Stevie-the-cow-girl
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Joined 06-08-09, id: 1962855, Profile Updated: 01-15-12
Author has written 7 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, and Sanctuary.

Hi! Im Stevie-the-cow-girl.

I love rainbows! I'm Bi!

Something about me... well I am almost 18, I am a hight school student.

My favorite classes are Photography, Drama, Anthropology and English.

I am a girl who loves chocolate and cheese, but not together. . . well maybe, but I havent tried it yet.

My favorite thing to do is write, like monologues and stories and books

. I also love taking photographs of things that are important to me. Like trains.

I am learning Sign Language becaue I prefere to sign instead of talk, but I can talk quite well too.

My first fanfiction was written in grade 7 ... a very long time ago.

Well thats enough about me. On to the stories!

A side note, I write monologues. They were taking over my computer so
I gave them a web site. If you would like to go and read some of them the
link is below. Some are related to prebuilt storylines like sancturay while
some are freestyle.

www.sanctuaryformonologues.weebly.com

And leave a comment! It would be great! Thanks. ^-^


Fun Stuff That Is Compleatly Unrelated To Fanfiction!

When there is nothing to do during class, proclaim to the entire class that you are on a mission for world domination and the first to contradict you will be the first to die.

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

I am a proud member of the S.W.I.D.O.A.D Club (Story Writers In Denial Over Ashley's Death)

I am a proud member of the WWDD? Club (What Would Druitt Do?)

"There is such a thing as 'before my time'."
"Really?"
"Cheeky monkey..."
-- Helen Magnus & Will Zimmerman, "Sanctuary"

"Where would science be today if I constantly stopped to bathe?"
Nikola Tesla, "Sanctuary"

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious.)

On a blanket from taiwan:"Do not use as protection from a tornado" (OK, were screwed then)

Thoughts on Life

To be continued...

But the sky is blue, that I know.

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The Troubles of Childhood by Myth Queen reviews
SG-1 encounters an odd device while traveling on another planet that turns them all into five-year-olds. Set Season 10. Crackfic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Will The Sleepwalker by Blue Liquorice and Bookworm reviews
Will is a lot of things. He's Magnus's Protégé. He is super observant. He takes his shirt off a little too much for some people's liking & he can also dance for a giant spider. But did you know that he can sleepwalk? Or is there something darker at work?
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Helen M., Will Z., Ashley M., Clara G.
Bagels by Stacymc2012 reviews
This is what happens when our Helen doesn't much sleep for three weeks… The characters are.. In character, it's just a rather… Just read! Lol! AU! Both Ashley and Kate are in this story and Nikola still has his powers.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Helen M. - Complete
The True Identity by Laura415 reviews
Two girls find out that their real parents are in fact CSI's. SMacked and GSR shippings, don't like don't read.
Crossover - CSI & CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010
Marco Polo by threewhitedoves reviews
The team plays a game of Marco Polo, but somebody doesn't stick to the rules.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Babysitting by Myth Queen reviews
The Big Guy has agreed to babysit Ashley and Henry for a week while Helen is away. How much trouble can a five-year-old and a ten-year-old get into?
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Ashley M., Henry F., Bigfoot - Complete
False Alarm by BuggyFiction reviews
He respected her work ethic, he really did. He just needed some sleep too!
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Henry F. - Complete
Parum Astrum by Molly Annice reviews
Rachel has always been gifted. The other Glee kids didn't know just how special she really was. Even rachel didn't know how special she was.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rachel B., Puck, Quinn F., Finn H.
Survivors by Chocolate and Drama reviews
While fighting Kali, nobody notices Amanda and Sierra are gone. Turns out they're instead stuck in an alternate dimension,a hooky spooky place for naughty teleporters. But when Magnus and Co. help them get out, it seems they aren't the only ones there...
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ashley M., Helen M.
A Rock and a Hard Place by NoCleverSig reviews
An abnormal on the loose, a red silk kimono, and a 'trip' on Magnus' bathroom rug make matters hard for Dr. Will Zimmerman.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Helen M., Will Z. - Complete
oooh, shiney! by LexicalWonder reviews
UPDATED: This is now a collection of 3 drabbles! Will/Henry Slash
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Will Z., Henry F. - Complete
How it all began by Chocolate and Drama reviews
Me, bored, with a empty word document waiting to be filled? Ta da! How virtual Sierra and Amanda discovered that the Sanctuary was real.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,886 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
For You, Always by x-Natalie-x reviews
Sequel to For You, Anything!Mac and Stella are going to Greece! Fun, romantic story, rated at strong T! Enjoy!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Mac T., Stella B.
You Should Hydrate by SentientMist reviews
What happens when you put giddy, drugged Magnus & protective Will in my head? You get a Helen/Will fic based on a quote from the movie Knight & Day!
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Helen M., Will Z. - Complete
Anatomy by anxiousgeek reviews
Seven Of Nine had this sway to her hips that Janeway found irresistible. Janeway/Seven.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [K. Janeway, Seven of Nine] - Complete
Ashley Magnus, Girl Scout by Chocolate and Drama reviews
Ashley gets signed up for Girl Scouts, and it soon becomes apparent she's not Eagle Scout material. But when danger appears on a hiking trip, will Ashley be able to help prevent the cookie sellers from becoming bear chow?
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Ashley M., Helen M.
BellaSittin' by LIVELIFELOVELOU reviews
The Cullens take it in turn to Baby sit Bella!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Alice
Have a Fantastic Period by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Chakotay and the other males find out what happens when cycles align and men’s deadliest enemy takes over the ship; women with hormones.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
You Fed Her What! by LionsOnASee-Saw reviews
This is just a random one shot I came up with while I was in the shower! :L Warning Mild Sex Talk, Slight Swearing And Just General Randomness !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
A B C Bag of Tricks by Chocolate and Drama reviews
25 drabbles that chronicle both the epic and the mundane that goes one behind the walls of the Sanctuary, especially with us interfering. Nikola's blood pressure has never been so high.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Can we have your autograph? by Chocolate and Drama reviews
Amanda and Sierra meet John Druitt and make him very, very, very confused.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - John D. - Complete
Help from Below by Surreal Squirrel reviews
When all seems lost, the day is saved by someone who they all thought was dead!
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ashley M. - Complete
Don't push that button! by Chocolate and Drama reviews
When a mysterious machine shows up at the Sanctuary, with a shiny red button inside, what is there to do but push it?
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Ashley M.
Fresh start by Di-Bee reviews
Two friends, Helen Magnus and James Watson, talking about their loss, and what they still could do to make their eternal lives more bearable. For those who wondered how Ashley's embryo came back to life. Friendship
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Helen M., James W. - Complete
Catching and Chasing by xfirefly9x reviews
Mac/Stella. Mac had too much punch at the lab's Christmas party.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Alternative Futures by jaina-lotr reviews
SG-1 get pulled through a spatial anomaly, but what they find on the other side is not what they expected. Could this be their future or will it turn out different? Of course they run into some pretty mean bad guys: The Borg. Crossover with ST: Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008
The Grand Escape by Chocolate and Drama reviews
Henry has lost something of Ashley's and she is MAD. Based on a true story.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ashley M., Henry F. - Complete
The Break Up by Chocolate and Drama reviews
Ashley has a nasty breakup. But with who? Not what you'd expect.....
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Ashley M., Helen M. - Complete
16 to 6, how did that happen? by SageK reviews
from a prompt on the glee fluff meme: De-aged!fic, in which all of glee club turns back into their elementary school selves and Will has to babysit them until it wears off. Complete silliness abounds!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Will S., Brittany P.
Beyond Insulting by Myth Queen reviews
Nikola reads Twilight and is a little insulted. The rest of the gang have to prevent a murder. Note: this is not a "I hate Twilgiht" fic, nor is it a "I love Twilight" fic. None of the views in this story are mine. Crackfic
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Ashley vs the Volley ball by Chocolate and Drama reviews
In Eulogy Magnus reveals that Ashley broke her femur when she was 12. Just how exactly did Ashley manage it?
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Ashley M., Helen M. - Complete
How to Explain Christmas to a Wraith by Trillian52 reviews
Some seasonal silliness - Sam Carter finds herself explaining Christmas to Todd.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Published: 12/21/2009 - S. Carter/Sam, Todd - Complete
Totem by JenniferJF reviews
Updated: We saw why Helen left what she left at the end of Eulogy. But what about the others?
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bigfoot, Helen M.
Bad Karma by x-Natalie-x reviews
Shouting at somebody's best friend and love surely can't result in good karma? Story for Peyton haters, smacked forever!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
So Hard to Stay Behind by Wootmeister reviews
After the ep "Missing". Established relationship or close friendship - your choice
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Carter/Sam, Jennifer K. - Complete
Oh, this can't be good! by Carter Crazy reviews
McKay and Carter wake up to find themselves in bed together but cant remember how they got there. Everything is forgotten until Sam starts getting certain signs and symptoms. Can they keep it secret and how will Atlantis react when they find out? Ch 4 UP
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - S. Carter/Sam, Rodney M.
You had a bad day! by artificus reviews
Yes, even the famous SG1 team has a bad day sometimes! See how Sam finds her cyber-thingy again and how Teal'c picks flowers. Parody!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
From the Mind of Janeway's Replicator by TrekkieBaby reviews
This is a story fromt the POV a Janeway's 'glorified toaster' What if it has a mind of it's own? If you want to figure out what happens to this sassy replicator, ok, I have to post so forget the 7 reveiws! it will be posted by the end of the day!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
For You, Anything by x-Natalie-x reviews
Stella would do anything for him. Even shave her legs! A fun, romantic smacked story!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Stella B., Mac T.
Mini CSIs by SizzlyBug23 reviews
The CSIs as 4 year olds...Enjoy :
Crossover - CSI & CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
Told You So by chaviv86 reviews
Originally a one-shot, but I decided to continue it. Sometimes Charlie's glad to have Toby around, and sometimes he annoys the heck out of her - but with enough effort, they'll learn to be colleagues, and friends. And perhaps more than friends...
Listener - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
Anonymous Love Tip! by SanctuaryAlexa reviews
This is a crossover between Stargate Sg-1 and Sanctuary! Sg-1 recieves an anonymous tip of alien activity in NYC. Now they must travel to the designated coordinates and find out what is there. This is mostly in Jacks POV! Enjoy! .
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009
The Impeccable Timing of Daniel Jackson or Whoops! by talkofcake reviews
Storage closets. Need I say more? Jack/Sam, team.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Lost by Mirele reviews
A strange device wreaks havoc in the SGC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - D. Jackson, S. Carter
Access Granted by LadyStellaSkye reviews
Stella, recovering from her ordeal with Frankie, recieves some much appreciated help. Stella/Lindsay Friendship-sisterly fluff, and major SMacked goodness!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
Of Whiskey and Bourbon by BlkRse reviews
They weren't even close to being drunk enough to blame this on the alcohol. Mac/Catherine drabble
Crossover - CSI & CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Catherine W., Mac T. - Complete
Buzzed by CptKaydeAdama reviews
So…as if the fact that Ashley was drunk wasn’t weird enough, she just has to be talking to his ex…about him… yeah, this night wasn’t awkward at all… Will/Ashley. No real spoilers.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Squishy by Hurricane Amy reviews
One-Shot. DV. "I will call you squishy and you will be mine. And you will be my squishy." - Vala's pregnant and in love with Finding Nemo. Just silly fun. R&R :-P
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Just When I Thought I Was Getting Used to This Pla by The Blue Raven reviews
People are being a little more friendly to Will than usual.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Will Z. - Complete
It Was a Foothold Situation! by Torquelith reviews
What happens when every writer's imagination works? This is a tongue-in-cheek parody of all the SG-1 fan-fiction plot bunnies out there. I started to laugh one day and had to put it on paper computer . Hope it lightens your day and gives you a laugh too!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
Snog, Slap or Sleep with by Missmeee reviews
Basically what it says in the title. It's a game. Just read the damn thing LOL. First attempt at a CSI fic. Please review. xD Pairings: Cath/Sara and Nick/Warrick extremely mild . Rated T.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sara S., Catherine W. - Complete
Throw by scoob2222 reviews
Written for 100moods. Prompt was cranky. Pregnant, cranky, Stella.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Don F., Stella B. - Complete
Versus by Bekah See reviews
AU fiction written for the Mad March challenge. Who would win in a "fight" between Helen Magnus and Samantha Carter? No blood, guts or bad feelings. Just a bit of fun between my two favorite characters.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
THE FORTUNE COOKIE by 143csi4ever reviews
....just having a relaxing time with our favorite CSIs with a late midnight dinner at work with Chinese food, jokes and fortune cookies. C/S pairing. Don't like, don't read.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sara S., Catherine W. - Complete
The Filming of SG1 by Katelynne reviews
A friend of my sister wrote the first little bit I thought it was a little boring so I 'Improved' it. Please keep in mind that this is a parody. Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - S. Carter - Complete
What if by Gundambaby reviews
Silly Drabbles, Shortshots and Oneshot and a list. Newest: What if ... The team was turned into rebellious teenagers?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 52,857 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006
We Elected Purple Apes by xfirefly9x reviews
SG-1. SG-1 return from a mission a little drunk.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Vala, C. Mitchell - Complete
Bar Call by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Mac gets a call to come pick up his people from the bar.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Peyton D., Stella B. - Complete
Wicked by stargazzr8-28 reviews
Just a one shot I came up with one night. Crossover with the Broadway show Wicked. Jack is frustrated by something.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Reaper by Phoenix-cry reviews
Daniel's in trouble...again. And this time Death himself doesn't even know what to do about it. Just a quick silly story. The stuff in Bold are episode names.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2007 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by PepperF reviews
Window Of Opportunity fic… fluff, kissing, silly stuff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
This Weird Feeling by mj0621 reviews
I've got this weird feeling... SMacked, M&Ms, hints of MacJane and MacPeyton
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Peyton D., Stella B. - Complete
Major Carter Gets Pregnant by EmmyH reviews
Title really says it all. Sort of a satire of all the pregnancy!fics out there. Humor. Enjoy, and please review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Teal'c, S. Carter - Complete
The System Lord who Got Screwed by Tech Support by Chibi Horsewoman reviews
I blame my friend Duckie. Oh and the fact that I wrote a oneshot simular to this once last year. Uh summary? Ba'al gets owned and the ending has a twist
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Cliche Series: The Fourth Wall Crumbles by Gwenhwyfar1984 reviews
SG1 discoveres fanfiction...about themselves!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Star Gate Episode II: Attack of the Jaffa by KateCarter reviews
What happens when Teal'c introduces Bra'tac and some other Jaffa to the glories of Star Wars?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Teal'c, Braítac - Complete
Bad Words by LurkerLa reviews
Elizabeth is having a Super Bad Day. Very tiny hints of ShepWeir.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Trick Or Treat by SierraGulf1 reviews
Daniel and Selmak get drunk and go caroling on Halloween, Carter kissed Jack, and Martouf is addicted to candy. Happy Halloween In August! Rated T for references to Alcohol.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - D. Jackson, Jacob C. - Complete
Children of the Other Gods by Tuch reviews
Our team and Janet discuss what it’s like to be at the mercy of fanfic writers.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005
Grace by KateCarter reviews
Post "Grace". Who was that little girl Carter kept seeing?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
House of Mouse by Starfleetbrat reviews
Sam and Janet, a mouse and a shotgun. just some silliness. complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005 - S. Carter, Cassandra F. - Complete
That time of the month! by spacemonkeylover reviews
SG1 and PMT(Same as PMS-Tension instead of syndrome)-what more can I say? PG13 because you generally know about that time of the month by then! Please review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2004
Morning Rituals by Nixa Jane reviews
Teal'c shares his trade secrets with Sam. COMPLETED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Teal'c, S. Carter - Complete
Temper, Temper by DianeB reviews
From the teaser for "Juggernaut," wherein Tuvok chides Torres for smashing the Doc's holocamera. Okay, so B'Elanna needs to work on controlling her temper, but knowing how the Doc can be with his camera, I'll bet we can forgive her THIS time!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2003 - B. Torres, Doctor - Complete
Some Silliness by Jojo6 reviews
Some silliness in a tent. S/J. S4.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2003
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The Waiting Room reviews
Have you ever wondered where the characters who are written out go? Is there a place in the afterlife for tv characters?
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Ashley M.
Behind The Walls Of Sanctuary For All ReVamped reviews
What will happen when EVERYONE has a "clever" plan? It can never end well. Nubbins involved! Crossover with SG-1 for a chapter. Or two. Never ever trust a nubbin. ever. I am slowly finishing this story!
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ashley M., Will Z.
Tomato Soup reviews
A Sanctuary Child fic. I like it and thats a good thing... i think. Its about Tomato Soup. A story as seen by Helen Magnus
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Ashley M., Helen M.
The Wonders of Baby Puree reviews
What happens when Children Ashley and Henry find a Blender in the Sanctuaries Kitchen? Madness Ensuess. And Baby food. Finished copy.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Ashley M., Henry F. - Complete
Behind the Walls Of Sanctuary For All OLD reviews
Old version. Will be taken down in a week when i finish copying chapters and uploading them.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ashley M., Will Z.
Cry reviews
Ashley is a young girl who worries about her mother. This is a moment in there past when the two talk.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Ashley M., Helen M. - Complete
Stargate Atlantis On A Normal Day reviews
The Team Talks about ZedPMs, Fighting Techniques and lemmon pie.... It is my first Fan Fiction so don't be to harsh. By Stevie
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete