio Is For Lovers reviews
Alice Cullen can't remember anything of her human life. But when certain Mad Hatter comes looking for her, her past life is revealed, and Alice is left reeling, facing broken promises and broken hearts...
Crossover - Twilight & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Finding Courage by Angels of Twilight reviews
Bella is a vampire who just moved to Forks and enrolls in Forks High. She meets the Cullens, who are also vampires. All but Edward. He is paralyzed from the waist down and hasn't been changed for the fear that it won't cure him. Can Bella's new powers help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,191 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Volterra by Discover09 reviews
Alice didn't go to Forks after she saw Bella jump off the cliff. Rosalie told Edward about Bella and he went to the Volturi. 3 yrs later, after they have finished school, Bella and Jake go travelling together. What will they find?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
At The Edge of Reason by Cheriana reviews
When James threatens Bella, Edward panics and kidnaps her in a desperate bid to keep her safe. But can he hold her against her will, or will the interference of his family result in his worst nightmare after all? Can he rescue her? Twilight alternate end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,455 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Why? by kassc96-72 reviews
I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! My life ended before it started in 2005. My parents could care less about me. I was told to be the perfect wife and if I wasn't, I would be punished. Why was I abused by my "lover", Edward? DARK EDWARD! RATED M FOR VIOLENCE&LANGUAGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Magical Secrets: Twilight & Harry Potter by AVeryBlueGirl reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix. Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing & the Cullens come to Hogwarts. Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,586 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Wizards and Vampires by tinyhobbit reviews
Bella Swan wasn't who they thought she was. What if this becomes apparent after the battle with James? Bella goes home, she was only in Forks for the Order of the Phoenix. Now she has to deal with the life she left, when everything is not as it seems.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 75,922 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
You Still Shine Brighter Than Anyone by HayleyKristen reviews
Edward left. Bella is depressed. Charlie taught Bella how to play the guitar. Went to La Push to see Jacob and the gang. Formed a band. Became famous. The Cullens watched on of their concerts. Full- sentenced summary inside : . Pls. read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,479 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Child with Monsters by Falling Snowy Sky reviews
What if Bella was a little kid and Jasper saves her. Normal JXA EXR CXE BXE She lives with the Cullens after her parents are lost, will growing up with vampires be the best thing for their new little sister?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Face the Music by storyofmylife124 reviews
What if the man that said he’d love you for all of his existence left you pregnant with his child? What if you were finally starting to fill the hole in your heart when he came back and you had to protect your child and yourself from being hurt?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
One Night Stands by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
One night stands are supposed to me fun. You have sex and then, you're never supposed to see the person again. But after Bella has a one night stand with a guy she just met, she wakes up to find that he wants more... ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dancing the Pain Away by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Bella never jumped of the cliff despite knowing what it would mean. 5 years later the Cullen's are invited to meet the newest power in the vampire world. Even the Voltori hesitate to insult this new leader. How is Bella involved?REVEIWfullsummaryinside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
My name is Isabella Swan formerly known as Smella by NotThatYouNeedToKnow reviews
Bella formerly known as Smella moved to Phoenix when she was 12 after consistent bullying, But what happens when Bella come back a Beautiful scene/Emo and is forced to become head cheerleader? And what about the now player Edward wants to get in her pants
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009
PS, I Love You by MyToxicValentine reviews
When Bella and Edward are assigned class pen pals,they are unknowingly paired with each other. Bella and Edward start a friendship outside of their letters, not knowing that they share everything. When they discover the truth, how will they react? BXE OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,905 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Shh, I 'm here by HoustonSilk reviews
Bella dies in the war at the end of Breaking Dawn. Edward takes care of their daughter although he is heartbreaking. He spends all the time on thinking Bella after Renesmee grows up. 30 years later, he discovers a baby who smells like Bella. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Changes by Nessie Carlie Salvatore reviews
Edward Mason is abused by his father until one night. He thinks he's hated by everyone until he meets Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Place in this world by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Everyone around her disappeared, her mom, her brother, her sister, and her dad. Bella Swan is 14 and has stopped talking to people and is now up for adoption. The Cullen family adopts her hoping to connect with her. Will it work? Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,193 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Favor adopted from HollyIsShort by iclemyerlover reviews
When Nyx tries to do the Cullens a favor by sending them to the House of Night dimension, where vampyres are a part of society,will it backfire because of the differences between the Vampyres and Vampires? The discontinued story by HollyIsShort.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
Sky High At Twilight by Rubberduck697 reviews
Bella Swan is starting her first year of high school at Sky High, but Sky High is no ordinary High School. Located over a thousand feet above the ground, Sky High is a training ground for super heroes, and potentially super villains. All human-kinda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,607 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Little piece of love by Raised.In.Abuse reviews
When Edward left, he didn't know that Bella was pregnant--Neither did she. About Four months later, a few tests and a bump say it all. Will she be able to track Edward down? Will he even care? Will she let him back into her life? Read to find out. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,455 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009
Daycare by JordanCullen815 reviews
Bella works at a daycare and as a writer. Edward has two kids, works as a pediatrician, and his son goes to Bella's daycare. What'll happen when she see's the boy's green eyed father?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Second Time's a Charm by monola08 reviews
Breaking Dawn Continued! Do you want to know what happens when Bella starts high school for the second time as an immortal? What will happen? Will she resist her thirst or will something sinister happen? Read and review please if you want more!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life by Ally soccer girl reviews
Edward is a two hundered year old vampire.He lives his life in solitude that is untill he comes across a burning cabin in the middle of the woods.Inside being the person who will change his existence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sugar Rush by Read-A-Holic1227 reviews
This story is just what the title suggests. What if Bella has a major sugar rush. Bella's human. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella
He Kissed My MOM! by TwilightGuru09 reviews
Emmett accidentally lets it slip to Nessie that Jacob kissed Bella. Nessie explodes into a fit of hysteria and panic. “You said exactly what you meant to say! MY JACOB had the hots for MY MOM!” My 1st Fanfiction so be kind. All five chapters are complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Messages by TCD reviews
Takes place during New Moon. What happens if Bella picks up the phone instead of Jake when Edward calls after Rose told him Bella was dead? Will he come back? AU. BxJ/BxE. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,151 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Old Friends by peace.love.twilight17 reviews
It's after Breaking Dawn. The Cullen's decide it's safe to go back to Forks, and meet the grandkids of old friends. Forks is quite different from how the remember it though...Rated T just to be safe. I know this has been done a lot, but it's good, try it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Just my luck by Alyce-Cullen reviews
Charlie finds out that Edward comes over every night when he is asleep to be with Bella. He gets really mad- to say the least.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Charlie S.
Dark Angel by IchigosGirl27 reviews
After Edward left in New moon, The Volturi came for Bella, she joined them and ended up being the most powerful vampire in existence, What happens when The Cullens visit the Volturi? Will Bella let them back into her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chicago's Lullaby by Madeleine Hawthorne reviews
What if Bella somehow mysteriously travels through time to Chicago of 1918, before even moving to Forks, and meets Edward as a human and falls in love? Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
All I Want by PsychSugar reviews
When Edward goes over to Bella's house after Charlie goes to work,Edward and Bella get 'busy' but neither of them are expected to what happens after Charlie get's home early and get caught!It's like in twilight Bella is human and the Cullen's are vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,059 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Life by Over-Dramatic-108 reviews
So this takes place 19 years later. The Cullens are at Kings Cross Station and Bella sees some people from her past. I am really bad at summaries. R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella
Seeing Heaven by NatallieRose reviews
All human. Edward is blind and eventually moves in with Charlie because his parents are dead. Along the way of a blind life, he meets Charlie's daughter, Bella. My first fanfic and I suck at summaries, so give it a chance. Better than it sounds! R&R pleas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008
Strained Anguish by WeepingWillow1494 reviews
Bellas Little Secret Revised!During NM. Edward left a pregnant Bella. Fouteen years later, Renesmées concern about dreams of seven vamps grows when some unwanted guests arrive. As feuds begin, Nessie feels like the cause of her broken family.Same BLS plot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Rejection by psugar reviews
We all know that Jessica tried to ask Edward Cullen out, here is my version of it. My first fan-fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jessica, Edward - Complete
Mini Cullens! by JewelGirl94 reviews
When the girls return from a hunting trip, they find four familiar-looking little boys and a wolf in their home. What happens when the girls figure out who they are? Post Breaking Dawn. Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friend's Love by xXchampXx reviews
Edward has always been in love with his best friend.Jacob came and tore them apart.Jacob starts to date Bella and Edward becomes a player.They hate each other.What happens when they have a project and Edward tries to show her he is still the old him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009
Bella an XMan? by xXchampXx reviews
What if Bella was an X-Man? How will the Cullens cope when they come across her brother? You have to read to find out. RXR
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009
The Long Weekend by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
With Charlie gone on a fishing trip all weekend, Bella goes to stay with the Cullens. But what will happen when they all get bored and need some entertainment. Emmet has a bust up with an old lady, Alice befriends a stuffed dog and Bella takes revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,276 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Family Secrets by SaffronAngel reviews
Edward isn't the only one with family secrets. Could Bella's secret be even more dangerous to her than Edward?
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,065 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Twilight meets Vampire Kisses by XxXxLoveTheGamexXxX reviews
Edward leaves, Bella's devastated but when new characters come into play will they help her be able to heal or is Edward all she wants?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - [Edward, Bella] [Alexander S., Raven M.]
Darkness 'Round The Sun by callmefall reviews
Re-write of Whoops! A drunk Bella runs into her best friend from high school. What happens that night catalysts into much bigger reprecussions then they ever would have thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,795 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth Or Die by theslow1 reviews
What happened to Truth or Dare? The Cullens have a new game and one that will scar everyone for life with unnessecary memories. Rose and Newton, Emmett and Edward, Alice and a mud bath, and a forbidden game all wrapped into one story. Eclipse please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Twilight Titans: Under The Cover Of Forks by Lady Infamous reviews
The Teen Titans investigate a series of unexplained deaths in Forks. They soon deduct their way to the answer, but when the time comes, what will they do? Will they give away the Cullen's secret?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Raven, Edward
Sometimes Sorry Isn't Good Enough by twilightttxxfreakkx11 reviews
Taking place in new moon. Victoria changes bella. Bella hates the cullen's for leaving her behind and damning her to this life. She finds a new family what happens when she meets the cullens again ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,707 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
Are you thirsty Bella? by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Emmet and Jasper are babysitting Bella, while Edward is out hunting. Things happen…and Edward gets mad...and who is the mysterious kidnapper? And why is there a mysterious kidnapper?...OOoo...Read and find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Cold Moon by Jhs Rockerbaby reviews
Four years after BD. The Cullens are in a new town. They are all attending school again. Their new teacher happens to be Angela, and she is hiding a secret and the Volturi are planning another attack. New Chapter. The battle is on! THE STORY'S FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,078 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Gift by teamtayward reviews
Bella and Edward "Try" and get a little suprise....Bella's Pregnant! What will Happen? will Edward be able to handle protecting two people he cant lose? Set in New Moon time but Edward never left.. Hope you like it! ; L Teamtayward L
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
My Unicorn by Wincing The Night Away reviews
What happens when you combine Emmett, Alice, Bella, tattoos and an overprotective cranky Edward? R&R Another one of my random stories ;P Bad summary sorry...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Twilight Passing Notes by BlushingKlutz reviews
HAHA! Edward and Bella along with everyone else is PASSING NOTES! Funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Pain Killers by Wincing The Night Away reviews
So, Bella has injured her self once again, and she has gotten an overdose of pain killers, so she's high. And confessess strange things to Carlisle. R&R People! rated t to be safe! ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Till The Kids Drive Us Insane by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Lemon Lovers by dionee reviews
Lemons after Lemons. Threesome's, foursome's, f/f, and even self pleasure! AH All twilight characters have their naughty side. Read about them here!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Can't Run From The Past by Gimme a damn reviews
Bella was just packing her things to move in with the Cullens who were out hunting for the weekend. Then something pokes her in the butt, literally, as her past comes back to her in one night.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,447 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella - Complete
I'm Yours by asianpersuasion10 reviews
AH, ExB, One-Shot, Lemon. When you fall in love with your best friend, it's not always smooth sailing...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The My Chemical Romance Bible by XTearsXOfXInnocenceX reviews
The MCR Bible. This is for all the other MCR fans on this site. Origionally posted on deviantart by Bloody Misfit. Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
What if I am a superhero? by linnybug reviews
Similar story to original Twilight, but with a very different Bella. Story has a better description. Rated M, just in case...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,167 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Cullen Love by three.hills reviews
Carlisle and Esme are away, and Edward and his brothers leave to hunt. Alice and Rosalie teach Bella about the true nature of Cullen love. Future chapters with additional Cullen family members. LEMON Warning. Girls loving girls...very free love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Bella
Dawning Birth by Crazy Speech Kid reviews
Bella and Edward never thought they would have kids, but they now find out Bella's pregnant. How will the characters of Twilight and New Moon take this news, and what will happen with the baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006