Leaf-san
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Joined 06-09-09, id: 1963845, Profile Updated: 06-13-10
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach.

Hello!

My name is Leaf-san, and I am the owner and creator (Oh, the power!) of this humble profile. Well, here's some crap about me:

Name:(See Above)

Hair: Never counted...;)

Eyes: two

Sex: No, thanks

Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, and Deathnote.


Favorite Pairings:

Bleach:

ByaHisa

HitsuHina

IshiHime

IchiRuki

Inuyasha

SessxOc

Ouran High School Host Club:

KyoHaru all the way.

FMA:

EdWin


Quoteable Quotes (and other little snippets worth remembering.)

"Let's make like hockey sticks and get the puck outta here!" -from Robot Chicken

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND DIRTY WORDS" -YaoiCon email

"If you can't dazzle them with your wits...baffle them with your stupidity." -Unknown

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" -Unknown

"You know, the world's your lobster." -FullMetal~Chinchilla

"Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh." -Lady~Kazekage

"When life gives you lemons... READ THEM!" -Sheena Zelos


Slightly More Serious Stuffs:

“Love is a flame. Every time its burns you, it leaves a scar.”

"You should never fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you."

“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”

“The closer you are to the light, the larger the darkest becomes.”

“If you really love something, you would set it free or crimple it so it can’t escape.”

“We stand in awe in that which cannot be seen.”

“Trust can be easily broken. It's gaining it that’s the hard part.”

“It’s easily to let things fall apart than to keep it together.”

“Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me, then they do hurt.

“Admiration is the farthest from understanding”

“Childhood is short, but maturity is forever”

“Isn’t life short enough already without your help?”


Stereotypes are horrible, awful, and downright evil, so I have made a list of common ones. The ones in bold font apply to me.

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong on the planet.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have aids.

I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I’m JAMACAN, so I MUST smoke marijuana.

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be uneducated, play the banjo, go barefoot, and have a stupid accent.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a control-freak.

I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I wear SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money girlfriend.

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST be smelly, sweaty, and love lasagna.

I have STRAIGHT-A’s, so I MUST have no social life.

I WEAR UNUSUAL CLOTHES, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m a VEGITARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I’m BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I’m PEURTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be self-centered.

I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.

I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.

My HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be irresponsible, sloppy, and lazy.

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.

I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be tall, blonde, and blue-eyed.

I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I LIKE GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be immature.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be paranoid.

I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be cruel.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Most of this stuff was put on these labels to make sure the idiots who use them won't suewhen they make an obvious mistake. If you know this, copy and paste this into your profile.


Things I Hate About Everyone

1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid twelve dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbhead?

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The Thin Line Between Love And Hate by Yukiko of the Snow reviews
Just a little story of how Hisana and Byakuya first met. Who said that first encounters have to be romantic?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,418 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/30/2008 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.]
Scarlet by Enchantable reviews
Post Winter War. Hisana is reincarnated in Soul Society. Cursed to remember her old life she tries to keep that fact a secret to spare those she loves the pain, despite being assigned to the Sixth Division. All the while a new war threatens Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 178,203 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hisana K., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Byakuya's Problem by GrnEydDvl reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya had a problem. It wasn’t really that serious of a problem, but it was a problem nonetheless. He had injured his foot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Lovely, Lovely, Little Nanao by Avian Swallow reviews
Shunsui reflects on Nanao, what it is that draws him to her, why he keeps trying, and the times she hasn't hit him with her book.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
The Submission of Haruhi Fujioka by catharticdeficit reviews
Kyoya Ootori has been given an ultimatum by his father: make Haruhi Fujioka his bride by the time he’s twenty one or he forfeits his rights to inherit the Ootori zaibatsu. But our wily heroine can never be swayed easily—or will she? Sequel up.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,656 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by NakeBenihime reviews
RenRuki one-shot. Byakuya summons Rukia and Renji to see him at his mansion to make a very shocking request of them...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Minazuki by Kalow reviews
Ukitake, Kyouraku, and Unohana work to achieve Shikai during their academy days, but Unohana doesn't like hers at first. Eventually however, she sees the value in Minazuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - R. Unohana - Complete
The Colonel of the Opera by Frenchie-chan reviews
What happens when you make Winry sing in an Opera? What if you put the Elrics in charge of a theatre? Or what if you gave Roy his own Disco Hall, and made Havoc do the Chicken Dance? What happens then? Click to find out. RoyxRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Pairings by Kalow reviews
The female shinigami are tired of people pairing them up with Toushiro Hitsugaya, so they go to Momo Hinamori, the person he really belongs with, for help.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
There is No Romance in Bleach by windlily reviews
The reason why Kubo Tite keeps romance out of canon is illustrated quite clearly when Hitsugaya Toushirou finds himself the object of some particularly awkward but disturbingly common love interests.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Brief Reminiscence by Amaratta reviews
Do you ever wonder why Byakuya called Yoruichi by the term "demon cat"? Byakuya remembers why, perhaps far too well. Oneshot. Companion piece to Erstwhile Resonance but can stand on its own.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Be Good by Azure-Exile reviews
Unohana Retsu was not always the calm, motherly figure that she now portrayed. She wasn't even certain if she ever was. A multichapter vignette. Spoilers for the Soul Society Arc. No real pairings, rated T for some content.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/6/2008 - R. Unohana, K. Urahara
Fuhrer by Dailenna reviews
[Slightly Royai] Roy has finally made it to Fuhrer, and his acceptance speech is broadcast on television for the whole of Amestris to see.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
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Glad I Crashed The Wedding reviews
Rukia is getting married to Ichigo today, but not if Byakuya and Renji have any say in the matter. RenRuki. Please Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Hitsugaya Toshiro reviews
This is the final, long awaited ending of the "50 Ways to Annoy" series. Lots of people have been asking for a Shiro-chan version, so here it is. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
50 Ways To Torment Byakuya Kuchiki reviews
I had so much fun doing the Aizen version, I just had to do another one. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
50 Ways to Harass Sosuke Aizen reviews
The title says it all.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete