Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Inuyasha, Artemis Fowl, and Maximum Ride.
Hmmmmm... things about me... well... im in 12th grade, im hopelessly addicted to anime and manga, have fictional relationships with more manga characters than is healthy, and completely live in my head because its way more fun than reality. Im in band (which is a cult by the way lol). I'm 18, 5' 7", and have short dark brown hair, blue eyes, and could not live without music.
I apologize ahead of time for the extremely long profile but when I find stuff I love I just gotta post it!
My favorite quotes are:
You are stupid, and therefor wrong.
To err is human, but to really screw things up, you need a computer.
To err is werewolf, but to really screw things up, you need a computer or just go on a bloodthirsty rampage.
I would LOVE to beat your face in with a hammer right now, but my chocolate cake is calling me.
Join the Dark Side... we have yaoi!
Sarcasm is wasted on the stupid.
-All things considered, insanity seems to be the only reasonable alternative.
-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.
-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.
-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-I do not deny everything.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.
-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over
-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
-Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (this is so true for me :P)
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that mother fucker upside the head.
-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
-A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
-Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. (but what if there fighting and kicking each other out when we not looking oo scary.)
-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.
-Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
-EMO kids have cool hair.
-I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.
-Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
-Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?
-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, warriorgirl525, Cullenlicious9,mjHOPE94, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, Yuko-san,
Gotta love them stereotypes! Bold it if its your stereotype!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I dont give a crap what religeon or race you are, i dont care if your gay, as long as you just be yourself, LETS BE FRIENDS!
Poem about the difference between good friends and best friends
A good friend would lend you their umbrella...
but a best friend would take yours and shout "Run, bitch! Run!"
A good friend would bring you stuff when your injured...
but a best friend would hug you and say, "Sorry! Didn't see you there!"
A good friend would cheer you on at sports day...
a best friend would be running behind you with a dagger shouting "if you dont speed it up ill catch ya!"
A good friend will make you soup when your ill...
a best friend would sit next to you as you giggle "i thought i was all better!"
A good friend would bail you out of jail...
a best friend would be next to you sayin "damn we fucked up!"
a good friend would come to your house and knock on the door...
a best friend would burst through your window and shout "hi mum, hi dad, whats for dinner?"
a good friend would get you a date for your prom...
a best friend would give you flowers and chocolates and say lets go
a good friend would tell you when your skirt tucks into your underwear
a best friend would launch themselves at you shouting nothing to see here keep walking
a good friend would let you cheat off their work...
a best friend would look at you and say "come on i need the answers!"
a good friend would sit next to you and watch the tv...
a best friend would steal the remote from you and flick through all the channels
a good friend would help you in a snowball fight...
a best friend would hit you square in the face and say "oops! it slipped!"
FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS = MY FRIENDS DO THIS/ I DO IT TO THEM
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through school.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
getting high meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when mom was your hero?
and dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your worst enemies were your siblings?
and race issues were about who ran the fastest?
when WAR was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat,666CeCe666, Yuko-san
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
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16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!AND MILK) isn't he just ADORABLE? the parent of all plot bunnies
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
EMO--Extravagently Made Origami
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
XD Copy and Add your Name XD
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, RamenKitsune, Leapingspirit, Yuko-san
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, RameKitsune, Leapingspirit, Yuko-san
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.
If your friends have ever done something for you that you didn't deserve, copy and paste this into your profile.
If some of your friends are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are just as insane as they are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your Best Friend is always there to hug you when you cry, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a really stupid handshake with a friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends think you are high half the time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your friends are high half the time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into y
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
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If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
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If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this onto your profile (my tv and computer are mad at me cuz i read so much lol)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sop. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Jacob Black!cough. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is writing Vampire and Werewolf history on your history homework. razy is when you call your teacher for help on history and end up talkin about Emmett Cullen and how dumb someone coughJacob Black cough. Crazy is when you randomly burst out laughing at random interveils, making your friends parents think your nuts. (I did that one at Leapingspirits house lol! Srry Spirit!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
OK u dont have to be gay to repost this...im not gay and i've reposted it!
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07 Ghost, Angel Santuary, Angel layer, Aspirin, Audition, Axis Power Hetalia, Bleach, Chobits, Chun Rhang Yul Jun, Chrono Crusade, Chuuka Ichiban, Code Breaker, Count Cain, D.Gray-Man, Death Note , Demon Diary, Detective Conan (dropped), Dragon Ball, Doubt, Flame of Recca, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist (dropped), Gensomaden Saiyuki, Get Backers, Hoshin Engi, Hunter x Hunter (dropped), Id, Junjou Romantica, Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne, Katekyo Hit man Reborn!, Kekkaishi, King of Bandit Jing, Koori no mamono no monogatari, Kuroshitsuji, Loveless, Majeh: King of Hell, Medical Dragon (dropped), Meitantei Shirou, Multiple Personality Detective Psycho, Naruto (dropped), NOW, One Piece (dropped), Ottori Sousa, Ouran High School Host Club, Petshop of Horrors, Psychometrer Eiji, Q.E.D. Shomei Shuryo, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Seiden, Shaman King, Shin Angyo Onshi, Sooyojun, Spiral the Bond of Reasoning, Tantei Gakuen Q, The Devil Ororon, Tokko, Tokyo Babylon, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Unplugged Boy, Until death do us part, X/1999, xxxHolic, Yami no Matsuei, Zero the Beginning of the Coffin
07 Ghost, Axis Power Hetalia, Black Cat, Bleach, Clamp Gakuen Tanteidan, Chrono Crusade, D.Gray-Man, Darker than Black, Detective Conan (dropped), Elphen Lied, Final Fantasy VII Adevent Children, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist, Gensomaden Saiyuki, Get Backers, Gintama, Junjou Romantica, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, King of Bandit Jing, Kuroshitsuji, Last Exile, Loveless, Mai HiME, Nabari no Ou, Naruto (dropped), One Piece (dropped), Ouran High School Host Club, Pandora Hearts, Shaman King, Soul Eater, Spiral the Bond of Reasoning, Tantei Gakuen Q, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Yami no Matsuei, Claymore, xxxHolic
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to help him gain world domination! Join the dark side...WE HAVE COOKIES!!
Yay Bunny!! ( \/ )
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile
Top 10 Reasons to Read
If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that. I know you did.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head and agree with them...copy and paste.
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!
If you have your own little world, C&P
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
If you get average grades and still know nothing, C&P this into your profile
If you've met your non-blood related twin, personality or resemblance, copy and paste this.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P
If you have ever run into a tree, C&P
If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste
If you look through people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile
Admitting you are wierd means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you and your friend have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you actually read to the bottom. I congratulate you. As a reward copy and paste this onto your profile!
And here's a cookie! Yay!
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