Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Sandman, and From Eroica With Love.
Age:I am a first year undergrad. Do the maths.
sex: Love it. Just joking. Very much a girl.
orientation:bi-sexual. Preferences are pretty girls and prettier boys.
other tidbits 'bout me: Love ice creams, specially Tiramisu. Hate homophobia.Love Yaoi.Only like Yuri when it's well-written.
Fav hp pairings:
Draco/Harry: The. Best. Thing. Ever. Nuff said.
Snape/Harry: My 2nd fav pairing. Don't like it? Read Mottlemoth's "Time and Time Again" and "Accidentally Bound" by Laurenke1. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Lucius/Harry: OOOOH Luscious Luciussssss. What would I do without him?
Sirius/Remus: They BELONG together.
My least fav hp pairings:
Any girl/Harry pairing. I have only ever liked ONE Harry/ Ginny story. And that's Rosie5's "Marked". She could give JK a run for her money.
Fav JR pairing(Those that are not canon):
Fuyuhiko/Tanaka: Yep. I enjoy gay oldmen sex. Do I hear anybody complaining?
Ok, that's it for now. Thanks for taking the time to read my boring profile.Ja ne.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
PUT IN BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOU.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL GO TO HELL.
IM a CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people will go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I dont have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have ne morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN so I must not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE OR USED TO TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm a GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST BE GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be an nerd that does homework 24/7.
I’m a CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm a MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus was a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BI so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I was not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m ITALIAN so I MUST have a big one
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