Yumi-Tsubato
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Joined 06-08-09, id: 1962607, Profile Updated: 12-10-12
Author has written 40 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I wish to return to the land that decidedly stole my heart and reclaim it. How heartless it was to assume that a little girl of twelve would not be bothered by such an act, yet it did not see that the burden of love would be nutured in said girl's heart and grow, and grow, and grow for five full years. Now, the emptiness aches and all I want is to run to the land of roses and wine to find my lost heart sealed away, far, far away. Oh my dearest France... none will ever understand what you mean to me or what you do to me...but I promise that, one day, I will return to you and claim what you have taken away from me...


Name : None of your bussiness but call me Ary for short 8D

Family Name: None of your bussiness and its French so most of you wouldn't be able to pronounce it properly xD

Allias: Yumi-Tsubato

Title: GOD!!!

Age: 17 but whatever

Birth Date: The same as my beloved France's 8D

Special Skill: Pure Awesomness and Godness

Likes: Chocolate, yaoi, Hetalia, Gankutsou, Fairy Tales, Fantasys and Sci-fis, Movies, videogames, art, fanfictions (of course lol)

Hates: YOU! LOL JK NO I WAS KIDDING D: I love you, I really do D: Let's get married and have babies :D

Srsly Hates: Um...oh I know! People who dislike stuff and tell others but don't tell them why they hate it so the ppl can't better themselves! FUCK YOU PPL WHO DO THAT!!

Omg I agree: Of course you do, I'm God aren't I? AND I'M AWESOME!

Fears: Darkness, eternity, big numbers (don't mock me) and remembering

Obssessions: HETALIA!!!! GANKUTSOU!!! SRSLY!! MORE PPL SHOULD WATCH GANKUTSOU!! IT'S AWESOME!!! um...Any yaoi ova mentioned or whatever, xD I dunno...T_T

DeviantArt account: Yumi-Tsubato or Tsubato-Yumi

Awesomeness meter: IT'S OVER 9 THOUSAND!!! by so much too D:

Best Abridged series: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged by Little Kuhribo or however you spell his name! FUCKING HILARIOUS!!

Best Yaoi couple: HRE x Chibitalia

Best Hentai couple: Hmm...Kyo x Tohru from Fruits Basket

Honorable Mentionned couple: Those 2 gay guys from Air Master Kin-chan and what's his face...(Srsly, go looks it up on Youtube, just write Air Master yaoi and it should be the first one titled something like: Please kiss me Kin-chan or Kiss the pain away)

This Kinda Feels Like a Gala: It is a Gala my dear, A GALA OF MY AWESOMENESS!!!

I can't think up anything else to say: It's okay, you can think up other shit that I will post here 8D

You're so kind: No, I'm God

: Exactly


2. Your Nobody name (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an 'x' where you think it should go) : Enixara

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus 'izzle') : Ariizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Fox

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on) : Solange Holitzner

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name and first two letters of your first name): Gauar

7. Your Super Hero Name (second fav. color and fav. drink) : Orange Tea

8. Your Witness Protection name (parents middle name) : Marie

9. Your Goth name (black plus the name of one of your pets) : Black Sushi


1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Animal I Have Become

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

New Divide

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

What I've Done

4.WHAT IS 22?

Petits Métiers (It's a French thing ;p)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Shiroku Nariyuku Sekai (Whatever that means)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

How To Save A Life

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Hallelujah

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Papercut

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Oshii tomato no uta (Lol the tomato song xD)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Mad World (I think the worse part is that it's true XD)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

This Is Halloween (my wedding MY DECISIONS! LOL)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

L'aveu (Again, it's a French thing U_U)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Crawling In The Dark (I love how creepy that sounds XD)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Somewhere Only We Know

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Dear Mr and Ms (It's a Japanese movie called MW thing XD)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Marukaite Chikyuu Poland Version (That's so true!)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Miracle

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Nigero! (I think it means black in Japanese...or some sort of language >.>)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Lose Yourself

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Ore no Settai ha Kouda! Germany no baai! (It's Hetalia thing lol)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

My December

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Let Go

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Savin' Me

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Vive l'amour (Once more, a French thing U_U)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Carrot and Stick

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS

Wake Up


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Difelintly.

I you could read this copy and paste it to your profile


Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Russia

2) America

3) France

4) England

5) Prussia

6) Germany

7) Italy

8) Japan

9) Sweden

10) Finland

11) Austria

12) Hungary

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Five is: Prussia

and Ten is : Finland

Nop ;p but it might be very 'unique'

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Yea xD I consider him my 'back up' for if Russia spontaniously blows up or something ;p

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Germany is Six...

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! That would make my LIFE!!! And I think Prussia would want to get to the bottom of how Germany's pregnancy would have taken place U_U

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Sweden? Yep! My friend is writting one, I came up with the title, called My Fears, My Lies and it's awesome xD I still haven't read Ch3 or 4 yet though D:

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Seven, Italy, and two, America, yea i guess to an extent it would be cute xP *visualises Italy as princess Peach and America as Mario*

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

England x Japan or England x Sweden... England x Japan all the way since I dont see Sve paired up with anymore but Denmark and Finland XD

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Honestly, I think Italy would be all happy but wouldn't understand that France was in the middle of raping Japan U_U

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

America is captured by Germany in battle as is 'questionned' for information in a unique way ;p 16 words but good enough and to the point xD SMUTT FOREVER!!!

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I'm not sure >.> (England x Finland) but Sve does not approove U_U

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Russia X Prussia --> In The Hands Of The Devil

People are free to use but must give me a most honorable mention U_U

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

France X Austria

For the n-th time, France sneaks into Austria's room and takes advantage of him. However, Austria is madly in love with France but heartbroken that the Frenchman only sees him as a 'toy' to relieve sexual stress.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

So I'm too me to comprehend this question U_U

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose? [Japan]

Somewhere Only We Know by Keane XD And just cuz, the plot would be: Sweden is heartbroken that he couldn't stop Russia from taking his beloved Finland.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Warning contains : France raping America and Germany feel free to join, watch or enjoy XD

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? [China on Russia]

HMMM!!!

Japan: H-hey there babe...u-um...you must be a hollow. Y-you make my zanpaku-to go bankai! (Bleach refference lol)

Prussia: o_o That was unawesome

(For more retarded anime pick up lines go here: http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/anime.html )

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Erm...Finland X Japan...

Feeling the need to experience more of the 'Western culture' Japan made his way to the least scarriest nation that was also the less likely one to critisize him or stupid stuff like that, Finland. Finland was abnormally excited that Japan was comming over, since Japan never came over. EVER. He would make the Asian country come again so many more times since he planned to BLOW.HIM.AWAY.

Japan was greeted at the airport by a peppy Fin, there wasn't much time to speak since Japan's social insecurity activated do to the big crowds. They made their way to the cab, Japan didn't bring any luggages, and Japan commented on how it was cold. Finland proceeded to explain that it wasn't that cold and Japan just stayed quiet. Feeling rather awkward do to everything moving around rather fast nor making much sense, Finland spontaneously killed the cab driver and drank his blood.

Japan was shocked but then said: 'I didn't know you had a fetish for blood like me!'

So Japan and Finland bonded over the cab driver's blood but since no one was driving the cab anymore they crashed into a nuclear waste thing and had super powers. They saved the world from horrible chick flick movies and celebrated by having hardcore gay sex.

THE END

This was such a serious drabble T_T Even I can't handle it.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hungary would be embarrassed, America would be proud and Italy would be happy for the both of them XD

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

LOLOLOL!! England de-floweing Russia XDDD

England would be some super buff macho guy and Russia this cute little, vulnerable uke curious about gay sex! XD A few funny anime pick up lines lead to sex and BAM failfic! XD

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Y U ASK ME STUFF I DUNNO!???? Actually I dunno what SLASH means U_U

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Probably yes U_U

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yea, like dead though xD poor Austria XDD

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

America, England, Prussia...sure why not XD

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

What else would he scream? XD

Finland: AAAAAHHHNNN!!!! S-SWEDEN!!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I guess a good while back U_U I mean, I was reading this PruCan but the author gave up >.>

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Tomato sauce T_T Lol I unno xD Italy covered in tomato sauce and beer XDD

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Lol let's try Sweden shagging Austria and not the other way around XDD

What does shag mean? T_T

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

PSSSHHH!! France of course XDD Italy is too Italy to top XDD

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

So, Russia and Sweden are in a happy relationship until Sweden suddenly runs off with England. Russia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Austria and a brief unhappy affair with Hungary, then follows the wise advice of Prussia and finds true love with America.

OMG YAY A RUSAME!!! So probably something like: Around The World And To You...actually that sounds kinda cute...I might write it ;p

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Italy and Japan hun? Well it would ruin the GerIta and probably the Chibitalia X HRE too but I guess I'd still be fine with it cuz I like that pairing XDD


You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. (Never could XD)

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK BUT DONT SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


Well that was fun :D


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Armand: La première nouvelle que tu vas apprendre!...(Armand: The first thing you'll ever learn!...)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A blue cup, a magazine and a table :D

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Community College.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:16PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:16PM (at least I got the minutes xD)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A clock ticking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This afternoon when I was chasing my cat xD

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Someone's profile for shits and giggles

9. What are you wearing?

That's a creepy question. My pjs

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't really remember...

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was working with my friend on a project just an hour ago and we got distracted xP

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

There's just a clock.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

The proper question would be: Seen anything NORMAL lately?

14. What do you think of this survey?

That it's helping me kill time before I go do something else :D

15. What is the last film you saw?

Lord of the Rings - Return of the King (It played on teletoon two nights ago)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Russia.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a girl.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd have the world grow Trufrula trees, or whatever they're called. You know, the trees from The Lorax? They're so pretty...

19. George W. Bush...

is unimpossible.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Alice. :D Based off Alice from Resident Evil and Alice in Wonderland

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Lucien or Aaron.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Haha, I'm actually going to study abroad in England or France or something xP

23. Where's #1 on your top 8?

At the top...?

24. What is your favourite possession?

My rings xP

25. Do you own a gun?

Yep. Well...it's more like my dad owns two guns but they technically belong to the family so to me too xP

26. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Umm...I'm not on bad terms with my ex, actually she's one of my closest friends so I'd probably say something stupid and we'd fuck around xP (not literally)

27. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Nope.

28. What's your favourite Christmas song?

Little Drummer Boy (I think that's what it's called in English...)

29. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Milk =w=

30. Can you do a push up?

No.

31. Is your bathroom clean?

I just cleaned it so yes :)

32. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?

I said it in a different question but whatever, my rings xP They are so beautiful -w-

33. Do you take painkillers?

Whenever I need to xP You make it sound like it's a bad thing lol

34. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I don't really try anything per se but the first thing most of them say are: 'You have really nice eyes' (they're blue) or 'You're a fucking retard' xP Gotta love my dude friends, always so honest xD

35. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Perhaps...oh look, a butterfly 8D

36. What's your name?

You may call me God.

37. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

1 Penis

2 Why did I think Penis

3 Cheetos

38. Name the last 3 things you have bought

1 Professor Strange Love volume 2 (yaoi)

2 _ one shot (yaoi)

3 Water bottle :D

39. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

1 Coke

2 Pepsi

3 Milk

40. Current worry?

School.

41. Current hate?

There are too many things to name xP

42. Favourite place(s) to be?

1 On the furthest point East of NA (also known as Cape Spear)

2 Florida Orlando (It's weird, when I went for the first time a few months ago, all I could really think was about how much I felt at home)

3 Scotland (it's like the Quebec of the UK xD)

4 Paris (Another place that just felt like home)

43. How did you bring in the New Year?

With Champaign and cheese :D I love cheese -w-

44. Where would you like to go?

I would like to return to Paris or go to England.

45. Do you own slippers?

I WANT SOME GOD DAMN IT! MY FEET ARE FREEZING!!

46. What shirt are you wearing?

A tang-top (is that how you write it?) it's grey :D

47. Favorite color(s)?

1 Orange

2 Red

3 Black

48. Are you gay?

I'm half way there lol xD I'm actually bi.

49. Do you sing in the shower?

When I get bored...which is pretty quickly so yes :D

50. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Ghosts xD My dad was such a nice dude, just making me paranoid about ghosts all the time. He better not wonder why I'm so weird now

51. Best bed sheets as a child?

MAH BRO'S SUPER HERO BED SHEETS!!! He'd throw a shit fit whenever I got them xD

52. Worst injury you've ever had?

Ummm...When I twisted my ankle and ripped off some skin in Nova Scotia when I fell off the sidewalk xD All my cousin did was laugh while I searched for my missing patch of skin xP I still wonder where it is.

53. Who is your loudest friend?

S.A.G. xD I get a lot of people who come complaining to me that she's laughing too loudly, speaking to loudly or simply yelling too much xD

54. Who is your most silent friend?

Danie maybe? Generally, she is really quiet but when we're together she's pretty hyper and crap like that

55. Does someone have a crush on you?

Normally when others have crushes on people, they don't tell them unless they're ready to be rejected or convinced that they have a chance xD So I don't know U_U

56. Do you wish on shooting stars?

Yep. I like to believe that magic is real and stuff because it makes the world a little more interesting to me xP

57. What is your favourite candy?

I'm not big on candy but I never get tired of Skittles

58. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

Hmm...well I don't really want to get married (because having a husband is really the last of my concerns) but I guess I would like to hear Le Temps est Bon (Time is Good), La Valse d'Amelie (Amelie's dance) and Comptine d'un autre Été: l'après-midi (tale of a different summer: in the afternoon) :)

59. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

Questions about songs require thought! Grr! Umm...I guess I'd want Safe and Sound by Tailor Swift first and then just some happy song so no one's too bummed out that I'm gone xP

60. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

I was getting distracted by the internet xP

61. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

'Please let it be a snow-day'


Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.

]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.

]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[/]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.

[x]You're a good artist.

[x]You can be clumsy at times.

]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

(2.5/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[x]You're very stoic and serious.

]Sausages are your favourite foods.

[x]You like to walk your dog. (I don't have a dog but I still enjoy walking other dogs xP)

[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed.

[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[x]You work very hard. [sometimes...]

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.

[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(9/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature

[x]You think everything over before saying it.

[/]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.

]You isolated yourself during childhood.

[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

]You're good at practical tasks.

[x] You need time to adjust to new people .

(5.5/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.

[x]You think you're awesome. (I know I'm awesome)

[x ]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

]You can seem to be very brash to other people.

]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

[x]You're terrified of ghosts.

[x]You know aliens exist.

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[/]You wear glasses.

(6.5/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea. [Love it]

[x]You were quite tough as a kid.

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

[/]Your cooking is awful. (I can't cook simple things for the life of me but I master complicated stuff lol)

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[x]You have tried doing black magic before.

[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I dunno)

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (Again, I dunno)

]You're good at embroidery.

(5.5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[/]You're very affectionate. (towards people I know)

]You think you have a great fashion sense.

[x]You like wine.

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[x]You love red roses.

[x]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You say you're a gourmet. (Heh, I am AMAZING at complicated crap!)

(6.5/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

]You had a very sad childhood.

[x]You're very tall.

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.

[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.

[x]You love sunflowers.

[x]You love vodka.

[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.

[x]You're very strong.

[/]You have a big nose . (I wouldn't say it's big but it bothers me U_U)

[/]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(7/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.

[x]You're very superstitious.

[ ]You're very religious.

[x]You love pandas.

[x]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

]You love Hello Kitty.

[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (Why does this describe me so well xD)

[/]You work hard. (sometimes)

[x]You're good at drawing.

[x]You like sweets. (Love 'em)

(7.5/10)

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.

[x]You're polite.

[x]You love classical music.

[x]You like cake.

[ ]You have a mole on your face.

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.

[/]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

[/]You've composed music before.

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (I use dumbass but it's essentially the same thing xD)

[/]You wear glasses .

(7.5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.

]You look younger than you actually are.

]You love hockey.

[x]You love polar bears.

[/]You hate fighting. (I'd rather avoid it but if it needs to be done, then so be it)

]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.

[x]You feel under-appreciated

. [x]You're bilingual.

[ ]You always carry a bear with you.

(5.5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.

]You like to wear flowers in your hair.

[x]You used to be a very tough kid.

[x]You're very reliable.

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.

[x]You're very faithful.

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

[/]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(8.5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. (

[/]You're very serious.

[x]You have a lot of patience.

[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

[/]You're not very confident.

[x]You were quite rebellious as a child.

[ ]People tend to walk all over you.

]You're a born worrier.

(6/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[/]You're quite hyperactive.

[x]You can be quite goofy.

]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

[/]You're very wary of strangers.

[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.

[x]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(7/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited.

[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You're very good at tactics.

[ ]You hate Russia.

[/]You love to fight people.

[x]You can avoid marriages quite well.

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[/]You like drinking.

[x]You want to become stronger.

(8/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[/]You are clueless about things around you.

]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.

[/]You're very responsible.

]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[x]You love churros.

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random.

[/]Somehow, you like bananas.

[/]You often offer food to people.

]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

]You tend to overreact a lot.

[x]You like to order people around.

[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.

[x]You curse a lot.

]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

]You tend to blush easily.

[x]You are lazy like hell.

]You love tomatoes a lot.

[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.

]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(4/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (/)

You love watching movies, and creating things (x)

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person (x)

You love kimchi ()

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x)

You tend to piss off your elders (/)

You like to claim things as yours (x)

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted (x)

(8/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa ()

You're honest and quiet (/)

You are good at high-tech machinery ( )

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say (/)

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you ()

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x)

You love saunas ( )

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills ()

(4.5/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet ()

You're honest, serious, and love debates (x)

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x)

People think you're scary (x)

You're clever with your hands (x) (OHOHOHOOOO so perverted)

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine (x) (They're not harmful though...well they sting xD)

You're clumsy with human relationships (x)

You tend to go against stronger people ()

You give up pretty quick (x)

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (x)

(8/10)

So I got Germany for the Axis

China for the Allies

And Hungary for other random country people xD


PS: I don't write Naruto crap anymore ):

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When the Devil Came Down to London by The Violet Knight's Angel reviews
When Castiel detects an ominous, demonic presence in London, he & the boys head out to investigate. While there, they run into our favorite crime-fighting duo, & after a - slight - misunderstanding, John & Sherlock join forces with Team Free Will to find & keep their home safe from this strange threat.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sherlock H., John W.
Out Stretched Hands by GaaraFreak6 reviews
"How, Sasuke? How did it turn out like this? Why can't I reach through the darkness anymore?" Rated M for a reason. This is a Naru, Sasu, Ita. (Revised previously titled Boo)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Knocking On Classroom Doors by Niji-chi reviews
I was just your average 17 year old. That is, until the stupid Commie decided he wanted to play his little game with me. Now my high school life in painfully controlled because of a stupid horror movie and a bet. Yeah, I'm screwed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,845 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America, Russia
Children of the Lonely Mountain by Kivrin reviews
A series of small stories set in and around my story "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to read that first! Herein you will find all of the family feelings, and more angst and fluff than you can shake a stick at. Prompts are always welcome!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,687 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,494 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Far From Home by Tristripe reviews
AU - In which one Bilbo Baggins finds himself married to Thorin, King Under the Mountain and everyone expects him to be happy about it. "The one who falls in love first is the one who loses."
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,601 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Stormy Eyes by Yellow kiwi reviews
AU. Nagato's life is better, but with stress from school, and a painful past, he's become emotionally unstable. When he and his friend Konan start to worry about Yahiko's social life, secrets start to come out between the three friends. YahNaga yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,862 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Nagato, Yahiko
The Care and Maintenance of Dwarves by ROSSELLA1 reviews
After the Battle of the Five Armies,Thorin, Fili, and Kili are injured, not killed. Bilbo is given the task of being their caretaker. As it turns out, taking care of a King and his heirs is a lot harder than it sounds (and lets face it, it sounds pretty hard).
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Interruptions by SmellsLikeTeenSpirt reviews
Someone walks in on Thorin and Bilbo having sex on the throne.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
White Walls (always weep) by atomicvegemite reviews
Bilbo Baggins doesn't know what should concern him more, the fact that he is, for all intents and purposes, dead- or the man who moves into his apartment not even a week later. Modern AU, Bilbo/Thorin
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Song Of The Caged Bird by TheTrickyOwl reviews
Victorian!AU. After their father's death, Fili and Kili are sent to reside in Oakenshield Manor, where they are to be under the watchful guidance and tutelage of their new guardian, the austere Lord Thorin Oakenshield. The man is haughty at best, but Kili is unwilling to be dismissed so easily, determined to prove himself to a man he soon grows to love. Thorin/Kili & Dwalin/Fili
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Kili, Thorin, Fili, Dwalin
His Trapped Lion by rachysue reviews
Robb Stark is grieving the loss of his father while Jaime Lannister is surviving his imprisonment with grace. Something stirs in the hearts and groins of these men when they come face to face with their hatred. Robb/Jaime slash pairing. M for later chapters.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Robb S., Jaime L.
When the bear's away (the dwarfs will play) by Eareniel reviews
Kíli discovers Beorn's stash of mead. Shenanigans ensue.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Trouble With Bilbo by BeansShadow reviews
Bilbo is enjoying the dinner spread at Beorn's house a little TOO well. It makes Thorin uncomfortable, to say the least. Bilbo/Thorin
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Bilbo Baggins and the Thirteen Dwarves by PinguThePenguin reviews
Lord Smaug had always been the fairest in the land, until a servant Bilbo Baggins officially became of age. In an attempt at murder, Bilbo runs away from the castle, and finds himself in the company of twelve dwarves. All who are shocked but pleased at Bilbo's sudden arrival. But Smaug has not stopped his plan for Bilbo's death. Thorin/Bilbo, one-sided Bilbo/Bofur.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,990 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Biological Considerations, and Other Indicators of Character by exilevilify reviews
In a society defined by strict genetic roles, an unusual Omega like Alfred is a walking danger - unmated, and on an unstable cycle. But when he is arrested for assaulting an Alpha, the man who offers him protection will lead to a string of events no one could have ever predicted. Omega!verse AU, RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,291 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - America, Russia
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Customary by An Odd Ducky reviews
Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Lissuin by Arkenshield reviews
"What good would seducing me do to you, Kíli?" Thorin questioned.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Kili
American Beauty by WhiteWings9 reviews
Ivan Braginski, awkward university student with a rather poor grasp of the internet, is infatuated with a mysterious blogger who posts pictures of himself in various states of undress and kinkiness on a certain picture blogging site. Russia/America. Sexyblogger!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - America, Russia
Babysitting by Evildarkwolf reviews
Dis has to leave town and Thorin gets to babysit his nephews! But its not all smooth sailing. AdorableKili youngcuteFili and awesome uncle guilty Thorin!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Thorin, Kili
as sunshine falls on the wretched by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Bruises by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Kili's battle wounds hide the truth. Kind of PWP.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kili, Dwalin - Complete
The Blood of Durin by Prince Ofluff reviews
Erebor is torn by two feuding clans; The Durins and The Mirkwoods. The leader of this community knows that it is time to end the strife, but how? That's when he stumbles upon an idea so old it just might work. All he needs are willing hearts. AU SLASH Thorin x Bilbo, Sides of Dwalin x Ori and a surprise pairing!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Flawless by Dagon's Blood reviews
500 years into the future, humanity has found the secret to immortality. However, this immortality has come with a price: Alfred, a boy whose genetic makeup holds the biological key to mankind. His genetics hold even more secrets, and scientists like Ivan Braginsky are determined to uncover them. Scientist/Subject AU. Rusame. Slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,169 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - America, Russia
The Unexpected Love by Gaaragirl312 reviews
A HidaPein love story, when Pein and Hidan almost accidentally kiss when Hidan first joins, things really start to get crazy between the baka and the leader. Will there be love between these two or hate? Rated M for lemon. Gets more serious and dark in later chapters. Currently redoing older chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein
On Your Knees by TheMisfitToy reviews
Bilbo has been waiting to take Thorin for what feels like years, so when the opportunity presents itself, he's not wasting any time. Dom!Bilbo, sexy-times, mature readers only please!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Bran' New Suit by littleblackdog reviews
"They had never met before, to the best of Tom's recollection, but there was something eerily and inexplicably familiar about William Baggins all the same." Modern AU, reincarnation, Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins romance, happy ending.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Warming up by Dancingonmytrainofthoughts reviews
It's a cold night, and Fíli and Kíli share body heat with Bilbo. But it doesn't stay at warming each other up. Fíli/Kíli/Bilbo smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Fili, Bilbo B. - Complete
Brothers by Black Hawk reviews
"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,709 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Part II: the Courtship of Bilbo Baggins by Derdra The Brave reviews
Bilbo teach's Smaug how hobbits court each other; Smaug does the same with Bilbo. Rating will probably go up later
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug
Power by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Thranduil shows Thorin just how helpless he really is.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Thorin, Kili, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Only You by MissGoodPage reviews
Bilbo/Kili, Frodo is their son. Includes Slash and Adult themes.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,317 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Kili
Fat Little Bunny- ThorinBilbo by NotawriterMF reviews
My fill for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink meme. When Beorn calls Bilbo a little bunny and says he's getting fat, Bilbo worries that Thorin will not want him. Thorin detects something is wrong and comfort sex ensues. I decided to upload my fill here as well to make it easier to read.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Memories of Passion: One Night with the King by stickdonkey reviews
Their first night in Laketown, Thorin decided to show Bilbo just how much he appreciates everything he has done for the company in a very intimate way. Thilbo Bagginshield. The "missing" scene from both Memories: Beautiful and Painful Things but can be read without having read Memories.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Unfulfilled by Thorny Hedge reviews
Thorin wants Fili, Fili loves Kili, but Kili desires his uncle. Fantasizing and some hot dwarven lovin' to boot. Thorin/Kili, Fili/Kili, Thorin/Fili. Durincest! You have been sufficiently warned.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Fili, Thorin - Complete
Infectious by shinigami714 reviews
Bilbo notices that Thorin is in some pain after the attack by Azog and wants to help treat his wounds. Or maybe he just wants to kiss him. Smut, Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Seen And Not Touched by pherede reviews
Thorin takes Bilbo as his consort, and per the traditions of the dwarves, he shows off his new lover to his companions. Voyeurism/exhibitionism.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Jail Bird by Dagon's Blood reviews
In prison's clutches, Alfred's life is controlled in every aspect. Though there is just one person in his life who holds this control, and it isn't the warden. It's his Russian cellmate, whose intentions are less than pure. Prison AU Noncon/dubcon RusAme slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,562 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Russia, America
Scream For Me by JuuChanStar reviews
Shameless smut in Rivindell.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Escape Plans by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Gimli wasn't the first dwarf that Legolas befriended.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Kili, Legolas G. - Complete
The Tenderness of a King by shinigami714 reviews
Fili and Kili out Bilbo as a virgin embarrassing him in front of the other dwarves. One dwarf intends to rectify the situation. Thorin/Bilbo fluffiness, First Time. Written for a prompt on the LJ Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
An Unwell Hobbit by PrincessBite-Me reviews
Bilbo gets sick and Thorin takes care of him. Lots of Fluff involved.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Small in Stature, Big in Heart by WickedForGood13 reviews
Movie-verse: Thorin questions why Bilbo tried to save him from the Orcs.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Sticks and Stones by savefrancegetintomypants reviews
Prompt answer: Bilbo falls down a cliff. The mountain is a treacherous place in the dark, so the others decide to wait till sunrise to go find him. Kili won't have it: he descends at night, all alone.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Kili
The Voice of a King by shinigami714 reviews
Thorin can't seem to hold himself back after Bilbo has a near death experience. Bilbo doesn't seem to mind. Created for a prompt on the lj hobbit kink meme. Thorin/Bilbo Forest!Sex
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Of Dwarves Courting Hobbits by Norah Rose reviews
Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Missing:LOADERRORTEXT by Paradichloricbenzene reviews
Ignore the italics, don't listen to them. DON'T download this otherwise HE can get to you too. I've only just been able to slip away, to get this up whilst he isn't doing anything against it so I can get this word out. Please listen because I don't know how long I am safe until he notices what I'm typing and attempts to stoTRYHARDERMISTERJONESHAHA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - America
Love Must be a Sin by SevLovesLily reviews
Medieval!AU: Arthur is the eldest son of the King of England and next in line for the throne, and Francis is an ordinary peasant lucky - or unlucky? - enough to be asked to teach Arthur to speak French. Just how it is that he happens to be the one man extraordinary enough to capture Arthur's heart, no one could ever explain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,505 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Prince Bride by woodbyne reviews
Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,716 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Cement Walls by GreyMoth reviews
Alfred never knew how messed up his family really was; never realized what happened while he was away. If he had, maybe he would have been prepared to see his brother stand trial. Dark!Matthew, Serious!Alfred. Dark themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Stacked Crooked by lumaluma reviews
Matthew Williams is a bored financial advisor. His next-door neighbour, Alfred, is anything but boring. He teaches Matthew how to live a little. The last thing either man expected was that their friendship would lead to something else... CanUs. M for language and adult themes/situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,170 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Foxfire by PixieDust291 reviews
In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Identical by Naoto Tatsumi reviews
Matthew Williams has just transferred into a new school, and all he really wants to do is stay out of trouble. That can be kind of hard, though, when he has a look-a-like, Alfred Jones, who loves to start and end it. AmeCan, with some GerIta & FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - America, Canada
Lamentia by KAISRE reviews
Toris abandons an easy life in Kaunas to work at an asylum plagued by desertion and rumors. He should've known his decisions would eventually lead him to a rather secretive history following a certain Russian. // Asylum AU // RussiaxLithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,190 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
Art Brings Us Together by I Will Abandon Heaven For You reviews
Feliciano finds it hard to resist the blonde when he goes up to visit one weekend. So he doesn't. Isn't fluffy but isn't smutty either. It's just..there. Rated M just in case, ve? Human names used. BoyXBoy. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Canada, N. Italy - Complete
Murder by Kitty29 reviews
Canada enjoyed killing. It was just the way he relaxed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Canada
Al and Matt's Fabulous Fifties Diner by QueensOfPierogiAndPasta reviews
When Alfred tires of eating McDonald's, he decides to drag his poor brother into creating a 1950's style American diner. Add in Arthur and his dysfunctional family, and you've got a diner to remember.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - America, Canada
In Bed by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
After a few beers, Gilbert and Ludwig get feisty under the blankets in Lud's bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Runaway by Rikki Elric reviews
When Alfred ranaway from home as a teenager he never thought his life would turn out like it did. He never thought he would end up working for the Russian mob and he never thought he would see his old friends ever again. But then, when is life what you expect it to be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2012 - America
Loss by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
After the death of their french father, Alfred lies to his younger brother about the cause of his death to keep him from feeling guilty. His plan backfires as his life is plunged into suffering by the hands of his once loving twin brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2012 - America
All Of Your Diamonds by GreyMoth reviews
Altered plane tickets, birthdays, and drunken videos. How can you go wrong when you have these things responsible for your love life? CanAm, in that order for all of you who like it 3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Meet the country Mr President by anacoana reviews
"Dude! You're BLACK!" Only two hours after being inaugerated Barack Obama meets Alfred Freedom Jones, and learns that there's a bit more involved with running the United States of America than he thought.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - America
MINE by Decipher Philosophy reviews
Amon Naotok xTarrlok Amon has Tarrlok as his prisoner. What will he do to him?
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Amon, Tarrlok - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by BerryPeach reviews
When Tarrlok is captured by Amon, what ensues? Warning: Sex, yaoi, and... I guess bondage. Enjoy! : Tried to keep it as close to episode 9 as possible.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Amon, Tarrlok
Hide and Seek by L33tKyuubi reviews
Dave does something he's not supposed to and drags Dirk into it. Dirk thinks it's high time for revenge
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Wayward Flute Lessons by ChibiStarr reviews
Fritz is trying to teach Prussia how to play the flute. However, Prussia has other ideas. Fritz/Prussia. Rated for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Prussia, Fritz - Complete
Unexpected Kindness by Schizo zee Techie reviews
Mr. Snippy is miserable and thinks about dying a little too much. A cold, snowy night is about to change all that because his Captain is about to show him how much he cares about his Snippy Sniper.
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Captain, C. Snippy/Sniper - Complete
More or Less by flameygirl21 reviews
Matthew Williams is going to college with his brother Alfred. It seems to be alright for two seconds before Matthew is stuck with some psyco guy named Ivan Braginski as a room-mate. RusCan and mentioning of USUK and many more to come. Sorry no longer updating!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,393 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Floating worlds by see1like reviews
In an AU that resembles feudal Japan, Pein is a warlord, set on revenge. Itachi is a creature of the floating world, a male courtesan. Fate crossed their paths, but will their different worlds collide? Yaoi warning, PeinIta and others, Lemons on your way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,421 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
A Touchy Situation by kirathaune reviews
Goku loves it when Sanzo touches his hair, and doesn't understand why his attempt at reciprocation fails. 393
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Sunday by rapid-apathy reviews
There's something in the air... Oga/Furuichi - yaoi warning
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Oga T., Furuichi T. - Complete
More Than A Dream by Jeanne'sWhiteRose reviews
Ivan falls in love, snowballs fly. Matthew and Ivan talk to the voices in their heads and the voices talk back, and family get in the way of things A LOT. Especially if that family member is named Alfred. RussiaxCanada. ON HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,903 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Russia, Canada
Rebellious Exploration by PrussiaNinja reviews
Sealand is fed up with being ignored and lied to. No one accepts him as a country so he decides to run away from home. Prussia and Canada try and convince him to go back. PruHun …maybe SealandxSomeone later on Warning: Sealand is REALLY OOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sealand, Prussia
Your Sweet Voice by unfixed reviews
What if America successfully invaded Canada in 1812? AU, magic and stuff. Possessive,slightly psychotic!America/Canada. Sorry, I'm horrible at summaries...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - America, Canada
Music Box by Solians in Lunia reviews
Matthew Willams has moved in with his twin the self-proclaimed "Hero" Alfred F. Jones for a year in California. After his first week at his new school Matthew has already broken two sets of glasses been involved in a fight and gained the worst best friend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Never Free by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Sequel to Silent Screamer. KisaIta OroIta even some SasuIta Poor Itachi is now in the clutches of the Big Bad Snake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,381 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Slave For You by Sadistic-X-Masochistic reviews
Itachi is Gaara's slave until Kisame kidnaps him and uses him to satisfy his own needs. Gaara never liked his slave, but something makes him want to risk everything to get him back KisaIta LeeGaa yaoi lemon, rape, alcohol abuse and strong language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,819 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Itachi U., Gaara
The Effects Of Global Warming by PrussiaNinja reviews
Mathew's adoptive son, Kumajiro, is diagnosed with a fatal disease and he must go to his only friend, Ukraine, for help. CanadaxUkraine PrussiaxHungary and a little bit of FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,252 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Scotland Got the Wee Ben With Whipped Cream on it by Talented but Lazy reviews
England Arthur finds his dear older brother Scotland Alastair on a table, waiting for him. WARNING: Pure crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [England/Britain, Scotland] - Complete
World War III The Inside by wretchedheartbreak reviews
Based on Yumi-Tsubato's fic, "World War III", this drabble provides insight of the major players of a World War III. It does not entirely depict the original fic, but most elements have been kept.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Douar Nevez by Saemi67 reviews
UA. Dans un monde à la fois uni et divisé, un jeune homme, qui ne rêvait que d'une vie tranquille, se retrouve emporté dans un tourbillon où l'horreur est le merveilleux sont les deux faces d'une même pièce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - French - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - France, England/Britain
The Highest Honor by essence-of-genius reviews
Jon needs to prove his honor by taking the black, but where does this leave Robb? Oneshot.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Frustrated by Amaya'chika'chan reviews
Deidara has had enough of Hidan's lack of commitment to him, and Itachi goes to confront him about what he should do to change. Deidara stays at Itachi's with Kisame while he gets comforted. Yaoi, OOC, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Noticed by QueenCelestiaxyv reviews
Canada decides to inform Russia that he does not enjoy being sat on by the fat Russian in a rather unforgettable manner. CANARUSS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,353 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Canada, Russia
Trigger by Kaede-tama reviews
The present is now, and now is you and me standing in this room, a gun in your hand aimed at your own brother. Warning: character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
His Strength by Rezicca reviews
She was his angel, his strength. She gave him hope again. He loved her. And then she was taken away. But she's never truly gone. A drabble I completed at 3 in the morning. France/Jeanne
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
When In Rome by demonsfearme reviews
What do you do with an unruly slave in Ancient Rome who refuses to be broken? Put him in the arena.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome
Warnings in my eyes by Urikol reviews
Canada has lost against Russia in battle, What will Russia do to him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Canada, Russia
Taint by enummix reviews
Sebastian Michaelis finds himself in an unfamiliar place recognizing the voice of a past enemy. This enemy having quite the infatuation with the demon and wishing nothing more but to tame the beast from hell. AshxSebastian Yaoi
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sebastian M., Angela
Angels by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Deidara's obbsession with Itachi grows to the point of insanity and he has the perfect way to get rid of anyone who dares seperated him from his target. DeiIta KisaIta KisaTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,019 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
of Candy Promises and Uchiha Obsessions by TehGlompingKitsune45 reviews
The second I saw the lovely Uchiha Itachi I knew he had to be mine. It didn't matter that there was a significant age gap between us. Once I decide I want something I get it, "Would you like some candy little one?" and nothing will stop me. PeinIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Insecurity by xxRubyCatxx reviews
A short one-shot where Yukimura finds out what he feels for Usui and what he feels for him. After all, Usui was his first kiss! Warning for yaoi!
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - S. Yukimura, T. Usui - Complete
One Night Stand by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred is in love with Matthew. Matthew is oblivious. After one drunken night, Alfred regrets his loss of control and says nothing, hoping to protect their friendship . Too bad Matthew actually wants to find the person he slept with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,481 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Let Me Hypnotize You, Sempai by CaitWinchesterConsultingNinja reviews
Kanou and Yukimura are talking one day when Kanou hypnotizes the vice-persident! M for obvious reasons. Yaoi! Don't like, Don't read! Read and Review please! Reviews greatly appreciated! I wanna know what you guys think!
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2010 - S. Kanou, S. Yukimura - Complete
The last battle by Zetai reviews
Not the kind of battle you expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Baiser d'éternité by Hayata reviews
Petit Oneshot qui m'est venu comme ça et première fanfiction publiée. Quand Asuka est totalement déprimé et que Tachibana a les crocs... lol
Otomen/オトメン(乙男) - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Asuka M., Tachibana J. - Complete
Military Routine by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Itachi had a military routine every morning, and every morning he did it without fail. Until one day after a poker match in the Akatsuki hideout, when everything changes. PeinIta, M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein
Lingering Kiss by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Itachi was special, and you'd have to be an idiot to give that up. PeinIta, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Farmer by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Were Itachi female, Pein would be quite the farmer. Random, little, not explicit but I thought it was an interesting concept. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Respect for Authority by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Pein loved respect for authority. PeinIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Baklava by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Pein tries to make Itachi his favorite dessert and ends up discovering what great cooking means. PeinIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Poker by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Poker with Itachi was a dangerous, dangerous game. PeinIta, short, implied sexual relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Friends by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Pein had always been told that the love of his life would be his best friend, too. PeinIta, shortness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Losing by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Itachi hated losing. PeinIta, very short, hints at an unwanted sexual relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Roses by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Itachi had roses all over his apartment. PeinIta, very short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Sexually Fustrated Finland by luffyluffy reviews
After many nights of Sweden finishing quickly and Finland being left awake, Finland desides to phone France to fix the problem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Veritas Diaboli Manet in Aeternum by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Though he pledged his very existence to Prince Soma, Agni is still a human. But Sebastian?—he is a demon that only speaks the truth. Slash. Sebastian/Agni.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sebastian M., Agni - Complete
Just Another Meeting by yaoimoonlighter reviews
ivan and matthew are the only ones left after a meeting. what will they do:? and what does the russian want? its a smut rp between me and my friend. i was ivan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Hanging Out by Statuess reviews
"Matthew giggled then gasped as Prussia's hand dove underneath the waistband of his boxers" - Canada is relaxing at home when Prussia turns up. Fluff; PWP. Human & country names used. Brief mention of drugs and explicit smexing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
PeinIta Shower by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This is an OOC fic between Itachi and Pein. contains boylove. warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
KisaPein Teddy Bear by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This is one of my favorite yaoi pairings :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kisame H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Maple story by Winterer reviews
Things are so hard on Itachi, and it takes a long time for cold-hearted Pein to realize how much he loves Itachi. Contains Mpreg&violent scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,599 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein
MattxMello Lazy Afternoon by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This was especially fun to write!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Pink by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Pink was always a color he associated with Itachi. PeinIta, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Not Children Anymore by IlluminatedShadow reviews
They were spooning. This was less innocent than the times Alfred would climb into his bed, claiming that he needed to protect Matthew. This didn't feel right. But this was still Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Itachi's Tentacle Rape PART ONE by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Itachi goes on a mission and, well, it doesn't turn out so well for him. There is a second part, and it's PeinIta, but I'll upload that later. Smexy tentacle action! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
My OTP by Capitaine Pickle reviews
America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Of Aragorn and Legolas by Geale reviews
For Aragorn son of Arathorn, love was everything, and it had a name; and it was Legolas. A terribly Tolkienesque PWP, and as it happens, quite silly too. SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Madara's Master by RurikoTsukuyomi reviews
Pein's had enough. Madara's control must disappear. And Pein will be the one to make Madara fall to his knees and beg. Or, at least, that's what he wants... Contains torture, YAOI, and other naughty stuffies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,125 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Not Brothers by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It wasn’t normal to wake up, in the middle of the night, sweating and panting with damp boxers with the name of the boy who was raised as his brother. It just wasn’t normal. Hell, he was pretty sure it was wrong. But he couldn't help it. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Who's The Uke Now? by MonochromeFox reviews
Akira is tired of being the uke all the time and changes it up for once.
Monochrome Factor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Shirogane, Akira N. - Complete
Secret Child by CerberusKin reviews
Itachi gets news that he is pregnant and he knows who the father is but fears the man would not accept the child. Fleeing from Akatsuki, Itachi heads to Konoha but for how long can he keep the child a secret? PeinxItachi, SasukexNaruto Yaoi in later chaps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Vanilla or Chocolate by Fhal reviews
A clever plan and some sweet playfulness gives Ike a better understanding of why Marth insists he try desserts. One-shot. Ike x Marth. FOR MATURE READERS.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Home For Me by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Alfred hasn't been home in months, and Matthew isn't sure how much longer he can go on. On the dawn of Valentine's Day, Alfred comes home. Although he's not sure how long he'll be able to stay, this one night is enough for both of them. Yaoi lime oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Yes, I am my Brother by Davu reviews
America goes crazy and nukes Russia, Russia retaliates with war. Canada takes America's place and gets taken by Russia. Can Canada play a good America? Why did America go crazy? Who will save them? Rus/Can, implied Rus/US US/Can maybe real names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Russia, Canada
Dreams by xXxThornOfTheRosexXx reviews
Gilbert's nightmares come to a pause as he welcomes the embrace of a long lost friend. Jack/Gilbert ONE SHOT. Newly edited!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Gilbert/Raven, Jack V.
Midnight Meeting by tainted3yes reviews
Pein calls a pissed off Hidan into his office for a midnight meeting. Who knows what can happen late at night...with the Akatsuki leader...in his bedroom. Hidan certainly doesn't. Yaoi--M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Weasel Love by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Ever wanted to read strictly Itachi uke stories then come here...NOW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Itachi U.
Burning the Film Away by K8BNimble reviews
GHOST HUNT. Lin has harbored inappropriate feelings for “Naru” for some time but has tried to accept that Mai is winning his heart away from Lin – or so he thinks. Lin/Naru.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - K. Lin, Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
GIR's Birthday by Replaceable Insanity reviews
Zim forgets GIR's birthday, or does he! GIR's POV
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Sick by Replaceable Insanity reviews
What happens after a innocent day at the park ends up with GIR running away from his Master? Then returning to get hurt? Zim's POV
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,077 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Zim, Gir
Nightmares by GaaraFreak6 reviews
Pein bowed his head over Itachi's form and felt sorrow rip through his chest. . . Read to find out more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Smother Me by LAcunaPSYCHE reviews
Saix is moody after Superior was gone for a week. What happens when he comes back? Graphic yaoi, BOYXBOY do NOT read if you don't like yaoi dangit!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Aim by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
MadaIta! Madara tests Itachi's aim. MAJOR oocness on Itachi's part, but whatever. Written a long time ago. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U.
Explanation by ForeverLilacLies reviews
How was Suigetsu suppose to explain this to Sasuke? SuiIta some SasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Itachi U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Naruto: Triforce Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Throughout time legends and myths have been created; these legends tend to be based on actual events throughout time. People say that legends never die. They’re right; they just disappear into the night, sadly this isn’t one of those legends. NarutoZelda
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,193 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Blind eyes still see by Seikari-Love reviews
Itachi comes back from a mission and heart broken Madara strives to remain "Tobi" even though his true love is dying or possibly worse. Rate M for future Lime/Lemon. ItaMadaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U.
choose by Mitsu-Mitsu-chan reviews
When Pein is injured by a surprise ambush, what will a stubborn Itachi do? YAOI, PeinXItachi rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Jashinist Nightmare by RurikoTsukuyomi reviews
Itachi's been having disturbing nightmares of being violated... Hidan tries to help him calm down from the horrifying nightmares... Who IS the man in Itachi's nightmares? YAOI. Naughty language! OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
What Happens in Detention by WereWolf1010 reviews
Six kids from totally different cliques wound up being together in detention. Can you just sense the drama? ExB JxA EmxR. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,159 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
If I fall by Bunbunxox reviews
Pein is having a normal meeting. Until he notices he can't keep his eyes away from one boy. He can't think straight, like he ever can? , he starts to stammer, he feels hot. He starts to find himself falling. Will he be caught? Ehehe PeinIta ItaDei fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Burned by GaaraFreak6 reviews
Itachi cheats on deidara. How will our blonde take it? Read and find out. yaoi. PLEASE REVIEW.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Acidic by ShockValueAuthor reviews
What can be said; HidanXItachi pairing. Rathe4r intriguing, I think. Itachi is feeling rather moodyl he's twenty, and the day of the Massacre has recently passed. Hidan notices the behavior change... Rated M there will be sexual content yaoi . Enjoy SVA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Friends dont do that! by Ike x Pit FAN reviews
What will Canada do after Cuba raped him? Will he be able to tell France? or his brother?. Im not good at doing this so please click on this. Canada x France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/2/2009 - France, Canada
Memories by GaaraFreak6 reviews
Iruka was hurt, so how's Kakashi handling it? read and find out. future yaoi. you've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Akatsuki Alarm by GaaraFreak6 reviews
no spoilers. Yaoi. you've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Rotten Steps by gar-a-ash reviews
Hidan works a boring job, owns a boring car, and has a boring life. But when Deidara is fired, a new kid comes in to replace him. Suddenly, Hidan's world is shaken up by the new kid. Yaoi, HidanXItachi, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Keeping Up by Klei reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Eternal Suffering by Nada-Chan reviews
Akatsuki seems like your typical evil organization with a typical hideout. But in that hideout takes place the eternal suffering of Uchiha Itachi, victim of rape and violence, as well as he is forced to supress his deep love for his best friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Some things can wait by Kushurimi reviews
Yeah, this is another oneshot, Hidan and Itachi featuring as important again. A good friend of mine liked the pairing It's set a couple of months after Kakuza has died. Rated M for Hidan's mouth. Mild fluff warning too. Hope you all enjoy and R&R x
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Shirtless, Pantless ItaxPein by SadisticHumorX reviews
Drink 2 of my Lemon Squeezed Series. What happens when you have a Shirtless and wet Pein in the same room with the Sexually confused Itachi? WARNING: THIS IS A YAOI LEMON LEAVE IF YOU DON T LIKE READING THEM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
This Feeling by LEMONedy reviews
Itoshiki is visited by Kudo as he mopes around in his classroom. One-shot, lemon, yaoi, etc.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Nozomu I. - Complete
The Thrill of Closets! by kitsieandmeow reviews
What happens when you through 3 Uchihas who hate each other into a closet and barricade the door? rated for language!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Reject to Love by The Kindest Demon reviews
Pein has had love crush his heart multiple times. After just recently getting over his 'Love', Konan, He needs help getting things off his mind. Pein turns to an old friend, with plenty of new surprises. PeinXItachi, PeinXMadara. Rated M. :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Surprise Mission by aznangel99 reviews
What happens when Pein comes to Itachi with a special mission? How cruel can Deidara be to poor itachi? yaoi boyXboy dont like then dont read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Of Pancakes and Tsukuyomi by MaestroWalrus reviews
On his birthday, Itachi simply wants some peace and quiet. But what will happen when the rest of the Akatsuki kidnap him and take him out to eat at the IHOP? Rated for pancake-filled madness and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Tangoing With Three by YoyYoy reviews
Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara are in a demented threeway relationship. They undergo all the things a normal couple would, but when you have a synaesthesiest, a freaky cult zealot, and a clothing designer, what could you expect? AU, yaoi, HiItaDei lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,975 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Burned Meadows by BanishedOne reviews
I think we both wanted a body to fill the empty space beside us, and tonight it would be each other. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
That Conversation by DeviWan reviews
In Hidan’s opinion, the boy was just too pretty. He couldn’t help but wonder what the boy feels when he walks around the hideout. He was an angel amongst the others. And so, when the opportunity presents itself, Hidan just couldn’t hold back. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Anger Is Impossible With Him by Tight Spaces reviews
The first time Tobi took off his mask, I was angry. MadaIta, yaoi, lemons. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Priest's Sins by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi regrets living a life of sin. He turns to the only priest he knows for forgiveness. But what he finds with Hidan... is anything but mercy. HidanXItachi oneshot. Graphic lemon. Lots of warnings. Blood, yaoi, swearing, and everything else. You know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Porcelain by DeviWan reviews
When he was twelve, that’s when I first met him.The way he walks; slow and graceful.I remembered sitting with him through sunset.I remembered staring at him as he finally let his guard down.And I don’t care if it’s hell, as long as I have him, its heaven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Le véritable visage de Dieu Yaoi by Akumatsu reviews
Yaoi PeinIta : Quand Dieu à des sentiment.... ça part vite en vrille yaoi/lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
What the heck IS this place! by StitchedRevolution reviews
Pein, the leader notices that the Akatsuki is losing business, so, he decides to take them all on a vacation. But, what happens when they end up in the world of pokemon? Naruto/Pokemon cross over. Random Akatsukis pared with other Akatsukis. Yaoi,Straight
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U.
L'effet Peinpillion by LadyPsychopate reviews
Ils étaient pret a affronté n'importe quoi. Tout sauf ça !
Naruto - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Lemonade by eraaxel reviews
Set before the story starts Yoite had just gotten his name, but Yukimi feels as if he should help Yoite fit in to his new “home.” Oneshot
Nabari no Ō - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - K. Yukimi, Yoite - Complete
Haven for lost souls by see1like reviews
When Madara ofered Pein to form Akatsuki, little did he know what he was in for. He certainly never planed on falling in love. now some rough decisions are need to be made. Yaoi warning! PeinXItachi-Main, MadaraXDeidara-slightly .LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,670 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Puppy love by Furrywolfpup reviews
Pein has messed up a jutsu and now half the Akatsuki are animals. The other half of the Akatsuki must take care of the animal members. Will They fall in love with their pets or they be like any other person when they turn back? Read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Reincarnated Love by Furrywolfpup reviews
Itachi and Hidan are secret Lovers. They are Killed on separate missions. They are also reborn into our world. Will these two fall in love again or fall apart? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Robots Don't Get Sick by Darkfire75 reviews
“Everybody gets sick, seriously,” Hidan snarled, coughing a bit. “Not Itachi, un. I’ve never seen him sick.” Hidan quirked a brow. “Well he’s a robot. Robots don’t get sick.” Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Cooking Disaster by naturally morbid reviews
One-shot. Pein x Itachi. Just a comical piece about Itachi trying to cook dinner for Pein.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Is Kissing Another Boy a Sin? by Babs McGoogle reviews
Hidan; 13 years old, lives in a Jashin camp, and has finally fallen in love. Yaoi, ItaHida, one-shot. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Yotsuba & Close Friends by Gryvon reviews
Jumbo/Mr. Koiwai, yaoi. At any moment they could be faced with four green pigtails and hundreds of questions.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Hidan is Watching You by Babs McGoogle reviews
Everybody called him heartless and cold. His name was Itachi Uchiha. HidanxItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Sensitive areas Sharp peircings by kittenmuffin reviews
Pein and Itachi have hot SMUT after Kakzu's birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Commercailism Kakuzu the Advertizer by Rockcrab reviews
Rated T, but may be lower. Kakuzu does commercials for... you guessed it, money. But who is watching tv when the commercial plays? Let's just say Itachi on camera and tv... not a good idea. The store owner is named Ms. Rutchlander, it cut her name out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Kakuzu, Itachi U.
Desire by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Now a Drabble Collection! Pein x Itachi. Because desire will destroy your mind and twist your senses to see its fulfillment. spoilers, yaoi. You have been warned, because this pairing is just too good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Et tout ça pour une langouste by fleurdpine reviews
Non, Itachi Uchiwa n'avait jamais vraiment apprécié Pein... Mais pourquoi ce dernier l'avaitil sousestimé ? Pourquoi ne l'avaitil pas cru ?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Weasel by Darkfire75 reviews
HiDeiTachi crack oneshot :D Hidan took the creature from Deidara and smirking, brought it over to Itachi. “Hey Uchiha, we found a friend for ya. Meet Weasel.” Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Quality Time by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot. Hidan wants to know what Uchiha Itachi tastes like, seriously. ItachiHidan ItachiDeidaraHidan Graphic content sort of. Do not read if you don't like yaoi. 'Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
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Battle Royale Hetalia reviews
The foreign exchange students of Dublin University were meant to return home and continue with their happy lives. None of them expected to be sent to participate in the Battle Royale tournament as to represent their country. Now friendships will be torn, grudges will be settled, but all Ludwig wants is to find and protect Feliciano to the very end. CHARACTER DEATH(s)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
Circus Freak reviews
While on a well deserved break, detective Arthur Kirkland stumbles upon and saves an odd Ring Master named Francis Bonnefoy. Rewarded with a free show courtesy of the World Circus, he soon finds himself intertwined in an odd murder that he alone must solve. What is up with these Freaks? FrUk, gore, character death, sexual content and corse language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - France, England/Britain
Bad Ass reviews
Canada has a problem. America is only interrested in buff dudes that can make him submit in bed and that's, of course, the last thing our shy nation can do. Now, our sweet Canada has joined Prussia for most awesome body building trainning and created a bad ass alter ego which will help him get laid. Or will it just destroy his life and respect? CANAME in that order HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,090 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Canada, America
Thus They All Died reviews
"I sent ten invitation letters to the ones I hated the most: America, Russia, England, Canada, France, Italy and his brother, Romano, Germany, Japan and, finally China. The countries were the results of my demise, of my falling. Although I am gone, I am still here, somehow, and I will have my vengeance." VILLAIN POV. Character death, violence - no specific pairing besides GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,291 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Chasing Insanity reviews
One day, the nightmare will return and then you will lose your life. You do not just run away. The inevitable is inevitable. I should have known that returning to our normal lives after what happened all those years ago would be impossible. In my darkest hours, as I run around the country to find my brother before the cops do, I still believe in miracles. I will get Mattie back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - America, Canada
Ariella America reviews
Princess America (Ariella) is a big fan of the Resident Evil Franchise and wants to go see their latest movie: Retribution. In order to do so, he has to make a deal with England (Witch of the Sea) which will force him to have sex with a weird Russian Prince if he ever wants to become a merman ever again. Is it worth it? MAKE FUN OF THE LITTLE MERMAID RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Russia, America
The Asylum reviews
My heart is beating so fast and loudly, I constantly fear that it will give me away. This is so shameful, I'm a hero, I shouldn't be cowering in fear like this…but as well as being a hero, I am no fool. I know that the second I emerge from this place, the only safe spot, it'll be the end of me but I need to find Mattie. No pairing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,565 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Detective Bonnefoy reviews
Lord Edelstein was found murdered in his part-time home in England. The case has not been progressing for a month, and so the English call their last resort: the famous dectective, Francis Bonnefoy, who is to be paired with Arthur Kirkland. With a tangible tension rising from love and nationality, will the two manage to solve the case and find love? FrUk and France x Jeanne
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,895 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - France, England/Britain
Snow Blanca America reviews
America cast as Snow Blanca is a Princess kept under tight security of the evil queen, played by England. When his Bethesda account is canceled and Skyrim is taken away from him, Snow Blanca will travel the Black Forest, fight an assassin, meet some Dwarves and eat a poisoned apple just to quench his Elder Scroll thirst. RANDOMNESS Oneshot, corse content, RUSAME - M to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
World War III reviews
"If you hate me so much, than why are we allies?" "Good point. I fucking declare war on you." When Canada snaps and declares war on his brother, all hell breaks loose. Now, Canada wants America to disappear and he will go to any means to do so. Will he succeed? EDIT: now rated M for later hard core ish violence, hinted sexual content and sensitive ideoligy Shit's going down lol
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,183 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Hamburger Street reviews
After the events of Light My Heart is America's new relationship all fine and dandy? No, that's just too good to be true. With the return of revealing dreams America will have to face the brother he mistreated, Russia's ex and the obssessive Belarus. In the end, will there be such a thing as a happy ending for our hero and his man? RUSAME, yaoi - Sequel of Light My Heart
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Russia, America
When Syrup and Stupidity Collide reviews
One-shot PruCan fic. Gilbert has always imagined dirty things involving the quiet Matthew but, after randomly deciding to confess his love, will he actually attempt to make one of his favourite fantasies come true? Seriously, what a beast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
McDonald reviews
America spends too much time eating the fried chicken of a certain popular food chain only to get a certain clown quite jealous. Doesn't he deserve a little lesson? SMUTT, Yaoi - Based off a Doujinshi ONE-SHOT Guys, I don't even know...xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2012 - America - Complete
Light My Heart reviews
America has an interresting dream that prooves to be rather revealing about a certain act commited by a certain Russian. What will he do when Russia's heart literrally wanders into his hands? Rated M for obvious reasons
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Bella America reviews
Make fun of Beauty and the Beast. Prince Russia is cursed to beastliness by the beautiful witch and searches for true love to undo the curse. Bella America lives in a quaint French village and is forced on an errand. When they meet under typical circomstances, will Prince Russia manage to seduce his Bella America and break the curse? RUSAME, yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Empire of Dirt reviews
Alternative outcome to the Russian revolution to Capitalism. Ivan recalls the events of his hard childhood leading to a drastic change in his behaviour and his enivitable downfall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Russia - Complete
Cinderella America reviews
Tyranical prince Russia is searching for a queen and so throws a royal party. Cinderella America lives as a-not-so-slave and is cast to the party by Fairy Godmother France. Will love bloom? RUSAME, mentionned smutt, YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Around The World and Back To You reviews
Canada is upset. Netherlands broke up with him suddenly, not to mention rudely. Heartbroken and depressed by the way life treats him, Canada decides to embark on a journey across the world to find that one person that was destined to be with him. ON HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Betting and Gambling are the same, theyre both bad reviews
The Junior World Hockey tourney finals. No sweat, Canada is pro in hockey. What's this? America made a bet with Russia? If Canada loses he'll be stuck with the Russian for a week. Hopefully the pressure won't get to him and ruin his game. YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Russia, Canada
A Devil's Whisper reviews
Alfred suffers the lost of his twin who commited suicide. As he speculates what pushed him to do so, he realises that the people closest to him are at fault. "Mattie deserves justice." Characters deaths and snapped America no specific pairing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Series Of Embarrassements reviews
5 chapters contaning HidaIta, KisaIta, DeiIta, PeinIta and KakaIta smutt. All of them envolving Itachi embarassing himself a little.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Itachi U.
Before It's Too Late reviews
Hashirama and Madara have been through a lot but finally their is peace between their clans. The two start to bond but then an event wrips them apart. Will they both realise something before it's too late? Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. HashiMada
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
You're The Worse reviews
Request for: Llian. Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Madara is a dense, spazzy and impatient teacher according to his boss Hashirama. Hashirama thinks Madara should be disciplined in hiw own, unique way. YAOI, HALF RAPE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Silent Victim reviews
The summary is inside the first chapter! o3o Feed back is appreaciated and I hope everyone's aware that the characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. BTW, Everything in there is fictional! Thank you and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Wanna Come Back To Konoha? reviews
Hashirama conviences Madara to come back to Konoha with him... Yaoi/lemon Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Hockey reviews
America teaches his younger brother Canada the sport hockey. RP Alfred X Mathieu I dun own Hetalia characters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Once In WalMart reviews
Madara, Sasuke and Itachi go to Wal-Mart to buy some new clothes. MadaSasuIta RP by me and my 'daughter' I dont own Naruto characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Rape reviews
The hardest thing Pein ever had to do was deal with a drunken Kisame. Rape/Violence characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto KisaPein and PeinKo fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kisame H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Addicted reviews
Pein used to work at a rehab center, on his last day he met Hoshigaki Kisame for no less the ten minutes. He thought this odd encounter was a one time thing but Kisame is addicted... Rape/Violence Characters belong to Kishimoto ;ItaPein and KisaPein;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kisame H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Yesterday, Tomorrow and Today reviews
A story I drew now in fanfic format! Itachi goes on his first real date with Pein. Will love blossom in the heart of the Uchiha after being deceived by his ex, Kisame? Characters belong to Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Lost reviews
Request for someone. Pein and Itachi are off to find a base hidden in the ocean. As they are on their way, they are confronted by a storm and wash up on the shore of a deserted island. I do not own Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
PeinIta Rp Hawt tub smex reviews
This is an Rp I did with my 'daughter'. And no I'm not dead and will b uploading more stories shortly. I do not own Naruto characters...although I wish I would...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
A little too much reviews
Pein and Itachi get real drunk one night, the next morning they wake up naked together in the middle of a pretty bad hangover where Itachi mixes up viagra pills and tylenol. XD I dun own Akatsuki members mister Masashi Kishimoto does 0 0
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Caught, Rescued and Punished reviews
Pein comes to Itachi's rescu after he gets caught by Konoha. Once back at the base, Pein questions Itachi to know if he betrayed Akatsuki in his own 'unique' way. Yaoi. : PLEASE REVIEW! i'll be ur best buddy ...maybe !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Who's Uke now? reviews
Itachi was being insensitive to Deidara's position as uke for both him and Hidan, and now Deidara wants to make Itachi feel that pain! :3 YAOI Still dont own Naruto characters. HidaDeiIta threesome XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U.
I'm no uke reviews
DeiIta fic. Deidara and Itachi have been going out but havent had sex yet, Kakuzu and Sasori place a bet on who is Uke, who will win? I dun own Naruto characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
A night's comfort reviews
Itachi gets a nightmare and Pein comes to comfort him. PeinIta. Yaoi. I seriously hope I didnt make any stupid mistakes this time... I dun own Naruto characters! And If chu review you can get a piece o meh Choco! A piece only! Choco is my lover! ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Play me a song reviews
I dun own Naruto characters...except for Yumi-chan but tats it! PeinIta story. Bad with summaries shame on me!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Mission Kirigakure reviews
Can Pein control his urges around the beautiful Uchiha Itachi? I know this is a bad summary but, if I say more it'll ruin everything...I dun own Naruto but it would be so cool if i did! oh and btw, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Stress Reliever reviews
What does Pein do when he gets stressed out with work? Find out! PeinXIta I dont own any characters! Very pathertic of me if you ask...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete