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My name is Leaf-san, and I am the owner and creator (Oh, the power!) of this humble profile. Well, here's some crap about me:
Hair: Never counted...;)
Sex: No, thanks
Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, and Deathnote.
Ouran High School Host Club:
KyoHaru all the way.
Quoteable Quotes (and other little snippets worth remembering.)
"Let's make like hockey sticks and get the puck outta here!" -from Robot Chicken
"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND DIRTY WORDS" -YaoiCon email
"If you can't dazzle them with your wits...baffle them with your stupidity." -Unknown
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" -Unknown
"You know, the world's your lobster." -FullMetal~Chinchilla
"Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh." -Lady~Kazekage
"When life gives you lemons... READ THEM!" -Sheena Zelos
Slightly More Serious Stuffs:
“Love is a flame. Every time its burns you, it leaves a scar.”
"You should never fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you."
“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
“The closer you are to the light, the larger the darkest becomes.”
“If you really love something, you would set it free or crimple it so it can’t escape.”
“We stand in awe in that which cannot be seen.”
“Trust can be easily broken. It's gaining it that’s the hard part.”
“It’s easily to let things fall apart than to keep it together.”
“Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me, then they do hurt.
“Admiration is the farthest from understanding”
“Childhood is short, but maturity is forever”
“Isn’t life short enough already without your help?”
Stereotypes are horrible, awful, and downright evil, so I have made a list of common ones. The ones in bold font apply to me.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong on the planet.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have aids.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I’m JAMACAN, so I MUST smoke marijuana.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be uneducated, play the banjo, go barefoot, and have a stupid accent.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a control-freak.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I wear SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST be smelly, sweaty, and love lasagna.
I have STRAIGHT-A’s, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR UNUSUAL CLOTHES, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m a VEGITARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I’m BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I’m PEURTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be self-centered.
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.
My HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be irresponsible, sloppy, and lazy.
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be tall, blonde, and blue-eyed.
I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I LIKE GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be immature.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be paranoid.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be cruel.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Most of this stuff was put on these labels to make sure the idiots who use them won't suewhen they make an obvious mistake. If you know this, copy and paste this into your profile.
Things I Hate About Everyone
1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid twelve dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbhead?