Mr.Oaky
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Joined 06-07-09, id: 1962025, Profile Updated: 02-09-10
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride.

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I LOVE Fang, and all Maximum Ride characters (but not as much). I am so grateful for my friend peachiepie'bellagail'bowawa for making me read the first book. Without that moment, my life would be boring.

I will be like peachiepie'bellagail'bowawa,

I FORCE YOU TO READ MAXIMUM RIDE NOW!!

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YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED!!

POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE NOW, OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE OUIJA BOARD.

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The winner of my little rhyme off competition who is now one of my favorite authors is:

Malabsorbent

I also received correct answers from:

idontknow742
and
I Talk A Lot

Thank you all for replying to my stories!!

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

EVER WON DER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite ofprogress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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Life is an Adventure by Melissa1205 reviews
It has been 5 years since the war. Everyone has moved on. Katara is being forced to marry. She visits Uncle and Zuko for advice. Will they help her? What about finding Zuko's mother, will she help him? Oh the craziness that will happen along the way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 202,662 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Katara, Zuko
Midnighters: The Nonexistant 4th book! by Mindcaster37 reviews
All together in the Big Apple, looking for new Midnighters. Then they meet a gang of midnighters who call themselves The Wanderers and meet a girl in the Blue Time who can freeze time. you know what they don't give you enough space here just read!
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,680 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Beach Day by AnnabethChase9 reviews
The flock reaches a new safe house at the beach. What they dont know is that they are in for a surprise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010
The Ouija Board by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max and Fang discover a mysterious game, but soon the game gets out of hand. Can Max and Fang get themselves out of this mess or will they come to a tragic end?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
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sdrawkcaB reviews
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Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010
Fang Has Invited you to Chat reviews
Accept? A conversation between the flock. Who knows what might happen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Rhyme Off reviews
Max and Fang are having a rhyme off. Who will win?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride One Shots reviews
Some small One shots.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009