Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride.
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I LOVE Fang, and all Maximum Ride characters (but not as much). I am so grateful for my friend peachiepie'bellagail'bowawa for making me read the first book. Without that moment, my life would be boring.
I will be like peachiepie'bellagail'bowawa,
I FORCE YOU TO READ MAXIMUM RIDE NOW!!
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NAM BAERBREGNIG EHT M'I EM HCTAC T'NAC
YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED!!
POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE NOW, OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE OUIJA BOARD.
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The winner of my little rhyme off competition who is now one of my favorite authors is:
I also received correct answers from:
Thank you all for replying to my stories!!
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
EVER WON DER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite ofprogress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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