DarkEyedPirateGirl
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Joined 06-07-09, id: 1962031, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Inuyasha, Artemis Fowl, and Maximum Ride.

Hmmmmm... things about me... well... im in 12th grade, im hopelessly addicted to anime and manga, have fictional relationships with more manga characters than is healthy, and completely live in my head because its way more fun than reality. Im in band (which is a cult by the way lol). I'm 18, 5' 7", and have short dark brown hair, blue eyes, and could not live without music.

I apologize ahead of time for the extremely long profile but when I find stuff I love I just gotta post it!

My favorite quotes are:

You are stupid, and therefor wrong.

To err is human, but to really screw things up, you need a computer.

To err is werewolf, but to really screw things up, you need a computer or just go on a bloodthirsty rampage.

I would LOVE to beat your face in with a hammer right now, but my chocolate cake is calling me.

Join the Dark Side... we have yaoi!

Sarcasm is wasted on the stupid.

-All things considered, insanity seems to be the only reasonable alternative.

-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (this is so true for me :P)

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that mother fucker upside the head.

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. (but what if there fighting and kicking each other out when we not looking oo scary.)

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

-Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-EMO kids have cool hair.

-I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

-Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

-Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, warriorgirl525, Cullenlicious9,mjHOPE94, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, Yuko-san,

Gotta love them stereotypes! Bold it if its your stereotype!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm BI so I MUST be unable to make a decision.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like FIRE, so I must be an ARSONIST.
Iman ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I support the choice of having a child so i MUST not care about life
I tell the truth so i MUST not care about people's feelings
I've had premarital sex so i MUST be a slut
I came home with messy hair so i MUST have had sex
I love someone so i MUST be clingy
I'm loud so i MUST be too annoying to be friends with

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're strange, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're afraid of things, everybody has fears.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Yet, at the same time, it's what makes everybody the same.

I dont give a crap what religeon or race you are, i dont care if your gay, as long as you just be yourself, LETS BE FRIENDS!

Poem about the difference between good friends and best friends

A good friend would lend you their umbrella...

but a best friend would take yours and shout "Run, bitch! Run!"

A good friend would bring you stuff when your injured...

but a best friend would hug you and say, "Sorry! Didn't see you there!"

A good friend would cheer you on at sports day...

a best friend would be running behind you with a dagger shouting "if you dont speed it up ill catch ya!"

A good friend will make you soup when your ill...

a best friend would sit next to you as you giggle "i thought i was all better!"

A good friend would bail you out of jail...

a best friend would be next to you sayin "damn we fucked up!"

a good friend would come to your house and knock on the door...

a best friend would burst through your window and shout "hi mum, hi dad, whats for dinner?"

a good friend would get you a date for your prom...

a best friend would give you flowers and chocolates and say lets go

a good friend would tell you when your skirt tucks into your underwear

a best friend would launch themselves at you shouting nothing to see here keep walking

a good friend would let you cheat off their work...

a best friend would look at you and say "come on i need the answers!"

a good friend would sit next to you and watch the tv...

a best friend would steal the remote from you and flick through all the channels

a good friend would help you in a snowball fight...

a best friend would hit you square in the face and say "oops! it slipped!"

FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS = MY FRIENDS DO THIS/ I DO IT TO THEM

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Remember When...

getting high meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?

when mom was your hero?

and dad was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your worst enemies were your siblings?

and race issues were about who ran the fastest?

when WAR was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

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16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!AND MILK) isn't he just ADORABLE? the parent of all plot bunnies

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese,RamenKitusne, Leapingspirit, Yuko-san,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, RamenKitsune, Leapingspirit, Yuko-san

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, RameKitsune, Leapingspirit, Yuko-san

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If your friends have ever done something for you that you didn't deserve, copy and paste this into your profile.

If some of your friends are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are just as insane as they are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your Best Friend is always there to hug you when you cry, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really stupid handshake with a friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you are high half the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your friends are high half the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into y

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this onto your profile (my tv and computer are mad at me cuz i read so much lol)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate when other people have super long profiles, but yours is twice as long, copy and paste this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sop. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Jacob Black!cough. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is writing Vampire and Werewolf history on your history homework. razy is when you call your teacher for help on history and end up talkin about Emmett Cullen and how dumb someone coughJacob Black cough. Crazy is when you randomly burst out laughing at random interveils, making your friends parents think your nuts. (I did that one at Leapingspirits house lol! Srry Spirit!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!

If you like Anime/Manga copy this into your profile

If you like Bleach copy this into your profile

If you think Hitsugaya is cute copy this into your profile

If you support Ichihitsu copy this into your profile

If you have ADD copy this into your profile

If you laugh at random thing copy this into your profile

If you're annoying copy this into your profile

If you think your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you go on youtube way too much copy this into your profile

If you zone out and think about your stories or fanfiction during the day, copy this into your profile

If your profile is (somewhat) long, copy this to make it longer

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(") (") and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

OK u dont have to be gay to repost this...im not gay and i've reposted it!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe)PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Emo Marionette Bella-chan, Sakura4eva, breakingdowndoors, Miss J Manga, RedPearlVoice, XlittlebunnieangelofdoomX, Yuko-san

Manga:

07 Ghost, Angel Santuary, Angel layer, Aspirin, Audition, Axis Power Hetalia, Bleach, Chobits, Chun Rhang Yul Jun, Chrono Crusade, Chuuka Ichiban, Code Breaker, Count Cain, D.Gray-Man, Death Note , Demon Diary, Detective Conan (dropped), Dragon Ball, Doubt, Flame of Recca, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist (dropped), Gensomaden Saiyuki, Get Backers, Hoshin Engi, Hunter x Hunter (dropped), Id, Junjou Romantica, Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne, Katekyo Hit man Reborn!, Kekkaishi, King of Bandit Jing, Koori no mamono no monogatari, Kuroshitsuji, Loveless, Majeh: King of Hell, Medical Dragon (dropped), Meitantei Shirou, Multiple Personality Detective Psycho, Naruto (dropped), NOW, One Piece (dropped), Ottori Sousa, Ouran High School Host Club, Petshop of Horrors, Psychometrer Eiji, Q.E.D. Shomei Shuryo, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Seiden, Shaman King, Shin Angyo Onshi, Sooyojun, Spiral the Bond of Reasoning, Tantei Gakuen Q, The Devil Ororon, Tokko, Tokyo Babylon, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Unplugged Boy, Until death do us part, X/1999, xxxHolic, Yami no Matsuei, Zero the Beginning of the Coffin

Anime:

07 Ghost, Axis Power Hetalia, Black Cat, Bleach, Clamp Gakuen Tanteidan, Chrono Crusade, D.Gray-Man, Darker than Black, Detective Conan (dropped), Elphen Lied, Final Fantasy VII Adevent Children, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist, Gensomaden Saiyuki, Get Backers, Gintama, Junjou Romantica, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, King of Bandit Jing, Kuroshitsuji, Last Exile, Loveless, Mai HiME, Nabari no Ou, Naruto (dropped), One Piece (dropped), Ouran High School Host Club, Pandora Hearts, Shaman King, Soul Eater, Spiral the Bond of Reasoning, Tantei Gakuen Q, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Yami no Matsuei, Claymore, xxxHolic

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to help him gain world domination! Join the dark side...WE HAVE COOKIES!!

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If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that. I know you did.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head and agree with them...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If you get average grades and still know nothing, C&P this into your profile

If you've met your non-blood related twin, personality or resemblance, copy and paste this.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste

If you look through people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are wierd means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friend have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you actually read to the bottom. I congratulate you. As a reward copy and paste this onto your profile!

And here's a cookie! Yay!

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Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,429 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Max - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
The Hunger Games: Gale's Story by nerdyminded reviews
This story starts at where Prim is chosen as tribute and Katniss volunteers, and is narrated by Gale Hawthorne. It contains spoilers.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E.
A Spark in the Darkness by random.chick.heart reviews
Our lips meet somewhere in the middle in a passionate kiss, and our message is as clear as that of the crowd when they raised their hands in the traditional salute: We will not be broken. AU version of the 74th Hunger Games. GalexKatniss. Lemons inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,288 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Silver Light by scarsandsparkles reviews
Set right after Clockwork Prince, rated for later lemons. I try and answer the burning questions we have until Clockwork Angel, and play out the romance of Jem and Tessa. first fic, please R&R
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Tessa G., Jem C.
Royai: Love Slave by Hawkeye-Fan-101 reviews
Royai. Riza is a slave and Roy is a prince. How will the two react when they meet? Will Riza let Roy seep into her emotional wall? Rated M for lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Beka Cooper: Rottweiler by writeroses1029 reviews
Beka must learn to control her anger with the information of a tangle of crimes in Corus breaks out. She learns that the criminal may be a Dog and turns to the ones she trusts for help,even the Rogue. Post Bloodhound. Please R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Tortall - Complete
Clockwork Heart by angel eyes1 uk reviews
A brief glimpse into Will's POV during some of my favourite moments in Clockwork Angel. It's Will, so it will be mature themed. Not a complete retelling, I will jump from one favourite scene to the next unapologetically! SORRY, NO LONGER BEING CONTINUED.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
It Must Be Fate by The Dancing Ginger 711 reviews
Max and her older brother Ari move in with Dr. Martinez and her family after being abused their whole lives. better than the summary, first fanfic, please read : warning lemons and rape... don't like don't read. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Almost Alice by hidingthetruthbehindamask reviews
Almost Alice is on hiatus from now on due to the fact I am snowed under with coursework. I am not finished with this story and I promise I will finish this story whenever I get chance- Hanabella Louise 25/2/12
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
That Certain Someone by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Jasper is the new kid. Alice is the girl who doesn't socialize much. Will he get through to her in time to save her from her twisted past? All Human. Rated T. Previously: 'Alice and Jasper' by MayMarieK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,888 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Disregarding the Lotus by SmartWentCrazy reviews
Kanda has always followed the meaning of the lotus carefully. Lemon. Minors stay out. Everyone else please read and review!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee
The Clockwork Demon by SplotchedInk13 reviews
What can i say? It's the Clockwork Angel in Will's point of view. Know his hidden secrets and desires...
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Will H., Tessa G.
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
To Love or To Be Loved by shattered crystal heart reviews
Bella never met Edward in Twilight,she was changed in the 1800's,and is now part of the Volturi, later the Cullen's go for a visit at Volterra, and meet Bella. But when Aro asks Bella to live with the Cullen's what will happen?I sense some love in the air
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Welcome to the Asylum for the Criminally Insane by MACHOxMAN reviews
Insanity. They say it's an impared contact with reality. What they fail to realize is that it's the only sane reaction to actuality once you've seen the truth behind their reality. The world is messed up. I've seen it. "M" for blood, gore, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Melody by hidingthetruthbehindamask reviews
Melody is on hiatus from now on due to the fact I am snowed under with coursework. I am not finished with this story and I promise I will finish this story whenever I get chance- Hanabella Louise 25/2/12
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,458 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
In My Arms by Love Life and Covens reviews
Convincing Max to be with Fang... might be something only Fang can manage.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Max, Fang
The Family by Almis31 reviews
In a small town in Washington there is one family that you do not want to cross, one family who everyone fears. They are rich, powerful, ambitious, cunning and will stop at nothing to get what they want from life. AU-Human, OOC. Rated for violence etc...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,916 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009
The Proposal by NinjaGirlWithDagger reviews
Percy and Annabeth are 21. The title says it all. Tux shopping, Heart to heart talks , Annabeth getting hit on by a creepy dude, this story has it all! T for paranoia. 24,214 views!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
She will be Loved A Jazz and Alice story by XXSkittlesXX reviews
Tormented teenager Jasper Whitlock and his sister Rose move to Forks along with their abusive father. Alice already lives there with her adopted family, can Jasper and Alice save each other from themselves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Stuck by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper and Mike get stuck in an elevator. All Human. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
A Lifetime by ShadowPalace reviews
Proposing is never easy, especially when you're Percy Jackson. This is the story of when Percy Jackson proposed to Annabeth Chase/The story of Percy and Annabeth's wedding/Other memorable moments! The story of a lifetime of moments the couple has shared.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Fall by Leapingspirit reviews
Go and read Blood and Desire and then Dark Wings to understand this. The time of the crimson moon has come and while Kouen struggles to contain his feral side Akamizu is planning a war. Yaoi lots of violence etc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - T. Hitsugaya
Dark Wings by Leapingspirit reviews
no summary to give, just read the story. yaoi profainity violence etc... etc... etc... enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Maximum Christmas Special by NinjaGirlWithDagger reviews
It's the 12 Days of Christmas........... Maximum Ride style!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
The Dawn of Hope by banditlover reviews
ON HIATUS. SORRY!The Cullens live in Europe during the Holocaust. Bella is Jewish and escapes from a concentration camp. What happens when Edward finds her in the woods? read and find out! rated T because of Holocaust themes nd language.AU kinda ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love, Life & Other Disasters by Elizabeth4Will reviews
NonVampire. The Cullens are returning from a camping trip and discover a car accident that makes Bella an orphan. Bella becomes a member of Cullens, learning what it means to be a real family, learning each Cullen's adoption story and what love really is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Cullen Confessions by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
A list of 100 Twilight Confessions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
Boot Camp Extras by Almis31 reviews
This is a series on one shots about my story Boot Camp. Missing moments and whatnot. AU-Human, OOC, rated for foul-language, law-breaking, etc...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009
Fang's Birthday by NinjaGirlWithDagger reviews
After living with Dr. M for 2 years, its Fang's 16 birthday. what will the flock get him? A car? A motorcycle? Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Fang - Complete
Don't Make an Empath and a Human Shield Mad by Chibi-Kari reviews
Post New Moon. Is possible to take revenge in a house with no secrets? Jasper/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Boot Camp by Almis31 reviews
When you’re young you’re supposed to have fun, law be damned. At least that’s how Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon saw it. Rated for foul-language, under-age drinking and general law-breaking. AU-Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,327 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Protecting Me by hidingthetruthbehindamask reviews
Protecting Me is on hiatus from now on due to the fact I am snowed under with coursework. I am not finished with this story and I promise I will finish this story whenever I get chance- Hanabella Louise 25/2/12
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Swan Boot Camp by Writer-Of-Randomness reviews
edward, alice and rosalie cullen are rebels. after trashing the mall, their parents send them to swan boot camp. they finally meet their match when they meet bella, jasper and emmett swan who are the camp wardens. AH. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,543 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Gotta find you by NamulaMoonshine reviews
Twilight story/ songfic. Bella has suffered a terrible loss and when she is accepted into the Cullen's summer camp soon to be college she meets the one and only Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella get through this? All human! BxE AxJ EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,960 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captured by Lily-on-the-water reviews
Max faces the pain of being raped but in the process learns something about herself. Caution: Lemons, rape scene, and incest. If you don't like it then don't read it, simple as that. Faxness at the end for all my fellow FAX lovers out there! Long oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Capture My Heart by You'reTheMoon reviews
Jasper and Edward are ordered to kidnap Alice and Bella. What happens when the captors and captives fall for eachother? AU all human. Jasper/Alice and Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,735 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
concrete angle by robin-alison reviews
this is an all human jasper/alice story. alice is a child in the 3rd grade who is beaten dayly by her mother. Jasper in in her grade, him and her teacher try to help but can they save her? find out. rate t for child abuse. song fic, concrete angle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Civil Love by lavender44 reviews
Jasper Whitlock is a young civil war soldier, and Mary Alice Brandon is a Southern belle. What happens when they're paths cross? Both human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Fanfiction brings us together by NamulaMoonshine reviews
He has never given a review ever! But he must read the stories if he reviewed you! Oh My god!" Bella swan is a fan fic writer whois reviewed by a mysterious writer that has never eviewed anyone ever in the 3 years he was a member untill her. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,804 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
A Woman Scorned by minivanx reviews
The one question all men fear. "Edward, am I fat?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save You by life takes time reviews
Rosalie finds Emmett, a dying stranger in the woods and is ready to kill him but something about him stops her, now she is left waiting for him to wake up- to see if he feels the same. Some fluff and family goodness
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Destiny by life takes time reviews
The first day Alice and Jasper meet as seen by Aggie, the waitress at the diner.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Summer With the Cullens by Holly-Batali reviews
The Cullens are at it once again. Road Trips, summer jobs, fish tanks, and summer camp, Bella is once again caught up in the madness. Whether it's hiking or just watching TV, the Cullens have a knack for trouble. And, as usual, she's right in the middle
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella
Pain and Sorrow by loveless35 reviews
Summery: Another one of my short emo poems. Pwease review.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Camp Crossroads by Logan Emery reviews
Bella Swan is a bad girl, she swares, she smokes ect. What happens when Bella gets arrested and is sent to a camp for boys and girls to get over there problems? Guess who she sees? Edward Cullen. Guess who's her roommate? Edward Cullen. UPDATED 4/13/08!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
To Annoy The Cullens by Alunamai reviews
Eight hundred ways to Annoy the Cullens... We say Eight Hundred because Bella is considered a Cullen in our book!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
Kronos's Diary by ChildInMe reviews
Kronos, our favorite bad guy in PJO, keeps a girly diary. Now what could be in this diary? The inside mind of what we once thought was a threatening villain.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007
Loophole by ChildInMe reviews
Kronos is going to take over Western civilization, but Percy amazingly outsmarts him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Cullen Calamities, Hale Horrors, and Swan Swoons by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Four OneShots. Complete [means there will be no more]. Sorry to the Rabid readers. I still do requests.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Max by FantasyFan5 reviews
The flock decides that Max needs to celebrate a real birthday. One shot with FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
How It Used To Be by FastForward reviews
Contest entry. Sakura is going to meet Kakashi at the memorial stone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Losing It All by FastForward reviews
What would happen to Ron and Hermione if Harry died during the final battle? Would they move on? Would they be beside themselves with grief? ... Or would they lose their sanity altogether?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Dream is a Wish by Dragon Man 180 reviews
After Naraku is defeated, Kagome gets turned into a hanyou becasue of a dream she had. InuKag MirSan ShippoRin SessOC pairings
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,481 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
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Max by Fang reviews
Its the Maximum Ride series from Fangs point of view, or at least what i believe he was thinking. Staying as close to the original story as possible just as Fang sees it. Please read! Rated T for violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Max, Fang
Fly to Survive reviews
Max lives to take care of the Flock, but when Angel finds a strange girl on the streets, what's gonna happen? And whats with the connection between her and Iggy?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Iggy
Fowl Friends and Fowl Adventures reviews
Yay! More adventures for Artemis and friends! We finally get to meet some of Butlers "acquaintances". I know the title and summary suck but its all i could think of. Just read the story.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
A Path of Souls reviews
Inuyasha Kagome and the gang are traveling through the Forest of Souls when they come across someone from Inuyashas past. What will happen to Kagome? Will some of Inuyashas past be revealed? And what does the newcomer know about his father....
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010
Homecoming: Return to Forks reviews
Almost 80 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens return to Forks. Though they usually stay away from humans, they become close with a human girl. will she learn their secret? will they learn hers? horrible summary i know just read it. normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009
New Friends For The Cullens reviews
Several years after Breaking Dawn, The Cullens meet two new strangers who seem to know them and about Renesmee! What will the Cullens make of them? What will they think of their stories? srry i suck at summaries but the story is good. normal pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009