ClutzAcademyClassOf2014
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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

HI! I'm ClutzAcademy. Thanks for showin up here! I L-O-V-E Twilight! I am Team Edward all the way, and have some respect for Jacob. Here are some things about me.

Name: Elsie

Nickname: Ed, Eddy, Ed-weirdo... The list goes on.

Gender: I am a GIRL! But am more of a tom boy. :)

Age: Just turned 13

Fav. Color: Lime green, neon green, any green in general

Grade: 8th

Last movie I saw: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

I can go on, but I will just bounce around with thoughts. But here are a few more things. My most painful injury to date: Head-meets-ceiling-fan. (Walked on a bed. Forgot the fan was there. Got a bruise from that. :)

I'm updating a little. I just realized something really freaky.

How Much I Am Like The Twilight the Cullens (And Bella)

Edward: Temper. Music Freak. Kinda a Stalker. (I mean no harm to other Team Edward girs/guys out there. She agreed to it so it was borderline stalking.) Before Bella was anti-social. Plays instrument. Immensly HOTT! Likes classical music. Hates country. Vampire. Hates any other version of his name.

Me: Temper. Music Freak. Plays an instrument. Sometimes anti-social. Likes classical music. Hates any other version of my name. Not to mention that I run my fingers through my hair, pinch the bridge of my nose, and pace constantly. Ugh. I'm almost the girl version of Edward.

Bella and I: We are smart. I also believe I am a plain Jane. Like Linkin Park. Love to read. Are nice. Gives everyone a second chance.

Alice and I: God, we get hyper at times. Social butterflies at times. Like shopping. (To an extent for me)

Emmet and I: Pranksters. Jokesters.

Jasper and I: Keep emotions hidden.

Carlsile and I: Compassion.

Esme and I: Love kids.

Rosalie and I: Um... Let me think... OH, I can be really mean when angry. My little sis calls it Rosalie angry.

Um... Let me think... OH!

Um... Forgot. Well my reviwers are awesome!

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5989 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4749 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
A Misplaced Call by FLPotter Girl reviews
Bella is moving to Forks and tries to call her dad when instead she reaches Edward's number. R&R. Rated T for some language and a couple breif refrences.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008
Growing Up a Cullen by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
3 year old Bella Swan has lost her parents in a vampire attack. The Cullen's have taken her in where she will live with them. Little do they know her parents killer is close by, watching little Bella's steps. Please review! This is my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,269 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Newborn by Lythya reviews
In this story, Bella becomes vampire before moving to Forks. Try and see how things might have happened, if Bella had become a vampire before meeting Edward, and how she reacts. Rated for violence. Finished by Titanterror12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,704 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
The Forbidden Game by Red Giraffes reviews
Sequel to 'Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire' So after the 'accident' they would never play thee game again, until one Extremly boring day in the sun, that's when they go crazy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
The End Of An Era by Sadistic-vampire-cullen reviews
Bella and Edward knew each other in 1918 and were engaged to be married, they were separated by the Spanish influenza and meet up in forks years later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,951 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
New Life, Old Friends by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
New Moon, Edward Left and never returned. 25 years later, Bella and her new coven yes she a vamp meet the Cullens again.Will Edward and Bella be together together again? ExB maybe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,991 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Instant Messagin with the Cullens by zombiebounce reviews
IM with the Cullen's and wolves. Hilarius is to be expected! r&r!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
I Bet You Will Kiss Me by LionandLamb4ever reviews
Edward and Bella made a bet will edward with his good looks and huge ego win or will bella with her brains and alice on her side? All human.Some bad language.I havent given up on this story. I will update soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
33 Things by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
33 things the twilight characters shouldn't do!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
Crazy AIM by XshoppingshortieX reviews
What will happen when the Cullen's get AIM? Bella is in love with fruit loops, Emmett is going to cry? And Jasper is perky? Read to find out more! Bella is still human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Shut Up and Play by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her mother gets married. Football is Bella’s life and she is really good at it. The only problem it is her senior year and the guys at Forks high aren’t exactly going to let a girl join their team.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen Angel by 0041523 reviews
Isabella, Angel of Immortality. Exiled from Heaven for creating the Vampire race. Damned to live out her eternal life on earth with her 'demons'. What will happen when she moves to Forks, home of the Olympic Coven? Canon Pairings. AU. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,556 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
High School, Boys, and Tubs of Chocolate Ice Cream by AnimalAddictions reviews
Bella is the hot, but modest girl, and Edward is the celibate player. Ok, something sounds totally wrong about that sentence. That's messed up...hot and modest? Celibate player? Throw Emmett, Alice and Rose in, and you've got hell on your hands. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Character Theme Songs According To Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
What happens when Emmett has the brilliant idea of making personalized mixed CD's for the entire family? What songs does he chose for who? How does the Volturie react when they recieve there? Why did he color-code them? Hilarious! More Chapters coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
shining, lonely star by WrittenWithL0ve reviews
Bella withlock thought that her brother was dead when she turned into a very powerful vampire. Guess who she runs into......................... P.S. I'VE GOT KISSING DESEASE SO CHAPTERS WILL TAKE SOME TIME
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Detention with the Cullens by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett,Edward,Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Jasper all get detention together. Emmett being FUNNY. Alice losing her power? Edward going crazy. Bella the amatuer prankster. Rosalie losing her beauty. Jasper going EMO! FUNNYNESS ENSURED!OOCness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Who's Up For A Game of Truth Or Dare? by XshoppingshortieX reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are out for the week, what will happen when Alice suggest a so called innocent game of truth or dare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,125 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Whitlock by indigotwinkle reviews
One day Jasper is sitting in History class... one-shot random nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jasper - Complete
1, 2, 3, 4 by The Plain White T's by arielellane111 reviews
Edward left Bella & Victoria changed her. She is famous and sees them at one of her meet 'n' greets. Edward has a new HUMAN girlfriend & Bella is sure she will change that...what will happen? Full summary inside and on profile!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Where Do We Go From Here by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
First fic!Please give it a shot!Twi/Supnatural Xover.Edward left like in New Moon but she was pregnant by him.She also found out some things from Charlie about her past that are unexpected.Not good at summaries but give it a chance. M-lang & pos lem
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,246 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Edward - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
My Notebook Will Explain by notnowgarrison reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just By Chance by cem1818 reviews
Bella has her own coven that just so happens to consist of Alice, Rose and Esme. After an accident the girls move to Forks Washington and find that there are some pretty hot vampires there too! AU, OOC, Cannon Pairrings first fanfic! Please no flames!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,317 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Caught Myself by Jord-El reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella starts experiencing pregnancy symptoms. But they never had sex. How could this be happening? Not like others in this genre. I'm trying to keep it as original as possible, and avoid cliche. Updated 21st July, 09.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
New and Improved, my Love by coco786 reviews
First fan fic! Edward leaves for a second time not knowing what he left behind. 50 years later they're all back at a new and improved Forks High. Only the Cullens think she's a descendant of Bella's. Give it a shot! its better than it sounds! ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mothers and Fathers by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Esme finally found her power.The power to have children. Now she can also make other female vampire have children too.Esme asks if Bella, Alice, and Rosalie want to have children. What will happen when the guys find themselves with 4 pregnant she vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Black Silver, Missing Love by Dark Winged Angel AnkokuSama reviews
After New Moon. It's been 100 yrs and everyone thinks Bella is dead, but what happens when the Cullen family find her again, with a new family, a motorcycle, and lead gutarist and singer of a band? Everyones in London and Bella has amazing powers EXB L8ER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,516 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
RANDOM TWILIGHT by zombiebounce reviews
a bunch of random one-shots that are compleatly random that me adn crystal wrote together casue we are wierd like that! WE PROMISE THAT IT WILL BE FUNNY, os if you need a good laugh read this R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Emmett's Secret by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett has gone 'hunting' and the others come across a tape of Emmett, revealing a secret! FUNNY ONE-SHOT may continue on request
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Second Chances by eeyorelover reviews
When Alice starts talking to fellow classmate Jasper over MSN, she gets more than she bargained for, and not in a good way. Jasper isn't who he seems to be on the surface...Rated for violence and murder. It isn't as bad as it sounds, honestly! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Life as a Vampire by IheartEdwardCullen1901 reviews
Takes place four years after Breaking Dawn. Bella is having a extremely good life. She is living in Forks with the people she loves most. But when it comes the time that The Cullens have to leave, something tragic happens and Bella doesn't want to go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Full Circle by sherrie cherries reviews
Sequel/Continuation of Forever Love. Its been 12 years since their lives were turned upside down. Continue to journey to self discovery, and watch Nessie grow up and discover what love is all about. Lots of twists and turns
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forever Changed by vamploverrr reviews
What happens after Edward leaves Bella in the forest that day? What happens years later when there is a celebration in Volterra, and Edward encounters someone he never thought possible. Rated M, just cause I'm paranoid like that!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Insanity at Its Finest by 0041523 reviews
The night he watched her sleep, darker intentions crosses his mind. Darker intentions that he acted on. Edward falls off the wagon, and Bella pays the price. -:-AU/AV/OOC. Canon Pairings. Eventual ExB.-:- HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cullen Boys The Pillow Murders by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
How the whole pillow-biting thing came about. From BD, as most of you can guess :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2009
An Unnecessary Verification by jankmusic reviews
With six simple words, Ronald Weasley just made Hermione Weasley, his wife, a little less nervous as she struggles with the concept of starting a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Musicál by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
What used to be Summer Nights, is now a multi fic! Musical songs, sung by the Twilight gang. Update - The Song That Goes Like This, Emmett and Jasper. R&R! sometimes AH, sometimes not, all canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
You Belong With Me by Can't Decode Me reviews
Song Fic- You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift. If you read it, you'll pick up on it... T because I like language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh My Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Emmett
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Outfits by Team-Edward3849 reviews
Emmett decideds he wants the cullens to play a game. In this game, everyone must wear a outfit emmett thinks matches their personality and then sing a song about it. EXB EmXR AXJ. Rate and Review. Set before BD. After Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Emmett
I Have a Secret by Terez reviews
Alice has a secret to tell Jasper. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sunset: Alice's Twilight by tripswhenshewalks reviews
Alice has just moved to Forks to live with her new foster parents. She comes with high hopes and a big secret that she'll have to hide. Here in Forks Alice thinks shes finally gotten her 2nd chance, but she soon realizes that she cant run from her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Alice
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Guide to the Cullen Boys by tizzlexo11 reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice have lived with Charlie and Renee their whole lives. Then Charlie and Renee have to go to Tokyo for a job, leaving the girls with their family friends, the cullens. One thing: the kids hate each other. OOC/AU. BxE AxJ EMxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven Laid In Tears by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
The future isn’t always clear. It wasn’t on that cold, and snowy December evening. But in a split second, in a flash of red and white lights, of twisted metal, I saw it. Our future changed, forever. Edward/Bella. Told from Alice's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Strange Vacation by Ha-LoCo reviews
What if Bella didn't go to California with Charlie for two weeks during the summer? What if instead she went to Forks? What if she met Edward two years earlier when she was fifteen? Better then it sounds! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Did Edward Say to Bella? by 0041523 reviews
Emmett tells Edward and Bella a joke, Edward doesn't get it. Rated T for Dirty Humor and one curse word. 1Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
The Fairytale Continues by My-Bella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since You've Been Gone by Bella's Bff reviews
Edward leaves, telling bella he's 'in love'. Bella gets attacked by Victoria, turning her into a vamp. Bella lives with long lost cousin, Serena. She becomes a singer, and spies someone lurking in the audience... My First FanFiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter Nature by Bella's Bff reviews
When Bella saw Laurent in the meadow in New Moon, Jacob was too late. Ten years later, Bella is changed, kinda gothic, living alone. When she gets to school, she can smell vampires... ExB Title explaination: 1st ch; rated for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BLIND MOON by CindeBella reviews
Edward returned in NM, just to find out that Bella was killed or so he thought. After 12 years, Bella and Edward meet again. But, like Alice, she has NO memory... Now they have another challenge ahead and this time Edward's life will be in Bella's hand!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,874 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
The seemingly Endless Nine months by myfirstloveisedward reviews
Bella and Edward have yet another suprise coming their way! A baby! When Bella falls pregnant, our favorite man Edward goes into extreme over protecive mode, with the whole family thrown into the mix. Join our favorite couple and their newest editon here!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8405 - Favs: 7,581 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Queen of the Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Edward met Bella as a baby & felt the connection but denied it. Alice saw Bella coming into Edward's life. Is Bella's destiny more important than she knows and does Carlisle and Alice know it? 1st Fanfic. Was rated T, now rated M for darker parts, semi AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,497 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 174 - Published: 3/20/2008
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Midnight Waltz by Warui-Usagi reviews
AU: A year later and Bella is still living in Forks. She didn't jump off the cliff. Edward never returned. But now Alice is sick of watching her family suffer, and her ensuring actions have consequences more dire than anything she could've predicted. E&B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/25/2007
Twilight Story by EdwardLover44 reviews
Well this is my verison on how Bella and Edward meet. Bella sneaks out one night for a little exploring when she comes across a box marked with name Edward on it. Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Pranks and Revenge by EdwardLover44 reviews
These are just a bunch of oneshots wiht Bella and the Cullens gettieng back at each other when they do mean things to each other or get evil plots! Read and find out what our twilight characters have up there sleves! 6
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
Killing Jacob: to the tune of JOY TO THE WORLD by kissofdeath21 reviews
ME AND MY FRIEND COURTNEY DESTROY JACOB BLACK WITH THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Christmas List by aidanadia reviews
Every year, Emmett has to write a list for Christmas indicating what gifts he wants. When he puts down something completely atrocious this year, his family is worried about his mentality.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by EdwardLover44 reviews
Well the Cullen's decide to play truth or dare what mischif will they get into and when did Bella become so evil? MUHUHUHAHA read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2007
I dare you to by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
ONESHOT:Bella dares Emmett to do somethig.Will he do it? If i have a lot of spelling mistakes it is because i did not send it to my Beta. I do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Milk by EdwardLover44 reviews
Well Edward lost a bet and now has to do something that He'll regret. Bella laughs hysticerly and accidently spits milk in his face.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2007
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Edward's First Ticket by EdwardLover44 reviews
Remember in Twilight When Edward Tell's Bella that He never got a ticket for speeding? Well what happens when Bella plots a sceam to give Edward his first ticket? Read and find out! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Prank Phone Calling by EdwardLover44 reviews
When Bella has a close friend come out from Arizona and they decide to Prank phone call Edward what kind of trouble will bell get in to?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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The Strange Tale of Oblivious and the Cullens reviews
Edward didn't come back. Bella got into an 'accidental' car accident and was changed by Carlisle, but he left again. Now the new Bella with her band Oblivious is out to rock the world, but the Cullens are back. This is gonna be a bumpy ride!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kiss The Girl reviews
AH. Even though I don't really like All Human fiction they are all human. Bella has always loved Edward. Edward is dense and can't see it. Then, at one of Jessica's parties Bella does karaoke. Edward realizes he loves her and, well I can't tell you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete